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#he’s so ridiculous
kkatsukiswife · 8 months
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I’ve been obsessing over sub gojo for a while (and you know that’s the only way I’ll take him) and I just fucking love how he drops the strongest-of-them-all facade the second you touch his skin. But also coworker gojo who turns into a fwb and fucking loses his shit!
This boy is so touch deprived and I bet he used to fuck around as a young adult (19-22) but he’s going into his thirties now and he’s busy he has work to do children to take care of etc etc
He can’t satisfy his needs and fill the void in his heart like he used to back then. And then he meets you and you like him enough to fuck him brainless.
Sub gojo who whimpers and moans and begs in your arms and then acts all cocky at work. But also sub gojo who finds it harder and harder every day to be near you without needing you.
His body betrays him and he’s a teenager again, sporting a boner whenever you greet him with a kiss on the cheek. Sub gojo who desperately jerks himself off in the teacher’s bathrooms during lunch break because he saw you bend down to grab a book.
Sub gojo who eventually approaches you at work begging to be fucked, to end with his misery and have him bent over his desk while your hand wraps around his cock. And he has to muffle out a cry, praying none of the kids hear his loud ass.
Gojo is still a smooth bastard, flirting with you and getting you riled up on purpose. You take him home and give him just what he wants.
And if he’s a little bit in love with you, so what? You’ll still fuck him dumb, lover boy or not, and that’s all he needs.
Yes he’s a bit obsessed with you maybe, but you don’t seem to mind. He starts joining you for dinner at your house, staying the night eventually turns into spending the weekend together. He studies your personal interests and takes notes of the things you like and hate.
You’re not dating though, Gojo doesn’t date. He’s too busy, too pretty, too great for you. You wouldn’t want that, you don’t want him really. With all his depressing past and troubled present and probably cursed future.
And he doesn’t want you either! Fuck no! You’re just hot and that’s the end of it, just a friend with benefits type of situation.
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timeladies · 6 months
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10 when rose mentions that he might have to get a house and settle down: 😨💀🤢
10 after being imprisoned by the master and watching him torture and murder innocent people: hmm. Maybe we should settle down. Find a nice planet. Save our species from extinction
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maxsix · 27 days
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You know what? I lied. I might go see Dune Part Two again purely to watch Austin Butler be ridiculous on screen in black and white. Now I’m not saying he’s my favourite part of the movie but that exactly what I’m saying.
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justplainmels · 1 year
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cqmilless · 11 months
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smallville clark kent is so funny because he decided to start saving people but continued to wear the same shirt and jacket that he wore almost every day for like 3 years straight and expected not to get caught
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samyelbanette · 2 days
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I would fund it if I could. 🦈 🦈🦈
From Samy’s TikTok page. March 26th, 2024.
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leonsliga · 6 months
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gimmethatagustd · 9 months
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ohts tae not to tease you but… just the thought of you purring to my ears all the bad things you’d do to me is making me squeeze my 🍒 and slippery wet and squirmy and whiny and needy and and just, ugh😩 come help me?🥺
“See, this is what I’m talking about. Confident, creative, descriptive. Polite, even. Give me that face and I’ll do anything you want.”
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cheesepaw · 1 year
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blackclaw is such a hater and it’s so funny cause he’s like that til he dies
-stubborn enough to be rude towards fireheart and graystripe after they save the lives of his kits and accuses the two of stealing them, even though riverclan is literally flooding and both fire and gray are soaking wet
-protests against windclan wanting to drink water and accuses them of wanting to steal riverclan prey (despite nobody from the three other clans knowing how to fish)
-helps hawkfrost spread rumors about mistyfoot behind her back (she’s his mate btw)
-thinks that brook should be exiled from riverclan because she chased a squirrel over the shadowclan border
-yells at mistyfoot for voicing her opinion
-thinks that onewhisker and ashfoot should die so mudclaw can become leader
-tries to get pouncetail to kill an innocent shadowclan warrior
karma is real though cause he chokes on mud in mothwing’s secret 😭
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funky-demon2 · 2 years
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I redrew cakehole piss from this exact scene because he’s so ridiculous and he’s so underrated 😭
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fcntasmas-archive · 2 years
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my dad: they speak english in jamaica, right?
my brother: yeah
my dad: why?
my brother: they were colonized by the english
my dad: wow
my dad: and we got the fucking spaniards huh
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honeybeeps · 2 years
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“dazai must have blabbed” my guy you’re standing upside down on the ceiling right now be fr
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silvercrane14 · 2 years
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im so obsessed w izumi now btw hes so so so funny
He is!!! He’s my favorite silly little guy
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naughtydogg · 4 months
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man it’s too early for my dad to be pulling his bullshit
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mintypsii · 1 month
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what is this guy's issue 😭
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oifaaa · 7 months
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People will try to convince you Jason Todd is the impulsive doesn't think before he acts type of guy and its funny bc Jason is almost comedic in how fucking long it actually takes this boy to plan out anything
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