#he was born in florida

[v1rginsu1cidal]

[dopeanddiamantes]

[ratatatastic]

"So the Cup party—you know, we with some of the other boys were waiting at Elbo Room for you guys like a bunch of fuckin' plugs! But you go to Chucky's house after—I mean, I know you guys stayed in the locker room for hours, until like 3AM and then you go to Chucky's house. Obviously, there was the amazing stuff on the beach, all around town, Elbo [Room] the next day. That night just being with the boys, being with the families in the locker room, at Chucky's—how special was that?" "Yeah, you know what it was... I think they said—the one day we went back to the rink—I think we had to sign—our owners had to sign every champagne bottle and I think they said there was over 160 champagne bottles? That were—and like obviously not—" "Like empties you mean? Yeah, just like—" "Empties! Like just spraying everywhere! I think you could—like, I had my gear on till about 3:30/4AM. I didn't get home till about 5:30 and guys were still there! You guys probably saw that pic of Carter sleeping on the lawn? Like, I think he might've been one of the last ones there."

Empty Netters | 8.26.24 (x)

and if youre wondering about said lawn pics montys talking about swaggy drunk off his ass plopping down on the grassy area in front of amerant bank arena in the parking lot waiting for his uber 😭😭😭

and he looked so downright pitiful that someone went up to him and gave him a chair to sit on instead and everything about his dazed smile once he recognises the thing in front of him being a chair speaks enough volumes about how absolutely gone he was

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

answer within the next like 2 hours bc I'm making a decision before I go to bed

[weirderscience]

awesome name

[hollywoodsargeant]

x

logan rang the nasdaq exchange (stock market) closing bell in times square today

[grem-archive]

Here to spread more Southern Alfred Gospel:

Let him have the genteel Southern accent up until he gets mad, particularly excited, or just any strong emotion. Then it thickens and he’s standing there sounding like the redneck or hillbilly or Backwoods Bobby you think he deserves to be. He could be a fast-talking Southerner, or a slow-talking one (I can see either happening).

Also give him southernisms! Let my boy say y’all and ain’t. Write some triple and even quadruple contractions into his speech such as y’all’d’ve. He’s the kind to be speaking in a lot of similes or metaphors. Is someone being particularly testy? Alfred is going to ask or simply tell them to “Quit bein’ ugly.” Did someone come up with an agreeable idea? He might exclaim a happy “That dog’ll hunt!” (That plan works!). I want him to throw an out-of-left-field curveball at the other Nations by saying shit like “Well butter my backside and call me a biscuit.” If Alfred’s preparing to do something, he’s fixin’ to go do it. Drop his g’s, let him say ‘an’ instead of and. And do NOT tell him anything along the lines of “Bless your heart.” Those are fighting words. You’re going to catch hands.

[geminusrufus]

and the vezina goes to…

[ask-but-beware-the-consequences]

Say what you will but for me the Nickles song vibe is Lana del Rey.

[desertsquiet]

Gram Parsons and The Fallen Angels - Live 1973 backcover

[athenaalexandria]

My granny is a fucking savage

[bitchy-peachy]

I remember telling a right-winger 4 years ago that I was still voting Biden to get rid of Trump after he told me that my one vote "didn't matter" and wasn't gonna help Biden win. (Actually my district went for Biden for 30- votes and the state went for him and got him votes in the electoral college LMAO)

He threw an epic cussing fit at me despite my "useless one vote".

Remember, people... You might be "one vote" but when we're all together we are many.

I still don't like Biden but I definitely don't want Trump and his bullshit again.

[dopeanddiamantes]

[nympippi]

Okay just hear me out,

Robin loving the sea/ocean and all the creatures in the ocean/sea

And Robin loves dinosaurs 🦕

So you know how Finney would be fascinated with space and knows so much about it to the point he is a walking book/website of every fact and knowledge about space

Yeah Robin is like that BUT with Dinosaurs and the ocean along with the sea creatures

Real and true, he would definitely like the “scary” animals I think like sharks, turtles, and orcas I also think he’d find certain algae cool too!

When him and Finn are exchanging space and sea facts they sound like those little parakeets but chittering about their interests and both being really excited to learn about the other persons facts.

However while Robin does like all ocean beings I think he’d have a burning hatred for dolphins. They remind him a lot of the grabber and he frankly can’t stand looking at one. His mom and uncle took him to Sea World once and he flat out refused to get a picture with the dolphin. Everything else was cool though!

[thebreakfastgenie]

My mom had to explain Anita Bryant to us because of the dig at her in Mañana and she specified that Jimmy Buffett hated Anita Bryant's guts. I think Anita Bryant was personal to both of them as Floridians.

[mejomonster]

I started reading Billy Bat manga by Urasawa Naoki (u may know him as the guy who did Monster) and jesus christ its wild. Absolute experience. Judas and Jesus are in it, so are ninjas, so is lee harvey oswald (technically at least 3), theres a bat thats satire about how evil mickey mouse and disney are, there's lying cartoons galore, there's the civil rights movement, the oppressivr terror of the ku klux klan and the structural damage of segregation and fucked up laws, and the pervasiveness of advertising and the coca cola company ("golden cola") there's real events sprinkled with gratuitious fictional shit about manipulative God Billy Bat (or perhaps "administrator/guide to the human race"), a scroll that could control the world, Fake walt disney has hired killers, the looming brutality of imperialism and corporations buying out poorer areas, killing in other countries and breaking laws and whatever else is needed to acquire what they want, there's a cartoon dog kennedy assasination, a baby kevin inherits the powers of an older kevin, there's ninjas and priests, there's a small town out west full of cowboy larpers who are this comic artists biggest fan club, a secret agent Smith with a heart of gold (one hopes), a teenager named jackie whos seeing visions, there's a good and evil fake "mickey mouse" bat but frankly theyre probqbly both evil cause either way they lie and manipulate to get people to do what they want, judas cameos not only in his jesus arc but as a little kiddo, and like. Im not even halfway done. Einstein JUST showed up.