#he’s so happy wearing that frog hat 😭

[oswaldcobblepotssugardaddy]

Jerome Valeska, Jervis Tetch, and Ed Nygma with a gn!witch!reader (I know the ask said fem but I didn’t really write it with a gender in mind)

Jerome Valeska

You guys first meet in the circus

You’re new and HES SO INTERESTED IN YOU BRO

but he doesn’t believe you at first

Until he throws you an apple and tells you to turn it into a frog as a joke AND YOU DO

Then he’s all over you, asking you to cast spells on people and turn stuff into other stuff.

Later on when you guys are dating and he’s out of the circus you guys are unstoppable.

You’re turning the GCPD’s guns into water guns and Jerome loves it.

If you aren’t really into violence and murdering, Jerome just has you help him by casting spells on people to slow them down so he can do whatever.

If you are into all that, you guys spend so much time thinking about the funniest way to kill someone.

He mostly uses your powers to play pranks on people though.

Jerome has endless questions about what you can do, how to cast spells, and how you got your powers.

He makes you wear a witch costume whenever you guys are committing crimes and he thinks it’s the funniest thing ever.

But you guys are inseparable, no matter if you’re in Arkham, committing crimes, or just chilling, you guys are always together after you’re dating.

Jervis Tetch

YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT TOGETHER

You guys meet a little after Alice dies, he finds you practicing your spells and thinks it’s amazing.

He considers you his king/queen/lord of hearts.

After he finds you practicing your spells, he asks you to come to a special tea party

At the tea party, he asks questions about your spells and about being a witch.

He asks if you would like to work with him.

If you accept, you guys cause so much chaos.

If you deny, he’ll have to hypnotize you unless you can convince him otherwise.

So you’re pretty much stuck with him no matter what.

When Jervis is put into Arkham, you eventually find a spell to get him out, and you guys lay low in your house for a while.

This means tea parties everyday, a talking white rabbit, and him ranting about how much he loves you.

Until you guys finally decide to go back and commit more crime, of course.

He’s just confused on how this is possible

Ed’s seen a lot but never someone who can do actual spells

Asks you a riddle and when you get it wrong he mumbles “maybe next time make a spell that makes you smarter”

He doesn’t really believe in witchcraft and all that, so it takes a little convincing.

A long time after you guys are friends, he will eventually ask you for a spell that will bring back Kristen or Isabella.

When you tell him that you can’t do that, he almost breaks down in tears and you have to comfort him.

He realizes he’s in love with you when he looks up at you while you’re comforting him and you’re just trying to make him feel better.

You guys finally get together, and he seems so happy.

Ed gets you a green witches hat with a question mark on it.

If you put it on HE WILL BE SO HAPPY

You, him, and Oswald are the best villain trio

Idk i feel like your villain name would be the green witch

WHEN YOU BUY HIM STUFF YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO ADD A QUESTION MARK OR A RIDDLE INTO THE STUFF

He keeps it forever :)

And he buys you spell books as well as things you like

He doesn’t want to abuse your powers so he doesn’t try to get you to use them as much as everyone else.

He’s so careful with you bro its adorable

SORRY IF THIS WASNT THAT GREAT I WROTE THIS IN THE CAR WHILE HALF ASLEEP 😭

Request Here!

Tags: @jervis-tetch-my-beloved @gotham-swag @mazoga-the-dork @teh-vampire-bunny and one more it won’t let me tag

[nightowlqueen]

Pride Weekend Highlights

On The Way To The Parade:

When we were boarding the Metro someone all decked out in rainbows noticed my pins/buttons and said they liked them. They asked me if I wanted any flags since they noticed my Bi Ace button. They didn't have any bi one's left so they gave me the Ace one to go along with my Progress Pride flag from the library, which was so sweet and nice of them!

The Parade:

1.A lesbian and gay couple were in front of us and we learned that one of the guys is a ballerina.

2. When someone was throwing out plastic flower necklaces the guys caught them, but there were actually two stuck together. One of the guys tried to give them the second one, but one of the lesbians said "this one's for you"and when the guys were like "Oh, you don't want one?" One of the girls said "it's okay, I'm gonna get laid later" and the guys lost it.

3. Free mom hugs.

4. I might have ended up on TV? The media cameras came in for close ups on our area several times. (I was wearing a mask so no one's gonna know it's me lmao)

5. They're was a little kid following one of their parents or guardian around on a little bike and everyone was beside themselves over how cute it was.

6. A black person in a micro bikini who'd been dancing before the Parade even started was eventually briefly allowed onto the route to show off.

7. There was an English guy behind us who was so excited to see the UK embassy float at the Parade cause he felt alone in a sea of Yanks and didn’t know they’d be there. But he also said, regarding the UK, that “they’re a bunch of cunts anyway” 😭

8. My brother and I actually got interviewed once we left the Parade to get ice cream by the Taiwan LGBTQ org!

The Festival:

1.My county's Equality org was there! (my local area isn't having Pride until October) I got a membership form from them.

2. One of the ladies running the stand noticed my Nasa Logo Ace tank top and asked where I got it.

I told her it's from Etsy and that while I couldn't remember the seller that if she looks up Pride Shirts she can find them.

She said her daughter's Ace and is always complaining that "they don't make any ace stuff" and that she'll be very happy knowing my Ace tank top exists.

3. Lifeline Comics was there! I donated to the Kickstarter for theit Bi visibility zines! And I told them so when I went to say hi. I got a signed copy of volume 1 of Haunting (which I hadn't realized was by them) I would have brought my copies of the Bi Anthologies if I'd know they'd be there!

4. There was a pop up library that's headquartered not to far from where I live. I got a card from them and they publish a zine with poetry and flash fiction submissions.

5. Saw my first Drag performance!!!

6. Got a gay frog pin, a bi heart pin, a hat with rainbows going around, and some rainbow sunglasses.

7. The lady at the gay frog pin station noticed my "No TERFS at Pride" button and gave me a "My Patronus fights TERFS" sticker "If I wanted it" cause she saw the button and assumed I would.

I took it to be polite cause it was well meant, but I put it away as I DO NOT want anything to do with Harry Potter or JKR anymore.

8. Got a T-Shirt and picked up and info pamphlet fro the Rainbow Railroad.

8. My brother bought me a hand made mushroom hat that reminded me of the one's in Tears of The Kingdom.

10. I was allowed to take a picture of dude in the prettiest Cinderella drag I've ever seen!