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misplacedgamer · 9 months
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Utterly fascinated by just how useless Yoshida is when he’s not using his octopus powers-he literally cannot get Asa or Denji to do anything he wants them to do. It’s such a hilarious contrast- Makima’s iron grip she had on the rest of the cast in Part 1 vs Yoshida not even being able to stop Denji from eating cake
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yeraskier · 2 years
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you ever think about how jaskier has literally been in love with geralt for more than half his life and lose your fucking mind
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narcotic-ka · 2 months
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He is such a creature
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firefliesandfuckery · 2 years
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me, taking the biggest L of my life: matt murdock behavior
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welcometohale · 2 months
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Observe:
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the1bidding · 6 days
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Gregory is such a little bitch I can’t wait for everyone to see him
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richiekirschs · 1 year
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I’m a lesbian but god the things I would do to Ethan Landry
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Dr. Fang is my favorite 80’s Batman villain because they built him up for months and months to be the big bad kingpin of Gotham crime, but when Batman got bored of fighting him, they dropped his ass like algebra class.
Like his backstory was so unnecessarily flavor-blasted. He was a vampire, and then he was a Shakespearean actor, and then he was a heavyweight boxing champion. And this was all revealed over the course of like 2 issues. He spent one issue being horribly racist for NO REASON.
Then! Then!! Dr. Fang gets jealous and walks in on Batman fighting with a badder, cooler villain… AND HE IS IMMEDIATELY SHOT DEAD. Months and months of build up and then he just fucking Dies in the middle of someone else’s story arc.
Okay but the best part about Dr. Fang’s death is that Robin!Jason and his adoptive mom Rolled his corpse up in a carpet and fucking dumped his body in Robinson Park. They didn’t even call Gordon or the GCPD!!! They just dumped his flop body in the duck pond and moved on with their lives😂😂😂
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johngravessimcoe · 11 months
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ok but you have no idea how much i appreciate the why should you date simcoe asks like. YES I GET TO MAKE HIM BE SAPPY AND CUTE // link
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— he is a STUPID FUCKING NERD! yes, you may say “but Hewlett likes astronomy and also (gestures at the entirety of André)”, and simcoe does Not like to admit this at all, but HE IS NO BETTER THAN EITHER OF THEM. what kind of idiot loser likes to paint? and likes gardening? and plays the cello?!??!!!??? and writes godawful poems???? seriously, simcoe is such a loser and he hates talking about it. but maybe he’ll be a loser for you ;)
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m0thth0ts · 1 month
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Guys I wish I could bite Quinn in the face for what he did to me
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ebongrove · 3 months
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cozylittleartblog · 1 month
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valentines newsletter ???? ?? HELLO ???????? ?????? ? ????
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More random Nimona headcanons
Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 
Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 
His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 
Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 
Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway
And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 
One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 
Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 
Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure
Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 
And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 
Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 
But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day
Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in
And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”
He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 
One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 
There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 
And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)
And made Ambrosius sit through it 
That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time
Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 
There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 
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He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 
She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 
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He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 
And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it
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magnusthepuppet · 11 months
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saw this headcanon on another post and i had to draw it.
…it was also an excuse for me to draw waffles…
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 5 months
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Eli: Can I get some advice? Like, flirting advice?
Stiles: Szczenię, I wooed your old man with sarcastic bitchiness and ideas for murder.
Eli: ...never mind.
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Eli: Dad, can I get some dating advice?
Derek: I didn't realise I was dating your Ta for the first six months. I gave him deer teeth as an anniversary present.
Eli: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Eli: Hey, Dziadek?
Sheriff Stilinski: It took me a year to realise your babcia was flirting.
Eli: OH, COME ON!
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lesbianpegbar · 1 year
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i love aki bc he truly is only seen as the normal one bc he is surrounded by freaks. like in any normal social setting aki is a fucking weird loser. he fist fought a 16 year old in an alley bc the kid didnt care about his job enough. he stuck gum on a womans back and extensively bragged about how much he owned her. the only thing he thinks or talks about is a half-cooked vengeance plot thats been brewing in his underdeveloped brain for like a decade. this man is a mess. he is a freak hiding in a herd of other freaks to camouflage himself.
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