#he's like 50% glasses

[everyryuujisuguro]

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN | 240221 AIRPORT

[alphacrone]

Lockwood & Co. - What Could Have Been (Season 2)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Prof. Henry Jarrod

House of Wax (1953) // dir. Andre De Toth

[doll-elvis]

Meeting Elvis: the story of Donna Dickson and Nancy Laity

On March 1st of 1957 two fifteen-year-old school girls, Donna Dickson and Nancy Laity, were invited to the set of “Loving You”

After finishing filming his scene, Elvis greeted both of the girls by saying “Hi, babies let me take you too lunch”

“Elvis ordered a glass of milk. He reached over a took a sip of Miss Laity’s milk shake, Miss Dickson looked stricken. He took a sip of hers, too. The milk shakes vanished immiditely. To their questions, he said his favorite song was “Don’t be cruel” and his favorite color was black”

Lunch lasted 32 minutes and once he finished signing both of their new Oxford shoes, he was called back to filming and said “Babies, ah got to go. Ah got to go get made up. Ah’ll see you on set”

“At Elvis’ place at the table there remained his glass of milk, three quarters full. Both girls had the same thought, “Do you think he might come back?”, asked Miss Laity. “Let’s finish his milk”, said Miss Dickson. And they did”

(story courtesy of elvisechoesofthepast.com)

[stunie]

this is for firefly since i can’t beat sam so i can’t tell if she’s still alive :[

[unproduciblesmackdown]

why did he do this (rhetorical) (profoundly affected)

[andy-clutterbuck]

Edgar Bradley The Murmuring (2022)

[paunchout]

literally been non stop laughing at td glass joe not even a video just the thought of himcj fdf dfvdf HES TOO GOOFY /POSITIVE LIKE WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE SUCH AN ASS BEATING

[sysig]

I can’t see a damn thing

[dayurno]

one time i was stoned & wanted 2 know what my good friend dayurno was saying so i went to the tumblr search & looked up www.tumblr.com hoping it would lead me 2 ur page. just wanted u 2 know

i think this is the second or third time one of you sends an ask talking about getting inebriated and immediately going through my blog and this is very very very funny to me!!!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO just typing out tumblr stop.................... tumblr lead me to dayurno. tumblr bring me your MOST psychosexually deranged blogger. tumblr i want a girl with old man moe

[spaghett-onaplate]

Oh I IMMENSELY fucked up this morning now I'm gonna be almost an hour late to work 😭

[musubiki]

based on that post about the mages, i have an au where tiramisu adopts taffy instead of amanita. then mochi and taffy could be little brother and sister! sure tiramitsu has to tell taffy to be careful using his water magic near mochi, but it's worth the practice! baby mochi can heal her brother's knee and if mochi's tired from playing, taffy could carry mochi back home. and taffy will join mochi's guild and they'd both protect each other. it would be even funnier if taffy remembers lime from childhood and gives him a glare and goes like "DoN't MaKe FuN oF mY sIsTeR aGaIn." (also adding a little coffy theme, in the au, it would also be funny if taffy is crushing on coco and he goes up to mochi and be like "sis... i think i have feelings...)

THIS AU WOULD BE SO CUTE!!!!!!! also i hope you take comfort in the fact that this isnt too far off from the mochi/taffy dynamic post-amanita....they really do get to that sibling-like relationship and tiramisu essentially adopts him heheheh

(taffy taking mochi with him to buy gifts for coco since she knows more about what coco likes, even though coco would be happy with anything from him. lime eats mochis leftover cake again and taffy gives him a sharp look like "Go replace it. Right now. Before she gets home."

mochi and taffy when they need to split one of their favorite foods, either cake or fruit cocktail, and theyre both there measuring making sure its exactly equal and neither is being ripped off)

[countesscontessa]

i’m not gonna lie i’ve been in a pretty shitty mood all day and this just made it worse

[im-still-a-robot]

Everyone hope for a level up tonight, my bard still has 9 charisma

[dribs-and-drabbles]

Sometimes I think about how Wai and Puen are definitely NOT the same person, and then I think about how much Jimmy has improved in less than a year, and then I think about what he might do next...and then I think about Jimmy in glasses and then it's just *head empty no thoughts*