#he could eat a full sized helicopter if he wanted to though XD

[androidcharles]

Headcanon for your Android Charles specifically:

He has tried to eat a helicopter, but got stopped before he could even take one bite. Which now calls for security around the helicopters, just so Charles doesn't eat one.

Charles eventually satisfied his hunger with a drone helicopter, and never made another attempt to nom a full sized helicopter

For some reason imagining this is hilarious, because whenever he crashes and gets severely "injured" he does have to eat parts of his helicopter in order to activate his self reparation nanites XD

[low-budget-mulan]

1-155

This is going to be long. So it’s going under.

1: Full name

Sara [REDACTED]2: Age

22 1/23: 3 Fears

Caterpillars, rolly pollies, idk?4: 3 things I love

my niece, my job, my friends5: 4 turns on

nice, caring, strong, able to cook6: 4 turns off

any of the guys I have been in relationships with lol7: My best friend

I have many. Brandon, kelsey, renee8: Sexual orientation

straight 9: My best first date

I mean. All my first dates were ok? Like the last 2 guys I dated I had a lot of fun. We ate and laughed and talked about memes. 10: How tall am I

5 ft 6 in11: What do I miss

My niece12: What time were I born

*was         idk like 2 pm?

13: Favourite color

purple14: Do I have a crush

nah fam. Aint nobody got time for dat 15: Favourite quote

”be not afraid” 16: Favourite place

Mammoth/june mountain, disneyland, yosemite17: Favourite food

My grandma’s cooking. Always. 18: Do I use sarcasm

Nooooo. Why would I do that (i was being sarcastic. And yes) 19: What am I listening to right now

Slime rancher home screen music 20: First thing I notice in new person

face21: Shoe size

1222: Eye color

brown23: Hair color

^24: Favourite style of clothing

hobo with a job 25: Ever done a prank call?

yes27: Meaning behind my URL

brandon insulted me. I agreed 

28: Favourite movie

Totoro, book of life, home, Christopher Robin29: Favourite song

idk??30: Favourite band

WAL31: How I feel right now

Sleepy after getting off a 38 hour shift32: Someone I love

My niece33: My current relationship status

Married to my job I guess. 34: My relationship with my parents

There is one at least35: Favourite holiday

CHRISTMAS36: Tattoos and piercing i have

Be not afraid on my arm. No piercings 37: Tattoos and piercing i want

Verso L’Alto, and some others38: The reason I joined Tumblr

neighbor made me one 

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

I don’t hate him. I am hurt. But he decided to not want to be friends at all. I would have still loved to be friends with him, even though we didn’t work out. 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

no41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

My cousin? no 

42: When did I last hold hands?

idk? many moons ago 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

depends if I shower. If I shower then 30 mins. If not then 10 

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

No I don’t have to shave my legs. 45: Where am I right now?

in bed46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

My friend renee. But I have never been drunk before because I am not a lightweight and I also know how to say no. Why would I intentionally want to make myself sick. 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

depends where I am and how I am feeling 

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

yes, because I make minimum wage as a first responder and can’t afford to live on my own. 49: Am I excited for anything?

Not being on night shift anymore XD currently dying from it and need a break.

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Brandito51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

Whenever a patient or random person starts creeping on me. 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

I hugged My niece so many times today 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

I would tell him to go away. But like that’s just because I am mad at him. He can kiss whoever he wants. I don’t care. I don’t own him. He is his own person. 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

My friend Sam 55: What is something I disliked about today?

not sleeping all day 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

idk?57: What do I think about most?

My niece and how much I miss her. and wanting to move out 58: What’s my strangest talent?

I don’t have any 59: Do I have any strange phobias?

caterpillars and rolly pollies 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind 61: What was the last lie I told?

idk? Probably something I said to a patient? 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

online63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

no64: Do I believe in magic?

no65: Do I believe in luck?

no66: What’s the weather like right now?

sunny 7767: What was the last book I’ve read?

Emerald Dodge’s battlecry Series. 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

makes my physically sick69: Do I have any nicknames?

Low Budget Mulan, Sa’a, Scara, Hoe70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

uhhhhhh My back? and also my wrists and neck. But this is all from work and having to lift heavy patients. 71: Do I spend money or save it?

both. But I need to start saving more 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

yea73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?

bubble gum tape 

74: Favourite animal?

idk75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

working.76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

doesnt have one 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

idk78: How can you win my heart?

memes, food, money79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

”guess I’ll Die”80: What is my favorite word?

idk81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

i don’t have any 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

Ambulances are not a taxi service and your stubbed toes are not emergencies. Pay first responders more. 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

not that I know of. 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

super sarcasm probably? idk? flight? invisibility? super strength?85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

this one 86: What is my current desktop picture?

default picture87: Had sex?

no, just waffles88: Bought condoms?

no89: Gotten pregnant?

no90: Failed a class?

many91: Kissed a boy?

yes92: Kissed a girl?

no93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

cant remember94: Had job?

many95: Left the house without my wallet?

yep96: Bullied someone on the internet?

just my sister97: Had sex in public?

no, just waffles98: Played on a sports team?

yes99: Smoked weed?

no100: Did drugs?

crack is wack101: Smoked cigarettes?

ew no102: Drank alcohol?

heck yea103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

no I dont hate myself104: Been overweight?

yes105: Been underweight?

no106: Been to a wedding?

yes107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

yes108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

yes109: Been outside my home country?

yes110: Gotten my heart broken?

ye111: Been to a professional sports game?

I’ve worked them 112: Broken a bone?

yes113: Cut myself?

yes114: Been to prom?

no115: Been in airplane?

yes116: Fly by helicopter?

no117: What concerts have I been to?

Many118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

no119: Learned another language?

pig latin120: Wore make up?

ye121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

no122: Had oral sex?

ew no 123: Dyed my hair?

yes124: Voted in a presidential election?

yes125: Rode in an ambulance?

Bruh. I work in one. I drive that bitch126: Had a surgery?

yes127: Met someone famous?

Many famous sports people and some others 128: Stalked someone on a social network?

every day 129: Peed outside?

yes130: Been fishing?

yes131: Helped with charity?

yes132: Been rejected by a crush?

no because I never make the first move. And I never tell someone I like them unless they have said they liked me first 133: Broken a mirror?

lol ye134: What do I want for birthday?

money135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

many. Idk?136: Was I named after anyone?

no137: Do I like my handwriting?

sometimes138: What was my favourite toy as a child?

furby and my doll139: Favourite Tv Show?

idk140: Where do I want to live when older?

yosemite, june mountain, mammoth, japan 141: Play any musical instrument?

no142: One of my scars, how did I get it?

on my hand, My mom poured hot caramel on me. 143: Favourite pizza toping?

pepperoni144: Am I afraid of the dark?

no145: Am I afraid of heights?

no146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

no 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

My whole life148: What I’m really bad at

everything149: What my greatest achievments are

nothing150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

some stuff my mom has said 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery

move out and buy a house and save the rest 152: What do I like about myself

nothing 153: My closest Tumblr friend

brandito and kelsey 154: Something I fantasise about

having a family 155: Any question you’d like?

rood 

[ishxallxgood]

Tag I’m it

Tagged by @mamakat926

Full name - Joyce (that’s all you need to know, stalker)

Zodiac sign - Capricorn 

3 Fears - earthworms, heights, being unloved

3 things I love - my kids, my husband, victuuri

4 turns ons - arms, tattoos, humor, compassion

4 turns offs - dirty fingernails, stupidity, facial hair, ?

My best friend - is a dork and I love her for it although she refuses to watch Yuri On Ice (HOW AM I STILL BEST FRIENDS WITH HER!?)

Sexual orientation - demisexual

My best first date - take me to a great restaurant and make me laugh the whole time

How tall am I - 5′5″

What do I miss - NANA updating  

What time were I born - ???  It doesn’t say on my birth certificate

Favourite colour - Orange

Do I have a crush - Only on animated characters

Favourite quote - “It’s all good.”

Favourite place - My bed

Favourite food - Sashimi 

Do I use sarcasm - Oh no, never.

What am I listening to right now - Darren Criss singing “I dreamed a Dream”

First thing I notice in new person - Uh... idk

Shoe size - 7.5

Eye colour - brown

Hair colour - black

Favourite style of clothing - dresses

Ever done a prank call? - as a kid sure

What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? - grey with hearts

Meaning behind my URL - it was my favorite phrase to use in middle school

Favourite movie - Interview with the Vampire (don’t even ask me why idk why)

Favourite song - Justin Bieber’s “Beauty and a Beat” (go ahead, judge me, but tell me that’s not a good song)

Favourite band - Backstreet Boys.  My 90′s fangirl is showing

How I feel right now - meh

Someone I love - @mamakat926

My current relationship status - married

My relationship with my parents - pretty good

Favourite holiday - CHRISTMAS

Tattoos and piercings? one tattoo, ear piercing, and belly button

Tattoos and piercing i want - I want two snowmen on my inner wrist

The reason I joined Tumblr - For quality Saboala do you see any Saboala on my dash?  No, didn’t think so.  xD

Do I and my last ex hate each other? no, I was invited to his wedding

Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? not really

Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Hahahahaha no... 

When did I last hold hands? a few minutes ago... but you know so my three year old wouldn’t run off in a parking lot

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 5 minutes?

Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? no

Where am I right now? dining room table

If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? husband

Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? usually loud because I’m scream-singing along

Do I live with my Mom and Dad? no

Am I excited for anything? victuuri

Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? my husband.  but he normally tunes me out.  but to be fair, I’m normally either fangirling about Victuuri or something Yuri on Ice related (that’s my everything)

How often do I wear a fake smile? never

When was the last time I hugged someone? always hugging someone.  but my little monkey is a cuddler

What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I’d be pretty pissed considering it’s my husband

Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? probably?

What is something I disliked about today? it’s too hot

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Darren Criss

What do I think about most? Victuuri

What’s my strangest talent? i don’t really have an “unexpected” talent?

Do I have any strange phobias? earthworms

Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both

What was the last lie I told? That I called the lawyers in NYC when I haven’t

Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes, to an extent. and yes

Do I believe in magic? I believe in the Holy Spirit

Do I believe in luck? yes

What’s the weather like right now? too effing hot

What was the last book I’ve read? FANFICTION

Do I like the smell of gasoline? sometimes

Do I have any nicknames? my husband likes to call me wither Beaker or Cactuar because he’s an ass an insists I talk in “whomps”

What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I’m boring, probably just a badly sprained ankle

Do I spend money or save it? save.  I’m stingy AF

Can I touch my nose with a tongue? no

Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? a blow up flamingo

Favourite animal? Wolves.  Sharks. Snakes. Flamingos

What was I doing last night at 12 AM? sleeping

What do I think is Satan’s last name is? trump (too good an answer)

What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Megan Trainor’s “Me Too”

How can you win my heart? feed me and tell my you like my writing

What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I just want a picture of a snowman

What is my favourite word - supermegafoxyawesomehot

My top 5 blogs on tumblr  - @lucycamui @omgkatsudonplease @forovnix @majestically-fangirling @ineffectualdemon

If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? CHULACOMETTI

Do I have any relatives in jail? not that I know of

I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? teleportation or flight

What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? It depends.

What is my current desktop picture? @barechu ‘s Creation of Victor

Had sex? yes

Bought condoms?  yes

Gotten pregnant? yes

Failed a class? yes

Kissed a boy? yes

Kissed a girl? yes

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yes

Had job? yes

Left the house without my wallet?  yes

Bullied someone on the internet? no

Had sex in public? yes

Played on a sports team? no

Smoked weed? no

Did drugs? other than weed? no

Smoked cigarettes? no

Drank alcohol? yes

Am I a vegetarian/vegan? hell no.

Been overweight? probably

Been underweight? no

Been to a wedding?  yes

Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes. i feel like this is a trick question?

Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yes

Been outside my home country? yes

Gotten my heart broken? no

Been to a professional sports game? yes

Broken a bone? no

Cut myself? accidentally yes

Been to prom? yes

Been in airplane? yes

Fly by helicopter? yes

What concerts have I been to? Two Backstreet Boys concerts.  One in the early 2000′s and one in like 2012 xD (I’ve been to countless Musicals though)

Had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes, but like most of my crushes she was animated

Learned another language? yes

Wore make up? yes

Lost my virginity before I was 18? no

Had oral sex? yes

Dyed my hair? no

Voted in a presidential election? yes

Rode in an ambulance? yes

Had a surgery? no

Met someone famous? yes

Stalked someone on a social network? yes

Peed outside? yes

Been fishing? no

Helped with charity? yes

Been rejected by a crush? yes, but it turns out he was gay so yea...

Broken a mirror? yes

What do I want for birthday? ChulaCometti

How many kids do I want and what will be their names? TWO! Chloe and Cara

Was I named after anyone? no

Do I like my handwriting? Yes

What was my favourite toy as a child? Birthday bear carebear (I still have him.  He’s 30 years old)

Favourite Tv Show? Criminal Minds

Where do I want to live when older? San Diego

Play any musical instrument? Piano and a little Violin

One of my scars, how did I get it? Smallpox booster shot

Favourite pizza toping? sausage, mushrooms and green peppers

Am I afraid of the dark? no.  I thrive in the dark like a vampire

Am I afraid of heights? terrified... though all I want to do is fly... weird eh? I suppose I’m more terrified of falling

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yes, but I mean is cutting school to stalk the Backstreet Boys in NYC really bad?

Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? yes

What I’m really bad at - not freaking out on my kids

What my greatest achievements are - meeting Johnny Weir, just kidding, it’s successfully stalking the Backstreet Boys as a teenager

The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - that they don’t want to be my friend.

What I’d do if I won in a lottery -invest my money

What do I like about myself - my humor

My closest Tumblr friend - @mamakat926 and @d2diamond and @mygeekcorner y’all asked for one you get three  (FOR SHAME @mamakat926, FOR SHAME!  I’VE ACTUALLY MET YOU! I BOUGHT YOU DINNER AND DRINKS! I BOUGHT YOU KATSUDON! LOSER.)

Something I fantasise about my ex - no but I do sometimes have dreams about this one guy I had a crush on in middle school... I mean 15 years later he’s still as adorable as he was back then... xD

[isaac-lacey]

Weird tag

So ummm I tag @mikeywrites and @callum-vaughan just pick 10 or so of the questions but you can do all of them if you want 

1: Full name: Isaac Nial Lacey (we don’t speak of my middle name)

2: Age: 16

3: 3 Fears: Spiders, heights and the dark

4: 3 things I love: My boyfriend, food and tea

5: 4 turns on: Dicks, cuteness, awesome personality, sweets (what, you can’t deny, sweets are hot af XD)

6: 4 turns off: Douchey deodorant, non emo, vagina (I’m gay and I have no filter me saying this is a given)

7: My best friend: I don’t really have any friends

8: Sexual orientation: Gay

9: My best first date: Haven’t been on a date (I plan on taking my boyfriend on one when I visit him/he visits me)

10: How tall am I: 176 cm

11: What do I miss: friends

12: What time was I born: 7:32 (I think it was am)

13: Favourite color: Purple

14: Do I have a crush: On my boyfriend yeah

15: Favourite quote: *shrugs* I dunno

16: Favourite place: My bedroom

17: Favourite food: ummm if I had to pick I’d say pizza

18: Do I use sarcasm: nooooo I would never (what do you think)

19: What am I listening to right now: the sounds in my head

20: First thing I notice in new person: their eyes

21: Shoe size: 8 in new Zealand

22: Eye color: my eyes are kinda weird, they’re green/blue with a yellow/brown/gold/orange kinda ring around my pupil

23: Hair color: I’m not sure, light af brown or dark blonde I dunno

24: Favourite style of clothing: anything emo

25: Ever done a prank call? Nope because fuck that, one I would be terrible and 2 it’s scary as fuuuuck

27: Meaning behind my URL: It’s my fucking name

28: Favourite movie: Don’t have one

29: Favourite song: Ummmmm

30: Favourite band: I have way too many

31: How I feel right now: Depressed as fuck

32: Someone I love: My boyfriend Jacob

33: My current relationship status: Taken

34: My relationship with my parents: I think it’s bad, they seem to think it’s good

35: Favourite holiday: Ummmm christmas I think maybe, I get to eat a LOT at christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have: I don’t have any, I do want to get a small tattoo one day though maybe

37: Tattoos and piercing i want: Small rainbow coloured rose

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: writing stuff

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: Well considering he tried to rape me I think that’s a solid yes

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: Yusss from my boyfriend all the time, he’s so sweet

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: I doubt it

42: When did I last hold hands?: Yesterday, I had to babysit my one year old brother and he dragged me outside by my hand

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? It depends, I multi task so it can take ages but also not take long

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? No

45: Where am I right now? In my bedroom

46: If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Not sure

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: It depends how I’m feeling if I’m honest

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? No, they divorced, I live with my mum and step dad

49: Am I excited for anything?: Getting to talk to Jacob

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: No, like I said I don’t really have any friends

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? All day every day mother fucker

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: Fucking AGES ago, I don’t like human contact, my sister tries to hug me but I don’t let her (most I’ll go for is holding hands with most people)

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I wouldn’t care

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: No

55: What is something I disliked about today?: Being depressed upon waking up

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Jacob, in person anyway

57: What do I think about most?: Jacob

58: What’s my strangest talent?: I don’t really have anything I’m good at

59: Do I have any strange phobias?: *shrugs*

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Behind usually but I’m ok with being in front of it every once in a while

61: What was the last lie I told?: Well I told my brother (the oldest one I have that is still younger than me) that I was ok with him (I really don’t like him)

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? It depends who with, all calls make me nervous as fuck, I mostly video call with Jacob but with anyone else regular call if I can even manage that

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Nope

64: Do I believe in magic?: Eh

65: Do I believe in luck?: Nope

66: What's the weather like right now?: warm outside

67: What was the last book I've read?: Dripping gold

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: Ew no

69: Do I have any nicknames?: Izzy and Zac, I like to go by Izzy to most people

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: *shrugs*

71: Do I spend money or save it?: *shrugs*

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: Nope

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?: ummmm not that I can see

74: Favourite animal?: Dog maybe

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: watching anime

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: *shrugs* tf kinda question is this?

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: anything by paramore

78: How can you win my heart?: buy me food

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: ‘little shit that had no friends, loved his boyfriend more than anything, is emo trash even in death’

80: What is my favorite word?: Nervosa

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: @elliewants2write @glorious74 @mikeywrites @koalamuffins and @tru-problems-of-a-bitch

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: Fuck off

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: I dunno maybe

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: Telekinesis

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: I dunno

86: What is my current desktop picture?: It’s literally just a black screen

87: Had sex?: Nope

88: Bought condoms?: No

89: Gotten pregnant?: Considering I have a fully functioning penis and not a fully functioning vagina I’m pretty sure I haven’t

90: Failed a class?: Nope

91: Kissed a boy?: Yes

92: Kissed a girl?: When I was 8

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: No

94: Had job?: Kinda

95: Left the house without my wallet?: Yes

96: Bullied someone on the internet?: Hell no

97: Had sex in public?: No

98: Played on a sports team?: Fuck off hell no eww

99: Smoked weed?: Nah

100: Did drugs?: Nah

101: Smoked cigarettes?: Nope

102: Drank alcohol?: Yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: No

104: Been overweight?: No

105: Been underweight?: yes

106: Been to a wedding?: a couple times

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: just 5 hours? Hell yeah, I’ve been on for 8 hours straight, in fact more than that

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: Yeah ages ago, I wouldn’t do it now though

109: Been outside my home country?: Yus

110: Gotten my heart broken?: Nah

111: Been to a professional sports game?: Eww no

112: Broken a bone?: No

113: Cut myself?: Many times, still do sometimes

114: Been to prom?: Nope

115: Been in airplane?: Yes

116: Fly by helicopter?: Nope

117: What concerts have I been to?: Nope

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Obviously

119: Learned another language?: Trying to

120: Wore make up?: Yes

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: No

122: Had oral sex?: No

123: Dyed my hair?: twice so far

124: Voted in a presidential election?: Nope

125: Rode in an ambulance?: Nope

126: Had a surgery?: Nope

127: Met someone famous?: I think so

128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Eh kinda

129: Peed outside?: *shrugs*

130: Been fishing?: Yes, a couple times

131: Helped with charity?: Yus

132: Been rejected by a crush?: Yus

133: Broken a mirror?: Yes

134: What do I want for birthday?: I dunno

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: I dunno and I dunno

136: Was I named after anyone?: Not to my knowledge

137: Do I like my handwriting?: Eh

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?: I dunno actually

139: Favourite Tv Show?: Don’t have one

140: Where do I want to live when older?: *shrugs*

141: Play any musical instrument?: Nope

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: I stepped on a nail

143: Favourite pizza toping?: Hmmm not sure

144: Am I afraid of the dark?: Yes

145: Am I afraid of heights?:Yes

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?: Umm yes

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: Yes

148: What I'm really bad at: Life

149: What my greatest achievments are: ...

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: *shrugs*

151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: *shrugs*

154: Something I fantasise about: *shrugs* not sure

152: What do I like about myself: Nothing

153: My closest Tumblr friend: Probably @mikeywrites

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Question thingy

I know that the normal thing is to let your followers ask you the number of the things that they wish to know about you, but I don’t feel like waiting to be asked.

1: Name: If I told you you would think I was trying to be an anime knockoff.

2: Age: 25

3: 3 Fears: Lack of an afterlife, spiders, and drowning

4: 3 things I love: My husband, my son, and my friends

5: 4 turns on: Singing, bass playing, blood, and dancing

6: 4 turns off: Country music, bad breath, body odor, and anger

7: My best friend: @immolare

8: Sexual orientation: Straightish? I’ve honestly done done enough to define myself

9: My best first date: “Your candy holding capacity has been reduced by fifty percent!”

10: How tall am I: 5″9′

11: What do I miss: The feeling that I could be anything that I wanted to be

12: What time were I born: 2:30pm

13: Favorite color: Red

14: Do I have a crush: as a matter of fact I do

15: Favorite quote: “You don’t need a reason to help people.”

16: Favorite place: The field

17: Favorite food: Thai

18: Do I use sarcasm: More often than I mean to

19: What am I listening to right now: Mumbles of my coworkers in other rooms

20: First thing I notice in new person: Their smile

21: Shoe size: 8 (usa)

22: Eye color: Hazel (green/brown)

23: Hair color: Naturally dark brown, currently dyed soft black

24: Favorite style of clothing: Goth

25: Ever done a prank call?: Probably back when I was in elementary school, but I can’t remember

27: Meaning behind my URL: You need to at least be a level 10 friend to know my tragic back story

28: Favorite movie: I honestly don’t think I have one

29: Favorite song: The Outsider, A Perfect Circle

30: Favorite band: Tool

31: How I feel right now: A little meh. I have a slight headache

32: Someone I love: My husband

33: My current relationship status: Married

34: My relationship with my parents: I’m really close with my mom and a bit strained with my dad

35: Favorite holiday: Halloween

36: Tattoos and piercing i have: Tattoos: 9  Piercings: 15

37: Tattoos and piercing i want: I at least want full sleeves for tattoos and I want a few more ear piercings

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: My group of Diner friends convinced me it was a good idea XD

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: Well technically my last ex is now my husband.... But if we’re not counting him I haven’t spoken to my ex in years

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: Not typically

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: Yupp!

42: When did I last hold hands?: Uhhhh...... Two or three weeks ago maybe?

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: For work: 30 minutes    For family or friend functions: up to an hour

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?: Yes I have, and I will again tonight

45: Where am I right now?: At work

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Either my husband or my best friend (I wouldn’t get that drunk without them)

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: Loud

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: Nope! Moved out years ago

49: Am I excited for anything?: I’m excited to be able to eat more than just plain fruits and veggies tomorrow. I’m doing a detox fitness thing right now

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: Yes I do

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: Most days. I work with the general public

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: About an hour ago (I work in the same building that my mom does)

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I honestly wouldn’t care. He usually ends up kissing dudes at parties and I have free range to kiss who I want as well.

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: Nope! All of the people that I trust are carefully selected and then stick around after I push them away

55: What is something I disliked about today?: I threw up from overexertion at the gym this morning...

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Maynard James Keenan

57: What do I think about most?: A lot of what ifs.... And a lot about food hahaha

58: What’s my strangest talent?: I can mimic Gullum/Smeagol perfectly

59: Do I have any strange phobias?: Fireworks terrify me

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: It depends. I love candid photos and I love being in them, but I love taking pictures too

61: What was the last lie I told?: “I’m just tired”

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: Video chatting

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: I do! There isn’t any evidence that shows that there isn’t beyond a shadow of a doubt

64: Do I believe in magic?: Not in the Abra Kadabra kind

65: Do I believe in luck?: Yes

66: What’s the weather like right now?: Freezing rain

67: What was the last book I’ve read?: The Gunslinger

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: I don’t mind it, but I don’t like it

69: Do I have any nicknames?: I know I used to.... I think they are mostly used for jokes now

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?: When I fractured my right ankle (I did have my nose broken, but that was by a doctor to fix it)

71: Do I spend money or save it?: I save most of it and I splurge occasionally

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: Nope

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: A pink highlighter and a pink pen

74: Favorite animal?: Wolf

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Either sleeping or tossing and turning

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? I think this question needs editing...

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Dirrrty

78: How can you win my heart?: With honesty, faithfulness, and a nerdy personality

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “Don’t believe them about the curse...”

80: What is my favorite word?: Scuttle

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: I follow too many to have a top 5

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: “Why can’t we all be kind? If we all took a little more time to be aware of our fellow man and aware of the nature around us we could make the world a better place.

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: I don’t know if they are still in jail or if they got out...

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: I would want to be able to control the elements

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: I don’t think there is a question that I would be afraid to tell the truth on. It may be hard, but I’d answer it honestly

86: What is my current desktop picture? I don’t have one since my work computer is being switched out tomorrow.

87: Had sex?: Yes

88: Bought condoms?: Yes

89: Gotten pregnant?: I have not

90: Failed a class?: I honestly never have

91: Kissed a boy?: Yes

92: Kissed a girl?:yes

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: Yes

94: Had job?: at one right now

95: Left the house without my wallet?: I haven’t done it in a few years, but I have

96: Bullied someone on the internet?: Nope!

97: Had sex in public?: Technically?....

98: Played on a sports team?: Yes

99: Smoked weed?: Yes

100: Did drugs?: Nothing beyond weed and alcohol

101: Smoked cigarettes?: Yes

102: Drank alcohol?: Yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: I am vegan

104: Been overweight?: Nope

105: Been underweight?: I was up until about 4 years ago

106: Been to a wedding?: I been to a lot of them!

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: I do that at work every day

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: Yup! I love a good tv binge every once and a while

109: Been outside my home country?: Nope

110: Gotten my heart broken?: Yes, very badly

111: Been to a professional sports game?: I’ve been to a few

112: Broken a bone?: Not by myself

113: Cut myself?: I did for about 16 years

114: Been to prom?: Yes, I was sick that night and had a track meet the next morning

115: Been in airplane?: Nope

116: Fly by helicopter?: No

117: What concerts have I been to?: Oh lord.... I’ve been to too many to list, but the last concert that I went to was to see A Perfect Circle

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Yupp!

119: Learned another language?: I’m still trying to learn French.....

120: Wore make up?: I do almost every day

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: Mhmm

122: Had oral sex?: Yes

123: Dyed my hair?: Yupp

124: Voted in a presidential election?: I have!

125: Rode in an ambulance?: Not yet thankfully

126: Had a surgery?: Yupp!

127: Met someone famous?: I don’t think so

128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Mhmm

129: Peed outside?: Yes.... Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do

130: Been fishing?: About 10 years ago

131: Helped with charity?: I do every year at work!

132: Been rejected by a crush?: Yes

133: Broken a mirror?: I think so.... I think I punched one

134: What do I want for birthday?: I never really want anything specific. It’s just another day