“Us Durmstrang students all know how to ice skate. It’s a cardinal sign not to. To the point if you do not know how, before school starts, consider yourself never to enter! That’s just a joke. Least….I think it’s a joke….”
UCR should go through a couple of cycles in the washing machine. Not that it would help with his attitude and personality, it’d just be amusing for him to be the wet, grumpy cat he really is.