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acepalindrome · 2 years

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Katsuki Yuuri did not utterly beef it at the Grand Prix because his dog died and then get black-out drunk at the afterparty and dry hump his childhood celebrity crush who immediately fell in love with him and chased him back to Japan because a YouTube video went viral for y’all to try to say he’s not blorbo material.

#look into your heart and see the truth #yuri on ice #katsuki yuuri #he learned to skate sexy by comparing himself to a pork cutlet bowl #he just casually decided to attempt a really difficult jump because victor pissed him off #he goes too long without hugs and goes on a hugging rampage #he wanted to buy a souvenir and ended up buying engagement rings #nobody did it like yuuri

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