#he’s a ten but

[gods-favorite-autistic]

He’s a ten but he’s too busy being a swinging space age bachelor man

He’s a ten but he’s in love with a woman on the other side of the earth and when he rages he raps about money in auto tune

He’s a ten but he wants to be Monique Gibeau, a hooker with a heart of black charcoal

She’s a ten but she doesn’t know who she is and her catchphrase is “when a lioness has children-“

She’s a ten but it took a horrible accident for her to realize how goddamn wonderful everything is

She’s a ten but she’s ginger

[hoodie-buck]

he’s a 10 but… pt. 5 (pt. 4 | pt. 3 | pt. 2 | pt. 1)

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[goshikitsutomusmommy]

“HE’S A 10… BUT” HAIKYU!! EDITION

Masterlist Link : Here

He’s a 10… but he flirts like a Wattpad mafia boss thinking you’ll find it hot.

↳ Kuroo, Atsumu (no bc he would wholeheartedly think he scored), Terushima, Daishou

He’s a 10… but he uses baby talk in front of your friends.

↳ Asahi, Tanaka, Hinata, Kindaichi, Bokuto (LMFAOO U CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE), Yamamoto, Goshiki

He’s a 10… but he gives cringy anime villain speeches whenever you argue.

↳ Tsukishima, Oikawa, Atsumu, Daishou (probably breaks down crying begging for forgiveness next too)

He’s a 10… but he posts pictures of you two under cringe couple hashtags.

↳ Tanaka, Nishinoya, Atsumu (and his posts will be at the top top😭😭 not sure if that’s worse or not), Yamamoto, Lev, Bokuto, Goshiki

He’s a 10… but he reads fan fiction of himself “ironically”.

↳ Tanaka, Nishinoya, Oikawa, Atsumu (AND HE’LL BE INVESTED TOOKSHDJSJD)

He’s a 10… but he says “There isn’t enough room in this court for the both of us.” before a match.

↳ the entirety of haikyuu Daichi, Tsukishima, Kageyama, Hinata, Oikawa (i could literally recall him saying something similar once), Atsumu, Futakuchi, Kuroo, Yaku, Yamamoto, Daishou, Ushijima (what is it with captains saying cringy lines😭😭), Tendou

He’s a 10… but he uploads Tiktoks with bad lighting and a black mask with the caption “#Asian #07 #Cute”.

↳ Kunimi, Osamu, Suna (IDC THIS IS CANON LMAODHSJ), Konoha, Kenma (it’s only to promote his streams so i’ll let it slide)

Author’s Note : THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO😭😭😭 i’m not sure if someone else did this idea as well but comment more icks and i’ll do a part 2 <33 also i tried including Kita, Aran, and Akaashi and even make a new section for them but they’re too good to have any icks😭

[queenofbrooklyn]

He’s a ten but he wants to run away to Santa Fe

[janewayseven]

[disastergay]

he’s a ten and he’s hellbent on world domination (sexy) but his dad’s a cop

[cartoonscientist]

he’s a ten but he’s covered in wounds in various stages of healing because he regularly performs amateur dermatological surgery on himself with steel tools

[memesfromthealcove]

[chef-falloutboyardee]

He’s a 10 but he’s not around he’s always looking at men

[antvnger]

“Wait, who? Me?”

Oh hey yeah, I’m all for some more friends @menwithasometimesplan

“I don’t think I’ve met you before though. I’m Scott Lang. Nice to meet you.”

[harm0nianecterepassus]

People: ok, he’s a 10 but he’s a Slytherin

Me: ok so he’s a 20 then…

People: but he’s a-

Me: a 20 i said.

[hoodie-buck]

he’s a 10 pt 4 (pt.1 | pt.2 | pt.3)

here’s a special true crime edition, an extra from the true crime au! happy halloween 🎃

tagging squad below, just lmk if you wanna be added or removed <3

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[notamean-greenbean]

when he’s a ten but he uses XD unironically

[queenofbrooklyn]

He’s a ten but you’ll never guess what he did to the sauerkraut

[thekittyburger]

She’s a ten but won’t watch ofmd

[simptothestars]

he’s a ten but he swam to shore holding onto his older brothers corpse and is now so mentally fucked he won’t touch the girl he loves

(still a ten)