#he's a precious noodle and must be protected at all cost

[drama-glob]

Sir Pentious just keeps getting more and more precious. ^_^<3<3<3

[herstoriies]

Barnaby, Holmes, Javert for the Baroness: 🔪 - protect, attack, fight side-by-side with.

meme: THREE (3) CHOICES ; absolutely accepting!!

Protect

... Barnaby at all costs!! In all AUs Barnaby must be protected, I don't make up the rules. xD I mean, who wouldn't want to protect a precious cinnamon roll that's also a man of virtue AND boss vampire hunter? He's like a cuddly teddy bear with bear claws . Plus, since Baroness currently has some moral & vampire-related issues... she certainly needs someone like him in her life!

Fight side by side

... with Holmes. This was a tough one (between Holmes & Inspecteur Sideburns), ngl! Given the choice, however, Baroness needs would prefer the force to be reckoned with and mind palace that's Holmes as an ally (or at least truce/partner or frenemy rival what have you) over a direct enemy. If you can't beat them outsmart them, join them, c'est vrai? Also, their fighting together would make for an incredible scene! Whether that be literal physical combat and/or intellectually fighting alongside him!

Attack

... so that leaves attacking Javert. 😂 Although, lol, Baroness wouldn't exactly want to pick a fight with a monolith like him! That said, I could have sworn waaay back we wrote/noodled something with Javert pursuing the escaping Baroness into a dramatic confrontation-standoff involving pistols and his Savate vs her Bartitsu?? 👀🍿

So it seems only natural that this flavor of the Wolf and the Fox bare their teeth a little more... physically~ But! If you ask Baroness, “attack” here is left open to interpretation, and she’d much prefer declaring she’d gladly “attack” Javert any day if it involved witty banter, clashing of wits and wills, and her signature barrage attack... blowing a kiss Javert’s way 😘

@reverdies

[sweetpeapoppy]

Brendon’s hair journey has been a trip

[qxmaneo]

𝐪 » a character exploration.

001. what is your muse’s full name and do they have any nicknames?

well, whose name do you want? in 1938, this body belonged to a dryad who was born with the name jung kyuhyun. in 1949, the dryad lost all memory and was assimilated into his adoptive family under the name quinn alvarez, and he didn’t discover his birth name kyuhyun until years later as he dug through his parents’ files. the demon who currently inhabits the body is simply named q, a name picked out by quinn himself to give to the mysterious voice in his head. q can’t remember what name he went by before turning up in quinn’s body, but he’s sure he must have gone by something. legally, at current, his name is registered as quinn jung, as he dropped his adoptive parents’ last name before he moved back to korea, but he didn’t feel attachment to the name kyuhyun like he did quinn. such a long story only to come to the conclusion that q is in control, and he likes to be called q. nothing more, nothing less.

002. what do they look like? include hair, eyes, skin tone, tattoos, etc. !

q is one of the least intimidating people you will ever meet, standing at 5′6″ with a lack of muscle mass and some of the cutest fairy-like features you’ll ever see. though he was born with a common fae coloring– pastel pink hair and deep blue eyes– he opts to constantly dye his hair a different color to distance himself from his fae identity, and currently, he has it dyed black. the blue eyes can stay though, he likes those. other than his binary veritas tattoo, he has a snake wrapped around his other wrist and a knife and rose on his upper arm.

003. do they have any distinguishing features such as scars, unique birthmarks, etc.?

( tw: self harm??? ) q has multiple burn scars from where he has pressed iron against his skin on multiple different occasions in order to cause quinn pain. he’s done it for various reasons, the most serious of which being that quinn forcibly took over to stop him from killing a target, and the most petty of which being that he just wouldn’t shut up when q had a headache. sure, the burns hurt q as well, but the satisfaction of quinn apologizing for whatever he’d done and going silent for a few hours (maybe a few days) is worth it.

004. what is your muse’s friends and family like? who do they usually surround themselves with?

to be entirely honest? q doesn’t really consider himself to have friends nor family. he usually surrounds himself with the members of his gang, but even then he doesn’t truly consider any of them friends.

005. who would you consider the closest person to your muse?

undoubtedly, quinn. as at odds as the two are, quinn is the one person q will go to any means to protect. is that because they share a body and anything that kills quinn would kill him as well? maybe. but there’s also just something about spending your entire life with someone, unable to separate yourself from them, that cultivates a sort of sibling-like bond.

006. where was your character born and what was their living situation growing up there?

quinn was born in seoul, though neither quinn nor q remember ever living in korea before they moved there after high school graduation. for however long they can remember, they grew up in upstate new york in a fairly large family of adopted supernatural children, all with different unique characteristics which set them apart from others of their respective species. their adoptive parents had always been cold and methodical, never quite giving them the kind of attention that one would associate with a kind and loving household. 

007. what is your muse’s biggest fear and does anyone know? if so, who, and if not, why not?

q likes to think that he has no fears. no true fears, at least. he avoids death at all costs, but wouldn’t be afraid should his time be upon him. he does not fear failure, only lets it fuel him to do better next time. the only thing he’d say he’s truly afraid of is feeling powerless. does that automatically make it his biggest fear? maybe.

008. has your muse ever fallen in love before? if so, with who? did it end well?

... no. q thinks love is fake and irrational.

009. what would you find in your muse’s refrigerator right now?

fruits, vegetables, and lots of noodles. q is a vegetarian, and dishes with noodles or bread are his absolute favorite. he’s not home very often, and when he’s out he usually stops by restaurants or orders takeout to his office, so his kitchen is truly sort of bare. but the snack foods that he does stock up on are there for when he needs to stress eat his way through leader things or when quinn finally gets time to breathe and curl up with a bag of popcorn and his favorite novel.

010. what does your muse usually wear? you can describe, link pictures, etc. !

here !!!

011. what is your muse’s strongest memory that they carry around?

the most vivid memory q has is of him trying to destroy quinn’s tree. this particular memory is so strong because it’s the exact moment that he realized there was no separating himself from quinn. everything that quinn felt as limbs were hacked off of his precious tree, q felt as well. that was the moment that the permanence of his predicament truly set in. 

[lordmegadumb]

What are they like when cuddling? (TFP Deceptions)

Soundwave x Reader

He loves cuddles! But, he’s also a nervous cinnamon roll. He won’t even touch you in such a manner unless he’s absolutely sure you’re okay with it. Once you give him permission, (or coax him into making the first move) he will be all over you! He’ll use his noodle arms too! XD

The noodle arms are only used to secure you to his side to be protected from any outside source and to make sure you can’t easily escape. He always finds it amusing to see you struggle to get away when you have to get to work done. After seeing you struggle and whine a little, Soundwave will put on a laughing emoji and let you go. You’ll pout at him but you won’t get angry at him at all, finding it also amusing as well to see Soundwave playfully trying to make you stay with him.

He’s really gentle and careful with you. You are his love and someone very special so you are a must protect at all costs! However, it can be a little too much and he’ll end up delaying some of his work. Luckily, he’s able to get it all done really quick. (Cause he’s just that good.)

Lord Megatron doesn’t mind the delays, knowing full well Soundwave will get the work. It also gives him time to take a break without his TIC giving him constant reports. Oof. Starscream is a little jealous that the Deception leader is lenient with the silent mech but he’s quickly put into his place by not only Megatron, but Soundwave as well!

No one gets in his way when it comes to spending precious time cuddling you!

Soundwave is a lovely mech, always willing to put down his work for you, only to a certain extent however. He won’t pay attention to you whatsoever in front of Megatron! Never! Unless you’re relaying something to him and the warlord. You respect that restriction, knowing Soundwave admires and is very loyal to his long time friend and leader.

This mech will love you till the day he offlines!

[thecharmingknightemma-moving]

like this post and I’ll pick a sentence from this meme and turn into a short starter (one liner or with a bit of context)

you can specify your muse(s) and everything else if you want (fandom, what is Emma)

some sentences might need to be adjusted to work

I’ll copy them under read more as well in case the post disappears:

‘  i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)  ’ ‘  let me just flirt with you and be a brat and send you cute half nudes.  ’ ‘  blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we are literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.  ’ ‘  touch id is pissing me off. ‘try again’ the fuck? it’s me with a lil chicken grease.  ’ ‘  call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me.  ’ ‘  healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake.  ’ ‘  me to my alarm in the morning: i was literally sleeping but go off i guess.  ’ ‘  do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both  ’ ‘  *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable.  ’ ‘  my specialty: the accidental 12 hour nap in broad daylight  ’ ‘  quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever  ’ ‘  date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see america’s 10 most haunted places  ’ ‘  any vampires who need permission to enter my house…. you have my permission… you wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog and wind?  you can do that… wanna drink my blood and take me away to your big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it  ’ ‘  i’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them  ’ ‘  *nervously calls crush bro*  ’ ‘  i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues.  ’ ‘  fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october.  ’ ‘  concept: we are holding each other in bed, we look at each other and know that all that waiting all that distance was worth it to be close now  ’ ‘  i’m so lucky to have gotten to watch you grow so much this past year. i’m so proud of you.  ’ ‘  i’m so protective of me now, i’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy  ’ ‘  why are you trying to make me horny. bitch, you know i’m making macaroni.  ’ ‘  date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’2" because he loves cuddles  ’ ‘  going out on a date is cool and all; but what about simply sharing a bed with someone, listening to music and discovering everything about one another, together.  ’ ‘  we are drunk and i ended up sitting on the bathroom counter with my legs wrapped around you, but when i wrote ‘marry me’ on your hand with a sharpie, i wasn’t joking.  ’ ‘  you’re equivalent to my favorite color. you’re the human version of what is safe.  ’ ‘  one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them.  ’ ‘  you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking  ’ ‘  why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.  ’ ‘  i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me.  ’ ‘  *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay.  ’ ‘  i like to blame myself for everything just in case.  ’ ‘  the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word.  ’ ‘  love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious.  ’ ‘  i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone.  ’ ‘  who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you.  ’ ‘  i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration.  ’ ‘  me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others.  ’ ‘  my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning.  ’ ‘  if you think i’m cute send me money.  ’ ‘  one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry.  ’ ‘  not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore.  ’ ‘  there is no reason not to love with you whole heart.  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text.  ’ ‘  ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful.  ’ ‘  so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ’ ‘  i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything.  ’ ‘  yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff.  ’ ‘  i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  let me show you just how good i can be.  ’ ‘  i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am.  ’ ‘  i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys.  ’ ‘  i’m a snail and god is salting me.  ’ ‘  i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die.  ’ ‘  being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me.  ’ ‘  i have hella heart eyes for you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour.  ’ ‘  it’s pretty iconic to like yourself.  ’ ‘  i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life.  ’ ‘  stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)  ’ ‘  i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one.  ’ ‘  to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’.  ’ ‘  i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor.  ’ ‘  on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal.  ’ ‘  let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours.  ’ ‘  alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right.  ’ ‘  tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot.  ’ ‘  catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you.  ’ ‘  smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness.  ’ ‘  self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta.  ’ ‘  you didn’t go through all of that for nothing.  ’ ‘  get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be there to take care of you right now.  ’ ‘  home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you.  ’ ‘  i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  ok but platonic forehead kisses.  ’ ‘  my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie.  ’ ‘  what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately).  ’ ‘  do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks.  ’ ‘  life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep.  ’ ‘  by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12?  ’ ‘  cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part.  ’ ‘  don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit.  ’ ‘  there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you.  ’ ‘  being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me?  ’ ‘  if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck.  ’ ‘  i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too.  ’ ‘  my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr.  ’ ‘  you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on.  ’ ‘  don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight.  ’ ‘  not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs.  ’ ‘  it’s you. it will always be you.  ’ ‘  why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me.  ’ ‘  thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness.  ’

[innalheid]

What's your favorite headcannon for each member of the Gorillaz?

ALRIIIIIIGHT :D

Oh man now I gotta. think n stuff

fair warning my actual lore knowledge is limited so if anything contradicts I apologize c: 

Ace - yknow those people who will eat anything? Ace is one of those ppl definitely has nothing to do w the fact he grew up homeless and probably ate whatever he could find  also he is a self taught bassist. I can’t decide if he owns one leather jacket that is very beat up, or like twenty slightly different ones. also did you SEE that man’s fashion as a teen there is no fuckin way he is straight i mean are any of them lbr wears crocs. i hate it but it’s true

Russ - listen I bet that man goes to the opera. I bet my bottom goddamn dollar okay (also the ballet. and I love the idea of him actually buying stupidly fancy dresses cuz of what he said in that one sound bite you know the one give the man his tUTU) sits outside on clear nights stargazing and talking up to them to Del (often brings a practice pad out there to show him beats for new songs)

2D - listen my 2d is basically just me projecting the FUCK onto him but it’s still all fuckin true (love my sad verse beach bi boi) so let’s think outside the box. he very rarely gets sick but when he does, nothing can come between him and eight thousand gallons of soothing tea. are you kidding? he clearly loves singing and songwriting, and he’s a goddamn GENIUS at it, so I think his voice would be incredibly precious to him and must be protected at all costs. eats halls like they’re candy. ALWAYS has a water bottle on him. somehow it has not dawned on him that smoking and drinking are not good for your voice but hey, addiction’s a bitch. probably in denial about it, actually. every few weeks noodles finds him in the kitchen mixing the most awful things together like mustard and raw eggs r smthn and he says it’s a new throat soother thing he found online. she has to go take a very long bath to calm down

Noodle - WLW QUEEN also. I think she watches transformers. because my younger sibling and I watch transformers, and I think she’d enjoy it. I also think she’s v environmentally conscious, especially when it comes to everyday products, so I bet she uses a lot of Lush stuff - pampering, but fair wages and environmentally friendly (see bath above lmao)! :D

Murdoc - that he’s staying in jail indefinitely lmao nah okay ummmmm. yknow what? that man is colourblind. I don’t know why but here we are. also? I think he has all those damn silk thongs cuz he doesn’t like the texture of normal underwear valid tbh

[fortress-of-iserlohn]

If you're still up to doing the "Send me a fandom/ship and I will tell you" list of questions, anything/everything you want to do for logh and/or reuyang, 001/002/ and/or 003 :) I'd love to hear your thoughts!

jsdfaosjadfo. YOU ARE GREAT. MY HERO. I’M SCREAMGIDSNFOSDF.

imma put this under a cut because. (do you need to ask? xD)

REUYANG

002 | Send me a ship and I will tell you:

When I started shipping them: 1 month ago. when that GODDAMNED fic tilted my world a lot and i died

My thoughts: at that moment? it was holy shit. then i went to search for fic and it became FUCK MY LIFE. but i truly, truly love this ship SO MUCH. it’s one of the ships i will have a never dying love for despite the fact it is a pool noodle ship in the big wide ocean. but i can’t stop. won’t stop.

What makes me happy about them: aggressive reuenthal vs emotional brick wall yang! but really. yang finally having someone who understands him on all levels and reuenthal having someone he can trust. (reuenthal is considered one of the best strategists in the series :0 and he’s politically inclined as well and even though yang hates everything, he’s also switched on in regards to that. i feel like they would be able to help shoulder each others burdens a little! sharing is caring after all~~~) gosh i headcanon so hard that reuenthal is the petty jealous type because I REALLY LIKE PETTY JEALOUSY FOR SOME REASON. 

What makes me sad about them: CANON. like. they never meet in canon. but i believe in the novel there’s a line somewhere about yang and reuenthal being born in the same year and then dying in the same year? but honestly, i think if they ever met, yang and reuenthal would actually. get along great? yang has a lot of not-so-underrated sass and reuenthal seems like the type to understand and appreciate yang’s particular brand of sass

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: that there’s not enough (any) fic??????? fandom pls help me. 

Things I look for in fanfic: um. for it to exist? ;w; but i would DIE for a long, slow burn fic :D

My wishlist: like i said above, LONG!FIC. SLOW BURN. MUTUAL PINING. PROTECTIVE!REUENTHAL. 

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: reuenthal/happiness & yang/schonkopf XD cos look. reu deserves to be happy okay (even though he’s a massive dick) and yang gets his knight. we’re all good.

My happily ever after for them: where they get a chance to meet and reuenthal learns to be less of an arrogant prick and rely on people more and yang gets his wish to retire young and they get a house somewhere far from the war and live together happily ;w;

YANG because this needs no reasoning

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

How I feel about this character: MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS. no but seriously i never expected to like him as much as i do. oh my god i weep for what happens and i’m legit never going to finish watching the ova or reading the novels because i will be a friggen wreck and a half!!!!

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Hmmmmmm lemme see. THIS IS A REAL HARD QUESTION GUYS. i had to think REAL HARD ON THIS ONE. i had to meditate beneath a waterfall and cleanse my mind for six days on top of uluru and it was then that the answer came to me. no but seriously if you’ve talked to me ever in the last month you’d know my biases is reuyang followed by schonyang

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: 13th fleet and yang. also rosen ritter & yang. i love their interactions. they’re all precious to me

My unpopular opinion about this character: he should’ve gone ahead and listened to schonkopf and SEIZED POWER (wait is this even an unpopular opinion?????????????)

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: THAT HE ENDED UP LIVING. OH MY GOD WHY. like. i have a burning need for fics where schonkopf insists on coming with him and yang lives. or like. he never goes and he lives. i just. pls just let him live ;w;

Favorite friendship for this character: the pairing aside, i’m huge on schonkopf and yang friendship, i feel like it in schonkopf yang gets a confidant that he deserves :3

My crossover ship: has anyone here played samurai warriors (koei) because mouri motonari/yang wenli would be hysterical. motonari is like. an alternate version of yang - a genius strategist who really would just prefer to be a historian. and in the game series he actually fakes his own death to do study history and force his grandson to take over his head of family duties lmaooooo. (yang could learn a lesson or two).

oh my gosh i had so much fun doing thisdfnaosdjfsaof XD XD XD

[drama-glob]

Just some screenshots of this precious noodle from "Radio Killed the Video Star" and yes, he must be protected at all costs!!!! ^_^<3<3<3