#he screamed “LANCE!”

[myfckingnameisnuwanda]

The New Knife Game (Klance)

"There is an old tradition, a game we all can play You start by getting liquored up and sharpening your blade You take a shot of whiskey, you grab your knife and pray And spread apart your fingers, and this is what you say"

Keith turns around on a corner, half listening to Lance’s voice in the distance.

"'Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out But all the same, I play this game 'cause that's what it's all about'"

A rather creepy song, if you asked Keith. He wasn't sure, but he thought he had heard it somewhere before.

"No, you can't use a pencil, you cannot use a pen The only way is with a knife when danger is your friend And some may call it stupid, some may call it dumb But all the same, we play this game because it's so damn fun"

What even was that incessant tactactac sound?

"Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out But all the same, I play this game 'cause that's what it's all about"

There was Lance, in the sort-of-living-room they used at the Castle. He was doing something in the common table, but Keith couldn't see very well what it was...

"Oh, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, I'm picking up the speed And if I hit my fingers, then my hand will start to bleed"

Was that a fUCking knIFe?!

—

Keith screamed his lungs out, and now Lance has a scar all around the base of his ring finger.

[skitskatdacat63]

AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS??????

I am staring intently

[loganswdc]

we’re in the trenches y’all 😭😭😭 i’m so close to jumping off of really tall somethings !!!!!

[lonerpop17]

DUDE???

[j-emini]

"Everyone gives Lance Stroll shit, cause his dad’s super rich, and he ‘bought his way into F1’. So did half of the fucking grid. If you really look at it, they’ve just done stupider less contract guarantee ways of buying their way into F1. Formula 1 is a sport full of rich kids, Lance Stroll just happens to be the richest kid… Take it from me… I know plenty of billionaires kids who are total pieces of shit, who are just massively on the coke in Mayfair every single weekend achieving nothing in life… At least Lance is using his dad’s money to go out there and give you guys some entertainment… doing something productive with his life. You can’t say that for a lot of people in his position. So lay the fuck off Lance Stroll.” - James Blair about Lance on a recent stream.

[heynhay]

you know i got halfway through this before realizing i probably subconsciously ripped the concept from an old tumblr post sorry

[scrollonso]

yk "kitty stroll agenda" had to do it.

[nico-di-genova]

People died

[rovermcfly]

James Lance as Trent Crimm | Ted Lasso Season 3 Trailer

[rottenseaweed]

remember when I said what if Keith showed Lance how to eyeliner

yea

[danahart]

his smile and optimism: gone

UPDATE:

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Qualifying - Lance Stroll

[pidges-lost-robot]

I can't tell if I think Keith is the sort of autistic person that needs so many layers all of the time and bags weighing him down or if he's the sort that will wear as light a clothing with as many pockets as he can manage so he doesn't have to carry much, but tbh I think I'm landing on some sort of cursed mix of the too

[crinkle-eyed-boo]

[princelancey]

Little green racing hood

[prismportrait]

YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS...