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[starlitwixen]

D&D Origins

It's finally finished! I've created a Minecraft datapack for the Origins mod that replaces all of the default origins with ones based on the races and classes from Dungeons & Dragons!

List of Races

Aarakocra

Dragonborn

Dwarf

Elf

Fairy

Genasi

Gnome

Goblin

Halfling

Loxodon

Orc

Tabaxi

Tiefling

Triton

Warforged

Human

List of Classes

Barbarian

Bard

Cleric

Druid

Fighter

Monk

Paladin

Ranger

Rogue

Sorcerer

Witch

Wizard

Commoner

Links

Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/datapack/dnd-origins

If you're interested in learning more, all of the individual race and class features are documented on the D&D Origins Wiki!

If you're interested in following the pack's development, and/or playing on the demo Minecraft server, you can join the official Discord server!

[memser]

[vampires will never hurt you voice] you put the dyke in my heart!

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Listen, I know that I am incredibly privileged to get to pursue this level of education, but I also have to do basic stuff like laundry and professors clearly have not thought of that

[captainpatch]

Really liked how pretty this comic piece I found was so i edited out the dialogue to make it a lock screen

[mechanicaltrickster]

Cecil should win just because I think it's the funniest possible way for reigen to loose this time. Like "oh he'll definitely go to the top and loose to sans again- WOAH AND ITS CECIL WITH A STEEL CHAIR."

Twitter users and people who haven't been here many years don't even know he fuckin existed.

Till this gay man who reads the news radio in a silly lil town with nothing happening in it just appears and knocks him flat out.

[kingvoiddd]

HIIIIIIII I grinded like 18 hours of Genshin to try and catch up to Fontaine and I'm almost there I just had to burn through like a few months worth of content haha (I'm almost out of sumeru trust)

So! Since I have Genshin on the brain, here's some Aether headcanons!!! + some doodles of him bc I love him and also Xiao x Aether canon I am Hoyo I said it myself.

[mosspaceship]

Excuse him, hes yapping

And hes going to eat your soul

[cantsaythetword]

This is a message to everyone who didn't complete tickletober

To those who started strong, but didn't finish

To those who wanted to start, but life got in the way

To those struggling with burnout

To those who posted every day, but don't feel happy with what they put out

You are appreciated.

You are incredible creators.

This does not affect your worth or value as either a writer/artist or as a person.

Tickletober is not about success or failure

It is about the community celebrating the spooky season with each other

Whether you wrote, drew, liked, reblogged, read, viewed, or just were present on the site during this time

Thank you

And well done

You are wonderful

[hauntedboyfriend]

Update on my (mostly) folk punk jacket

Opossum, pentagram, Harley Poe, Mischief Brew, The Front Bottoms, and Night Gaunts patches all made by me. Everything else is thrifted, salvaged, found, or bought from small business.

[hechengs-ass]

He Tian : Please, I'm begging you-

Mo : Are you? If you are were begging, you'd be on your kness.

He Tian :...

Mo : I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! LET GO OF MY PANTS!

[transrightsyamaguchi]

blue lock fic rec list #1 (?)

i always liked when people made long masterlists of fic recs but i haven't seen anyone do it for blue lock yet. at least not recently. so in the spirit of Be The Change You Want To See In The World here's my list.

not in any particular order just going through my bookmarks lol.

sound of breaking down. chigiri-centric, 4k words, rated T.

“Is he dead?” “No, of course not.” A pause. “I hope not.” “Yo, Princess, are you alive in there?” The door rattles. OR Determined to prove himself, Chigiri disregards his health and deals with consequences. None of it is pretty. Set during the neo-Egoist league arc. it's a sickfic. it's a really good sickfic. it hits all the beats i like my sickfics to hit and then some. it's a genfic which is a major bonus. no romantic subplot just chigiri being vulnerable and getting taken care of. there's some sweet moments between him and chris prince that made me melt inside.

2. the rituals are intricate, bro. karasu/otoya, 2k words, rated E.

Otoya offers to groom the homie's wings. Things escalate in ways he did not expect. this is by one of my beloved mutuals but i'd still be recommending it even if it wasn't. great title. there's an "it's not gay with socks on" joke in there. there's the ever-present Otoya Eita Sexuality Crisis. the porn is less sexy and more funny (as tabieita deserves).

3. six facts about lobsters. bachira/isagi, 4k words, rated T.

What it says on the tin. (In fine print: six facts about you.) can't remember if ghost is on tumblr or not but this is another mutual fic. it's a take on the 5+1 format, tracking the bachisagi relationship through lobster facts. isagi's autism radiates through the text. it's so cute and so sweet and so very bachisagi essence. as expected of ao3 user smallghosts (<- the bachisagi essence writer)

4. counting crows on the windowsill. kaiser/ness, 18k words, rated M.

“How much,” you ask, “would you let me do to you?” The feeling of vibration on your fingers comes again, and he is thinking, or perhaps toying with you even more. Your grip tightens on his skin, and Alexis twitches slightly in the grasp. More than once have people told you to learn some patience. “You already know my answer.” “Doesn’t mean I don’t like hearing it in your own words.” Inhale, exhale, and they all fall onto your skin. There is a chill in the room—it is rising up your arms, your neck—but the whole of you is hot. “If it’s you, I’d let you do anything.” Seven snapshots of life through the eyes of Michael Kaiser. this is a longer one but if you have time and you want to feel some Emotions read this one. nskins contain such multitudes and this author understands them so well.

5. shidou-ctionary. shidou/sae, 4k words, rated T.

Contemporary linguists agree that achieving proficiency in a new language requires between six months and four years of study. Itoshi Sae knows better. He has anecdotal evidence to suggest that a person can become fluent in a new language in as little as one week. A week of Shidou Ryuusei's attempts to ask Itoshi Sae on a date: a story in emojis. yet another mutual fic. i can't help it that my mutuals are all extremely talented and correct about everything. it's got some experimental formatting going on and (in my opinion) it looks best on desktop. ft. shidou being shidou and sae being smitten (in the emotionally constipated way that sae is smitten with shidou)

6. puppy love. kurona/kiyora, 9k words, rated G.

Jin doesn’t fight the small smile forming on his face. It’s been a long time since he meshed well with anyone. People tend to avoid him; he avoids them in turn. He stopped caring (or so he had told himself), but he doesn’t hate the weight around his shoulders—doesn’t mind it at all, really. He wraps his hand around Ranze’s wrist, and he laughs along with him. Kiyora Jin has a number of problems. A growing crush on Kurona Ranze is not supposed to be one of them. this was the inaugural fic in the ranjin tag and. not to pat myself on the back or anything. but i beta-read it hehe. another mutual fic. kiyora jin character study before kiyora jin was even a character, with an adorable little romantic subplot. somewhat negated by the Recent Developments in canon but it's still good!!

7. pink light. shidou/sae, 19k words, rated E.

Fifteen years ago, Shidou took a pass from Sae that shattered his knee and ended his career, and Sae hasn't been able to speak to him since - and Sae wants it to stay that way. Deserves for it to stay that way. Unfortunately, the world has other plans for him, courtesy of a little art studio a five minute walk from his new post-retirement apartment. this is not a mutual fic but i'm trying to change that. it's post-canon ryusae ft. cane user shidou (!!) and emotionally constipated sae learning how to live without soccer. not quite old man yaoi but it has the spirit of it.

8. year one. snuffy & lorenzo centric, 3k words, rated T.

"When's your birthday?" Snuffy asks him carefully, moving on to the next field. "Today," Don answers immediately. "Really?" Snuffy looks at him suspiciously. "No," Don replies without hesitation, turning back to a poster describing professional tooth brushing. Snuffy tries not to look at the tense faces of the receptionist and the surgeon peering out of the room. Snuffy's first year of parenthood. what is it about snuffy & lorenzo fics that just hit so different. i swear everyone who writes for them is a genius. this fic is short snapshots of snuffy and lorenzo navigating their newly-formed parent-child relationship and it's heartwrenching and heartwarming and poignant. this writer has a few snuffy & lorenzo fics and they're all wonderful. (she's also on tumblr and writes in-depth lorenzo meta so you Know she understands him)

9. pov: you just want the world to be quiet. itoshi brothers, 4k words, rated T.

his big brother and football have become the only hope to which rin can cling to dream of better days. without them, he only and just remains that little six-year-old boy destroyed by the senseless atrocities of evil hands. hesitated to include this one because the tags are scary but fuck it we ball i do what i want. it's a rewrite of rin's backstory with a darker spin on it and it follows rin and sae's relationship through that lens. as par for the course with pre-canon itoshi studies, it does not end happily. it's incredibly well-done and it will give you Feelings. (this is one of those cases where the author drops a life-changing bombshell of a fic on you and then you go to their profile and there's no bio. there's no public bookmarks. this is their only blue lock fic. they haven't posted anything in a year. who are they)

10. peak male living space. kunigami/chigiri, 3k words, rated E.

Raichi and Kunigami had met at university; playing on the football team, sharing many lectures, and living through the shitshow that was university halls together. It seemed only natural that they’d move in together, and it had been great for the past few of years… Until Kunigami’s new boyfriend asked why he never invited him over to his place, and he was forced to deal with the realisation that he and Raichi have the most boyish disaster of a flat. part of a series but it can stand alone. t4t kunigiri smut. kunigami and raichi are disaster roommates and bachisagi play wingmen. lionel messi makes a cameo in the form of a cardboard cutout. all the kunigiri fics in this series are good but this fic in particular is just so funny.

if you notice any ships or characters Conspicuously Absent it's because they were positively dominating this list at first so i'm planning to make a separate list for only them hehe

there are many more fics that made my soul ascend from my body so i might make another of these

[starlitwixen]

The Good, the Bad, and the Rowdy: D&D Origins Version 1.1.0

This update features several major additions and changes, most notably:

Added the Aasimar race (the good).

Added Tiefling sub-races (the bad).

Added the Kobold race (the rowdy).

Added the Artificer class.

Created a "single-player" version.

Check the version release notes on GitHub for more information: [Main] [Single-Player]

What does "Single-Player" mean in this context?

Good question! The only content of the pack affected in this version is the Artificer and the Wizard; in the main version of the pack, the Infusions you can learn as an Artificer are divided up into different specializations, and the spells you can learn as a Wizard are divided up and made exclusive to various schools of magic, limiting the total number of infusions/enchantments you can learn to encourage diversity within any given server, and to keep any one player from becoming too overpowered. In the single-player version of the pack, this specialization/school division does not exist, and any one Artificer can learn any and all Infusions, while any one Wizard can learn any and all enchantments! While this change is intended to enchance the single-player Artificer/Wizard experience, this doesn't mean this version of the pack must be exclusively used in single-player servers; it's just up to the server admins and their priorities for their players.

List of Races

Aarakocra

Aasimar (New!)

Dragonborn

Dwarf

Elf

Fairy

Genasi

Gnome

Goblin

Halfling

Kobold (New!)

Loxodon

Orc

Tabaxi

Tiefling

Triton

Warforged

Human

List of Classes

Artificer (New!)

Barbarian

Bard

Cleric

Druid

Fighter

Monk

Paladin

Ranger

Rogue

Sorcerer

Witch

Wizard

Commoner

Dependencies

Requires Origins: Classes 1.20.2 fork.

Requires Origins Extra Keybinds.

Requires Pehkui.

Requires Extra Origins ONLY if you intend to play a Halfling and/or a Druid.

Credit

Thanks so much to @chloeisnobody for allowing me to use the Teleportation power from the Better Enderian pack in this pack!

Links

Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/datapack/dnd-origins

Modrinth (Single-Player): https://modrinth.com/datapack/dnd-origins/version/1.1.0-Single-Player

Wiki: https://github.com/starlitWixen/dnd-origins/wiki

Invite to the D&D Origins development Discord server + Minecraft demo server: https://discord.gg/U54EpBnCek

[memser]

gerard was literally seeing the skull whil making hesitant alien

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Just got home after picking up my friend from the airport. Her flight got delayed so I'm back later than I'd expected, but it was worth it to see this little guy hanging out on the door to my building. @markscherz I've been calling it Herbert but I'd bet there's a more scientific name?

[indohyus]

Community x text posts pt. 1 Alternative version of the 🥺 meme and episode numbers under the cut...

In order: S1 E24 "English as a Second Language" S2 E2 "Accounting for Lawyers" S3 E4 "Competitive Ecology" S3 E21 "The First Chang Dynasty" S5 E1 "Repilot" S5 E2 "Introduction to Teaching" S4 E1 "History 101"

@weedpoop @squ1dpee @trobedarchive I hope you don't mind if I tag you. These are my first community memes so I would love to send them to my mutuals for peer review.