#he's like if god was juste an littel boy

[dogbunni]

one of these days I'll write a nensai fic and then you'll all be sorry (threat)

[hirik0]

You always meet twice

Soap/Ghost

CW under age drinking, mention of drug use

Feburary 2013

Sergeant Simon Riley dont do clubs, just like his shitty father he liked rock and not what ever the fuck they played at this shady club, that Tommy learned about from god knows who. They are in a small underground club in Glasgow and the only reason Simon is here is to look after his littel brother. He does it for the piece of mind of their mother, so he spents his leave before he joins his first squad after boot camp in shady techno clubs making sure Tommy dont get any drugs. Hes failing because apearently Tommy is having his secound glas of a colorfull drink in his hand chatting with a teenboy around his age. So they are both 17, but it seems nobody cares about underage drinking in this shit hole. He sighs deeply, knowing he now has to babysitt how ever Tommy is becoming assosiated with. Hopefully this is a better influence on his brother then trash he calls friends. He pushes himself of the wall, time to make sure Tommy is not befriending more people that have a bad influsence on him.

"Really, thats your first rave?", Tommy ask exitet to meet a new person. "Yeah, my da will kill me if he learns i sneaked out", Johnny answers. "Oh, so your a golden boy breaking the rules for the first time?", Tommy ask neither Simon or he wear ever a good child with therie dad and all. "Yeah, with going to church every Sunday", the scot answers. "How did you learn about this place?", Tommy ask, noticing Simon is walking in their direction needing to finish his drink before his big brother is reaching them. "Some guys at the school rugby team talk about it all the time", Soap answers. "You want to try E later?", Tommy ask him hastly as Simon coming closer and closer. "Sure", Johnny answers never having taken drugs in his live but Tommy seams to have experience. "Oh, hey Simon", Tommy say smilling at his big brother, predenting he not just asked a person he just meet to take drugs with him. When Soap looks at up at Simon he feels himself blush a bit. Simon, dressed in all black looks fucking hot. The black eyeliner his wearing making his brown eyes apear more golden then brown. "Johnny", Soap interduces himself asking himself why he finds this guy hot, girls are hot, boobs are hot, guys are not hot. Beeing gay is a one way ticket to hell, but it is probably not forbitten to acknowledge a other man is attractive. The next thinks he notices is the fresh military style hait cut Simon is having. "Simon", Simon intereduced himself before shaking Johnnys hand. "You, eh dont look like you usally go on raves", Soap states his observation, that Simon looks more like he is about to go to a punk concert or something like this. "Just here to look after Tommy, so he dont get in troubel again", Simon explains trying to remove some of the glitter on his black t-shirt just spreading it further. "Thats cool of you, would do the same for my siblings", Johnny states. "Johnny want to dance?", Tommy ask knowing they wont get any E when they dont get rid of Simon. "Sure, see you around Simon", Johnny agress follwoing the younger Riley on the dance floor.

May 2013

Johnny and Tommy are now meating regulary at raves all over britain. Tommy more influancing Johnny to break rules then Johnny is able to influence Tomy to dont do drugs and finish school. "How's Simon", he ask while they are eating burgers at a McDonalds both waiting for the first train back home. "Shiped out, Iraq probably", Tommy says rather uninterested. Johnny picked up real fast that the relationship between the brothers as not as good as he origanly thought. "How are thinks with your dad?", Tommy ask knowing that with every rave they are going thinks get worse for Johnny. "I dont know, he stops beeing angry as if he just gave up on me." "Thats good right?" "No, it feels like he just stoped carring about me, making sure that my sisters are not ending up like me." Tommy is not really able to relate to this. "There is this girl in my class", Tommy start to change subject, so they dint have to think about their dads. "Oh." "Her names Beth, but i dont think she would ever look at a lost cause like me." "I think if you would just do your homework you would stop being such a lost cause." "You sure?", Tommy ask as if Johnny said the most outlandish think. "Trying wont hurt.", Soap says before eating some fries. "I guess." They sat in silent for a why but its clear that Johnny has something on his mind. "You think that being gay is a sin?", Johnny ask out of the blue. Tommy is thinking about it, mostely because the drugs are slowly wearing of. Being in the rave sceen defently changed his thought on sexuality and its clear this is something that Johnny strugels with. "Pretty sure people go to hell for worse think then beeing gay Johnny. If its a sin god can go fuck himself." "Tommy, you cant say think like that about god.", Johnny looks scandalised at his friend. "God, clearly didnt helped or cared about us in our fucked up home, I can talk about him how I want", Tommy says shrugging his shoulder before bitting in his burger again.

November 2013

"Johnny, you are walking on thin ice here", Tommy hisses clearly concerned that he will get hurt. "I can handel these guys", freshly turned 18 years old Johnny assures. Tommy already sees Simon walking over to them in a incredibly speed with how packed the dance floor is. "Just drop it or the party is over", Tommy trys to end the situation before Simon does. Simon is reaching them observing the situation critical. Tommy looks apologetic at his big brother, clearly knowing that Simon will end the situation very soon and drag both of them out of the club. He just steps behind Johnny, looking with a death glare at the dealers and then just pick Johnny up like hes weighting nothing and throws him over his shoulder. Johnny face is burning because of a mix of emberesment and hornyness. Oh god he has a crush on Tommys brother, hes pretty sure that Simon is of limits. He just resently came to terms with being bisexual. The only time he ever ask Tommy about Simons sexuality he got a annoyed look and 20 minutes monologe why Simon is not that special and the final answer of Simon beeing straight. Tommy is follwoing them outsite where Simon puts Johnny down near the people standing outsite for a quick smoke. They clearly are catching a lot of attention from the smokers. "Johnny, when I see you talking with dealers again the party is over", Simon say with a angry voice, it's already bad enough he can't keep Tommy away from drugs but Johnny? Johnny has a bright future ahead of him unlike Tommy or himself. "Yes, of course. I will stay away from them." "Good lad", Simon says before pating Johnnys head like he would pet a dog. The blush on Soaps face is getting darker fuck, fuck, fuck. The people start to stop paying attention to them, seeing that nothing interesting is happening. Tommy is just puting his hands over his eyes being embarrassed for Johnny. Its the last night these 3 will see each other.

Al Mazrah 2022

Ghost watches the mariens jumping out of the trucks before boarding the plane. Then he hears Shepard over radio: “Marines are loading in now. You and the Sergeant are leading the way on this.” “The Sergeant?”, Ghost ask confused, there was no meantion of a Sergeant in the files. Price would have told him if he had a colead for the mission. “Soap MacTavish”, the General just says as if Ghost should know this. A young looking soilder is walking in his direction and Ghost has the feeling that he knows these blue eyes and big smile from somewhere. “Let's get ourselves a win, yeah, L.T.? Save ye a seat, sir...”, Soap says before punishing his shoulder and jogging up the ramp to the plane. "Fucking hell...”, Ghost muters to himself, forgetting his still on line with the General. "What was that Lieutnant?", Shepard ask. "Nothing, Sir", Ghost says before boarding the plane himself. Why does Soap look so familiar to him, he has the feeling a long buried memory is about to resurface from a time before Roba, a time when Tommy was still alive. MacTavish, MacTavish... Johnny, the realisation is hitting Ghost like a truck. Tommy is dead for nearly 7 years now and he still finds new ways to haunt him from his grave.

[silverynight]

>.>

<.<

Listen, listen! A Shigaraki!Redemption AU, with lots of BKDK fluff! How is this possible, you might ask? Simple:

Shigaraki gets hit by a de-aging quirk that lasts over a month! :) And you damn well know, Izuku isn't gonna lst anything bad happen to the now tiny Tenko Shimura, (fucking HPSC wants to put the chibi in Tarturas!).

And as far as Tenko is concerned, Deku is papa!

And, oh. Everyone has a sneek peek into Tenko'a past, cause he's nervous around loud noise or raised hands. And, god they wanna bundle the littel hero worshipper in blankets and cuddles.

BKDK happens, because Tenko has dubbed Katsuki as Dad, since...well, not everyone at UA is okay with chibi Tenko, and thsy are yelling at them for being a future villian and Tenko is scared, and just wants his green papa...until Bakugou comes outta nowhere ans suplexes this asshole into next week, telling them off for something chibi Tenko will never do.

And Tenko thinks he's so cool. He starts following Bakugo around and imitating his poses and speech. Bakugo laughs when Tenko tries to say fuck, but the boy is shy and says frick instead. Pats his head, so he feela he did something right. :3

When he turns back, he doesn't do anything, like take Izuku or the studenta hostage. He just...simply tries make a breakfast for everyone, (it's only slightly burnt), and just...agrees to everything Nedzu suggests...he only asks that they extend a hand to his Legue, as well. Those...those are his friends, ya'know?

Tenko, yes, Tenko, not Tomura anymore, simply wishes Izuku was around when he was young. Maybe that was all he really needed.

They were a very cute family for a month. Katsuki probably enjoyed every second of it.

[artmancay]

if you were to ask me who my favorite ao character was, this is how i would answer

“LISTER. THE LIL SAD DRUNKIE GUY WITH A MULLET AND TATTOOES BUT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A BEER BELLY DAD AND ACTUALLY ROCKS THE LOOK. I LOVE THAT MAN WITH ALL MY HEART HE HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE IN THAT LITTLE RED BEATING THING INSIDE MY RIBCAGE. HE IS MY FAVORITE BOY. AND OH MY GOD MR. LAST. MR ALED FUCKING LAST HE IS SUCH AN AMAZING CHARACTER. I LOVE LITTLE SAD RELATABLE AO CHARACTERS THEY ARE SO TRUE. YESYES I LOVE ALED WE ARE SAD LITTLE CHILDREN. BUT ALSO JIMMY KAGA-RICCI I LOVE THAT BOY WE ARE SO ALIKE IN A WAY YET SO DIFFERENT I LOVE HIM I LOVE ALL THESE SILLEY LITTLE FELLERS THEYRE JUST SAD LITTEL CREECHURS THEY DESERVE THE WORLD.”

[chasingfictions]

I have a horribly dumb question for you: do you think any of the btvs characters would use tumblr? (my money's on Dawn personally she seems insane enough)

DAWN IS ABSOLUTELY A TUMBLRINA. dawn is a dracula daily gorlie dawn is constantly on the Gay Boys Of The Month. dawn makes femslash moodboards daily. dawn gets into insane discourse dawn doesnt vagueblog she straight up @ s. dawn's ask box is insane.

xander is a shockingly popular user he makes random shitposts that people are constantly using in textposts memes xander gets on here and is like "im just a funny littel guy with something deeply wrong with him!!!" and we all say So True

spike gets on here and makes posts like. "what people dont understand about murder is that i like it and what people dont understand about eating pussy is it's what god put us on this earth to do." and he gets 70k notes.

willow and tara both separately log on like. once a month. reblog some pictures of meadows and some tit-themed art and peace out. willow sometimes dips her toe into witchblr drama. tara has to log off when that happens because it stresses her out.

buffy was way more equipped at tumblr during the like, reblog pictures of ariel with hipster glasses era. she keeps trying to be good at modern tumblr but she doesnt fully understand it and is annoyed that dawn and spike and xander are good at it and she's not. dawn keeps telling her that her "figure-skating-number-one-fan-1981" url is lame and buffy's like. but i love figure skating and i was born in 1981 what's not clicking.

giles tries to start a dark academia blog one time after dawn bullies him about it for three straight hours, if only so she will stop incessantly bothering him about it. immediately nukes his account after one person interacts with him.

anya doesnt understand why anyone would support a platform that isnt profitable.

clem logs and and posts stuff like "friendly reminder that you're beautiful and loved. drink some water."

[pinkseas]

[parasocial bestie] NO BUT UR SO FUKCING REAL I CRY ABOUT ZHONGLI XIAO LTIERALLY EVERYDAY AND SPEND 7482748474772 WORDS ANALYZING THEIR BROKEN LITTLE R/S AFTER XIAO LOST HIS SIBS AND MORAX WITH HIS ADEPTI and how much zhongli cares abt the kid and tries as much as he could. to show him love despite himself a lil bad at it and being the older reflection of a war torn guy learning abt love and getting it by guizhong. and and he passes that to xiao whos also taught the same thing by lumine. hes such a littel boy to him. andandnanfnns and EUUEUUWURHHFJJFFHHDFH but i wil lalso never have wanderer reconcile with ei. cus why when she doesnt remember him anymore. idt he'd obviously got the energy and precious useless time to do that either, hes got a better if not a Kinda Okay life in sumeru. nahida's got him sorted and is willing to understand him even if shes affected by the erasure too. i think zhongli nahida should have a longer talk on Wow Is The Anemo Kid I'm Caring For Kinda Fucked Up while xiao wanderer lies down like garbage napstablook style

“and how much zhongli cares abt the kid and tries as much as he could. to show him love despite himself a lil bad at it and being the older reflection of a war torn guy learning abt love” NO BC I HAVENT ANSWERED THE BIGGER ASK YET BUT WHAT YOU SAID ABOTU ZHONGLI LEARNING LOVE FROM GUIZHONG AND IT PARALLELING/MIRRORING XIAO THEN LEARNING FROM LUMINE AND ZHONGLI/GUIZHONG QPR MADE ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOO. LIKE IM INSANE THERE’S NO COMING BACK FROM THIS he cares sm he is doing his btest.................. crying shakins sobbing

even if i wasnt Like That about mothers and about ei and wanderer i dont think id want them to reconcile, like looking at it objectively it just. so fucking much happened and there was so much shit between them and now she remembers nothing about him at all its just. not worth it. not even close. “idt he'd obviously got the energy and precious useless time to do that either” HUGE MASSIVE AGREE no yeah i think things are a Lot better w/ him and nahida i love to think about their relationship and how tentative it is at first but the constant trust exercised by both sides and them slowly growing closer and it goes from deeper, more significant conversation to banter or just hanging out together and i just. mmmmmmm extremely slow but extremely important build of trust and love and care between them <333

zhongli and nahida talking abt it would be SO FUCKING FUNNY and i can picture xiao and wanderer laying like that so fucking easily ohhhhhh my god. like specifically with frisk and napstablook laying down together and the room going all space-y that's them it's Them that's so fucking funny oh my god... zhongli and nahida giving each other advice and different perspectives and both learning how to better themselves and to better care for their fucked up anemo kids <3

i already wrote the xiao and nahida scene for the in-progress fic but i want so badly now to write it Again or to write another one maybe ill go back and edit it or something. god i love nahida. i should reread the hands of god.

[rjalker]

Neverland spoilers

"'Happy birthday', he says, 'happy birthday, Charley', only it isn't my birthday, is it? It isn't my birthday because I'm not supposed to have any more birthdays! No more cake, no more candles, no more presents, not now, not ever! No more birthdays since -- "

"Charley--"

"Since I died! That's right, isn't it, Doctor? No more birthdays because I'm supposed to be dead. Dead and burned in the wreck of an airship. Born on the day the Titanic sank, died on the R101. Poor, tragic little Charlotte Pollard, her life snuffed out before it had even begun! That's how it is, isn't it, Doctor? And now you want to hide me away at some knees-up at the end of the universe, while you go and risk god knows what at the hands of the Time Lords, on my behalf. Why is that, Doctor? Why? It's not your problem! It's me who wanted to see the world! It was me who stowed away on the R101, it was my choice, Doctor. My own, stupid fault. Should have stayed at home that day, but I didn't, and that's that."

"But what if it isn't? What if it doesn't have to be like that?"

"But it is like that! Oh, you. You know who you remind me of? You're Peter Pan, the littel boy who never grew up, who lived in never-neverland, and fought with pirates and pixies. Nanny used to read me Peter Pan, I wanted to be Wendy. And now I am, Wendy Darling having adventures in fairy land with the boy who never grew old. But you see, Wendy grew up in the end, that's what's so sad. And poor Peter, poor little Peter, left all on his own..."

"He didn't forget, Charley, he--he'd never forget! And he never left Wendy to face the crocodiles alone!

"You're so sweet. So kind, so caring. You're too good to be true, like a dream. And all this is just dreaming. These adventures we've had, these scrapes and japes in Neverland, with monsters and ray-guns and magic, oh, they've been wonderful. Better than my wildest dreams! But you can't hide in dreams. Everyone wakes up in the end. It's time to stop dreaming, Doctor, time to grow up."

"Charley, I don't know--I w--I won't give up, Charley. Not now, not after all this time, please, Charley, let me help you! Let me face this for you, whatever it takes--I'll put it right--It"

"Doctor? Remember this switch? The one marked 'fast return'? The one I used to get us out of the Naimon problem? If I remember your description correctly, it sends the TARDIS back to its last spatio-temporal location."

"Charley, will you please just listen? Fast return? Don't touch that--Charley no!"

"Sorry Doctor, it was my choice to get on board that airship. It's been a fantastic ride, but now it's time to get off. There is no alternative."

"No! I can't stop it, we're going back!"

"Back into the path of the time torpedos. I'm gonna meet the Time Lords. Can't wait to see Gallifrey..."

"No!"

[pinkm4ns]

do you think jesse would ever need glasses

[minzart]

Now I'm curious about the rest of the students who hopped on to the “our dear little host~” trend? (Leona? Jade&Floyd? Jamil? Lilia? Oh god what about Rook??) Also how would Arthuro act if he was on NRC Host (I headcannon that he's the person who sent the anonymous letter if he was in this AU xD)

Riddle

He thinks it's how they are suposed to refer to Yuu for now on, it's a more endearing nick name than "radio host" that's for sure

He when after Malleus, the circle repeats this week, so you can imagine how he's confused, then apologised, but inside HE'S DIEING TO SEE THOSE CHEEKS FLUSH AGAIN PLEASEEEE YOU'RE SO CUTE

In the end he finishes gets out of the house and- you guessed it!

Riddle felling cheeky tonight: that was a very pleasant conversation Yuu! Thank you for inviting me again

Yuu: it was nothing! I'm sorry chat called you strawberry boys btw, but it is a cute nick name and they won't let you scape it, belive me I tried

Riddle: all is forgiven. And Yuu

Yuu: Yes?

Riddle: sleep well... my dear littlr host

Yuu implodes and Riddle is giggling the hole way back to Heartslabyul

Deuce

Like Ace he joins in the bullying, YOU'RE JUST TOO CUTE WHEN EMBARASED XD

Cater

He's the mastermind behind the new #ourdearlittlehostmoments wich are compilations of all the times Yuu said embarrassing thing or acted baffled by something

He will tease Yuu one time per day in the chat and rise a wall of spam of DEAR LITTLE HOST DEAR LITTLE HOST DEAR LITTLE HOST! When Yuu is acting too serious

Trey

If Yuu visits Heartslabyul and stay too long alone with Trey, he'll be precise~ when he hear footsteps close enough

He's whispers in Yuu ear "I hope you appreciate this dessert... my dear little host"

Yuu will implode in a pink puff and people will walk in becoming extremely confused bc Yui is trying to compose themselfs while Trey is wearing his most innocent face

Leona

No shame at all call's Yuu much dear littel shot the hole time he's there, he usualy sends Rughie bc he's too lazy to go BUT THAT WAS A DECLARATION OF WAR, and a free chance to fluster Yuu is always welcome~

Literaly purrs the frase out you can se chat basicaly beting Who will snap first to initiate the kiss dear host or purring boy? "Just make out already!" Makes Leona laugh so hard he falls out of teh chair

Ruggie

Teases Yuu when in public spaces but is careful to only both hear it, loves their reaction so much, that his revenge for "donut boy"

Jack

He only uses it in the show, he doesn't tease Yuu with it during the day, but you can see his tail wagging when he got a reaction from Yuu during radio time

Idia

He joins in the #ourdearlittlegostmoments

Probably uses without thinking when he was forced by Ortho to participate in persson

Both are blushing messes by the end and chat found a new victim to mess with

He does not have the guts to use the name on purpose, he doe suse "our dear little host: but "my"? My is just too much for him. Chat had to donated to make him say "My deat dear little host" and his attempt is golden to this day, more flustered than Yuu

Ortho

The most innocent one right with Kalim, he's just joining the fun! Prefect looks so happy and they said he's cute saying it too!

Rook

Somebody help Yuu, Rook is doing poetry with that nickname

Yuu knows very well who is sending that one ginormous post with flowery lenguage in the #ourdearlittlehost tag, they know it's you hunteroflove, honestly Rook can try to tease Yuu but Yuu has the ultimate weapon! NEIGE LEBLANC VOICE LINES

Yuu calls him Simp and chat loves it so much he's one of the faves just bc it's very easy to pick on him if you know what to use

Epel

Joing Ace and Deuce, he's adoring how easy Yuu is to fluster, gremling having a good time

Lilia

Greats Yuu by My dear little host each time he has to pass by Hamshackle, ah the false of youth, look at those rosy cheeks

Silver

Had no Idea what the fuck was going on and uses bc he thinks is appropriate bc of Yuu's friend doing it ONLY TO MELT YUU OH SEVEN WHAT DID HE DO???

Sebek

Does not uses it, and refuses to do so, but Acea, Deuce and Epel uses so often blows his vow once or twice

Arthuro

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

He's mad bc he didn't used "my" first, wished he knew who dear host was and how to participate in the radio, Yuu's voice is just so cute and their reactions even cuter~

He thanks the seven that he has a friend that discovered NRC radio station in it's early days, it's very useful to know what the other school's up to, and the tea ofcourse, his favorite was that one time someone spiked the teaches drinks and they all become rowdy kids, the students had to pursue them around the school, it was his best prank to this day~ and one of Yuu's best narratives too

Is over the moon when Ambrose asks him to participated he makes a show to pronounce "My~ dear little host" prefers not to say it was him who created the nick name, that's his little secret and guilty pleasure

[miyochan]

Hello hello, and welcome! I just finished season 1, and I needs me some cuddle headcanons. (Idk how many characters you’d do, but I’d like to ask for Chuuya, Dazai, and Kunikida! If you only do one, just Chuuya. Thank you!)

Hey sweetheart! I hope you liked the first season and it was fun to watch! I do for headcanons up to 4 charackters so dont worry! I hope its okay that I changed kunikida to ranpo because I just dont have any ideas how he would cuddle, I'm really sorry about it but I hope you still like them! It was much fun to write for your request!❤

🍷Chuuya🍷

🖤oh honey you are so lucky to be in a relationship with this fancy hat boy

🖤let me tell you this boy lives for cuddles with you

🖤you are something like his walking teddy bear to be honest

🖤you would'nt expect it but he loves to cuddle you

🖤(but only in privat you know he is executive and that stuff)

🖤he doesent care of you are smaller or taller than him most of the time he is the big spoon

🖤he loves you so much he has to protect you

🖤mostly will cuddle with you in bed and on the sofa

🖤on the sofa you will sit in his lap and lean your had against him while he strokes your hair

🖤(i'm jealous)

🖤im bed he will have you press against his chest and his head will be in the crock of your neck

🖤(he likes to sniff your hair but not in a creepy way)

🖤but sometimes he wants to be the littel spoon

🖤please hold him he needs it so much

🖤strock his hair or give him buttlerfly kisses all over his face

🖤but his head on your chest and he will be so calm

🖤(loves to hear your heartbeat and if you are female its really soft too)

🖤this boy honestly loves you so much and you are so lucky to have him

💙Dazai💙

🖤i hope you like pda because this bandage boy wont stop

🖤he will just cuddle you whenever he wants

🖤picks you up and place you on his lape while he is "working"

🖤leans against you so that you both fall

🖤will just hold you hostage in his arms sometimes

🖤(did you see how long his arms are, there is no way you get out of them for gods sake)

🖤when you are standing he will just sneak his arms around you and put his head on your head or shoulder

🖤(another guy who like's to sniff hair)

🖤at home he will but you on the sofa with him and cuddle

🖤will just put himself on you so that you cant stand up

🖤oh and he is the big spoon but wont complain when you want to be the big spoon somtimes

🖤its calms him down to hold you and feel you

🖤really loves you and need much much love too

🖤in bed you will lay on him mostly

🖤you are his favorite blanket

🖤holds you tight to whole night

🖤because of you he can sleep a little at night and doesent have many nightmares

🖤you are his lucky charm and he loves you really much

🍡Ranpo🍡

🖤is the little spoon no way around that

🖤he just loves it when you hold him

🖤is not a big fan of pda but doesent hate it so  he will sometimes cuddle onto you or sit in your lap

🖤really loves it when you strock his head while  giving him some praises

🖤will melt into your arms and problaly fall assleep

🖤may or may not give you some sweets so that you cuddle him

🖤at home boy will be really clingy but its cute trust me

🖤sometimes he can get a bit anoying but he loves you (really)

🖤can only sleep good when you hold him at night and he can hear your heartbeat and calm breaths

🖤he feels very safe in your arms

🖤give this boy some hugs please over the day he needs them

🖤sometimes holds onto your arm in public

🖤(its cute)

🖤he really cares about you and loves you

🖤needs you to be happy

I hope you liked them. If you found errors in my grammar you are welcome to correct me. I would be thankfull!

[hirik0]

Jealosy part 3

part 1 | part 2

09Soap/Ghost

It's been 3 weeks since he and Roach are back from there stack out and Ghost is losing his fucking mind. Something in his brain had to be broken. Captain fucking MacTavish is haunting every corner of his mind. He is so desperate that he's now asking Price if there is a solo mission for him in the planning. "I'm sorry Simon, but they are still try to get analyse what littel intel you and Roach brought back." "There are surely other mission I could help out, Sir." "Is everything okey? You usually bitch about fixing other idiots mistakes if they send you to a solo mission." "I guess wasting so much time at the border for nearly nothing got me more frustrated then fixing other idiots mistakes." Ghost lies knowing that Price likely sees right throw him. "So this has nothing to do with you hiding from Soap?" No mask could cover up how Ghost is visible tensing up to the question. "No, Sir." "Simon. If this is going on I will start asking even worse questions, can't whatever is going on between you and Soap interfere with the missions." "There is nothing going on" Ghost answers remembering the times when he was in the principles office back when he was 12 after beating up a boy that bullied Tommy. The and that's the problem he keeps for himself. "I can put you on recruit shootung training with Archer if that helps." It will not help but it's better then him having to hide at the most forgotten spots on base to not see Soap. "Yes, Sir." If Archer gets to much in his face he can break his nose. Price is watching him before he holds out a folder and tells him to bring it to Soap. Ghost is cursing internally he haven't entered Soaps office since that day in the bar. "Of course." He answers before leaving. Maybe he's lucky and Soap is not in his office and he can just drop it on the desk and leave. But of course he's not lucky. Soap is sitting at his desk looking like the paper work has insulted his mother. "Ah Ghost" Soap is greating him looking less pissted. "Price wants you to have this." Ghost answers clipped giving Soap the folder. "So where your hiding all the time Lieutenant?" Ghost is bitting the inside of his cheek to not grown at the question. "Well just making sure people rember why they call me Ghost, Captain. Also can't tell you all my good hiding spots would make them less effective." "How so?" Soap ask while raising one of his eyebrows in amusement. Ghost feels himself blush under the intense stare of Soap and a train of panic fucks is echoing in his head. "Imagin the base gets compromised and I have to use them to hide form the enemies. Can't have them know if they torture the information out of you, can we?" Ghost answers smooth even if his brain is slowly fixating on the fucking desk. Maybe he can break in here in the middle of the night and set in on fire.

"Imagin the base get compromised and I have to use them to hide from the enemies. Can't have them know if they torture the information out of you, can we?" Ghost answer is setting Soaps brain on fire. What's that even suppose to mean. "What if I need to know to hide myself?" He hears Ghost bearly audible laughter. "You would not fit in them Captain " Ghost says clearly amused. Brat the thought pops up out of nowhere and what the fuck are you thinking Soap. "Is that so?" "Yes Sir." Ghost answers in a smug voice. "I think I would fit perfectly in your littel hiding spots." Soap sees the hint of a smile under the mask. "You're not flexible enough to fit in." Soap is cursing about Ghost wearing his stupid sunglasses right now, he's good at reading Ghost mods but this is total new territory and seeing at least a littel bit of his face would help a great deal. Because what the fuck is Ghost meaning with that. "I'm very flexible. I can show you if you want." Soap conters. God what the fuck it that even supposed to mean. Ghost seams to think the same because his mouth is clearly open but no noise is leaving it. "I.. I have to go. I'm helping Archer with the recruits. See you around." If Soap wasn't himself so stunned about what the fuck he just sayed he would make a comment about Ghost fleeing his office. "God, what the fuck MacTavish" He says to himself while is face is blushing in a light pink.

Soap looks through the folder Ghost gave him. The report says a a hole lot of nothing. Frustrated he put it down, he hoped it would help him not trying to analyse his interaction with Ghost. He's putting his face in his hands growning frustrated. He is sure that Ghost is hiding from him, this was there first interaction in 3 weeks and he's pretty sure he blow it. I'm very flexible. I can show you if you want. "God what that's even suppose to mean?" He ask himself. He's probably lucky that Ghsot did not punsh him for what he said. Out of the two of them Ghost is properly the one that is more flexible. No, no, no, no Soap trys to stop himself from think harder about how flexible Ghost maybe and if that would be handy in the bedroom. He puts his face on the desk, great really great MacTavish, having inappropriate thoughts about your subordinate. Ghost probably could hold some of the positions former partners of his struggled with, maybe even be able to do some of the postions he wants to try. God, just go back to your paperwork, Soap pleads with himself.

Ghost is on the way to the shooting range Soaps last sentence still echoing in his mind. Was it a offer? God damm it. His face is burning, so hot he thinks about lifting his mask for some time. He's so in thought that he runs in Price. "Ah Ghost good to see you, I just got a mission for you." "I thought I'm grounded till you analysed the shit intel?" "Just follow me." The move yo the base kennels and Ghost is not so sure why he is here. "Well I gues it's a solo mission if your the only human we are sending." Price says while opening the door to. "I need a dog for the mission?" Price just nods while a sergeant isleading them to a sertain kennel. "Lieutenant Riley meet Riley the dog", Price sounds very amused about this littel detail. Riley is a maybe 2 year old German shepard looking at the three humans from his dog bed. "What exactly is this mission Price?" "Equador looking for a hidden drug lab and well Riley here will be a great help to find it." Ghost just nods while the sergeants is opening the door. Riley slowly walks up to his new human handler smelling him with curiosity tail wagging. While Ghost is petting the dog all he can think about how perfect this is because Soap don't like dogs and now he don't have to hide anymore just saying he makes Riley fit for the mission.

[teenageeggsoafplaid]

All righty before I begin I just want to say this is my first smut fanfic and I'm really shy about things like this but I shall try my best! Also I'm not the best at grammar so please don't kill me. Oh this is hazbin hotel lucifer and it's based off another person's fanfic idea that I really liked.

"PREIST" LUCIFER X READER: REPENT FOR YOUR SINS

You had made up your mind, you were going to do it. In just a few seconds you'd walk up those steps, into the church and straight into a conffesional, where'd you'd confess your sin, were you'd confess to the fact that....that you had murdered someone...and got away with it. You shudderd, the memory chilling you to the bone more than the snow that was falling from the starless night, more than the howling wind that numb your cheeks and pierced through you like a knife. A knife, you remembered, that's what took your friends life that night. Sometimes you could still feel the warmth of the blood that stained your hands and coated your clothes, how the suffocating matalic scent engulfed the whole room, burning your nose. Your eyes blurry and sore, whether it be from tears or the alcohol and anxiety that plagued your mind and body , you could not decipher. But it didn't matter anymore because tonight you were going to confess to your crimes. So that atleast Alex could rest in peace, so that just maybe you could find peace. You took a deep breath and began to ascend the pearly white stone steps of the church. Each step felt heavier than the last, as though weights had been placed on your back. You looked up at the angel staues that stood on opposite sides of the door. Thier cold,lifeless stone eyes bore into you as you reached the top stair. Thier gaze was judging, as though they knew what you had done and what you were here for. With one last breath and a shaky hand pushed open the doors.

You cringed softly as the doors swung open slowly with a loud creak. You poked you head into the large room. You'd admit it was a beautiful church. The floors were a dark oak, shiny and polished the wall were white but coverd in art that you could only guess we're of different saints or Bible related stories, the windows were glass and colourful, again coverd in more art. Yes a beautiful church indeed but this is not what was important, what was important and flooded you with relieve open discovery was that the church was empty. Granted it was a little into the night, but that only made it all the more easy for you to confess. It was easier for a secret to be kept when there was only one prying ear and not a hundred. You stepped inside the church,the light dim but sufficient for finding your way. Your shoes made soft clacks as they met the floor with each step, echoing hauntingly throughout the room.

Your heart raced in your chest as you stood outside of a conffesional. you could hear your blood in your ears and feel your head become dizzy as memories and doubts plauged you. 'Were you really doing the right thing?' you scoffed of course you weren't the right thing to do would be hand your self over to the police and tell your childhood friends parents what accually happened that night. That no you hadn't valiantly tried to save thier boy but in accualality had been.... the one to put a knife through his chest. You felt tears begin to cloud your vision. Gods why were you such a fucking monster! Killing a man that trusted you entirely because you had drink one to manny and mistaked him as a intruder. What's worse is that you had the audacity to fucking lie straight to Margret and Joseph cleathers faces. You rememberd tears running down thier cheeks as Margret begged the sky, begged God. why? Just why had her boy been taken from her why?. You knew it be a very very long time before you could ever face them again if ever again. You may not be able to bring Alex back but you could confess to your crimes here and maybe once you stopped being a coward you'd turn yourself into the police. For now however this would do.

Slowly you steped inside the conffesional and sat down on the cold leather seat. It was dark with no interior lights the only thing to illuminate it being the few holes on the wall for you to communicate through. You waited patiently, the silence unsettling, you wished you had some gaurdian angel to help you get through this, if heaven and god even existed that is. Of course if they did, that also ment that hell and the devil did to. Hell..that's where you were going. You were brought out of your thoughts by the noise of foot steps and soft cheerful humming outside the conffesional you were in. The humming was brought to a stop when you gasped, a lighthearted slightly posh accented voice greeted you. "Oh! I wasn't expecting visitors this late!" You heard a giggle "you must be REAL desperate to cleanse yourself.. to "purify" your little ol soul" you cleared your throat stuttering out "I....I-i" you were cut off by the voice again "I-I-I I don't have all night darling! " The voice paused before continuing "hmmmm accually! i'v got all of enternity but I don't feel like wasting it on someone who can't even hold thier liquor past five cups!" The voice laughed merrily. "Sooooo tell me deary what has brought you here whats stained your "pure innocent" soul?" You took a deep breath. This man was strange but something told you that he was trust worthy, although... you instincts had been wrong before. "I" you began hesitant "I..I mudered someone m-my best friend..." You had done it you just confest to mudereing someone, your body felt somewhat lighter now, as though a weight had been lifted off your shoulders. You sat silently waiting for a reaction. You expected disgust or anger.... although nothing could have prepared you for what did happen.

Laughter..loud genuine amused laughter, that's what you heard. Bouncing off the walls echoing throughout the church like ringing bells. It continued for what seemed like eons, you sat in disbelief and shock. You had just told this man you had mudered in cold blood..and he laughs? What the actual fuck!?. You heard hoots and the sound of a hand slapping down on a knee, the laughter slowing to amused chuckles and childish giggles. "Oh my dearest is that all it was!?' he laughed again " when I saw the look on your face I figured you had blown up an orphanage!" There's so much guilt radiating off you darling it's......... Intoxicating" he purred, his voice deepening rapidly. You felt heat flow through your body making you gasp softly. You felt a tingling in your legs and goosebumps erupt on you skin. A low growl met you ears "Darling" he began "it is true what you commited was terribly sinful and it's a guarantee that stain had locked you out of Hevean" he wisperd bringing his mouth closer to the holes " but...I can fix that I can purify you filthy soul of sin don't you want that?" His breathes were getting slower and deeper.. desperate. You were silent for a few seconds the sudden heat in your body making it hard to think "yes" At that small little word you swore you could see a large teethish smile gleaming through the holes.

This is were smut begins if you don't like that please stop reading

Apon the door of the conffesional opening and seeing the man for the first time you had only one word come to mind. Beautiful he was the most beautiful man you had ever seen. He was tall with a built figure and pale skin, blonde curls framed his face and looked silky to the touch, crystal blue eyes bore into you as though they could see your soul they were his most striking feature, truly he looked like a angel. He smirked at your reaction pleased amused. Wasting no time he closed the conffesionals door behind him as he entered leaving you both in complete darkness, stalking towards you. You felt two hands cup your cheeks and roughly pull you forward into a passionate kiss. You froze for a second in suprize before wrapping your arms around his neck and kissing back with just as much force, you lips molding together perfectly. You squeaked as he roughly bit down on you lip, demanding entry. As soon as there was enough room to he pludge his tung into your hot mouth, exsploring his new territory eagerly. You held onto him tightly afraid if you were to let go you'd fall feeling you legs start to wobble. You wimperd when you felt him start to suck the wound he had inflicted on you bottom lip coxing the crimson liquid that he craved so desperately, sucking rougher as each drop hit his tung his eyes rolling back slightly in ecstasy. We he was done claiming your mouth he began leaving hot kisses on your flushed skin, kissing the side of your mouth trailing to your ear leaving littel bite marks after each kiss. " Lucifer" he panted into your ear you looked at him in question "that's my name sweet little lamb" you raised a eyebrow and chuckled breathlessly "how ironic" a preist named Lucifer? what a contradiction. He chuckled deeply before pressing his mouth to your ear "indeed it is darling but even so" he paused for effect " it wouldn't be very gentlemanly of me if I didn't tell you what name to scream out" he purred his accent thick before nibbling your earlobe. You panted and moaned when you felt his warm tung trail down your neck to you throat. You gasped and immediately gripped his hair as you felt his hand trailing down you thigh, running his nail's along the sensitive skin teasingly. You groaned as your core became hotter and began to throb in need as the touches got closer..and closer. They stopped why did they stop "ah ah now now deary not yet.. my job is to punish sinners. You growled at the shit eating grin on Lucifer's face, waving his finger in your face Tuting. "Give me your hand dear" you reached your left hand out in confusion. You were annoyed that he had stopped and you just wanted to do whatever it was you had to do to continue on with your "cleansing" the throbbing in your core was becoming painful and hard to ignore.

He shook his head grinning cheekily "no no little lamb the one that held the knife" you raised your eyebrow before slowly handing him your right-hand. He twirled you around switching your positions, sitting down on the leather seat with you now standing above him. Slowly he guided your hand beneath the white robes he wore to his pants were you felt a large bulge. He gasped gentely at your touch "now dear I want you to stroke it until I tell you to stop understood?" You nodded grumbling under your breath and judging from how lucifer smile widen maliciously he had heard your curses. Gentely you removed his robe and unzipped his pants. Your eyes widened at the size of him, you hadn't been expecting that. Lucifer who had been watching you, resting his hand on his cheek, smirked proudly " now sweetheart don't tell me your afraid~" he cooed mockingly. You looked up at him, you face unimpressed " you know Luci you really shouldn't antagonize a girl who's holding your dick...she might accidentally squeeze a little bit to hard" Lucifer simply chuckled and winked at you " oh please darling..show me just how much of a animal you are...be warned though I'll do the same" he flicked his tung over his teeth at you. You smirked and roughly started to stroke him, your smirk winded when you saw him digging his nail's into the leather and desperately trying to suppress a animalistic growl failing as he threw his head back and moaned wildly. "Aww what's wrong Luci can't handle a few strokes" you cooed, licking the precum that erupted from his tip. You had only a second to blink before Lucifer grabbed your head and slamed it down on his dick, giving you only seconds to adjust before vilonetly thrusting into your throat. " Thats right" he panted "take all of daddy's" he was cut off when you scraped your teeth against him realising a high pitched moan "such-such a good girl~"

It continued like that for a while before he evually came, holding your head down not letting go until he was certain that all his seed had gone down your throat. He fell back on the seat gasping and panting, the conffesionals temperature having rizen dramatically in the span of 30 minutes. Once he had regained somewhat of a thinking mind he picked you up gentely and sat you on his lap. He smiled approvingly as he looked at your face, red and flushed, bits of your hair clining to your face. He chuckled when he saw some of his liquid on your face " such a messy eater dearest" he teased, licked the remaining seed off your cheek, wrapping his arms around you and molding his lips with yours , wiping said seed onto your tung. He absolutely loved doing this with you. He loved the way you got on your knees for him and sucked him off as though you were a starving animal and he your only food force. He made him feel so, so very powerful. It made him feel like a god and you were his worshiper. That's it he had made his mind up, you belong to him now and he was going to fuck you raw until you knew it to.

He smiled at your exspression " what's wrong dear I didn't fuck you that hard did I? Or Am I just that fantastic?" You glared up at him with puffed cheeks "shut...the fuck....up" you huffed breathlessly, wacking him softly in the chest. Lucifer smirked, oh the things he was going to do to you " ho ho! it seems this little lamb still has quite a mouth on her!"

He laughed softly before leaning into your ear and growling in the deepest tone you had herd from him. Each word seemed to echo in an otherworldly way, but you were sure that this was just your mind playing tricks. It was quite, dare you say it demonic "but that's okay because when I'm finished with her" he paused " her throat will be to swore from screaming my name say such naughty things". It happened in one movement. He had picked you up and slamed you against the conffesionals wall and ramming himself fully inside you, not giving you time to adjust as he began to thrust wildly each one harder and faster than the last. Your eyes rolled back into your head as you clawed at lucifers back, leaving deep scratches and marks, which he loved. "Fu-fuck Lucifer!" You screamed, the pleasure overwhelming "that's right" he growled, his voice getting deeper as his true form began to surface "TELL ME WHO OWNS YOU TELL ME WHOS THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS TO FUCK YOU LIKE THIS" he roared, his nail's turning into claws, digging into your back drawing blood. "YOU LUCIFER I BELONG TO YOU ONLY YOU" you cried out, bucking your hips into him. You sank you teeth into his shoulder at a particularly hard thrust, muffling another scream. Lucifer growled at the scent of blood and the feeling of your nails and teeth buried so roughly in him. " Such a good little breeding bitch you are" he groaned as your nails sank deeper " do you know how tightly your cunt is clining to me? Are you that desperate to be breeded my dear? Don't worry.. if your a good little whore and let me fuck the sin out of you I'll gladly put a little prince or princess in your womb" as he let out another roar his horns sprouted from his head. Half his face being his true fallen angel one and the other his human disguise. His teeth became sharp and his tung snake like, one eye pupil being slit and the other the sparkling blue that had drawn you in. "Oh deary me..looks like the cats out of the bag.

He panted his voice fully demonic "suprizessss" he said with a snakish lisp, flicking his tung over his teeth at you and did a little jazz hand before sinking his teeth in your shoulder, the taste driving him crazy.

Your hands griped his horns tightly, trying to keep yourself up as he rammend into you so deep you swore you could feel him touching your heart. "Lucifer f-faster" you wimperd before screaming in pleasure as you felt several things attach to your walls keeping lucifer Inside you, he couldn't move as much but it still felt hevanly. After a few more minutes, you two having been at this for hours upon hours, having multiple orgazims and been in Manny positions you felt your vision start to fade. With one last thrust lucifer let out a high pitched whine before growling lowly and cumming inside you, your jucies mixing together "LUCIFER' was the last thing you screamed before passing out, Lucifer catching you. Gentely he pulled out after all his seed was in your womb, panting heavily placing kisses over all the bites and scratches he had placed on your body. He sat down on the leather chair your body curled up to him, his hand gentely running through your hair checking for injuries. Looking around at the state of the conffesional he laughed there were several large claw marks on the walls and the door was barely hangging on, a pile of both your torn clothing in the corner " wonder how those church goers are going to explain this" in truth he didn't care, no he only cared about the exhausted girl who was currently nuzzling up to him. He smiled softly, placing a sweet kiss on your lips before summoning a robe and wrapping it around you putting on his usual outfit. He was very glad he answered you summons. When had herd you wishing for a angel to help you confess he had fully intend in messing with you... however plans changed, now you were his mate, his beautiful little lamb and he was never going to let you go. With that he summoned a portal to hell and stepped through, you in his arms. One things for certain you had repented for you sins all to the help of a beautiful preist.

Annnnnnd that's a wrap I do appreciate constructive feedback. Sorry for spelling and grammar errors as well if the smutty part want that good. Again I get really shy about those things.

[cagetraumasam-archive]

okay, so some people think sam is “the boring brother” which is just so wild to me. like,,, his personality may not be as in-your-face as deans, but he has LOTS of personality and quirks!!! for example

diverse music taste, he’s into some pop (i think i remember there was  a thing about that in season 4), 80s “hair rock,” as well as the show’s Iconic Classic Rock songs

knows a bunch of languages? a little spanish, latin (well enough to recite an excorcism backwards???), i think i remember sumerian?, some french, enochian, a littel asl

Knows Some Arts Stuffs bc of college

also just randomly remembers things from his college classes over ten years later WTF HOWS HIS MEMORY SO GOOD

was good at creative writing in high school and probably still would be if given the opportunity 

genuinely enjoys history podcasts (he let mick listen to one bc he’d been meaning to listen to it forever in s12)

fascination with serial killers???? sam?????

strong phobia of clowns

likes farmers markets!

LITERALLY CANNOT LOOK AT A PERSON WHO IS SAD WITHOUT GETTING SAD HIMSELF THE BOY HAS HIGH EMPATHY LEVELS

wears the same type of clothes always (relatable), but can actually rock a cardigan

dreamed of marshmallow nachos as a child? iconic.

is lowkey kinda a disaster but has everyone convinced he’s the Functional One (examples of his disaster-ness: (not an exact quote) “didnt we have like half a bag of coffee left” “i killed it” and literally tries to ask a therapist what ‘catharsis’ is)

named a dog Dog once, presumably bc he didn’t want to get attached, before eventually renaming him Riot

likes soda!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. like i know he’s known for being the healthy eater and he is for sure, but also once in s2 he left a bar to go back to the motel and gets a soda from the vending machine. adorable. ALSO SMOOTHIES

likes people but is also very introverted and lowkey socially anxious (imo)

when faced with God, wanted to ask him All The Science Questions

babbles when nervous

can do yoga

sits weird on furniture all the time (again, relatable)

used to insist on doing “honest work” rather than hustling pool and whatnot

feel free to add more

in conclusion: sam isn’t boring you guys are just biased

[carnwennhau]

what's a random headcanon you have for any god you'd like to share with the class :^o

ask and ye shall receive 😩 I was just going to leave one but I’ve decided today is the day I Go Off and just yell abt gods, so you get several 

merlin is a shut-in and would rather be inside doing magic shit than going out. actual matches are an exception because he’s a competitive hoe but other than that? arthur has to debate w him on why he should go hiking with him. 

don’t read this is you’re underage it’s thotty. my friend mentioned it and I’m legally obligated to say that merlin is a pillow princess. no i won’t elaborate on that

ares is a total momma’s boy. like, rip to zeus but hera is different. if zeus tells him to do something, there’s a good chance he’s not going to out of pure spite. But if Hera tells him to do the same thing, he will. at least 80% of the time. sometimes he’s just feeling like a rebellious littel bastard

I made a joke about heimdallr giving people free passes to use the bifrost once and it has just stuck. he calls them heimdollars. they look like American dollars with Heim giving you a thumbs up on the front and the back is a hand-drawn rendition of the bifrost by yours truly.

if you make fun of his art, you will never see another heimdollar in your life. 

achilles & bellona are bros. they’re just 🤝 on wanting to beat people up and also disrespecting authority. they share one collective brain cell and have to fight over it each time they hang out. 

king arthur has an awful fashion sense. back in camelot, he had advisors and inherited a wardrobe of royal attire but now that he’s moved out? he is Free and he Will wear crocs. he has a collection of them. 

sol just. really likes cats. it doesn’t matter what a cat is doing, she can just look at one and just be. “ah, that’s a mood.” all of these are her moods:

this is straight up just canon but I need everyone to know: nox pegs

[blookmallow]

I MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS LOOK

I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I L

ok backing up a bit rieklings are these lil goblin things that have been attacking me all across solstheim for a while, but THEN i found THIS 

SINCE WHEN DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TALK!! WHAT!!!!! OF COURSE I FOLLOW YOU also your foot is. uh. disappearing into the snow there bud

they took me to meet their chief 

it is an honor, sir 

i also just noticed he’s sitting like a jarl fjdsgj

[nods thoughtfully] muwafathoo

they needed help getting their warthog thing back and collecting scathcraw which i was absolutely down for, but then, uh

they wanted me to help raid the nearby nord village :’)

the Bad Nords who keep attacking them, they said, but this. is definitely a nord mead hall that they clearly took over :’ ) 

but i mean, its theirs Now, i guess,

i felt bad but i really didn’t wanna betray my lil goblin buddies and i didn’t really even know the nord people anyway, and I’m already a dark brotherhood assassin, so, like, technically this kinda shit is my job already, 

so we killed the nords lmao it was far enough away from the guards that i didnt get a bounty for it but

so then the riekling chief thought i was trying to assert dominance over him as the Strongest and he challenged me but i REALLY DIDN’T WANNA FIGHT HIM :’) SIR YOU ARE SO SMALL. I’M SORRY. YOU ARE A TINY THING 

i forgot i was wearing the ebony mail, which poisons anything around you that registers as an enemy, so he literally just died from poison exposure and i did not do Anything 

so as far as these guys know im a fucking god who can strike things down without moving a muscle 

they didn’t seem too upset about their chief though and just declared me the new chief so i guess this is just how they roll :’) 

SO ANYWAY NOW I HAVE ALL THESE FRIENDS. THEY CAN ACT AS FOLLOWERS I CAN BRING LIL GOBLINS ON ADVENTURES WITH ME AND I’M DYING 

look at him...........my littel man............

if you dismiss them you get this though 

he’s not a PET he’s my FRIEND

but apparently bc they’re “pets” you can have one of them and a regular follower at the same time even though they can like. carry stuff and follow commands (not all commands but most things) 

they are SURPRISINGLY VERY WELL BEHAVED LIL GREMLINS i was afraid they might act aggressively if i brought them into town or something but no they only attack if you tell them to or if there’s an active threat. im not sure how they understand me bc the chief was the only one who could really communicate, i haven’t heard any recognizable words since “you. fo. llow. me” 

they do tend to say the same phrases a lot though so I’m pretty sure they have language! the only thing I can tell for sure is I think “fa ra walla” means “goodbye” since they always say that when you dismiss them 

the game mechanics aren’t there to actually do it but i like to think medea is something of an anthropologist and is trying to study them, teaching them her language and trying to learn theirs 

i brought him to meet my cow i think he likes her 

doesn’t like chairs, though. i offered him a chair and he just kept saying JOOOO FAH so i guess that means no 

anyway ive decided everyone gets presents and everyone’s getting names im gonna give them all enchanted daggers so i can tell which one’s which since several of them have the same model and I can’t tell them apart 

this guy’s grendel

they don’t seem to use weapons you give them but they will carry it

im not 100% sure but from what i can tell so far it does seem to be the same group of 9 rieklings (i counted them and made note of how many there were of each type, gave a few of them specific items to hold, dismissed them, traveled around for a bit, came back and could still count the same numbers and could still find the ones with the items I gave them) so this SHOULD work to keep track of them unless they do eventually just reset or get randomized again

it would make sense for them to all be the same every time you visit though considering the possibility for them to be carrying something for you that you might need back 

this one’s caliban i took him to meet cicero i think they’re friends 

also i gave him a necklace and it does register as being equipped even though you can’t actually See it so im choosing to believe he liked it and put it on 

anyway here’s Most Of the squad, a few of them were inside 

im still collecting daggers for them all and deciding who gets which names but ive decided they’re grendel, caliban, fidget, gollum, orlok, crabbe, goyle, fester, and igor and i love every single one of them with my entire heart 

also my bard was standing on a chair the entire time grendel was in the house which was probably an unrelated glitch but was VERY funny

most of the time no one seems to notice my weird little goblin friend but i did have one guy in solstheim briefly panic and call for help for no apparent reason and then get over it so he might have gotten freaked out before he realized i had the situation handled :’)

lucia’s kinda scared of them too :’( he’s nice,

BOY SAVED ME FROM A DRAUGR I DIDN’T EVEN SEE NICE WORK BUDDY!!! 

look at this sickass skull we found and also my baby boy’s precious darling little face 

also the rest of the rieklings on the island still act aggressively toward me even if i have one of them with me, and my dude has no hesitation in attacking them so i guess there’s warring tribes going on or something :’) it is very stressful bc i do NOT want to end up hitting one of my boys on accident though 

found this in one of the enemy riekling caves, WHERE did u get this 

i dont think dark elves even worship dibella 

also, sidenote, why is dibella the only one who gets a statue she’s like my least favorite and she’s the only one i can have statues of

i mean i have some shrines in my falkreath basement now but why can’t i have like, a cool arkay statue or something

An Entire Fucking Pile Of Lusty Argonian Maid, which raises SO many more questions

can.... can rieklings read??? 

there was also one single telekinesis tome buried under all these. why 

[faithended-moved]

VERY IMPORTANT REASONS WHY SAM IS NOT THE BORING BROTHER

diverse music taste, he’s into some pop (i think i remember there was  a thing about that in season 4), 80s “hair rock,” as well as the show’s Iconic Classic Rock songs

knows a bunch of languages? a little spanish, latin (well enough to recite an excorcism backwards???), i think i remember sumerian?, some french, enochian, a littel asl

Knows Some Arts Stuffs bc of college

also just randomly remembers things from his college classes over ten years later WTF HOWS HIS MEMORY SO GOOD

was good at creative writing in high school and probably still would be if given the opportunity

genuinely enjoys history podcasts (he let mick listen to one bc he’d been meaning to listen to it forever in s12)

fascination with serial killers???? sam?????

strong phobia of clowns

likes farmers markets!

LITERALLY CANNOT LOOK AT A PERSON WHO IS SAD WITHOUT GETTING SAD HIMSELF THE BOY HAS HIGH EMPATHY LEVELS

wears the same type of clothes always (relatable), but can actually rock a cardigan

dreamed of marshmallow nachos as a child? iconic.

is lowkey kinda a disaster but has everyone convinced he’s the Functional One (examples of his disaster-ness: (not an exact quote) “didnt we have like half a bag of coffee left” “i killed it” and literally tries to ask a therapist what ‘catharsis’ is)

named a dog Dog once, presumably bc he didn’t want to get attached, before eventually renaming him Riot

likes soda!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. like i know he’s known for being the healthy eater and he is for sure, but also once in s2 he left a bar to go back to the motel and gets a soda from the vending machine. adorable. ALSO SMOOTHIES

likes people but is also very introverted and lowkey socially anxious (imo)

when faced with God, wanted to ask him All The Science Questions

babbles when nervous

can do yoga

sits weird on furniture all the time (again, relatable)

used to insist on doing “honest work” rather than hustling pool and whatnot

makes rlly bad jokes ie: “Did I miss anything?” (2x14), “You were fRaMeD,” (11x7) “yeah,,okay.” (7x5)

when he’s actually drunk (in Playthings or Party On, Garth for example) or high (Sam, Interrupted) or fever-sick like in 8x21, he’s very a) giggly, b) honest, and c) sweet but dorky (and straightforward)

sometimes canNOT help himself and has grabby hands—like the squeezy thing, the bear with the pull string, that weird dressed-up taxidermy animal. AND THEN he turns around and tells Dean off for the same exact thing snkskjsksj 

apparently? maybe? watches law shows? (”I saw that on The Good Wife.” 7x4) 

pretends not to be judgy, but totally is about the stupid little things lmao

wanted to be exactly like his big brother when he was little and defo mimicked him ALL THE TIME

good with kids

when Dean is gone is one heckin! scary boi!

on the note of actually being the disaster brother, “ Let me tell you, whoever said Dean was the dysfunctional one, has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands.” 

when he tries to use ASL for the first time in years he confuses his signs and accidentally flips Eileen off akfldjal;kfjla what a mess ™ (prolly ONLY remembers the profanity he learned, how very human of him)

good at math/distances? like the time he figured out where dean was based on a train whistle and the train schedule?

always wants people to forgive themselves but won’t forgive himself >:(O 

( ALL CREDIT TO THIS POST, I JUST WANTED IT NEATER AND IN ONE LIST )