#he is offended

[ainawgsd]

The look I got when I told Tony I have to get up and go to work now 😆

[ghosty-0w0]

This is a question for Leon.

Why you such a nerd???

[coffinpal]

7E and hewwo for redline donnie?

[irukasenseii]

did you only get promoted because youre marrying the hokage?

"No? I was recommended for the position by the headmaster and the former vice-principal. I took the exam. It was decided on between the hokage and his council members. I didn't get any special treatment because of the status of our relationship. I'm good at my job and the work showed for itself."

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Bonnie: Hey, Roxy. Who's more desirable? Me or Freddy?

Roxy: It's a tie.

Bonnie: Really?

Roxy: Yeah.

Roxy: You're both fuckin’ awful.

[mistdaze]

how adorable are you?

"... anyways."

[truexman]

Your most beautiful feature:

"That's rude."

[scott-of-animalia]

So I heard there was a crystal trader out here where would they be- ah!! Oh gods what are you? Some kind of… well I don’t know, runaway homunculus? Escaped wizard’s experiment? Seriously what the hell? -@witchjoey

Okay - rude - I’m literally just a guy. Don’t know what you’re talking about, maybe get your eyes checked or something.

*scott rolls his eyes dramatically*

Yeah I’m the crystal guy, finest crystals in all of empires, mined by me Mayor of Animalia. I’m Scott, by the way - I - you gotta ask a guy’s name BEFORE you call him a runaway homunculus y’know. Just impolite isn’t it?

Well honestly I’m pretty insulted by your entrance, but I won’t turn down a trade even for some obnoxious witch(?) such as yourself, so what are you thinking?

[remnantsouls]

“I will have you know I  have excellent taste..”

[thesacrificialxlamb]

No words, just a judgey stare.

"Stiles if you have something to say please say it. You're not one to judge -- I mean, have you looked at your life lately?"

[thelazyeditor]

💕 for Aki and Sakura

Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are. | @akumanoken

32% The chance of a relationship working out between Akihito and Sakura is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

"Excuse me? Why is this score so low?"

[lellarps]

open to anyone. plot: hades has just watched Hadestown

Hades didn't know how he had believed this could have ended up well — he already knew by heart that any human or inhuman tale of him, invented or not, was written to make him look bad. "Now they have blamed capitalism and global warming on me," he scoffed, emphasizing the absurdity, before looking at the one who had either accompanied or convinced him to watch that crap. "I mean, the lyrics are really good. But I'm tired of being the villain."

[ditzybat]

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

[batfamilycannons]

Bruce *storming in, burnt and covered in ash*: Where is your brother?

Damian and Tim: tf??

Tim: uh I think Jason’s in the library?

Bruce: no not him the other one

Dick, *scurries past the door*

Bruce: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON why did you set my bed on fire

Dick: You deserve it!!

[somegrumpynerd]

Thinking about how Nightmare has 4 mortals and 3 of them are so so bad at taking care of themselves

[bestjeanistmonster]

Dc au- felt like being goofy

…but since Shadow is raising these plants i think we can classify this as a case of passing on generational trauma.