OH MY FUCKING GOD I WAS IN THE ELEVATOR TALKING TO MY FRIEND AND EXPLAINING KINDERGARTEN AND SHE ASKS ME “HOW LONG THE TIMELOOP HAS BEEN GOING?” AND THE SECURITY GUARD TURNS TO US AND SAYS “forever. This is all a timeloop”
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you guys wanna hear a funny story i just remembered
stupid question of course you do
My family has a 10 year old shih tzu. despite being an old man that dog has LOTS of energy. most of it is horny energy.
every dog we had since we got him has fallen victim to his Advances™. at this point we're convinced he's bisexual incarnate. he tried to fuck a rabbit once. never touches humans, only other animals. it's been like this for years.
fast forward to a few months ago. we got a new dog that did NOT appreciate the advances that were made on him. he made it knows well. he set boundaries. my shih tzu didn't like that.
me and my mother were in the kitchen, while my father was in the living room which is connected directly to said kitchen. our dogs were in the room with us both. my beloved old man dog suddenly started whining and staring with the saddest eyes at our other dog.
my mom chose it was a great moment to say "aww, you want to fuck??"
my father, without missing a beat, answered in a quiet, hopeless tone, "yeah"
i need you to understand. that was my DAD, a man who raised me since i was 3, admitting to being horny for my mother.
15 years they've been together. i think they'll be fine.
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"Super Craig? more like Stupid Craig."
"Okay Wonder Geek."
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Fenton Coded
Tim... Tim just stared.
He...
Huh.
He had once entertained the idea that he wasn't really a Drake, a very long time ago when he overheard his mom and dad arguing and some words were said in the heat of the moment, but to be honest Tim always thought the obvious culprit of anyone being his dad would most likely be Bruce (Bruce even admitted he had a small fling with his mother but that was two years before her marriage)
But before little Tim's curiosity could really take hold on the idea, he had saw on the news Robin performing a Grayson flip and the hint of Tim not being a Drake left his mind. Robin was Dick Grayson! And if he was Robin that had to mean Bruce Wayne was Batman!
Then well... his stalking of the Bats started and the rest became history.
But now, as Tim was staring at his own DNA test, something he never bothered to do until that damned Demon brat wanted to make sure he was ONLY blood son of Bruce (and doing a DNA test something even Bruce never thought of doing due to well… how he was towards Tim during his first months as Robin)
He well…
He kinda needs to find out who this Daniel Jackson Fenton is.
(Tim finds out he isn’t a Drake, but also not a Wayne (because Damian wanted to make sure he was only blood son) but is instead a Fenton)
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the fact that kevin day also witnessed a man being chopped up in the tower at evermore after neil’s audition is mad, and it’s something that is very much not addressed ever. like, maybe part of kevin was so accepting of how things were in the nest because he knew that this is the second branch, and if he were to leave, he’d become the main branch’s problem because he knows too much, and the main branch casually chops men up as a warning to literal children. and then he’s still called a coward for leaving ?? but also a coward for wanting to go back to make the inevitable less painful for him ??? and that’s not even considering what riko and tetusji did to him specifically, before even jean arrived at the nest. and his mother’s death would’ve been quite recent at that point. just insane.
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