#he only had himself to blame

[ladyblueberrymuffin]

"Why do you not like show Sally? Do you not want her to be a complex, nuanced character with flaws?"

I'm sorry, was "she's the sweetest mom ever, a calm and down to Earth person, a little meek from years of abuse... oh, and she also killed her husband, and she enjoyed it immensely" not nuanced enough for you? Is murder not a character flaw?

I'm sorry, but Sally being this sweet angel, with a real darkness in her heart is the most amazing thing I can think of. It's relatable, really. I think most quiet types can relate, on the outside we seem like nothing moves us, but there is so much anger and sadness and fury we have to bottle up sometimes, especially in abusive environments.

[tabrisofmars]

Xavier stalks over with Poly the Doll squirming in his hands. 

Enid: Oh Xavier, you found her! We were so worried. But why are you holding my puppy in air jail?

Xavier: This little delinquent almost killed me

Wednesday: How did my doll child perform such an act?

Xavier: She locked me in my art shed and set it on fire! Luckily I climbed out the window

Enid: Polly!

Wednesday: Yes, we are quite disappointed in you Polly.

Polly the Doll: Sorry Bird Mom

Xavier: B.. Bird mom?

Wednesday: Always make sure every exit is secure.

Xavier: WHAT

Enid: Uh huh. We don't half ass things in this family, young lady.

Xavier:

Xavier: I need to transfer out of this school.

[seraphim-seeker]

Watching Screamer get his ass beat in Issue #7 like:

[valentines-virgil]

I had to

[therhaenys]

OKAY BUT AAAAAAAAA yes. Clean your toys after you play.

[cosmiischillin]

Bree feels bad for the guards who die (depending on what they did)

Nightguards only get killed him they did something to deserve it (sex offender, harm an animatronic, harm a child, or just be a bigot).

Basically, she feels like the chorus for Cell Block Tango

[lyssified]

something that reminds me of you?

soup. (or, *not* soup™, depending on the ask)

🍲

get souped

- *not* the mysterious soup anon

okay i rlly had that one coming didn't i...

[transparenthologramrebel]

If anybody does fanart for ashfur's exile from my fic I will give them a corn chip

[whatislifebesidesrehearsal]

i murdered a man once with a champagne cork

[bustedbeing]

[misshazelevers20]

Kill him kill him kill him kill him 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[aarghone]

He's just a gunky goopy lil guy

[worstloki]

there is a difference between being born to a throne, maliciously vying for a throne, stealing a throne, and having a throne thrust upon you when you are already in the midst of an identity crisis. And I fear Loki's place in the line of succession has people unable to differentiate between any of these

[ceriseo]

kicked out of the amphitheater for yelling ‘get his ass’ when clytemnestra killed that mf

[amaraudermind]

Anyone else ever thinking about the constant nightmares Dick was having at the beginning of his solo in the nineties(in which he was Robin again and trying to catch a little boy who’s face he could never make out and was always too late) that culminated in the fear gas induced hallucination issue wherein there’s another faceless young boy who eventually introduces himself as Jason

And the dreams were subsequently never brought up again

The closest we got was the hallucination he had in his secret files where he spent the whole time talking to Robin

Because I am. I am thinking about it a lot