#he is unbothered

[equestriagirl16]

MC: *petting Malleus while he kneels on the ground with his head in their lap*

Random student: Psssh, how pathetic. A soon to be king practically on a weak little human’s leash. I fear for the future of this world.

Malleus: *appearing behind them* Oh how pathetic. Ignorant scum not knowing how to mind their own business. If you’re so worried I can assure you, the future would be much brighter without you in it.

Random student: *shitting bricks*

Malleus: *returns to his spot peacefully like nothing happened*

[tyraine]

Why would they do this to my man good lord

[icedghostlatte-art]

I can't believe Danny and Vlad are making out right this instant on the couch completely forgetting jazz, tucker, and sam are over for movie night. Good on them 🙏💕

Who invited the Mayor?

[palin-tropos]

nilsen: if you’d stop being such a nihilist, ion, and cultivated your revolutionary plasm, maybe you’d finally acquire some facial hair

rodionov: haha probably

mazov: come now, let him alone with your plasm theory. how could he ever grow a beard?

nilsen: what, kras? how cruel of you to say!

mazov: oh! I apologize, that was quite offensive wasn’t it

rodionov: no need to fight, my friends 😇

[softestaries]

Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.

[assiraphales]

dracule mihawk let zoro live despite it being a death match and decided not to take luffy to garp just for the hell of it. add a few wild cards to the mix to spice things up. he took one look the rag tag group of straw hat pirates and said ‘bless this mess. imma let them marinate’

[daftmooncretin]

kirk is such a fascinating dude because 99% of the time he’s the most chill happy dude you’ve ever met but every once in a while the PMS will hit and he’ll be like hmmm fuck all you bitches what if i just flew the ship straight into the sun

[diabloku]

he really puts the MOTH in motherfucker 🖕

[twistedappletree]

Lan Wangji’s transition from awkward teen afraid of his feelings to give-no-fucks 30’s after Wei Wuxian returns is truly immaculate, like the person who used to annoy the crap out of him is now hated by everyone except him and as the head of the Wei Wuxian defense squad, his argument is literally “ok but have u considered that he’s hot?”

[theminecraftbee]

so demise and the life series are two different things, obviously, and to a large extent the rules of demise are a lot more incidental to everyone's episodes and plotlines than the rules of the life series is to that, and also, you know, demise started in hermitcraft as its own thing and is now once more in hermitcraft as its own thing, and also the no direct pvp rules.

THAT SAID. watching joe hills earlier this stream bugs bunny his way through joel and pearl trying to kill him IS making me go "god he would be so so so funny on the life series though",

[mih4nn]

i legit just wanted to draw kid being freaky in front of the alliance (makes out w killer to assert dominance) but ofc they'd make it into a weird competition, so i had to draw it :))

[sunderingstars]

if alastor wasn’t literally a deer i’d call him cat-coded. man wants attention so so bad but cannot possibly be direct about it. he just shows up places and hopes in his stupid little demon heart that everyone will ask him where he’s been and what he’s doing

[pommunist]

Bagi : Mike, bad is DEAD

Mike : Thank God

[mossymandibles]

Wanted to draw something soft.

Sometimes Jago takes the place of Kraw’s tail when they sleep together.

[aweina]

mike being that bf who plays scary games for you because you’re too afraid to play it yourself

[shawsimmer]

just a fraction of the rbf screenies i have of him