#he’s right though

[happypeachsludgeflower]

“When did you become an old married couple?”

[remersgf]

Have you seen that one interview with trey parker where he asks this girl if her friend that’s obsessed with him has issues with her father LOOLL

YES LMFAOOO

[childishfirmino]

when joel said how much he loves friends and the office and two and a half men i immediately thought of what virgil said in the last hot or not video

[carrotcakecrumble]

NO SEASON 3 GIRLS NOOOO

[boxbug]

i am being bullied

[violetta-incorrect-quotes]

Leon, to Tomás: Every time you move it causes a problem

[waugh-bao]

"The Stones are such a weirdo chemical mixture of people, such an unlikely bunch. Charlie's been embarrassed for 25 years."-Keith Richards, 1985

[joelsfarabee]

pleaseee the scream i let out

[probablygayattorneys]

@vaptainhammer leaking designs from the next Ace Attorney smdh

[the-phony-king-of-england]

Dude same situation, in fact it's already exam day for me ,😭😭 what would Fenny say to us stressed out semi-coping students?

Ah, good luck today Rivero! Lemme just get him-

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Ah! Darling! I came as soon as I heard.

My biggest piece of advice would be to put yourself first. Why, a burnt out student can't accomplish a thing! Take some time, read a nice book, make a pot of earl-grey. Having a clear head will help tremendously, take it from this old coot.

~~

He, um, never went to high school…

[starsstuddedsky]

watching gose this morning and my dad said “it just sounds like a bunch of shouting in korean”

[radroller]

“Quit being jerks to the rookies” i say after standing over one dangling over a magma pit.

[ourlordguyfieri]

Naruto confirmed as a major transphobe. The radfems and the gays just can’t keep getting away with it.

[3nglandnt]

when the worst person you know makes a good point… if i ever got told this id deactivate

[bornafter1993]

the fucking accompanist at school that i practice with told me that one of my private lesson songs was a good choice for me because i have a young voice.. man fuck you i don’t love you anymore

[violetta-incorrect-quotes]

Angie: I’ve noticed a trend in life

Angie: The larger a thing is, the more likely it is to be evil. This applies to companies, people, and mountains

Pablo: Except for dogs, who are the exact opposite

Angie: Fine that’s the only exception