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I will forever love the Jacaranda for giving us that livestream 😭
Also bless mama Rosie for diligently filming and taking flash pics of our darling in her one man band merch 🫶🏽😂
And like can we talk about how POWERFUL Miles’ voice is like my man has no mic and yet he’s louder than a singing along crowd, and always entertaining and involving the fans 🫶🏽🫶🏽🥹
All the hugs 🥹🫶🏽
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thank you for signing everything (including my friends shoe) youre a legend
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See you on the water:
https://youtu.be/ZaU_pn2qJkY?si=-RTFE7kPRHuGkHrF
My death:
https://youtu.be/LjeEATYB6XA?si=SzWcQBBDRgRTa_j9
Time of your life:
https://youtu.be/yYD1dCW3M_E?si=zd8JxMZQ4qu8Ir5X
Those three songs are the bonus tracks from One man Band
#he deserves the world for gifting us his sunshine#miles Kane#04/08/2023#omb release day#little big ray of sunshine#Rosie skinner#Instagram#causing him a small heart attack#Pauline Kane#aunt Helen#Alfie Skelly#he’s our Barbie girl#the bracelets 🥺🥹🫠#he earned that drink#this day will go down in history
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imagine ed using stede's replica of the revenge to play out little scenarios with the cake toppers
#like it's his malibu barbie dream house#he's literally a Barbie girl#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death
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Okay but before the justice league met the rest of the batfam I have a scenario
At one point one of the justice league, prolly Superman catches a ride with Batman for whatever reason and Superman being the goofy man he is, is getting awkward at the quiet notices a cd saying “the bat jams” and so he puts in the disc making a joke about Batman listening to heavy metal before B could even stop.
Superman isn’t sure what he expected but the blaring lyrics or barbie world is certainly not it, he looks over to B with shock written all over his face but Batman will not tell about the fact that the kids had contributed to make that cd for him as a joke, he will not risk the knowledge of his family getting out there, will not risk more potential danger to come there way, and honestly didn’t want to deal with the questions.
And so all he simply says is “mm good song”
Superman is FROZEN, he feels like he discovered a new layer of Batman but he still can’t believe that he owns a disc that’s called ‘the bat jams’ and has barbie world on it, he simply can’t process the information that has just been given to him.
#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#dc#dc comics#justice league#i CANT write for shit#this is just a little crack idea that formed in my head#I was making a Batman playlist#but the only song that’s in it is barbie world#I don’t know why#please don’t try to get answers#Superman later tells the rest and they simply do not belive him#JL: Batman? listening to barbie world?? I’m a barbie girl in a barbie world??? Clark you need some rest this is Batman we’re talking about#Superman: IM NOT LYING I SWEAR IT HAPPENED#Batman: *enters* what is happening?#Hal: Clark he was just tryna tell us you listen to barbie world? as if.#Batman: I don’t listen to music it’s a distraction from our work and is an interference#JL: see ? he doesn’t even listen to music crazy
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Before I went to bed I saw the Youtube notif that TADC was going to Netflix and it INVADED my dreams so vividly I have not had such an episodic sequential serialized cohesive dream in months it was literally its own chapter its own short story
#I was Pomni it was literally Pomni POV#Caine had cooked up some sporty adventure and I was like Ummm...... no#So I found a glitch where I could hide in a technically out-of-bounds area#I had a theory that if I stayed super close to the ground I wouldn't be in the range of Caine's mod powers or whatever#Some random girl was w me I don't think she was important#Anyways I started thinking “This could hurt. When they leave#the map will not have to exist.”#I'd be crushed by the nonexistence of the area I'm in. When they come back I'll load in somewhere slightly different#and be stuck in the walls."#DIDN'T HAPPEN everything was OK#But at some point I was like man... sure is boring and scary. Sure wish my friends were here.#So I ended up finding them anyway LMAO#I told them what happened cuz they were obviously concerned and Caine got his feelings hurt???#Like. surprising moment of clarity. Everyone was shocked and uncomfortable.#Bro was like “I try so hard for U guys 🥺 I just don't get it. Why didn't you just tell me you wanted to stay home??”#Most everyone was like IDC UR OUR JAILER!! CRY ABT IT!! but me and Ragatha were coerced into pity...#Like yeah whatever. Sorry man. I'll be honest next time and not do things that could make me die. I think we were just caught off-guard.#Exchanging glances like “Wow... didn't know he could feel anything!” Like imagine if ur Furby just had an emotional outburst#and felt remorse abt it. WYD.#I think we held his hands or sum cuz all my dreams end like a Barbie movie#Episode ended and I was like Wow :) Great show#Sorta off-topic but the cafeteria today started playing very quiet carnival music for Hoco and I literally felt chills up my back cuz#I had been thinking abt Pommy all day...#I used to be enraptured by clown motif what happened#Did I throw it up#For the best...... for the best.
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I've literally never understood parents who don't let their like... TODDLER age kids play with kids of the "opposite" gender. Like wtf do you think your 3 year old is gonna get up to????? News flash heteros people aren't literally born sexual beings and you don't need to protect your sweet baby girl from the boy from her preschool class.
Which also makes boy/girl friendships later on actually LESS TABOO meaning, if your kid grew up being friends with OTHER GENDERS, they will be less likely to see others solely as potential romantic/sexual objects and can actually have positive normal friendships with people of any sex or gender. Who fucking knew that if you don't treat something as FORBIDDEN then it stops being so appealing, especially if you have a rebellious streak
#its just fucking weird!!!!#like i know im a guy now but when i was little i was allowed to play with anyone of any gender. it wasnt a factor#my first ''friend'' (another baby about my age when i was like less than 1 year old) was a boy!!!#my parents are far from perfect vut at least they didnt treat gender as this all important thing that actually really matters#me and my siblings could do whatever we wanted with our hair and could dress how we wanted and i played with trucks and my brother played#with barbies!!! and guess what only one of us ended up trans and gay as far as i know !!!!!#also my dad took me fishing and taught me how to tie the line and bait the hooks and i sucked at it but he still taught me#he didnt assume i wouldnt want to just cus i was a 'girl' and if i ever showed any interest in mechanical stuff he would have taught me that#my mom taught my other brother how to sew just like she taught me and my sister. it wasnt cus of gender roles it was cus we were creative#our other brother might know too idk!! i havent asked. but my mom was basically a seamstress so she probably taught us all#tho i suck at it unfortunately#anyway point is stop making gender and inter-gender friendships such a big fucking deal and maybe your kid will actually grow up normal#''men and women cant be just friends'' only because you never let boys and girls be friends ☝️ 🤓
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anyways it's canon that naoya loves to pick a fight with his daughter with regarding anything under the sun, and would crawl to your bosom dissolving in woeful tears every time she wins an argument, wondering aloud to you about where she gets that attitude from
#txt's (－‸ლ)#naoya#they'll fight over the better barbie the better movie the better candy the better pet WHATEVER !!!#spoiler he always lets her win of course ...... he just wants a reason for you to cuddle and comfort him......#like yes naoya our daughter is indeed smarter and better than you....no i was never this difficult as a child......#hmm youre right i wonder from who on earth she must have gotten these skills from 😐......#so yes he's unintentionally a girl dad i will DIE ON THIS HILL
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(Reposting this bc oops I got confused about Tumblr layouts)
@the19thduckpotato posted this whole thread about Toshi wearing barbie sunglasses because he's absolutely a barbie girl and I felt the automatic obligation to draw this
It was @xandreath's idea that Toshi absolutely bought tickets to the Barbie movie and wore these with Izuku to go incognito in style. (He was originally going to go with Mic but Mic had last minute change of plans. He tried to think of who else he could bring with him, and then he laughed in embarrassing parent as he dialed up Izuku's number)
(Also bonus idea: Izuku ended up liking the movie more than Toshi did, making him the True Barbie Girl. And Toshi's totally not jealous of that title. Nuh uh. No way)
#izuku's doing his best to be confident but he's a nervous awkward 15 year old#we love both our barbie girl dorks
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hi quick frosty sketch bc i’m infatuated w his insane messy post game hair
#this barbie has hair like a toddler that just woke up from a nap !#i haven’t drawn anything in sooo long#but here he is our brown eyed girl 💖#morgan frost#mine#art
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the Barbie movie but make it our flag means death.
with tons of alternate versions of Jeff, Ed’s alter ego.
He’s an accountant.
he’s an innkeeper.
He owns and operates a bar and Grill and gift shop with fishing equipment.
he’s Mr. Jeff fucking Bonnet, loving husband and cocaptain to Stede Bonnet…
He’s the terror of all seven seas…
He can be anything!  there are so many career options!
#he’s a Barbie girl in a Barbie world#and I adore him#edward teach#jeff#our flag means death#our flag means death season two#our flag means death S2
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thinking about when i had such intense phantom limbs as a kid i told my math teacher about it
#like. I've had phantom wings since i was a CHILD and I'm not even kidding#i remember specifically saying 'i pretend to have wings so much that i can just Feel them there all the time now'#and he reacted in a way where he didn't want to tell me that's weird bc i was a Kid but also he totally thought it was really weird#which. was a reaction i knew very well at the time. that kind of quiet 'i dont know how to react to that but ok'#the trying not to make a weird face about it#so i shut up about it ever since! and then when i was 20 i found out what otherkin was#i remember them specifically being pegasus wings too we've always loved pegasi it was entirely bc of the barbie movie#i can't remember what the term is. for when you're A Fucking Lot of things all at once? poly something?#but we've always been like that#our first OC was plural coded and otherkin coded to the absolute max it was insane#and she was fully and entirely a self insert (at the time. nowadays she's her own guy)#but like. she could absorb souls on the brink of death and communicate with them inside her head#and she could shapeshift into any of those souls' forms at will#and she was supposed to be some kind of chimera#her 'true form' that i made of her was just all of her different forms crammed into one body#like. one owl wing one dragon wing. a dolphin tail. a fox paw and a pegasus hoof. scales mixed with fur. human shaped body. horns#if we weren't a system at the time then we were at least REALLY REALLY susceptible to becoming one we've always been Like This#and I'm willing to say i was an otherkin kid in the same way i say i was trans before i knew what that was#i didn't say I Am A Boy i just said I'm the closest a girl can get to being a boy (a tomboy)#i always leaned towards boys interests and boyish things. in the same way i taught myself to walk like a cat and meow convincingly#(to a point where i meowed once and my sister yelled at me to put the cat down if she's meowing. i was not holding a cat)#i didn't know what being otherkin was but i spent about as much time as possible being as animal as i could get#and i got offended when my friends didn't want to be animals with me. i had a lot of Horse Girl friends as a result#(hard to avoid horse girls in the middle of rural ohio tbh)
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everyone saying they went full pink to the barbie movie when both my bf and i went with black shirts and dark jeans plus had we not been pressed for time, i would have painted his nails black and done his makeup to match mine
#deadass brought my eyeliner pencil mascara and nail polish to do a whole ass makeup session in the shopping#and had i had black lipstick you bet ur ass id bring it and we'd both be wearing it#we just thought itd be funny to have the contrast#he asked me the day before but we did not have time bc of our friend and it was disappointing 😔 hed look so pretty#me @ myself: girl shut the fuck up#barbie movie#barbie
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every single fictional character i like should split and have mood swings like me. "ohhhhh but it's not canotical" "ohh they have good control over their emotions and stable views on the world" i don't fucking care. i see cq in his fake desert i see klavier's control dialogue i see dahlia and her serial murders and komaeda and the gun literally fuck with me right now. we need to stop being cowards about our fictional character headcanons i think everyone should kill people always because i can't
#neg#omg am i having an episode right now is this episode coded is that what we're doing oh my God should we tell all your friends#should we call the president oh my God mare is having an episode right now guys don't freak but it's finally happening aaaahhh#we've been waiting forever but our queen's finally back she's having an episode oh my God we stan like crazy oh my God i'm calling everyone#can we have a cake at the episode tell me we're having cake at the episode i'm buying a cake it's official girls oh my God AAAH#she's so crazy LOVEEE her. oh my God!!!#anyway i think my blond bitch rockstar fave should get to kill the titular character!#sorry i hate the fucking name censoring in tags i'm trying to ween off of it cause it's like not accessible tee bee aych#but like i need to speak my truth so we're doing epithets#he should literally get to kill him and rip his carpet up WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABT IT#they all make him cry or whatever this isn't the right blog for this but i've got images okay#enough crying enough consolation hugging where's my apology only for it to not be accepted and things to be fucking over#where's MY catharsis you know. this barbie needs catharsis!#i'm super light headed i should super stop posting but like who am i going to text in these conditions#the answer is nobody nobody wants to text my phone like they can blow it up it's fine w/e#i'd make instagram stories but it'll be like a whole thing and they'll report me again for mental illness#i'm going to stop apologizing for having breakdowns publicly actually. if you were like this you would too.#actually maybe you wouldn't because you'd be soooo well adjusted well i'm a weak bitch like actually#and my bones are fucking breaking right now so i'm gonna tell everyone about it <3#i licherally don't want to damage public property now and by that i mean my room LMAOOOO#this is nawt public property but the paints so nice
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Convincing the douche in my dnd group that not everyone character I play is a self-insert and therefore cannot be expected to be “Percy-like” with their decision making/character quirks all the time challenge 2023
#So worried about the masks new generation game we’re about to start#Bc I wanna play a really fem cheerleader girl who’s in the running for prom queen and balances that with being a superhero#but I’m so worried he’s gonna just be an asshole as usual bc he plays ttrpg like building the strongest possible character is how to win#our dm can’t do much about him either bc inner group drama I’m not part of#do I think he’ll misgender me? Not really. Do I think he’ll be rude because I wanna play a Barbie Doll-esque character? Yes. 100%
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the thing that gets me about about barbie is that barbie land wasn’t even purposefully a matriarchy, barbie land came about because of the way little girls were playing with their barbies, it wasn’t created by mattel it was created by the people using the toys, so the fact that the barbies ignored the ken’s and had girls night every night wasn’t because they had some bias against him, it was just an accurate depiction of how kids play with barbies. I had some ken dolls as a child and they were essential to the plot in the sense that of course my barbie has a boyfriend because that represented the world i saw around me, but also he didn’t have any purpose in my dream world because i was only interested in what the girls were doing because they represented me and how i wanted to be, I wanted girls night every night I wanted the girls to be president and austronauts and not because of some inherent feminist idea but because I was a girl and I wasn’t thinking about boys, ken was an accessory. this movie wasn’t made to change the world but it showed a different perspective than what we usually see which I thought was fun. Men don’t have to be the centre of all our stories and its not even because we hate them, sometimes we’re just not thinking about them
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ken is the type of boyfriend to want to surprise me with my favorite pastry (donuts) to cheer me up but doesn't know which one i'd want the most so he just gets all of them. comes home with 15 dozen boxes. we end up having to share them with the entirety of barbieland or else they'll go bad (hey, if plastic milk can expire, so can plastic donuts)!
driver brings home apple pie bc he assumes it's my favorite. it's not. well, apple is my favorite pie flavor, but pie itself is not my favorite pastry.
...but i would never tell him that, bc i love our routine of eating apple pie together at our favorite diner at two in the morning and i'd be sad if that ever stopped. sure, we could get donuts at 2am, but it wouldn't be the same. the fact that he'd go out of his way to drive us to a diner and sit us down and drape his jacket over my shoulders while sharing a slice of pie with me -- i dunno. it's nice.
#if the ice cream at the beach is free im assuming the donuts would be too#you think Tall Ken paid for his own ice cream when he bought himself and Beach Ken ice creams? please.#Kens have no money they have no car they have no job they have no house they have no crotch they have NOTHING#except my unconditional love and support 24/7#if ken ever has to buy anything he's on his knees begging barbie 'PLEASE BARBIE WILL YOU BUY DONUTS FOR OUR SWEET GIRL???'#but he'll say her name like Ryan did when he was running toward her at the bus stop --#BARBAY!!! BARBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! ...y'know like that.#god i need to watch the movie again#i watched it last night but i need it AGAIN#love notes#💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́-#💕♬♪ ♡ I do nothing but think of you - ̗̀💙🔨 ̖́-#every time driver says 'i got you pie... it's your favorite :)' im like uh huh :)#looking him right into those ocean blues and lying. yes it's my favorite. how'd u know babe??#if i ever told him i'd prefer donuts or cake he would change the routine surely#but where's the fun in that when i look at apple pie with so much fondness now#just like i used to not care for skittles but now i like to eat them every now and then#because Six eats skittles and Ryan talked about how Six would eat skittles in the field#i love associating food with F/Os i love them urging me to eat and to eat well#i'll be laying in bed feeling awful and then i'll think... 'barbie would want me to eat' so it makes me get up#hey whatever works right!!#woof#love notes: driver ♡#love notes: ken ♡
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i remember playing with barbie as a young girl and we didn't have a ken and all the other dolls we had were too short for barbie. height was our metric to pairing up dolls. so barbie's boyfriend was optimus prime. they were very happy together and she rode on top of his trailer and officiated weddings while he doubled as the podium
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