#he is just so soooooooooo ughhhhhh

[ego-meliorem-esse]

So your Alfred is the embodiment of 'is there anything better than pussy? Yes a really good book' *keyboard note*?

Alfred: “Is there anything better than pussy? Yes using innovative technologies to explore more of the lunar surface than ever before. Colllaboration with commercial and international partners and establishing the first long-term presence on the Moon. Then, using what we learned on and around the Moon to taking the next giant leap: sending the first astronauts to Mars. In this essay i will-“

But yes he likes reading.

Especially facts about space and dinsoaurs. Exhibit A:

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 07 - 09.08.19 lbs

on popular demand................

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07.08.19

i hate the title track of the show with lyrics. it's the singer's neha kakkar-esque voice i think. i only like the piano theme.

sona is too pure. no one in this show deserves her, honestly.

but whew, the way he's looking at her.

ravi bhaiyya is this show's khanna. instantly on bhaabi's side.

cuteass fucks.

the only valid sippys. protecc them.

lmao sona's house is soooooooooooooo extra.

"baarish baahar ho rahi hai, mor ghar mein naach rahein hain!"

lmaoooooooooooooooo. sach mein, yeh ghar hai, ya goliyon ki raasleela - ram leela ki set?????

hahahaha omg the lil headshake. i can't.

hohohohoho, symbolic removal of ghadi.

unfffffffffffff.

aaaaaaaah that little reassuring blink he gives her!!!!!!!!!

so soft.

ouff, he's soooooo moofat, no cushioning words, no sugarcoating.

thank god he had the grace to apologize seeing her face change.

"dost toh aaj bhi nahi hai." oh. my heart. this is whyyyyy i want their relationship to have a solid foundation of friendship firsttttttttttt.

sniff. sob. my heart.

WHAT DID KARAN DOOOOOOOOO? DID HE TAKE HER CAR AND CHADAOFY IT OVER WHOEVER? DID HE MAKE HER DO IT SOMEHOW? WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDDDDD??!?!? TELL US ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???

"karan tumhare life mein abhi toh hai nahi; toh itna kyun affect karta hai tumhe?" says the guy who hasn't stopped dialing his ex's number for the last 4 years, and had a full-on weeping breakdown about her like, 3 hours ago.

aaaaaaaand he's sliding into the next one.

oh boo. oh baby. oh child.

raimaaaaaaaaa. iss show ki madaraati hui zinda (??) bhoot, jiske saamne aane tak koi sukoon nahi.

ugh my heartttttttttttttt. he's so saddddddd. someone hugggg himmmm.

“kabhi wapas aane waali nahi” coz .......... she's dead? in a vegetative state? or just coz she got PR in amreeeka/canayda/austwayyylia and is never coming back to the motherland again coz "eeeeee, yeh kahan aaye hummmmm, how tackyyyyyyyyy"????

aise kaunse heere-jawharaat jade hue the raima mein, hein? ke iske baad hooooooo hi nahi sakta?

sighhhhhhh.

lmao mummy ko bas bahaana chahiye to push her ship together.

hahahahahahahahahahahha she’s worried kpk (sounds more like the plot of diya aur baati hum + roja?) waala scene na ho jaaye rohit ke saath.

vimmi is as usual, my absolute favt. person on this show.

this team-up is the most iconic and amazing ever. i love them both soooooooooo much.

"samajhdaar toh main zyaada hoon nahi." self aware. good.

sfdslksfjdslkfjlsdlfjdslffdj fanfic tropeeeeeee.

hahahahahaha his petty ass. rohit, you very well know you didn't deserve her graciousness then.

spoiltasssssssss malabar hill bratttttt.

bowwwww chicka bow wowwwwwwwww

the way he’s still looking at her even after she’s broken the moment!!!!!!!

tacky ke bacche, teri toh main.....

lol i can't get over it that she has her show's theme as her ringtone.

mummy is calling to ensure her child doesn't ruin the fanfic she's already 3 chapters deep into, in her head...

lololololol malabar hill mein bhi light gayi.

asdlkjdlaskjdlasjk too cuteeeeeeee.

ugh this twit. isko dekhte hi mera saara mood kharaab ho jaata hai.

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08.08.19

lmao wtf rohittttttttt, why are you such an extraaaaaaaaaa freak????

asalkdjsalkdjalkdjals itni jaldi baandh bhi diyaaaaa.

pffffffffffffffffffft.

like, there *is* a grownass dude living in this house, why not give his clothes?????

aslkfjsdlkfjldskfjlsdkjf the jhadoo. lmaoooooo, i can’t with this idiot anymore.

LOL THIS GRUMPYASS FUCK.

pls sona, i'm sure SOMETHING of pulkit's could have fit him!!!!

lmao @ pari bitching about her unicorn slippers, and rohit explaining his weird immune system issues to her.

[doorbell rings]

"main toilet mein nahi chupunga, main keh raha hoon!!!!!!!" hahahahahahahaha

aslkjdsalkdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskj

suman should play desi narcissa malfoy. permanent expression of dung under her nose.

and this dheent fucker tohhhh....

oufffffff no fighting early morning, pls!

i don't get this dad's character.... like he's all happy jolly nice and sweet with everyone, except rohit. it’s plausible of course, but like the polarity is just a little too much.

just seeing this woman's face makes me wanna..........

haaaye their silent communication.

if you come for the Sass King™, you best not miss.

oh ho apology.

when you gonna apologize to sona for shaking her like a ragdoll tho????

suman i need you to pls die at pehli fursat, you're really really really annoying.

sippy breakfast excitement. honestly, waaaay too much enthu in the morning.

lol gaye vimmi ke chances of seeing mahaepisode on large screen.

pari is being a little snitch bitch. ugh i really cannot with these two Asshole Rastogis.

lmao idhar toh ghanghorrrrrrrrrr blackmailing.

ouff ok i do not care about this painting nonsense. fwding.

i do not care about this dude and his wife either. i don't even know the wife's name, that's how less i care.

OMG ANIKA AUR REDUX GAURI KA KURTA GHOOM PHIR KE IDHAR SONAKSHI KE PAAS AA GAYA.

jesus h christ, is shirali styling this show?!?!?!?!?!??!? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARNNNNN ME????? HOW COULD YOU PPL LET ME FIND OUT LIKE THIS??????

oh shit, now that i think of it, Irrelevant Sippy Brother™’s wardrobe is almost the same as shivaay’s..... all those atrangi suits. shit, i should have known!

oh shiiiiiiiiit girl, you in LOVE love.

ugh don't care about pari and ISB. they give me michmichi.

aye chup bait bey, literally no one is interested in your dumb character or what you have to say. ever.

lol sumit ko KPK mein netflix style prestige tv material chahiye.

dr. sippy has wormed his way into sona's head, and she's questioning the drama of it all.

oh shit that shady neta is calling.

ugh it's an infestation of vile men around this poor girl. i feel like arming her with a can of bug spray to blast them all in their rotten faces.

your wish is granted, sona!

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE SIPPY BOYS!

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09.08.19

lmao the voiceover during the vamp's scene. i'm really loving the behind the scenes look at how these shows are made.

hahaha chachu got distracted by the cooking scene. saare ke saare sippys ek hi khet ki mooli.

rohit is like chachu pls, it's not worth it, these ppl realllllly DO NOT care about accuracy, but akash just can't take it.

"is baar MUJHE koi problem nahi hai." snort. medical scene hota toh abhi idhar bakheda khada kiya hota.

rohit, pls know this is the exact emotion others experience when YOU start going on about medicine.

lmao nethra is 1000% done with the sippys.

ajit helpfully listing everyone's professions, in case KPK needs any consultants.

ohhhhhhhhhhh mama, i cannot wait till the sippys get to sumit.

also look at the telepathy going on here.

chachu still ranting about how phitkari will not make cooker explode as he's dragged away by sippy bros ("arre gal gayi aapki dal, yaar....")

the only time i'll support ISB is when he's up against this asshole.

"yeh ranveer singh kaun hai???" lol kuch zyaada nahi hua?

so far chachu has been most impressive with the intimidation.

BUT!!!!!!!!! A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"bula; security bula. police bula. aur agar himmat hai, toh army bula."

sumit gets points for trying to be intimidating, but oh man i can feel the tension building. aaj toh phitkari se bhi vispot ho hi jaaye.

i just cannot fathom what its like to have THIS much arrogance and entitlement. must be soooooooo nice to be an upper caste cishet man with money.

....................... sumit. serial mein kaam karte ho aur yeh baaaaaaaaasic sa serial wale plot mein hi phas gaye?????????? laakh lanat.

sona has same question.

ok i have had enough of this sasta rahul roy. koi dafa karo yaar.

"khamakhaa inke mamaji ko kyun disturb karein? iske liye toh hum hi kaafi hain."

asjdlaksjdlaksjdlsk sippy strength.

nethra is THE MOST unrealistic character of this show; coz no tellywood producer would be thisssssssss obliging to these shenanigans. like, can you even imaaaaaagine?

oh pooja's here! i was wondering how come YK didn't come with sippy boys.

waise YK ki jagaah nishi ko aana chahiye tha. i would have loved to see her whoop sumit's ass from here to whatever backward bumfuck hellscape he’s from.

lol adjusted her ring for maximum impact.

TASTE THE SIPPY STRENGTH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH *dhoom theme music*

oh i'm glad this relationship has been repaired!

oh pls rohit yeh ainvayi ki naari shakti speech mat do. i hate when they make men do such performative bullshit. if they just HAD to have this, at least it would have been more believable coming from ajit or akash chachu, who haven't been shown to act like assholes to women around them.............

and this idiot girl is falling for it. oh sona, aim higher pls. the bar is literally on the ground with you.

omg this speech is not ending onlyyyyyy. samajh gaye na bhai, bandh kar. tere ko hospital nahi jaana kya aaj?

ajit is the tiniest sippy, but forever (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง

he needs to meet gauri kumari sharma. they'd make the cutest pint-sized fighting team.

*mais voice* aye challlllllllllllll naaaaaaa.

i meannnnnn...... you coulda fired him at first offence, nethra. you're making this decision now, after his shit got to a whole other level? didn’t sonakshi deserve any of this when he misbehaved with her????? you're kinda responsible for enabling the godawful bastard till this point.

........... were the sippys in a collective coma for the last two decades? like even if they don't watch it, who doesn't know that this is how tellywood handles actor replacements????

rohit is on his high horse again. nethra is like chill tf out bro.

ughhhhhh the fondness with which he's looking at her.

"main dil ka doctor hoon, dil ka patient nahi. mere patients ko yeh sab khaana mana hai, mujhe nahi!"

*takes biggest chomp of a samosa ever*

sona’s reactions are most adorable.

ohhhhhh my heart.

ek thank you pe hi flat. ouffff, kya karoon main is ladki ka.

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ohhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeet, he saw the hoodie!!!

"favourite toh hai, par itni bhi nahi. tum rakh lo." ughhhhhhhhhh cute; but again, girl have SOMEEEEEEE standards. you need to have some criteria other than "Y chromosome, age 30 - 40, occasionally polite to me."

[tellywoodtrash]

silsila badalte rishton ka s2 05.03.19 lb

k let's do this shit.

should i have caught up and read some written updates before going into this? wikipedia didn't help me attttt alllll as to where the plot dropped off after the leap.

starting mein hi so much exercise. i don't relate with these girls at all.

ok already have michmichi about tejasswi's dialogue delivery.

dang aneri's abs. *looks down at my tummy tum tum and sighs*

oh the dadi is still here. idek her name. imma just call her dadi.

who these other two dudes?

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?????? CAN YOU PPL STOP RUNNING? BHAAG TUM LOG RAHE HO AUR THAK MAIN GAYI HOON.

this sismance about to go down the drain thanks to one handsome motherfucker. sigh. men ruin everythingggg.

didn't pari have green eyes as a kid tho?

the dadi hasn't aged a day in these 20 years.

this one dude has a major case of the love eyes for pari.

his dialogue delivery sucks too. god imma really have to suffer through this damn show. 

and his name is arnav. oh boy, big shoes to fill, my man.

ok mishti has a stick up her ass about some vintage look nonsense. do your stuff on your own if you're soooooooooo particular.  

ok pari seems like a bully to poor lovesick arnav. is no one likable in this show?

arnav’s relatives are coming seedhe here to this house, coz he seems to live here at pari's thanks to his lil crush.

heh. she cute.

bua is very hi-fi. and is suffering from a midlife crisis.

UGH SO MUCH EXPOSITION AND ESTABLISHING. WHERE THE F IS KUNAL??????????? I'M ONLY HERE FOR HIM.

so mishti/pari have some kinda event company together?

yup. thanks for confirming, arnav.

ugh whatever.

is mauli dead? god what's with all these shows just KILLING OFF the parents in the prime of their life?

oh god flashback into past. i really don't care about those characters.

fuck i hate this fucking manipulative dida. haaaaaaaate.

LMAO SHAKTI'S HAIR IS SO BIG.

these poor kids being dragged into this fucking shitshow that is their parents' lives. jfc. they'll need so much fucking therapy. so much. SO MUCH.

lol why's she giving this damn bhaashan in the middle of the damn airport tho. so cringey.

LMAOOOOOOO MAULI WAS LIKE I DON’T NEED NO MAN, BUT GIVEN THE CHOICE, I PICK ISHAAN, WHO DOES NOT SUCK.

GOOD CHOICE, MAULI. I APPROVE.

lol in your face, dumbasssss didaaaaaaaa.

oh fuck off kunal. no one needs your congrats here.

OMFG WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KUNAL I WANNA SEEEEEEEEEEE JFC WE'RE MORE THAN HALFWAY THROUGH THE DAMN EPPPPP

ishaan's honestly too good for this whole damn mess.

GOD DID ALL THREE OF THEM DIE??????????/

OMFG THEY DID DIE WTFFFFFFF. 

oh they made aneri wear lenses.

lol iska abhi bhi chalu hai. bhai dead parents ke saamne toh mat taad aise.

oh pari, bless your heart. but your life is gonna be as messy as your mom’s. may the lord give you the strength to get through this.

lol both girls bypassing dida's portrait for aashirwaad.

MAN WHO EVEN IS *THIS* DUDE????????

oh ho, mauli aur ishaan ka beta. lo ji, all permutations and combinations of parents here.

“main spark aur attraction mein believe nahi karti” says the chick who's about to discover BOTH of those things when her bod slams up against a certain someone about to make an entry.

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. AANKHEIN TARAS GAYI THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

mukhda toh dikha jaanemannnnnnnn.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

OMFG I NOT READY FOR THIS I WANNA LICK THE FUCKING SCREEN JFC

TERE JAISI BEAUTY KISI KI BHI NAI HONI THANDE KI BOTTAL MAIN TERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OPENER TUJHE GATTT GATTT MAIN PEEE LOOOOOOONNNNNNN

omfgggggg mishti you and your manhoos zabaaan do notttttttt be the one to take ruhan from pari SO HELP ME GODDDDDD

WHY AM I EVEN WATCHING THIS SHOW AND TORTURING MYSELF KNOWING FULLY THAT'S WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN??????????//

ugh i’ve missed this smileeeeeeeeeeeeeee soooo muchhhhhh.

lol what's with his bitchface? does he not like the kid, or the mom?

what's his problem with the mom? is she not supposed to feel good about herself since she has a kid?

so he's kinddddddddddddddd of a dick huh. that sucks.

but with that face, uff, sau khoon maaf.

precap: oh great, arnav's making his move on pari. back off creep!!!!!!! and pari and ruhan's (first) meeting? i thought they had a past together or something? and oh god he's gonna take pics of mishti.......... and fall for her?????????????????????????

UGHHHHHH THIS SHOW HAS SO MUCH MICHMICHI FOR MEEEEE. DAMN YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED FACE KUNALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.