#he got blown thee fuck up.

[kittlyns]

Just did a war crime against a guy called baelen bonecloak. Rip Mr. Bonecloak

[moonshynecybin]

okay i'm sorry for this but. you mentioning marc crying + showing hole on ig at the same time made me think. he would so be an overstimulation kinda crier.

he literally is thank you so much. genuinely before AND after reconciliation it’s like. he is genuinely crying by the time vale gets inside him. ummmmmm this got lawng. under the cut !

EYE think. marc has this insane ability to have this vice grip handle on his body and his reactions to physical input thereof… high pain tolerance high pleasure tolerance i would wager. think about how clear headed he is on track despite an INSANE amount of sensation and physical input and adrenaline… like it all speaks to his freak ass nature. you can’t just turn that shit off !!

SO it’s fun for MEEE to take that to its logical conclusion. sex with vale valentino rossi. where (at the beginning especially) he’s starstruck and responsive and sweet, but he’s also very clearly still ALL there. no getting lost in the hedonistic haze for marc— instead he’s absolutely DIALED IN on vale, cataloging information like a crazy person. he’s like. vale likes it when i move my hips like X and i incorporate more tongue here and just. trying to win at sex. make it good for vale make it good overall (ITS ALREADY INSANE MIND YOU). trying to get a good grade in fucking vale trying to WIN ! and i think it results creating a little competitive streak in vale where he NOTICES and. well he wants to make marc absolutely lose his god damn mind. and it’s not ONLY as a “winning at sex” kind of thing (trust that is at play. the crazy ego of getting there— the desire to see this hyper, neurotic, COMPETITIVE (a RIVAL. the fastest guy on track even !) guy CHILL OUT), it’s also coupled with grade A 100% pure and earnest horniness. crucially. it bothers him that his baseline effort gets marc there but doesn’t make him LOSE HIS MIND!! BEST HE EVER HAD!! crazy possessive streak he ABSOLUTELY doesn’t quite understand… he wants him to not be able to SPEAK… he wants the only thing swimming around in marc’s little intelligent fucked up noggin to be VALENTINO ROSSI in bright flashing letters… so. he sets about achieving that goal with typical rakish whimsy

so they fuck normal style and marc comes and it’s Good (knee wobbly) and he’s laughing like. jajaja okay now i will take a shower :3 and he’s got one knee off the bed stupid blue underwear in hand looking ENTIRELY too unruffled for someone who just got their back blown out by THEE valentino rossi… ass insane abs go crazy hair all over the place flush on his cheeks… just casually LEAVING the bed while vale’s still strung out breathing hard all sweaty from fucking and tangled in sheets lounging like a roman emperor. and that’s when the irritation meets competitiveness meets horny and some neuron fires in vale’s head and the switch FLIPS. and vale catches marc by the wrist. pulls him back. flips him against the mattress gets a thumb under his knee. marc shivers mouth like :o vale slings his legs over his shoulderssssssssss and he gets to WORK.

genuinely vale like. sorry nasty zone. getting him off as many times as humanely possible. relentless. fingers him blows him fucks him then eats his own come out of his hole absolutely NASTY. hickies on thighs thumbs on his nipple. marc doesn’t even know what to DO with all of it… and marc can handle a lot of sensation he LIKES a lot of sensation…. the things that would be WAY too much for normal people are justttt enough for our boy marc marquez… but his knees were jello forty minutes ago and vale’s got two fingers tugging on the oversensitive rim of his hole and his tongue is playing slick on the underside of his cock and vale’s STARING at him blue eyes clear and lasered in… and vale takes his other hand and presses his fingers, feather light against the outside of marc’s thigh, a caress, and marc is coming and his breath is catching and tears are hitting the light in the corner of his eyes like he’s an old hollywood star and he’s SO overwhelmed and loving it SO much and his head is EMPTY and he has maybe the most insane orgasm of his life. shoots all over his chest with a cracked open sob hands white knuckled on vale’s shoulders….. doesn’t leave the bed for ten full hours after that….

[nymphoheretic]

˜”°•.˜”°• You like cats? •°”˜.•°”˜

Nymph: I'm so late! But this is a valentine's day gift for Vee @animedaddymilkers for snow's @suyacho's server valentine's exchange! I hope you enjoy this cute fluffy moment with a shy!Baji!

Synopsis: Baji has been crushing on the cute botanic store clerk for a while now so Chifuyu gives him the push he needs to finally pop thee question.

Warnings: None! Just a cute, moment with Baji asking the reader out.

Word Count: 1k

Pairing: Baji Keisuke x GN!Reader

Tags: @rinnori @tokyometronetwork @sailewhoremoon @stygianoir @bookandyarndragon @babiefwuit @bakugosbratx @linpunny @litlepaws

Baji was never good at expressing his feelings. Chifuyu or Ryusei were always good at things like that. - hell even Kazutora was better than he was. But all that changed when he saw you. It was like his whole world changed. You were his ray of sunshine on a cold rainy day. His heart pounds each time he sees you when he passes by your botanical shop. But he could never work up the challenge to go talk to you.

He was staring longingly at you when he was helping Chifuyu carry bags of cat food on a delivery to one of the elderly customers who lived down the road from the shop. “One day…” Baji smiles as he watches as you help a customer pick out a bouquet of roses for the upcoming holiday.

Chifuyu catches him gazing at you out of his peripheral vision. He begins to devise a plan that would force Baji to go talk to you.

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The next day, Baji was at the front desk, wiping it down when Kazutora walks up to him and hands him a slip of paper. “We got an order in for some fresh catnip, but we’re out.” Sliding the paper over the counter to Baji, he continued. “Chifuyu needs you to go to that botanical store down the street and pick up some more.”

Baji’s heart races in his chest as he stares down at tha address scribbled on the paper. He calls out for Kazutora before the other man is able to slip away. “Why can’t you go?”

Kazutora grins before flicking the bell that dangles from his earring. “I got important orders to fill, So it's all on you, Baji! Good luck!”

Baji growls out Kazutora’s name once more before a flush spreads red over the bridge of his nose and into his cheeks. He looks down at the slip of paper in his hand and a wistful sigh is blown from his lips. Damn Chifuyu and Kazutora for this. They were trying to force him into talking to you. Sighing since he had to go pick up the fresh catnip, he takes off his apron and grabs his keys. “I hate you both!” He calls out before leaving the shop.

Chifuyu laughs behind his hand as he looks up at Kazutora with a grin. “$50 bucks says he’ll ask'em out before he leaves.”

“$100 says he tries to bring'em to meet Peke J.”

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“Thank you! Come again!” You say as you wave off your customer and grab a broom to finish cleaning up the dirt that collected on the ground some the plant pots. You hear the bell of the front door jiggle and you stop sweeping to look up. “Hi! Welcome! What can I help you with?” You give the customer a warm smile as you wipe your hands on your apron, walking behind the counter.

Baji swallows dryly as he stares at you. You were just so damn pretty with sparkling eyes and a killer smile. He could feel himself falling even more for you just by being in your comforting presence. “Yeah, we had an order of catnip for pick up. Name’s Baji Keisuke.”

You look through your books as you scan the sheets for his name. “Ah! Baji. Right here.”

The sound of his name flowing from your lips made his heart clench. It just sounded so perfect coming from you. Baji could help but to admire your features as you scurried around to gather his order. You were just so fucking cute and he could feel himself turning more red the longer he was in your presence. Baji had to ask you out or he would combust into flames.

“Say, you got any plans for today?”

You pause, turning wide surprised eyes at him. “I’m sorry?” You asked, not sure you heard him correctly.

Baji swallows as he forces himself not to back track. He needs to do this. If you reject him, he’d be at peace with your decision. “Just wanna know if you’d like to go out with me. Be my valentine or some shit like that?” he shoves his hands into my pockets as he adverts his honey-colored eyes, red filtering over his nose and flooding his cheeks.

You look up at him, your mouth in a perfect little “o” as you let his words register in your brain. You had been secretly pining after this man ever since you saw him outside your shop one day. His long ebony hair and pretty golden eyes are what drew you to him. His cute fanged grin trapped you. His personality is what made you fall. Snapping your jaw shut as your face flushes with warmth, you also look away shyly. “I’d love to.”

Those three magic words made Baji’s heart race so fast in his chest, the pounding of it beneath his rib cage loud in his ears. His lips break out into that wide toothy, fanged grin as he pushes his hair out of his face. “Really. Wow…I didn’t think I’d get this far.”

A giggle bubbles in your chest as you hand him his order of fresh catnip. You grab his hand and a sharpie and scribble something down on the palm of his hand. “Here, call or text me and we’ll set something up.”

Baji pulls his hand back, skin warm from your gentle touch. “Ah, yeah, Will do.” He turns to leave, completely forgetting about his purchase until you call out to remind him. “Oh, yeah, thanks.” Baji quickly grabs the potted plants and walks over to the exit. Before opening the door, he flashes you one last charming smile. “I’ll text you!”

Another soft smile spreads over your lips as you calm your beating heart. As you begin to resume your sweeping, your phone buzzes with a notification. Walking back over to the counter where your device was, you saw you had a message from an unknown number.

“Hey, this is Baji. You like cats?”

[quills-of-freedom]

Reactions ~

AU modern - Reacting to WAP

Eren - Mikasa - Reiner - Levi - Erwin - Annie - Porco - Connie

GIF by urbanxdivinity

You're driving along, and your partner insisted on driving, so you get to be in charge of the music - of course, when you see WAP appear on suggested songs, you put it on, just dying to see the reaction on your lover's face.

They're all just too precious for our world.

Song: WAP - Cardi B (Ft. Megan thee stallion)

There's some hoe's in this house...

Eren

GIF by theodorofrain

As the song starts, his eyes flicker over to the stereo, then to you, and then back onto the road.

"Make that pull-out game WEAK!" Makes his eyebrows spring up in surprise.

His face is unreadable for the first part, almost as if he didn't notice the lyrics. But he did.

"Is this what you're into now?" He mutters nonchalantly as he turns the wheel.

You don't reply. Just observe.

"I want you to park that big Mack Truck, right in this little garage" He blinks, pulling back his head.

He's starting to wonder if you were trying to tell him something.

Turns around and is heading back home.

"E-eren, where are we -"

"You know, if you want me to fuck you I'll always happily do it. You don't need to put on a song to - "

"Eren, n-no." You try to speak through laughter as he picks up speed to get home. "It wasn't... like that, ha-ha!"

His face was blank, priceless.

"Well, too late now I've turned around. Text Jean, we're going to be a little late."

Mikasa

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Mikasa doesn't notice at first. She's a careful driver and was focusing on something happening up ahead. Nothing bad, just something that required her focus.

"Bring a bucket and a mop, for this wet ass pussy." Snaps her attention. She wasn't sure if she had heard that right, her eyes widening and looking at the stereo.

"Give me everything you got! For this wet ass pussy" Nope. She heard right.

Her face deepens into a hue of crimson, her lips parting in a sheer sock.

"Y-y/n!" She gasps, totally blown away at the vulgar lyrics. "What is this?"

Her fingers fumble for the knob to turn down the volume, but you playfully bat her hand away.

"No, no." You tease. "You wanted to drive, so you said I could pick the music."

Throughout the song, her face was locked into a worried frown her face getting redder and redder as it went on.

"My innocence..." She whispers when it finally ends.

You'd literally ruined her entire day, those images of Cardi B's wet bajingo invading her mind. It took her until dinner later for her to see the funny side. But until then, she isn't best pleased with you until then.

Reiner

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Reiner is uncomfortable as soon as the intro begins. But he gives it a chance in silence.

What the hell is a Kegal? He thinks, totally innocent and oblivious. But he doesn't really want to say anything, thinking you're enjoying the song. He doesn't want to ruin it for you.

Is this what people listen to? His eyes dart over to you, doing a little jive dance.

A pink hue colours in the tops of his cheeks and nose, the lyrics just reminding him of the intimate times he's had with you, his love.

"I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp, I wanna gag, I wanna choke." He lets out an involuntary squeak, clearing his throat immediately after, pretending he has to cough.

"Are you okay?" You ask, holding in your laughter to the best of your abilities.

He nods, pretending he has no idea what your concern is for.

The song ends and he is tense, wide-eyed and still a blushing mess.

"What did you think?" You ask, innocently.

"I think that woman needs to find someone nice to fulfil her needs."

You can't get over how precious he is at times.

"And I think some things should be kept private."

"They certainly do." You sigh happily looking at the sweetest man you've ever met.

Levi

GIF by reallysaltykou

Don't expect much of a reaction from Levi. Before the first verse even ends, he switches it off. And he's lightning fast.

"We're not listening to that filth."

He's not dumb, he knows you were trying to wind him up, so he's a little huffy with you for an hour or so afterwards.

When you reach your destination and Erwin greets you (meeting up for lunch) he asks how you are.

"I was great until my ears were assaulted by the worst song I have ever heard." He mutters, still huffy.

He lightens up about it, but don't expect a laugh or anything.

Erwin

GIF by reallysaltykou

Eyes flicker a little wider for a moment, but after that not much of a reaction.

His eyes snap to you now and again to gauge your reaction, wondering if you'd put it on by mistake and you hadn't noticed.

The song ends.

"Well now." He comments. "There were indeed some "hoes in that house. I think I said that right."

Erwin is clever. He's turning your prank back onto you.

"Is that how it's said, y/n? Hoe's?"

"Erwin - "

"And that 'dangling thing in the back of her throat' is called a uvula."

"I don't think she - "

"So there are hoes in the house. They have a... was it WAP?"

These things did not sound right coming from Erwin.

"The storytelling was tremendous."

"Okay, Erwin I get it please sto -"

"Catchy too. I think i'll add it to my playlist." He then begins to sing, to your horror. Monotone, and flat yet he still goes for it. "Got me thinking about that wet ass pu-"

"Okay Erwin, you win! Just please, god, stop!"

He smirks. Chalk up yet another victory for Erwin. He knows you'll never play such music in his presence again.

Annie

GIF by gojosbizarre

Annie doesn't seem phased in the slightest. She continues driving without a word, her face never changing from its usual stern expression.

"That song was disgusting." She eventually says when it's over. "Never play it again while I'm here."

"Okay..." you reply, disappointed in her reaction.

"Not a single person could realistically give anyone that. Bought her a phone? Just to see pictures in between her legs? Hasn't he heard of pornhub?"

"Woah, jesus Annie I don't thin -"

"She's either full of it or she likes to pull pathetic simps."

"It's just a son-"

"Music is art. That wasn't art."

"That's subjective really isn't it?"

"No."

Porco

GIF by smol-ackerman

Porco bursts into a giggle after the first verse. "What the hell is this, y/n?"

Starts to bob his shoulders to the rhythm. "Catchy though."

"She wants him to what?!" He laughs.

He laughs pretty much through the entire thing and when it ends, he pulls over to the side of a street, undoing his seatbelt."

"Porco? What are you-"

"You want me to do that to you?" He turns to face you with a devilish grin.

"N-no!" You joke, laughing as he lunges over and assaults your neck with kisses that tickle.

"Aw, but I wanna 'tie you up like you're surprised'" He jests, laughing as he grabs your waist.

"Okay, okay, I get it!" You laugh as he continues his tickle assault.

"That's what I thought." He grins, stopping and pecking your cheek. "Come on, we're gonna be late."

Connie

GIF by reallysaltykou

You're not surprised, to be honest when he exclaims; "Oh! I love this song!"

Sings it word-for-word. Dancing. The whole package.

Lowers his windows and turns up the volume.

It's you who squirms in embarrassment as he yells out the window; "CERTIFIED FREAK - SEVEN DAYS A WEEK!"

You end up turning it off, resulting in a whine from him.

"Aw, you're no fun y/n."

[jarofstyles]

Cozy

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WC: around 3k

WC/ around 3k

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If there was one word she would use to to describe Harry, it was Cozy.

Y/N had never met someone who was so… soft. So warm in her life. He radiated the heat and comfort that a fireplace did on a snowy winters day. It made a lot of sense, considering where they lived.

Harry thought better in the woods. Being a writer, it was easier to keep his mind at ease when he was mostly alone. He had tried a plethora of places to try and write. Coffee shops worked out alright at first but the smell of coffee was too tempting and it messed with his stomach. The park was beautiful but one too many footballs to the head made him rethink it. It was a step in the right direction, though. Nature seemed to soothe his racing mind and have him be able to focus on the words he was writing versus the thoughts swirling around his head.

It had been trial and terror but somehow, he had managed to write his first number one best seller when he spent a month in a cabin in a mountain town. The inspiration never seemed to dry up, and it prompted him to take the generous earnings he made from the freelance writing he did on the side to buy his own cabin, not too far away.

It was this beautiful town he was eternally grateful for. It’s his oasis, his home, and where he met his lover.

Y/N had been a beautiful surprise packaged in a hairdressing apron. He had let his locks get overgrown being holed up while he wrote. It was to the point that his mother told him she would fly out to take scissors to his head if he didn’t go and get it done as soon as he could, which resulted in Harry taking his cell phone and searching the nearest salon.

It landed upon Sweet Thang. A smaller, up and coming salon in the little ski town he now resided in. The reviews looked fantastic, his mop needed a trim desperately, and it was only 10 minutes down the mountain. So he hopped in his truck and got down to thee town, finding a space on the street and headed into the salon, only to get the surprise of his life.

Y/N was immediately someone who he wanted. He was blown away with just how soothing her voice was, how she had managed to knock him out of his quiet, reserved space he usually got into when writing and made him want to talk. Which he did. Harry chatted and laughed with the pretty hairdresser with magic hands and the ability to relax him with her voice and a simple head massage. He had never clicked with someone so quickly in his life, which led to him asking her on a date after the best haircut of his life.

A year later, he was deeply in love, moved to the same little town they met and writing his 3rd best seller (fingers crossed) while he waited for her to come back home. Sitting in their dining room, his laptop sat on the oak table while the snow fell on the growing blanket, inches piling up soon. The man had woken up after she left with a kiss to his forehead and decided to work in their brightly lit common area today, needing the slight change of scenery. He moved about the house depending on the mood of the scenes he was writing.

His ears perked up as he heard the garage door mechanics pulling up, alerted to the fact his soon to be wife was now home. They’d moved fast, sure, but Harry didn’t have a single doubt. Their first date, he knew she would be his. Of course it was probably a bit of the romantic in him, he was a fucking writer after all, but he adored her. Worshipped the ground the woman walked on. He stood from the chair, stretching his back and winching at the cracks before making his way to the kettle. Every day she went to work, he made sure to have the kettle going when she arrived home from work. Her post day ritual of her herbal teas was adopted by him, taking down two mugs as his body giddily waited for her to walk inside.

“Honey, I’m hoooome.”

The sweet voice brought a grin to his face, leaning his ass against the counter as he watched her plop her snowy boots on the weather tray and hang her tote bag on the hooks harry had installed after he had tripped on her totes one too many times. Considering he stayed home most of the time, he was usually the one to work on the house. She was on her feet all day anyways.

“There y’are, mt gorgeous girl.” His voice traveled to her as her socked feet padded over to his tall frame. Immediately, she sank into his warm embrace, snuggling into the soft sweater he had put on to keep the chill out. He always chose the coziest things, but especially because of this moment. The time of day she would come home in the winter and seek out his heat, his comfort. A soft hiss left his teeth as he stroked her cold hair, pulling her closer as he kissed the top of her head.

“Freezing’ out there, isn’t it? Even just putting stuff away in the garage got you all frosty.” He sighed, not liking her being cold at all. Harry kept the fire stoked all day, taking breaks for his own brain to feed the fire and mess around so the house was toasty for his love to come home to. He had never felt such a compulsion to take care of someone before Y/N. Now it was a pleasure, second nature.

“Mhm. But I knew you’d have it feeling good at home.” She got on her toe, giving a peck to his lips before burying her face into his neck. Her cold nose made him wince but he didn’t pull away, instead enjoyed how she rubbed it back and forth on the heated skin, Y/N knew how creepy it sounded but she never felt close enough. Part of her wanted to crawl under his sweater and simply listen to his heart and feel his hands run up and dow her back for the rest of time.

“Made sure the fire was on all day. I’ll have to chop some wood tomorrow, though. Tea water is on for now,, wasn’t sure if you’d want jasmine, chamomile or mint.” She usually switched between the three while harry settled with his standard.

“Thank you, my angel.” Y/N sighed against his neck, kissing delicately over the vein there. “I can see you’re writing the softer stuff today.”

Harry had a series of predictable patterns. If he was writing lighter, softer things, it was in the brightly lit dinging room, open to the living room. Intimate scenes he wrote at the desk of their bedroom. More intense, dramatic scenes would be written in his home office. There was a space for everything. Outdoors in the summmer would be a wild card, though.

“Mhm. More world building. Dynamics forming. You know the same old.” He sighed, inhaling a deeper breath as she let her weight sag into him. He stroked over her back, going under her cardigan to the thin black tee shirt she had underneath. Y/N smelled like shampoo, the green apple and mint kind. It was his favorite thing, he thinks. “Made some muffins this morning for breakfast. And I’ve got pizza cooking in the oven now. Made the one with the peppers for me and your specialty one for you.” It had been a later day at ther salon as the holidays approached, and Harry tried not to complain. She had the whole week off starting now, and he knew her hands could use it.

“How’s your wrist?” Her wrist had been giving her some trouble lately with how much she moved them, Harry suspected some carpal tunnel. He knew all too well about it considering he had his bouts with it and typing. “Wear your brace today?”

A black bandage covered wrist escaped from behind him, raising up to show his eyes before going back behind him to cling to his solid form. “Yeah. Bothered me when I was using the scissors most but the brace helped. Don’t say I told you so.” She pepped, hiding her face in his shirt because yes. Harry had in fact told her so when she had been skeptical.

“I would never.” He smirked though, and she could feel it against the top of her head. “M’just glad it made it hurt less. Don’t like my girl in any pain. I remember how badly it can hurt. Remember? That’s why you showed me the wrist elevating mouse pad. Worked wonders for me. No shame. You’re working hard, but that’s why you’re getting your break now, hm?” He gently peeled her back so he could look at her face, polished fingers cupping her warming face. His glasses were on, a favorite yummy look of hers on him, stubble growing on his jaw. Harry looked delicious, if she did say so herself.

“Yeah.” She sighed, moving her hands to rest on his shoulders. “And that means you’ve got to take more breaks during the day to give me attention.” She blinked at him a few times, utterly serious. Harry could get into the zone and forget the house was bringing around him, so she wanted him to be aware.

“Of course. My favorite little distraction will be walking about. Probably in my sweaters because on top of being distracting, she’s a silly little thief.” He squeezed her cheeks together to make her lips pout, kissing them sweetly as she humphed in protest. “Plus, think I need a trim myself. So I hope you’re well versed in using kitchen scissors to cut-“

“Do not finish that sentence.” She placed a hand on his mouth. Her faux snarl melted when he kissed the palm over his lips, letting it move to scratch the stubble. “I like this. Keep it for a bit, for me. At least this week.” She felt it under her fingertips, moving back and forth on the texture of the hair on his chin and jaw. It was a personal favorite of hers, when he let it grow out just for her.

“Hmm. I can.” He smiled lazily, leaning his cheek into her touch. “But then I don’t want you complaining about carpet burn down there. Know your thighs are extra sensitive to it. I plan to spend all my free time there.” There was that mischievous glint in his eyes, but for once she was looking forward to said shenanigans. When they surrounded her pleasure, she truly couldn’t complain.

“Oh? Is that the type of week we’re having?” Manicured nails gripped his soft sweater, kicking a leg up behind her as she batted her lashes. Y/N looked ridiculous but he loved her, so he just laughed, pinching her hip lightly to make her cut it out. The little yelp was cut off with his mouth, successfully quieting her with a sweet kiss. Slightly obnoxious when he made a ‘mmmmm’ sound against them, making her want to giggle but refusing to pull away.

When she found an escape, a gasp was exaggerated at the extended kiss. “You tried to suffocate me!” The accusation held no weight, flopping right back on to his chest. Harry’s cheeks were slightly sore from the size of his smile. Moments like this, the domestic and cute were things he often dreamt about. Now he had his forever muse. The sole inspiration behind half of the feelings of love and yearning in his writing.

“I would apologize….” He trailed off, sneakily grabbing under her thighs and picking her up to set her ass on the counter. “But I am not sorry.”

The beep of the oven cut her off, Harry leaving her sitting on the island while she kicked her feet in protest.

It was something else. Watching his hand slip into the checkered oven mitt, sliding the pizza pans out of the over one by one and setting them on the counter to cool. The smell was incredible and her mouth was already watering, thinking about how good it had been last time. Harry was an incredible cook, especially with his spin offs to Pinterest recipes.

Watching him bop about the kitchen was somewhat arousing, too. Seeing his broad back as he picked things up, set them down, cut into things. Watching him pop a finger into his mouth to ‘clean it off’. The concentrated look on his face and the purse of his lips when he tried to get exact measurements. Y/N mourned the loss of that experience today. Damn work.

“Sexy little househusband.” She cooed, peeling her cardigan off and tossing it onto the nearby stool. He loved sitting her on the counter instead, and every time she tried fo ask why he would shush her. So rather than fight it, she accepted the inevitable. “Making me food when I get home, cleaning the house. It does things to a woman, y’know.” Twirling a strand of hair around her finger, she made a show of looking him up and down- because god damn, those pants did him some real service- and she giggled at the raised brow he gave her while he put the overhead fan on.

“Oh? You are something else.” He sighed, returning to her open thighs. His hand settled on her hip while the other grazed her cheek, pressing a soft kiss to the opposite. “I’ll gladly be your sexy little househusband. As long as you let me write my books that sell millions of copies and sit in my chair while you do the head massage thing…”

He was so cute. Y/N had learned early on that her cause of death would probably be him.’ Harry being too cute’ plastered on her headstone. It was a nice way to go out, she thinks.

“Oh, you’re good.” She mumbled, taking each side of his face in her palms and squeezed a little to make his lips push out, kissing the wet pout. “Too good. I’m gonna give you such good head tonight. Mind blowing. Show stopping. Ridiculous. Pizza and being cute. Too much for me to handle.”

This made Harry perk up. Immediately. Of course it would- but he was particularly fond of her mouth. The things it could do and the words that came out of it. It was a never ending stream of love that flowed from him right to her, and it always felt matched. Reciprocated.

“There will not be a single complaint from me.” He said, slightly slurred because she had his lips squished with her hands on his cheeks. “Sounds good. Perfect? Actually. Let me block out my calendar. Next chapter can wait. Please.” He leaned forward and caught her lips again, the hands on her lover's cheeks loosening as he tugged her body to be flush against his. Indulging in a dirtier kiss, a hand straying to his hair and brushing it out of his face while he slipped under her tee shirt to feel the hot skin of her back again. Harry swore he would never get enough of this. Even in its simplicity, it was the most beautiful feeling in the world.

“Dork.” The word was mumbled against his lips, the buzzing feeling in the now slightly swollen flesh making her smile. “That was too sexy of a kiss. I need to eat some pizza and take a shower before any sort of intimacy happens. I smell like developer and shampoo.” She pushed his chest a little, making him sulk. Harry didn’t care either way, but he wanted her comfortable. Plus, in his mind, that meant she was going to put on sexy panties. Or none. He would love that.

“Fine. I need you fed and energized. The week break is going to be a lot of fun for us… so I need to make sure your in tip top shape. Especially if you’re going to be living with me inside of you. My beautiful girl…” he sighed, eyes taking in her face again. “Got spoiled rotten with you. Didn’t I?” The switch between dirty and sweet could give anyone else whiplash, but Y/N simply grinned.

“You did indeed. Now feed me and let me shower, househusband. Let me start this week off with a bang.” The woman didn’t even need to look up to know his mouth was open to retort something filthy. “And you should keep that mouth quiet if you want it to happen.”

Y/N didn’t hear a peep as she plated the pizza, smirking to herself all the while she heard the snap and crackle of a new record being put on.

She was home.

[colossal-fallout]

Reactions *New*

AU modern - Reacting to WAP

Eren - Mikasa - Reiner - Levi - Erwin - Annie - Porco - Connie

You're driving along, and your partner insisted on driving, so you get to be in charge of the music - of course, when you see WAP appear on suggested songs, you put it on, just dying to see the reaction on your lover's face.

They're all just too precious for our world.

Song: WAP - Cardi B (Ft. Megan thee stallion)

There's some hoe's in this house...

!Taking requests for reactions!

Eren

As the song starts, his eyes flicker over to the stereo, then to you, and then back onto the road.

"Make that pull-out game WEAK!" Makes his eyebrows spring up in surprise.

His face is unreadable for the first part, almost as if he didn't notice the lyrics. But he did.

"Is this what you're into now?" He mutters nonchalantly as he turns the wheel.

You don't reply. Just observe.

"I want you to park that big Mack Truck, right in this little garage" He blinks, pulling back his head.

He's starting to wonder if you were trying to tell him something.

Turns around and is heading back home.

"E-eren, where are we -"

"You know, if you want me to fuck you I'll always happily do it. You don't need to put on a song to - "

"Eren, n-no." You try to speak through laughter as he picks up speed to get home. "It wasn't... like that, ha-ha!"

His face was blank, priceless.

"Well, too late now I've turned around. Text Jean, we're going to be a little late."

Mikasa

Mikasa doesn't notice at first. She's a careful driver and was focusing on something happening up ahead. Nothing bad, just something that required her focus.

"Bring a bucket and a mop, for this wet ass pussy." Snaps her attention. She wasn't sure if she had heard that right, her eyes widening and looking at the stereo.

"Give me everything you got! For this wet ass pussy" Nope. She heard right.

Her face deepens into a hue of crimson, her lips parting in a sheer sock.

"Y-y/n!" She gasps, totally blown away at the vulgar lyrics. "What is this?"

Her fingers fumble for the knob to turn down the volume, but you playfully bat her hand away.

"No, no." You tease. "You wanted to drive, so you said I could pick the music."

Throughout the song, her face was locked into a worried frown her face getting redder and redder as it went on.

"My innocence..." She whispers when it finally ends.

You'd literally ruined her entire day, those images of Cardi B's wet bajingo invading her mind. It took her until dinner later for her to see the funny side. But until then, she isn't best pleased with you until then.

Reiner

Reiner is uncomfortable as soon as the intro begins. But he gives it a chance in silence.

What the hell is a Kegal? He thinks, totally innocent and oblivious. But he doesn't really want to say anything, thinking you're enjoying the song. He doesn't want to ruin it for you.

Is this what people listen to? His eyes dart over to you, doing a little jive dance.

A pink hue colours in the tops of his cheeks and nose, the lyrics just reminding him of the intimate times he's had with you, his love.

"I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp, I wanna gag, I wanna choke." He lets out an involuntary squeak, clearing his throat immediately after, pretending he has to cough.

"Are you okay?" You ask, holding in your laughter to the best of your abilities.

He nods, pretending he has no idea what your concern is for.

The song ends and he is tense, wide-eyed and still a blushing mess.

"What did you think?" You ask, innocently.

"I think that woman needs to find someone nice to fulfil her needs."

You can't get over how precious he is at times.

"And I think some things should be kept private."

"They certainly do." You sigh happily looking at the sweetest man you've ever met.

Levi

Don't expect much of a reaction from Levi. Before the first verse even ends, he switches it off. And he's lightning fast.

"We're not listening to that filth."

He's not dumb, he knows you were trying to wind him up, so he's a little huffy with you for an hour or so afterwards.

When you reach your destination and Erwin greets you (meeting up for lunch) he asks how you are.

"I was great until my ears were assaulted by the worst song I have ever heard." He mutters, still huffy.

He lightens up about it, but don't expect a laugh or anything.

Erwin

Eyes flicker a little wider for a moment, but after that not much of a reaction.

His eyes snap to you now and again to gauge your reaction, wondering if you'd put it on by mistake and you hadn't noticed.

The song ends.

"Well now." He comments. "There were indeed some "hoes in that house. I think I said that right."

Erwin is clever. He's turning your prank back onto you.

"Is that how it's said, y/n? Hoe's?"

"Erwin - "

"And that 'dangling thing in the back of her throat' is called a uvula."

"I don't think she - "

"So there are hoes in the house. They have a... was it WAP?"

These things did not sound right coming from Erwin.

"The storytelling was tremendous."

"Okay, Erwin I get it please sto -"

"Catchy too. I think i'll add it to my playlist." He then begins to sing, to your horror. Monotone, and flat yet he still goes for it. "Got me thinking about that wet ass pu-"

"Okay Erwin, you win! Just please, god, stop!"

He smirks. Chalk up yet another victory for Erwin. He knows you'll never play such music in his presence again.

Annie

Annie doesn't seem phased in the slightest. She continues driving without a word, her face never changing from its usual stern expression.

"That song was disgusting." She eventually says when it's over. "Never play it again while I'm here."

"Okay..." you reply, disappointed in her reaction.

"Not a single person could realistically give anyone that. Bought her a phone? Just to see pictures in between her legs? Hasn't he heard of pornhub?"

"Woah, jesus Annie I don't thin -"

"She's either full of it or she likes to pull pathetic simps."

"It's just a son-"

"Music is art. That wasn't art."

"That's subjective really isn't it?"

"No."

Porco

Porco bursts into a giggle after the first verse. "What the hell is this, y/n?"

Starts to bob his shoulders to the rhythm. "Catchy though."

"She wants him to what?!" He laughs.

He laughs pretty much through the entire thing and when it ends, he pulls over to the side of a street, undoing his seatbelt."

"Porco? What are you-"

"You want me to do that to you?" He turns to face you with a devilish grin.

"N-no!" You joke, laughing as he lunges over and assaults your neck with kisses that tickle.

"Aw, but I wanna 'tie you up like you're surprised'" He jests, laughing as he grabs your waist.

"Okay, okay, I get it!" You laugh as he continues his tickle assault.

"That's what I thought." He grins, stopping and pecking your cheek. "Come on, we're gonna be late."

Connie

You're not surprised, to be honest when he exclaims; "Oh! I love this song!"

Sings it word-for-word. Dancing. The whole package.

Lowers his windows and turns up the volume.

It's you who squirms in embarrassment as he yells out the window; "CERTIFIED FREAK - SEVEN DAYS A WEEK!"

You end up turning it off, resulting in a whine from him.

"Aw, you're no fun y/n."

[babygirlbdubs]

top ten renthubs moments GO

OH GOD OKAY OKAY OKAY UM. UM. UUUMMMUMUMUMUM this is so hard bc there's so few moments where they actually all three interact together BUT in no specific order

ren's last life ep one. he's at the salmon lake trying to hoard all the salmon. ethubs show up and harass/flirt with him the whole time. ren makes a comment about the two of them sharing a bed. they tease him about wanting a furnace. bdubs calls ren "baby".

during the king's labyrinth when etho climbs up to the viewing platform during cleo's game. he looks up at ren directly and is just kinda lookin at him while he's crouching. ren looking back and giggling and just. "etho's here!" and bdubs laughing. and neither of them punching etho off into the lava even though they would've for literally anyone else. (also both of them being like 'noooo, etho!!' when he almost got to the finish and then got blown up)

literally the entirety of whatever the fuck was going on in 3L. ren and etho being each other's first official alliance. etho spending his entire time either harassing bdubs or taking ren out to do shenanigans. ren trying to impress bdubs and etho by telling them that cleo has pizza and then immediately being called on it by bdubs and ren trying (and failing) to cover for himself. after bdubs died, ren giving him free enchanting and then telling etho to give the feather falling boots to bdubs. etho telling ren he'll only join the red army if the crastle folk are their enemies. ren saying they're already in the book. the red army killing cleo when she attacked and then ren instructing that they let bdubs get her stuff. ... anyway.

monolith era. the three of them literally never interacted together on screen but. ren's welcoming gift to etho and being so excited that they're living together. bdubs talking to etho about how ren lives upstairs and they've got a meeting and "he can be a bit loud". ahem. i won't comment on that matter.

double liiifeeeee~ when ren is hunting down bdubs at the pool partyyyyyy ahahahahaaaaaa.... bigb starts the attempt to kill bdubs and bdubs runs TOWARD ren, crying "BIGB'S TRYNA KILL ME". ends up running directly into ren, who ALSO starts trying to kill him. the reds cheer ren on, but etho! etho!!! does even more than that!!! etho :))) etho gets out his fishing rod. and hooks bdubs and tugs him back into one of ren's swings. "get him, ren!!" i think that one is cool and not at all agonizing ahahahhaahahahahahaha

oh another one from the king's labyrinth! etho calling for everyone to attack bdubs and kill him first, ren hearing this and going "bdoubleo, where are you!? i must save thee!!" and turning into the crowd to try and rescue him :)

oh also this isn't a specific moment but. me when the only two people that ren has ever implicitly trusted without them ever having to prove their loyalty have been etho and bdubs. and the only person etho has ever trusted implicitly has been ren. and the only person who has ever implicitly trusted bdubs has been ren. (why do you think he was as hurt as he was about not being trusted by his exes in lim life? he'd finally had someone's trust and faith in his loyalty without fail. how do you go back after that?)

i know that's only 7 but tbh the 3L one has a few little moments. i really need these three to interact on screen more i NEED the CONTENT!!!!!! ren and bdubs are both such ethogirls and uGH all their dynamics would fit so well together i am BEGGING

[gorepill]

is it ok to ask why your notps are notps? /not forced to answer btw!! (feel free to use this as a means to vent <3)

AN EXCUSE TO BE A HATER? FUCK YES!!! The D/rkjake answer? Literally just cause I got like. Hate for that ship from bf who hates that ship. I was like "Oh ok! :3. . . . . .. now im a hater" WERWOR:WEROROIWEEORIWCWNRWR At least I also gained his love for Dirkhal! Epic W. Put this under the cut cause U realize I sound more pissed than I ACTUALLY am. Please read the below in mild-agitation/annoyance, but NOT full blown anger lol

FOR D/VEKAT. IT"S LITERALLY CAUSE I CAN *NOT* AVOID IT. I WANT TO LOOK UP ONE CHARACTER INVOLVED? BOOM. UNTAGGED SHIP ART> BOOM. WEARING THE OTHERS CLOTHES. BOOM BOOM BOOM ITT'S FUCKING EvERYWHERE. PANEL WHERE THEY ARE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER?????? THE CAPTION IS " D/vekat so cute XD" AND I. AUGGHG ALSO D/vekat fans, AND THIS IS A *GENERALIZATION, THIS IS A *GENERALIZATION, but d/vekat fans are sooooooo fucking biphobic it's insane. DAMN A BISEXUAL x BISEXUAL SHIP??? NOPE. GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY. Like shut the hell up or at *LEAST* tag your alt sexuality headcanons!! BUT THEEY DOn"T TAG IT CAUSE THEY ARE *GENUINELY* SO STUPID THEY THINK IT'S ACTUALLY CANON??? I don't give a shit WHAT the epilogues say, I don't care WHAT Dave says to holographic obama, I WON'T read thee full thing, he's fucking bisexual. Also i'm gonna be a gatekkeep but if you like the epilogues/H2 ur not allowed to say ur a HS fan /NOT SERIOUS /JOKING (you have bad taste tho..... are you waiting for a tone indicator saying Im joking? Nah u got bad taste. THAT'S NOT A CRIME. YOU JUST HAVE BAD TASTE.)

[ineffablymanic]

@noneorother your The Metatron manipulation meta series drove me slightly insane so I wrote these notes last night while half delirious from sleep before I forgot them. I would've sent you a msg or ask but alas those were blocked so here's a post instead (warning S2/S3 speculation spoilers down below):

Before the Beginning 

Did The Metatron make Aziraphale fly to Crowley? To introduce them, to make Aziraphale see how lovely angel Crowley was? To crave how happy he used to be?

Job 

Crowley had a written permission directly from God to cause destruction. Aziraphale had NO reason to be there and act all high and mighty… Unless The Metatron planted him there 

After revealing the crow-goats, Aziraphale notes he knew the angel Crowley had been, playing into The Metatron's pocket, pointing out his (heavenly) goodness

The ox rib scene, while it may have superficially counted as a temptation, it was an event that strengthened their mutual trust 

Together they fooled the angels and saved Jobs kids. Crowley refuses to take Aziraphale to Hell, even after he disobeyed the Heavenly Plan and lied to his siblings. Once again making Aziraphale wonder why this demon had Fallen in the first place

Edinburgh 

Like you said, the Edinburgh flashback didn't have that dramatic introduction. I'm guessing it didn't need manipulation, Crowley went overboard with his good deeds and got punished for it, the unfairness of which Aziraphale recalls, horrified, in a later scene.

1941

Why did they go to the club? The day was long and stressful enough, almost getting blown up in a church. Why didn't Crowley just fuck off when the bottles were broken, who the fuck cares? Aziraphale saw his chance to pay back to him, sure. Crowley was truthful and encouraging his magic act skills, and they strengthened their bond of trust even more.

This is super duper far fetched, but I thought the Nazi zombies were way too decomposed if their bodies were just a few hours old. Their limbs shouldn't have fallen off. Obvi it could've been just for the comedic effect, or... Did The Metatron plant them, too? And the effects of Hell took their toll in the replays? Aziraphale sucks at sleight of hand. How many repeats it took for him to manage hide the picture?

 I'm hypothesizing The Metatron went through all this effort to make Aziraphale truly believe that not only did Crowley deserve to be restored as an Angel, but that it could be allowed and possible, he's Too Good to be a Demon. And now he has one experience where he has saved Crowley from Hell's punishment, so in future he may feel that same rush of hope again.

These things just came to mind, some curious and odd stuff. My deduction skills are insignificant nor do I have the education in media literacy so I live vicariously through all the talented meta miners who dig up all the clues and references this lovely show has to offer. I commend thee 🫡

[ladylovesalatte]

I was thinking of the sk8 x bsd thing (again) earlier, imagine kouyou and Chuuya coming to visit cherry, and everyone besides joe is like “who are these people??” And it’s like, this gorgeous badass women with a sword and a demon and her son(brother?) who can manipulate fucking gravity. How would they even react to that?

oh I am SO glad you asked bc I have Thoughts - I'm assuming this is going to take place circa episode 5 once the Sk8 fam has kinda consolidated:

Shadow: First things first, he sees Kouyou's red eyeliner and immediately decides he wants it for his own. He thinks he should be an honorary member of the family because he has orange hair and he owns up to his aesthetic to Kouyou and Chuuya levels. At first he's terrified of Golden Demon (GD) to the point that he faints but once he revives they bond over flowers. GD joins the Shadow defense squad bc she thinks he's a dumb himbo but he would take good care of and adore Kyouka when he eventually meets her.

Miya: Is originally afraid of Kouyou and on first sight thinks Chuuya is thee coolest person ever. Highkey hid behind Joe when Golden Demon appeared (which wasn't the best choice because GD has it out for her brother-in-law). The closer GD got, Miya's survival instincts kicked in and he went into Miyao (Meow) mode (shown below). GD, Kouyou, and Chuuya took one look at him and the adoption papers were signed within 0.1 sec. He follows Chuuya around like a baby duck and they talk, and that's when Chuuya finds out about Adam. In fact, everyone finds out bc Chuuya gets so angry a crater is blown into poor Joe's restaurant's floor. He immediately flies out the door, only to return about 20 minutes later with some suspicious red stains on his gloves and a simple "oh I was taking out the trash". Kouyou pats them both on the head and resolves to pay her own visit later on.

Reki: Our resident disaster bi is overwhelmed and intimidated by Kouyou's ethereal presence to the point that he freezes. However, this is overriden by geek-mode the moment he catches sight of Kouyou's sword. Eyes shining, he looks up to her and interrogates her for 3 whole hours about various sharp objects and absolutely monopolizes her time. Kouyou is reminded of a younger-Chuuya who once did the same thing. GD hovers around them watchfully, occasionally taking out her own sword to show Reki. Chuuya shows him his knife-juggling with gravity manipulation trick and he's delighted. Another set of adoption papers are signed.

Langa: Once you experience Adam's presence, it's a little hard to be shocked by things. As such, Langa doesn't react too strongly to Kouyou's and Chuuya's presence. His single braincell does take a moment to question why Chuuya can control gravity and where GD is coming from, but the thought eventually passes, he shrugs, and moves on. He sticks next to Reki at first, listening to the conversations around and laughing at GD chasing Joe in the background. This no-thoughts-head-empty state disappears when he hears Chuuya talking to Miya about how he knows French. The Canadian part of him emerges, excited to speak in another familiar language with someone who can understand him. One "bonjour" later, another set of adoption papers is signed.

Later on...

Chuuya buys the trio chokers so they can match him: Reki gets a set of colorful thick ones, Miya gets a cat shaped one, and Langa gets one black and one white one.

Kouyou teaches Reki about tea ceremonies. She finds the boy has remarkably steady and dependable hands, and he makes very good tea.

Chuuya takes the trio out for sk8 "practice" which often consists of him using gravity manipulation to help them learn tricks or get more air. Kouyou and Cherry accompany them, but they simply watch elegantly from beneath a red umbrella.

Kouyou becomes a regular patron of Shadow's flower shop. GD comes out when the manager isn't looking. The demon has wonderful taste in blossoms.

The Port Mafia is given strict instructions to protect the trio from Adam. If he deigns to get within 500 meters of any of them, he would be made to disappear. Kouyou delivers the news to him herself, along with a haircut courtesy of GD.

Chuuya thinks skating feels similar to flying-by-gravity-manipulation, so he takes up the sport seriously too (without help from his ability ofc). Dazai tries to get his S-name to be Slug, but it doesn't catch on.

Chuuya can bake and he and Joe have similar taste in wines so they actually get along well (except for when Cherry is in the room and all bets are off bc Chuuya is a loyal brother/son). He learns how to make many healthy desserts to assuage Miya's sweet tooth.

I have so many more thoughts but this is already long, so I'll add more to another post later!! Thanks for the ask bff <3

[parola-di-winx]

I'm curious to know how you feel about all the canon ships? 😊

i really fuckin like all of them tbh!! i think the show did a Nice job!!! i AM assuming you mean like. the main six couples yk... but if you also meant anyone else. yk. just hmu again xx

ok so skloom first jsnfnsnfns this looks so. mean. but just. the older i get the less i care abt them. you kinda wish they just like. Move On. learn from the things that happen to them or whatever. develop and grow and have those changes stick to them? yeah. if only. bsnfjaf but i do like them especially when they first meet?? early s1?? shut up they're so sweet. sky always helping her w stuff. shut up. do NOT let this bingo fool you i do care them i just didn't vibe w any of the squares

BRELLA NEXT. SOME MIGHT EVEN SAY THE SUPERIOR CANON SHIP. AND THEY'D BE RIGHT. are they my favorites No not necessarily but can i recognize them as thee best? yes i can. this is like maybe you like whichever my chemical romance album the most but you can take a step back and objectively recognize Thee Black Parade as the superior album of all times arguably. Anyway. they are so fun and nice and sweet and slay i IGNORE whatever was happening in s4 i don't CARE abt any fight happening in s5 or s6 or whenever they are FINE. they are FLAWLESS. i LOVE THEM SO MUCH. i won't even get into why WE ALL KNOW WHY!!!!! CHEF KISS

tttt..... tecmy.... i don't know i don't remember all the shipnames. but. did you know they were my favorites when i was a kid. tecna was my GIRL my KIN if you will when we played winx in class i was always tecna and I LOVED TIMMY SOOOO MUCH was it just like a projection of how much i liked tecna so i just liked everything abt her? maybe but i also did like loser nerd cringefail boys with glasses. i liked them then and i like them now. he's such like. a ken to tecna's barbie. he is the most accessory out of all of them and i LOVE the way the boys in this show are nothing more than accessories. i love that he's like. just kinda useless sbfnsjf and she's thee girlboss and she gives him shit and then she like almost DIES and i Still cry abt how he reacts to that!!! and the whole bit where he figures out she's still alive and they get her back it STILL makes me cry it WILL make me cry when i get to that part in the rewatch. also underrated but early s1 when they start chatting while the others are having a bit of a party? i think it might have been the episode where the girls get grounded? and they just kinda bond over being awkward little nerds. i love you

aight so. florelia. outclassed everyone sorry. the moment helia got introduced HE was my main boy. weird secretive little guy who draws and has beautiful long hair and is weirdly cryptic but captivating i was SOLD. crushing beyond belief. and my sweetheart flora ohhh she was so Sweet abt all of it. she was so shy and insecure and fucking CUTE abt all of it GOD!!! IT WAS SO ENDEARING!!! i love their little buildup. i love that it was a bit more of a slowburn than the others! i love aisha breaking into helia's room like that is not related to florelia as a pairing necessarily but i love them for making that happen i guess? also their little first kiss? 😳 7 years old nove or however fuckin old i was had her little mind BLOWN. it was so. do i wanna say sexy. it wasn't sexy but it was like. idk it Gets to me like... so tense... in that extra stressful moment... :-( i love helia being so idk passive and closed off the entire time but he Initiates things then here and there when it matters and Also drawing flora in his spare time i get it i get it. i lov them. this is where the mcr black parade analogy comes in bc while i Know brella superiority and also objectively the most attractive couple Bitch i am telling you. florelia actually the prettiest two of them all. hands down. periodt. and. i like them. the most

waaaahh rivusa UGH i. i like them i do like them of course i do but i am also kinda like. bored. they have kinda the same problem as Skloom where it's just kinda. the same thing over and over innit. it is a bit more inchresting w them tho i guess. and i LOVE to see a more complicated? i guess? relationship in a cartoon. i love to see messy little bitches anfjskf i love that they go back and forth and it's not linear and they butt heads and fight cause like. it's normal it's cool to show That part of relationships too but. tragically sometimes i wish they'd just stay broken up idk eye. give it a fuckin break. you gotta give it up at some point. and i am also someone who's not super into like Angst or whatever i WILL get bored of this back and forth!!!! but over all at the end of the day i love them deeply they're wonderful and compelling and interesting and i want the best for them. i want them both to eat well

aisha and nabu god BESTIES i am SO SORRY i marked the i really need this to be canon square bc by that i mean i wish it was fucking endgame i wish they didn't do THAT!!!!! FUCK OFF!!! they are. beautiful and perfect i Love their buildup i love. controversia but i think that nabu stalker era kinda served. snfnksjf like obviously #problematic but shut upppp he had a good reason i forgive him it's ok. i love aisha being mad at him at first (fair. slay) but then she just finds out he's actually fantastic and a good match and she can't resist his charms after all.... curse him!! i think it's a really nice trope???? eh it's not really a trope probably but like the arranged marriage to genuine loving relationship kinda served! it was a cool dynamic!! they're PERFECT

[arthursbubblebutt]

(This was a long time ago, and my friend dragged me to watch one of Paul Dano's movies. So all this is him writing down my synopsis of the film and me also writing down my nonsense in the discord server. I feel like i have to clarify: Yes, i was watching the film and was paying attention. It's just that this was also playing in the back of my mind, and my bestie was entertained n fascinated for some reason. I dont even remember half of this)

Blep's beautiful Synopsis/recap of the film Prisoners.

To clarify:

Omega Top = Detective Loki (Jake Gyllenhal)

Omega Bottom = Daniel? Idk its Father Hugh Jackman

Alpha Bottom = Alex Jones (Paul Dano (slut))

Obviously what happened in this beautiful beautiful movie was that Paul Dano was accused of some major crimes involving the whereabouts of 2 children that have gone missing. Hugh Jackman the star of this story goes after him after a heated breathy reply smth smth Therefore goes after the slut, but before that (FATHER Hugh Jackman excuse me 🙄) But before that this make Omga Top integrate Paul Dano aka Alex Jones(slut) and is in his space, obviously tastes his pheromones in the air around him.

(i interject)

Paul Dano aka Alex Jones aka The Slut is an alpha bottom?

(Blep at the exact same fucking time)

Now this Omega top is so strung up that he is just getting off on Paul Dano aka Alex Jones aka the slut aka Alpha Bottom.

(we laugh)

(Blep continues)

Anyways the alpha bottom is also getting off to his scent, the oOmega Top’s, cus omg who wouldn’t 🙄✋. Then later Hugh aka Omega bottom goes to Omega top and is like “he knows where they are.” Ok Arkham Knight go off ig, anyways Omega Top goes to talk to Alpha bottom and asks if he had said anything to him (omega bottom) during that time where he got out of interrogation). He says nothing. Then [alpha top] asks his aunt to leave the room so they can talk privately. They fuck. Getting that grandma couch soiled by their pleasures. They were too horny. Then alpha bottom is kidnapped cause Omega bottom wanted Omega top 🙄.

(i interject)

NOT PAUL DANO GETTING RAW DOGGED BY JAKE GYLLENHAL 😭

(Blep proceeds)

Its obvious but he uses missing daughter as an excuse to beat the shit out of him cause he couldn’t get to Omega top first.😔 Now Omega top don’t know any of this he just wanted his dick wet and alpha bottom was definitely looking to get diked down. He was a daddy dicker downer at that very moment and he was proud of it.

(i interject)

NOT DADDY DICKER DOWNER HELPFKGH 😭

(Blep proceeds)

Then the moment comes when we see Omega bottom tortures alpha bottom cus 2 bottoms can’t make a top in this case 😞 He also gets his neighbor involved cus his daughter was kidnapped too and he didn’t ant his cover being blown about his jealousy. Hi poor beta neighbor was trying to make him see reason but the drive of seeing his daughters again drove him to his cruelty.😢 Or maybe it was cus he was in heat cus he wanted that Omega top and he wanted to seduce him but alas tis not what thee desired. Then we see an unknown beta male entering Omega bottom’s and Bottom beta’s home. The alpha female hearing the intruder thinks it’s her daughter but no, he hath escape. Calls omega top, makes a note n leaves. After a few days they have a report that alpha bottom is missing (0o0;) oH nO. Omega top distraught. Looks for his lover (one night stand). He goes over to his aunts house to smell the pheromones that are still in the air surrounding the couch.

(i interject)

Gotta get a whiff of the spot where Paul Dano hath rest his holy ass

(Blep proceeds)

Where their scents intermingled in the dusty crusty house, but their scents together made it smell more alive. He asked the aunt where hath he be but no such wonder was to be found in thy’s aunt, but has reason to suspect the missing puzzle pieces might be with Omega bottom, his ex, therefore he follows him. When he goes out to see him go to the store walking back and forth not knowing what he hath do. After Omega bottom spots him in the road cus Omega top didn’t exactly want to sk Omega bottom where Alpha bottom is because of their past relationship and didn’t feel right to say outright that he had been fornicating with the enemy(he knows Omega bottom doesn’t like Alpha bottom)

(i interject)

So basically Jake Gyllenhal doesn’t want Father Hugh Jackman to get jealous that he fucked Paul Dano on the aunt’s couch, got it got it.

(Blep proceeds)

-But lets Omega bottom enter his car anyway. He remembers seeing the lyre in Omega bottoms basement and his female Alpha saying he had been out looking for his daughter with the police. But he hasn’t. He knows this because Omega top is the detective working on the case 🙄 but still gives Omega bottom the benefit of the doubt and lets himself believe that he is only going out at night alone to look for his daughter. But they go to where he holds Alpha bottom and Omega bottom gets nervous (>w<)

But Omega top find nothing. Y? U may ask😏 Because during Alpha bottom’s torture Omega bottom built him a box in the shower! :0 Where he is sUccUmbed to freezing temperature🥶🥶 and boiling heat 🔥🔥

Me: cum

Speaking of cum, he is in a rut and Omega bottom is affected, and even though he put his daughter’s picture on the wall to remind himself why he is doing this he cannot help himself.😓 He develops attraction and he knows why Omega top had gotten down n dirty with this scrunkle of an alpha bottom. It makes his heat burn further and the maternal instincts kick in. Now we move forward to somewhere else happening at the moment where Omega top has a lead to who might be the intruder to the victims houses. He finds him and recognizes the scent from what he left behind at Omega bottom’s house where he escaped out the window. He knocks him seductively against the wall and ties his arms behind his back. The beta is reasonably hard right now but Omega top does not care. He explores the house to find evidence of the children’s clothes in boxes with blood and snakes.

He takes him in, the perpetrator. In the interrogation room he does not speak but only draws mazes and he is starting to get worried that if he cannot find Omega bottom’s kids, he will lose Alpha bottom. He knows Omega bottom has Alpha bottom but he does not know where. There is a fight in the room and he goes in but too bad that bitch is dead.

Back to Omega bottom now. He goes to Alpha bottom’s house but is ambushed by his aunt where she reveals herself as the real mastermind of the children’s disappearances. She left him to rot in the hole she had conjured up under her car and leaves him in there in the dark but he finds something that may be of value to his rescue.

Meanwhile at the police station, Omega Top Loki, yes very hot 🥵 Tries to figure out where these mazes could be and he found a clue. Aha! He thought. Anyway he goes to Alpha bottom’s house where his aunt is because he has reason to suspect that Omega bottom is also there because of the relationship Alpha bottom and he hold(not a good one). He finds the aunt to be over an unconscious child, Hugh’s. The tension is palpable and the aunt shoots once she had a hand on her gun but she did not aim fast enough and only grazed Omega top, Loki. He gets the girl to the hospital where she is quickly taken care of and the next day they go looking for Hugh aka Omega Bottom (they found bottom beta’s daughter a while ago btw) at the house of the mastermind. He hears a whistle in the hole where Hugh is being kept, they reunite. Alpha bottom is also reunited with his original family because his pretend aunt had actually kidnapped him from his real family and now he has the chance to meet them :D

(Paul Dano and Jake Gyllenahal fuck after)

THE END 👏👏.

When Alpha bottom sees Omega top:

[incarnateirony]

*Shealyn's denialist retardation and avoidance intensifies, adds new vanity plates, tries to be retarded in Norse today, misses what she's reblogging again*

Shealyn, you've never done a real magic trick in your life, you just chased and abused and tried to destroy the Magi of the path you spewed heretical delusional octopus jibberish in the name of. It doesn't matter what pantheon you run to, but yes, I do have badass music taste, since you keep confusing me with Loki, and yes, even if it burns me out. I've made that incredibly fucking clear.

I love that this bitch just keeps trying to rotate her shit to find something, too. Hermes and the dance moves! Loki and the music list! Um. Anubis and the kitty kibble! All the godshadows and her Therapy Book! Anything but addressing the screaming lady in her head she confessed to on main! Today's distraction is ROCK MUSIC. Tomorrow... whiny reblogs begging the universe to think about her FEEEEEEEEEELINGS. On Sunday, if we turn a bunch of posts sideways without reading them, maybe she can find a way to validate-away with a half printed motivational poster what has her crying inside because she goddamn knows better. Her inner goddess is weeping but the monster of shadow born from her obstructing her own light is too obese on the chewed on foreskin of her ex to release its ego.

What is it gonna take for someone in her life to intervene and go, you know what, Shealyn. The octopus jibberish from the cited anime was never real. So your communication with him isn't legit. Which would explain why you don't know any of his doctrine stuff or axioms or whatever Aaron is talking about that the rest of the practicing world DOES know. Maybe we should listen to the psych worker and elder magi, and not to the god of death you think is telling you to feed the cats. Because I think he just jacked your playlist and blog again. You HAVE had an alarming escalation in required medication and self-harm habits that you've had to shave yourself bald over. Maybe there's a correlation here. And you know in hindsight, it IS pretty weird that you're up your ex's ass in social circles three years later, that should have pegged us as unhealthy behavior, sorry for contributing to that.

But no, that would require her, and them, to have been like. WRONG about something. If they scour tumblr hard enough they might find a post to interpret that makes their weird rapey bullshit okay.

No, y'all. She's schizoaffective and you've fed it until it became full blown stalker obsession x literally made a fucking cult to her ex husband and now you're ALL too motherfucking embarrassed to look at it.

Also yes, Shea. Very much the Best Comment. Thank you. Thee Crustdaddiest. You're still schizoaffective and still riding my astral dick. And now you fucked up and got Mark on it.

Avoiding the truth doesn't change it, it just prolongs how long I'm going to embarrass both of you while picking your brain to pieces.

Is being humiliated one of your fetishes too now? is it a kinky thing? maybe I'm just playing into your horny lying cultist hands by embarrassing you like this, is this another way you get off on me?

or are you so braindamaged you forgot we went over this being in the exact time period you fucked up and got Mark bound to me and you kept changing the color of my otherwise identical-across-entities prescription lenses on every different "character" or "god interpretation" you were doing for a hot minute there.

Because that's what people that Actually Talk To A Deity have to do. Interpret what they look like. Not "this is how I see him." This is how you interpret text you pretend talks to you at night. But you done fucked up and attached to me, and you know, we've been over this, you dumb broad.

But yes, Thee Daddiest. Technically they forgot the most important Thee. But I respect the effort. The -est suffix imports the essence of Thee enough, Thee Crustdaddy, or The Crustdaddiest. See, language is fun!

Lady... we're STILL doing this?

My bad that old avatar generator didn't have the exact nose bridge you'll try to bitch about as different. Just like you didn't notice the Pan with the spider after I started yelling HEY YOU LLOTH OF THE TENTH HOUSE ARACHNE WHO SHADOWS HER OWN ALTAR. "man I just got this vivid visual of the pan that looks weirdly like Aaron's icon going BOO, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!" MAN IT WAS REAL RED WHEN I WENT THERE LAST NIGHT TO DEAL WITH MOON MOON "IDK THIS GUYS NAME BUT I'M PROUD OF HIM. IF HIS HAIR IS SHORTER, IS HE A DIFFERENT DUDE????" Me: LMAO ENJOY YUGIOH BRAINROT "we'll draw the guy on hieroglyphics... and paint him BLACK... even without giving him actual black features, we just keep changing the skin tone on the same dude's face and caling it a different guy. But this one has a side shave!! SEE, DIFFERENT GUY WE SWEAR." me, sitting there with my clippers shaving my head: you're literally all brain damaged.

I can ALMOST forgive Mark for missing the Ash in the Pyramidhead thing, because your lying ass intentionally will hide from him what that is and it does look different, but the others yall, it's outright embarrassing to watch, but I've been saving your fanart. Very useful actually.

fuck me running with a pitchfork. Like friggin... artistic blackface to try to dodge being called out on their shit. Changing hair length and hair dye color but still drawing the same motherfucker over and over again with the same general essence and the same glasses throughout, even in the egypt piece where they painted him dark but still gave him caucasian ass facial structure with the same fucking glasses same as "Loki" and "IDK his name but I'm proud of him" which conveniently match the facial shape of "Hermes", or "Rhys", or "Coyote", or whatever she's fucking waving around my bullshit under today pretending it isn't me and mine and my shit and my work face identity you know the fucking song by now. Hell Egyptian Dude direct transited the purple lips and other details from the icon I had on my blog for a month to reclaim my own motherfucking face from your theft. But I guess a haircut and blackfacing him changes everything. Fucking flaming candied jesus on a pogo stick, you guys.

Also sidebar but this is the funniest timing to me rn

No seriously, nobody finds it weird that while she runs further and further from the concept of Hermes beyond compulsively giving in to a few evocations I've forced out of her letting her think it was rebellion or whatever... now it's LOKI with the dance moves, and it's LOKI telling her to do her therapy. Because therapy and Workbooks and Playlists are all totes common Loki associations, and not just her trying to transplant her bullshit to escape to another language like that'll help.

Hey dumb dumb, Loki is just as easy to travel in the unconscious right now for the same reasons.

YEAH NO

NOTHING HILARIOUS GOING ON HERE.

[moonlit-selfship]

Haven’t done this in a while… woe dragon ball s/i lore upon thee

Lycan is a werewolf and childhood friends with Gohan. They eventually drift apart before reconnecting again.

Not entirely sure when they meet. I’m thinking either

1) Sometime during saiyan saga during the months Gohan was in the wilderness by himself

2) Right before he leaves to go to Namek

I’m leaning towards the first one. They meet briefly during that time but rlly start becoming friends before he leaves to go to Namek.

I don’t think I’ll have my s/i go to Namek bc I know it’s ass will die there.

The two of them starts drifting apart during the cell saga. Cell’s going around killing ppl so Lycan’s parents are like: yea we’re fucking moving. They move to North City and during that time Lycan decides to go to shapeshifting school (since the moon keeps getting blown up).

Gohan wld still visit Lycan every once in a while but the visits became fewer and fewer.

Skip to Buu Saga: Lycan dies because of the beams Super Buu shot out to kill everyone on the planet while he was on the Look Out Tower. Then you know Lycan comes back to life bc of the dragon balls.

Skip around some more to Resurrection F and one of the Z Fighters gets in contact with Lycan so it can help them against Frieza. Lycan was never rlly a fighter like the others, but it can hold its own in a fight, and they needed ppl to help since Goku and Vegeta were elsewhere.

Right after the battle Lycan was like: Byyeeee!

Krillin: Damn that werewolf is just as elusive as Tien…

Skip around some more and Lycan and Gohan bump into each other in Satan City. Gohan (Dressed as the great saiyaman) recognised Lycan, but Lycan had no idea why that superhero knew it so they awkward power walked away.

They bump into each other again and get some ice cream before sitting on a bench to do some catching up.

That’s all I got so far…

[lovinkiri]

Okay hear me out but can I request nsfw hc’s of Bakugo, Dabi, Shinsou, and Kirishima reacting to their dummy thicc gf who just loves to cater to her bae and make him feel good (physically and emotionally)?

Sis has the curves for days. Ass like Megan Thee Stallion, Soft plump lips amazing for head and kissing, Thighs that are so soft, who needs pillows? Tiddies that tiddy, and wide hips perfect for gripping when her back is getting blown out. Does he want head? Her mouth is prepared and her hair is in a ponytail. Does he wanna eat her out? She got her super soaker kitty dripping on the spot. And does he just wanna bend her over the table for looking so cute in that skirt? Say less, cuz she’s already arching her back. Did he grab/smack her ass from behind? She’ll just giggle and greet him or ask if he wants something to eat while calling him “baby”.

Of course, she does enjoy comforting them when they need it, cooking them new recipes to try, massaging em when their body is sore from hero/villain work, and just letting them lay their head on her lap/tiddies as she runs her fingers in their hair and lets them chill there. I just wanna see these guys go ham on a baddie.

Baddie At Home

Author's Thoughts: You went in and i'm feelin it boo! I see you, and I gotchu 😌 this ask just screams 🎶Shawty a lil baddie, she my little boo thang🎶

Warning: Smut, Oral (Giving and receiving), Spanking, Cursing, Dirty talk, etc.

Katsuki Bakugou

Katsuki l o v e s to show off his boo.

You guys have company? That's cool.

He still smacks your ass when you get up.

And the shock of his friends when you don't get upset.

Whwn you simply giggle, kiss his cheek, and ask-

"Want something to eat, baby?"

"Nah, I'm good, Doll."

Yeah, that's right, he said Doll.

He's not embarrassed either.

Bby you can wear whatever the hell you want because at the end of the day, his hand is in your back pocket.

And he's smirking at the unlucky bastards who wish they had you.

Having asked you out is the best thing he's ever done and he stands by that.

He loves you, his friends love you, and you're so genuine.

And Mina? You're her new bestie. She approves, times ten.

And he might not show it often, but he appreciates the hell out of you

Always had his back, always made sure he ate, always made sure he okay.

Always made sure he had everything before he left for work, always ran a shower and massaged his muscles after work.

Always there to let him vent his frustration out, whether it be lending a ear or letting him fuck you stupid.

And you were down for it, letting him take all of it out on your pussy, which was always ready for him.

He can't get over the feeling of you riding him when he's had a bad day.

See, Bakugou always knew he was gonna be the best. And he is.

Cause he gets to come home to you.

Dabi

You and Dabi started out being each other's booty calls.

Yeah, I said each other. He was getting those late night "Wanna come over?" Texts too.

And he was so whipped for the kitty that he came straight over.

After a while, he actually had a conversation with you and realized you were pretty cool.

So there was a slow transition of Booty Calls -> Friends With Benefits

He could stay at your place and game with you, then fuck you as you played online with others

With the mic on of course

And he was content with this for a while

Something changed when he was out one night and saw a man leaving your house

It shouldn't have mattered really, you could do whatever you damn well pleased

But it did matter, to Dabi at least

He didn't know why but it did

So he asked you about it in a joking way, saying he was just passing through the neighborhood

And you said it was just a date and that nothing actually happened

But Dabi knew it was a matter of time before something did happen. You wanted something serious.

And while Dabi had never been in an actual relationship, he decided to try

Its not like he was attached to anyone else and besides-

You gave the best head, had the best pussy, and the best attitude.

And the fact that he could genuinely vibe with you? It was worth a shot to him. He didn't think much would change.

Honestly he was surprised you said yes but moving on-

He was also surprised by the sudden care you invested in him

When he came over, there was a hot meal waiting for him

"Hey, baby, I made you something. Why don't you eat and I'll go get the shower ready?" He looked like he needed one not gonna lie

And that's exactly what he did. He ate that plate and took a shower

And when you were in bed and he said he needed some head, you plump lips wasted no time smiling and going down on him

Feels so good he can't even question where you got the rubber band that kept your hair up

And when he wants your pussy, you spread your legs and rub your clit, and watches your arousal build as you prep yourself for him.

His Little Miss Perfect

Hitoshi Shinsou

You already know Hitoshi's a simp for you

Brags that he has the best lookin girl, period

He'll grab your ass just to show everyone that you're his

And does not care who judges

His only response is "This make you mad?" Before he does it again.

And you giggle and tell him its okay, asking if he wants a drink

And he just leans down and presses a kiss to your soft lips

He loves and appreciates everything you do

When its hard to sleep, you lay his head in your lap and run your fingers through his hair

And when he wakes up, you've cleaned up his room and are offering him something to eat

As he sits up, you sit behind him and kiss his head, rubbing his shoulders

And he immediately turns to putty in your hands

You're whispering sweet words in his ear, boosting his ego

Then you're in his lap, petting him as his lips find your nipple, his hand fondling the other tiddy.

Your sweet gasps and encouraging moans tell him not to stop and he doesn't because you're just so good to him

So he's gonna make you feel good

He's glad you listen when he tells you to turn around so he can finger that cunt

And he does, his thick fingers pushing in and out gently, going as fast as you'd like.

His thumb is circling your clit and when he tells you to say his name, you cry it out like a good little play thing

You let him push his cock into your hole, and you mumble a thank you for filling you up

And its that thank you that makes him pin you against the bed and fuck you until you're only seeing stars

And like a good girl your telling him how good it feels, using your words until you can't

You're gripping the sheets and even when he stops thrusting, your pussy is pushed back against his cock over and over, begging to be filled

And what kinda boyfriend would he be if he didn't oblige?

Eijirou Kirishima

Eijirou was confused when you asked him out.

Like of course he said yes but why him?

You were the best looking woman he'd ever seen and you wanted him

His insecurities were no help but if there was one thing he knew, it was that you loved him as much as he loved you, a lot

You'd always dote on him, when he had company over you'd kiss his lips and ask if you could get him anything

When you're out and people stare at you (they always do), you sit on his lap wrap his arms around, cuddling into him

They get the message pretty fast and back off

And pretty soon, Eijirou's pulling you into his lap himself

Every day he came home to a fresh cooked meal

Sometimes they were meals he'd never tried before because you were always finding new recipes for his diet so that it didn't get borin

And everything you made was delicious

Oh but nothing could compare to the sight of you cooking his favorite meal with nothing but an apron on

He'd walk over and grip the hips that he loves oh so much

Pull you against him and pressed kisses to your neck

And he nearly loses it when you reach over and turn off the stove

Such a good girl

Then you bend down and arch your back, shaking your ass and politely offering your cunt like a good girl

And the first thing he does is land a smack to your ass, watching you moan and push back

He bites his lip and you grind your ass against his clothed cock

He's the luckiest man alive, he's sure of it

[castielle-deanna]

Destiel fanfic masterlist

My Destiel fanfics in decreasing word count order:

Hold me tight or don't (Explicit, words: 37,677)

Tags: Canon Compliant up to 15x13 // First Kiss // Domesticity in the Men of Letters Bunker // Conversations in the Impala // falling!Castiel // New Relationship // First Time // Castiel is Jack Kline's Parent // Castiel and Dean Winchester in Love //Art Embedded //soundtrack

Summary: With Jack’s soul now back, the four inhabitants of the Bunker are working on establishing a new routine. Between hunts, God’s wrath hanging over their heads and Castiel’s dwindling grace, the angel is not particularly eager to mention his deal to the Winchesters. With everything that’s going on, allowing himself to be happy sounds impossible anyway, right? Wrong…

With art by the fantastic @lizleeships

“Why now?” The angel asked quietly, taking a small step back.

Dean's fingers tightened on the tie he'd been holding onto as if it was a lifeline. “You said we were real. I want to believe it.”

“Even if it ends in pain?”

“Cas, everything I do ends there, eventually. There is always a bigger, heavier, smellier shoe waiting to drop. Holding back in fear of it doesn't make it any smaller, lighter or... or... “

“Less odoriferous?” Cas offered.

“Is that even a real word?”

“It is, indeed.”

“Sometimes you sound like you eat dictionaries and Victorian novels for breakfast,” Dean shook his head, grinning.

My unintended (Explicit, words:10,202)

Tags: Angst with a Happy Ending // Post-Episode: s15e20 Carry On // FUCK CANON! // Saving Dean Winchester - Retconning the finale - The fangirl business // Castiel/Dean Winchester First Kiss // Castiel/Dean Winchester First Time Having Sex // Slow and Romantic Sex // Bottom Castiel/Top Dean Winchester

Summary: At first, Castiel is ready to honour his part of the deal with the Empty, but then Jack shows up with distressing news...

With art by the fantastic @jeanne-de-valois

Cas heaves Dean into a bridal carry, struggling under his weight, but still he shifts slightly when Sam moves closer to help. He knows he needs to stop keeping Sam away, because it’s not fair, and it’s not what Dean wants anyway, but Sam accepts it and simply hangs back with a nod before he speaks again.

“I also know it’s not my business, but… do you think you could talk to Dean once he’s up for it? I’m not blind, or stupid. You two have to stop only holding each other like that when one of you is hurt or dead.”

Love me right (Explicit, words: 2,436)

Tags: Established Castiel/Dean Winchester // Porn with Feelings // Dean Winchester Wears Panties // Light Bondage // Panty Kink // Wing Kink // Top Castiel/Bottom Dean Winchester // Light Dom/sub // Dom Castiel/Sub Dean Winchester // Light BDSM // Dean and Castiel watch porn then recreate it

Summary: Dean asks to be tied up - who's Cas to say no to that? Written for a prompt by @winchester-reload on Patreon: "Thee Pink Panties"

“I want you to tie me up,” Dean blurts out one morning, closer to being asleep than awake still. He has no idea if Cas is even in the bedroom with him - for once, the angel is not curled around Dean with his whole body, their limbs entwined to the point where they can’t tell where one of them ends and the other begins, cliché as it is.

There’s no reply, so Dean lifts his head and blinks the grogginess away to look around. Cas is in the room, sitting cross-legged on the green couch by the wall with an open book in his lap but he’s staring at Dean with eyes so comically wide Dean would think it humanly impossible if he wasn’t seeing it with his own eyes.

“For fun,” Dean adds in hopes that Cas catches his meaning. The angel looks slightly less taken aback at that, but he still appears confused and tilts his head as if a slightly different angle would help with unraveling the mystery of Dean's words. “During sex, Cas.”

Rewind the exit (Teen And Up Audiences, words: 2,408)

Tags: Post-Episode: s15e18 Despair // Fix-It // Grief/Mourning // Angst with a Happy Ending // Castiel and Dean Winchester in Love // Grieving Dean Winchester // Grieving Sam Winchester

Summary: "Rewinding the exit wound, I'm holding on to you 'Cause I need words like anyone, and I need love like everyone With those words I'm strong enough, and I need love like everyone." (Rewind the exit by Volbeat) Obligatory 15x18 fix-it.

The Bunker is haunted. It's haunted by two faint apparitions of humanity who mostly pass each other by in the corridors like ships in the night, silent and distant.

Dean prays. Every morning, every evening, and most waking hours between the two, he prays. He doesn't know if Cas can hear him, but the faith that he can is all Dean has, so it has to be enough.

It's not enough. Yet Dean clings to it, because if he doesn't have that, he doesn't have anything.

Bite me (Mature, words: 1,407)

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence // Vampire Dean Winchester // Mild Blood!Kink (comes with the territory) // Castiel/Dean Winchester First Kiss

Summary: After Dean gets turned into a vampire during S06E05 - Live Free or Twi-hard, instead of going to Lisa's, he prays to Cas. Written for a prompt by winchester-reload on Patreon: "Vampire!Dean having a Cas snack"

“I can get you through this, and then we’ll burn any other bridges as we get to them,” Cas says earnestly.

“That’s not how the saying… you know what, never mind. I don’t want to get through this! I told you to kill me!” Dean pushes Cas away, but the angel holds onto both of his shoulders to stabilise him until Dean shakes him off in defiance. “Fucking stubborn angel, why can’t you just do as you’re told?”

“Because I’ve decided to disregard stupid orders!” Cas shoots back, and his previous stoicism is gone entirely. His eyes flare faintly with the light of his grace as he shrugs off his trenchcoat and goes to work on loosening his tie.

I wanna get you back again (Mature, words: 1,176)

Tags: Post-Episode: s15e18 Despair // Canon Divergence // Castiel/Dean Winchester First Kiss

Summary: Dean breaks into the Empty to save Cas. Written for a prompt by winchester-reload on Patreon: "Come on and lay it down/I've always been with you/Here and now/Give all that's within you/Be my Savior"

“Am I wrong in assuming that our friend who has the fashion sense of a flasher wasn’t the only one in love?” Balthazar smirked.

“Huh?”

Balthazar rolled his eyes. “Bit slow on the uptake, aren’t we? You know what, don’t answer that,” he shrugged, rolling right over Dean’s indignant splutter. “I’m talking about Castiel.”

“I know!”

“So which part of my question was confusing then?”

“Fuck you, Feather Boa, the Empty is trying to push me out and you want to chat?” Dean scoffed, trying to stomp his way past him.

“Your trenchcoated boyfriend is that way,” Balthazar said dryly, pointing to his left.

Forward is just the way ahead (General Audiences, words: 1,091)

Tags: Alternate Universe - Tattoo Parlor // Baby Jack Kline // Castiel is Jack Kline's Parent // Tattoo Artist Dean Winchester // Single Parent Castiel

Summary: Tattoo artist Dean falls for client. Written for a prompt by winchester-reload on Patreon: "Cas getting tattooed by Dean (or the other way around)"

“So,” Dean began, “It’s a simple black design, correct? Four rows of symbols?”

“Yes. It’s actually a warding-slash-protection spell in Enochian, the language of Biblical angels. There’s… well, there’s a story to it,” Cas chuckled.

“Is part of that story that you were named after an angel?”

Cas’ chuckle changed into full-blown laughter. “Yes. I have to say I wasn’t expecting you to know that. In fact, all my siblings have angel names, except for Luke, but only because they wouldn’t allow my parents to officially name him Lucifer…”

Waffles or kisses (Mature, words:1,026)

Tags: Domestic Fluff // Domestic Castiel/Dean Winchester // Established Castiel/Dean Winchester // Domesticity in the Men of Letters Bunker (Supernatural)

Summary: Cas tries to make breakfast for Dean - it doesn't quite work out... Written for a prompt by winchester-reload on Patreon: "Great British Bake Off contestants with fewer clothes and lots of flour!" I have nefariously tweaked the prompt to allow me to play in the canon!verse.

“You look like one of the Great British Bake Off contestants, but with fewer clothes... and lots of flour, what the hell are you even doing?” Dean guffaws.

“Is that Dean?” A slightly tinny female voice comes from somewhere underneath the bowls, and it takes a moment for Dean to recognise it.

“Hi Jody!”

“Am I on speaker?”

“Yes,” Cas says, rolling his eyes. Dean finds that his behaviour is not unlike Miracle’s after the dog got caught chewing Sam’s 3rd pair of slippers to shreds, and the comparison draws another laugh out of him.

“Hi, Dean,” Jody says warmly. “Nice to hear your voice, though it would be even nicer if you were the one calling, rather than hijacking a conversation between Cas and I…”

Dean ducks his head as Jody’s “mom voice” tries to work its magic on him. “I’m not hijacking anything! Can someone explain why my kitchen and my… Cas are head-to-toe covered in flour?”

“I was trying to make waffles for breakfast,” Cas replies barely audibly, looking down, shoulders drooping.

With those words I'm strong enough (Mature, words: 703)

Tags: Dean Winchester Deserves to be Happy // Dean Winchester's Birthday // Established Castiel/Dean Winchester // Non-Explicit Sex // Castiel and Dean Winchester in Love // Dean Winchester Says "I Love You" // Pillow Talk // Dean Winchester Lives // fuck 15x20

Summary: It's Dean's birthday and Castiel doesn't waste a single second to wish him a happy one (Utter finale denial and slight sap below.)

“Where did you go, my love?” Cas asks, ruffling Dean’s hair, curling a longer-than-usual strand of it around his index finger.

“Thinking.”

“Uh-oh, that’s never a good thing,” Cas deadpans and Dean whacks his upper arm with very little force. “Ow.”

“Sarcastic asshole in one moment, drama queen the next,” Dean grumbles, and he fully intends to kiss it better, but before he could get around to it, he’s pushed onto his back and there’s a former angel of the Lord straddling him with a grin on his face.

Domestic (General Audiences, words: 462)

Tags: Domestic Fluff // Established Castiel/Dean Winchester // Fallen Angel Castiel // Suptober 2020

Summary: Middle-of-the-night Destiel chat. Just a lightning-quick ficlet as my first and possibly only entry to Suptober 2020. The prompt was 'domestic'

“Of all the human things, the constant need to urinate is the worst,” Castiel complained as he slid under the covers with a yawn.

“The worst?” Dean huffed in sleepy amusement. “Being shot is worse. Broken bones. A toothache…”

“They are worse, but they are temporary. Urinating is permanent. I will have to put up with it for the rest of my life.”