#he looks like bill skarsgaards pennywise when he does that creepy smile

[bellasredchevy]

the idea of a secret organization of insanely-beautiful vampire royalty who walk around in dramatic billowy robes and medieval gowns straight from the runway who live in a sprawling castle underneath the stunning mountaintop town of volterra nestled in the center of lush tuscany is theoretically like very sexy but unfortunately chris weitz felt it appropriate to cast the three greasiest looking people on the face of the planet as the volturi kings (save for demetri and heidi, the guard is no better) which is disappointing because they’re literally described as greek gods in the books like i’d love to call myself a volturi fucker i really would but these mf’s

just ain’t doin it for me i’m sorry