#he's mah spy daddy

[iris-in-the-rain]

[initiatingtheheadcanons]

You’ll get angry men, mah dear anon

Also, drabbles cuz why not :D

Reader: Fem!Reader

Masterlist

[ Scout ]

Setting: Restaurant

You are extremely pissed by the two men trying to get your number which you refuse to give. You are eyeing on Scout who is on the counter to buy your dinner inside this damned restaurant, these two men are persistent of really get your number.

When Scout is done, he immediately met your eyes and calmly walks up to you, internally seething.

“Hey” he said as he puts each hand on the men’s shoulders, “That’s my babe you’re messing with, you sleazebags better screw off”

The two men looked at each other and laughed as they mocked your boyfriend. “You’re with this asshole? Shame because he doesn’t take a-“

Scout’s fist connected to his face, hard enough to knock a tooth out. The other man is surprised and tried to throw a punch, but Scout easily dodged it and he threw an uppercut. Of course, the security immediately came over to pull Scout away from the assailants and you immediately stepped in to defend your boyfriend who has his nostrils flared up and has his ferocious blue eyes fixated on the jackasses who are leaving the place.

You two are officially banned from the restaurant after your decent explanation. You thanked Scout for defending you and you saw him grin, you know that he’s back to being a goofball.

[ Soldier ]

Setting: Bar

You can see Soldier fuming as he approaches the guy who backed you into a corner of the bar, his arm over your head and face dangerously close to yours. The asshole received a tap of his shoulder and his ugly smirk turned into a frown.

“Whaddya wa-“ he was stopped in mid-sentence as your boyfriend didn’t waste time to punch him straight on the face. You got out of the corner as soon as you can and watched the guy fell over like a piece of lumber.

“That’s what you get for messing with my sweetheart!” he shouted angrily. You quickly dragged Soldier out of the place before causes more commotion but you can’t hide that smile from your face.

[ Pyro ]

Setting: Dimmed-lit residence

You swore someone is stalking you since you and Pyro got near their residence. Pyro sensed this too as well and pretend leave by waving as they walked away.

Your stalker finally went out of the shadows and asked for your number. Creepy bastard, he’s been following you for your fucking number?

Pyro was able to sneak behind the man and threatened him with their signature flame thrower. You almost burst out of laughter when the man run for his dear life, tail between his legs.

[ Demoman ]

Setting: Bar

Demo isn’t as drunk when he saw the two creeps in front of you which is totally disregarding your personal bubble. They are trying to get you into their apartment to do some shit which you know where this is going.

He didn’t hesitate to whack his bottle on one of them and wildly swinging the broken bottle to the other one, Demo threatening that he’ll kill both of them if they continue to bother you.

The two men didn’t give up and fought Demo who took them down without breaking a single sweat.

“Next time, lads, don’t mess with someone’s lover” he says as he tries to drink from his broken bottle.

[ Heavy ]

Setting: Bar

Heavy stomps his way to you and makes his way through the crowded bar, the asshole who kept nudging you on the back of your seat notices your boyfriend and immediately stops asking for your name.

“Is there a problem?” Heavy asked in a very stern voice, his eyes fixated on the guy bothering you for quite some time now, “Who’s this tiny baby?”

You heard the scrambling of the guy’s feet behind you and you didn’t dare to look back knowing that the guy wouldn’t dare to go back to have his limbs broken.

[ Engineer ]

Setting: Bar

You are pissed by the guy who keeps asking for your name on the counter of the bar, you ignore by drinking the drink you ordered. When he advances to touch you, you saw Engie grabbing the guy’s shoulder. His face is red in anger and you could feel the shit is about to go down.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you, partner” he hissed the final word, you could hear his mechanical hand twitching from his side. You smirked and drink the last drop from your glass as Engie punches the hell out of the guy with his mechanical hand. The guy dropped on the floor with his lights out.

You two walked out from the bar like nothing happened, thanking our boyfriend before both of you laughing your asses off.

[ Medic ]

Setting: Bar    

You could’ve sworn you can see the imaginary smoke fuming from Medic’s head when you saw him approaching on the guy invading your personal space, leaving you no chance to escape.

“What’s happening here?” your boyfriend’s voice interrupted the guy who cornered you. Before the guy could turn around, he collapsed on the floor and your eyes followed Medic’s hand with an empty syringe. He’s smirking as he hid the syringe on one of his pockets and you can’t help but be relieved he saved you from being harassed.

[ Sniper ]

Setting: Bar

Sniper knew you were in trouble when you have this moron endlessly trying to catch your attention in the corner of your eye while you mind your own drink. Sniper made his way to you calmly and sat on his reserved seat beside you.

The moron finally notices him and gets up from his chair to confront Sniper, you internally panicked while your lover remained cool and continue sipping on his drink. Before the sleazebag could do anything to him, he slipped on something and groaned loudly.

You can’t help but laugh and covered your mouth with your hands to suppress your laughter. Sniper chuckles alongside with you and you giggled as you two get up, leaving the asshole still lying on the floor with Sniper’s piss coming from one of his jars.

[ Spy ]

Spy is right beside you when an asshole starts to flirt you. Like, really, this guy thought Spy is your sugar daddy. You want to roll your eyes so hard and you could see behind Spy’s eyes burning with anger. You two leave the bar and he excuses himself to leave once your outside.

You weren’t that surprised when Spy almost killing the man who said disgusting things to you and him. He came to you with little trace of blood on his hands and face, twirling his signature butterfly as you tell him not to do that again but you thanked him anyways.

[themisterioso2000]

This mah TF2xAT ff idea partner

So, i'm a big fan of both Team Fortress 2 (or War Hat Simulator 2) and Adventure Time. And in my twisted twisted mind, i have a little idea of how, well more like who'd be on the team if it took place in the AT universe. Now, maybe one distant day, i'll do a Tf2-At crossover ff. But as for now, imma just list the characters.

Flame Princess as Scout: I know that many people were thinking "FP surely needs to be pyro" but not on my book. I mean, she is young at the time she has been cocky and well she had daddy issues. Also her elemental power can be use like some of Scout's abilities. Like double(or more) jumping, via creating an explosion at her feet while she's jumping, or the Bonk! ability, by eating a piece of coal (instead of drinking the Bonk!) and using the fuel rush to become pure flames.

Jungle Princess as Soldier: Well, many people barely even know of here but, when her design was first presented i totally fell in love with it. And since she doesn't have a personality, she can be whatever fans want in they AUs. I like to think that, she has a wacky silly personality like Soldier and well, since i think she lives in the Jungle, she'd probably have at least some militarylike survival abilities.

Dead princess as Pyro: I mean, duh. Back during the first seasons of the show, she was kinda creepy. When she got saved by Finn and Jake, she barely said a word. Also the fact that she has no skin, makes her sorta immune to afterburn.

Marceline the vampire Queen as the Demoman: Well this one is my favorite, she has been alive for a LOOOONG time so who's the one saying that she hasn't learn a thing or two about bombs. Also, come on, say the truth. If the game was like this, her Bass would totaly be the most wanted demoknight weapon and the Hambo the most wanted cosmetic.

Muscle princess as Heavyweapons guy: Well they're both big, muscly and like to workout. Sorry but i really like her just for this.

Princess Bubblegum as Engineer: One, she TOTALY would rock the texan outfit, two they are both smart and have a knack to build things. Also the medical spot was already taken.

Doctor Princess as Medic: I know tecnicaly it's PB the german between the two (no really she is german), but since she is a way better engie, the role falls to everyone favorite fake princess. Also i ship her with MP and i ship Med with Heavy so. Yeah.

Lumpy Space princess as Sniper: "*plop* Noice!" I've aged her a bit, now she's a reclusive moody teenager. She likes the team but prefers to stay alone. Also her relationship with her family is way different from the one of Sniper. Her parents do not approve her presence in to the team.

Ghost princess as Spy: She is a revived-ghost, so in my book she can turn invisible, fake her own death and become whoever she wants. Also she knows (in my AU) FP mother. So the Scout-Spy relationship is kinda "preserved".

Huntress Wizard as Ms. Pauling: She actualy snaced the place from Finn when she got re-introduced. No worries it's not a attempt to make a HWxFP ship. But i see here so fit to do the role of Ms. Pauling.

Finn the human as The Administrator: No he hasn't gone rougue, but it's actualy to make HW actions more real. Also he's temporanely out of the hero business, so he became the director of the team that the princesess formed.

Ice King as Merasmus: He doesn't chase after princesess anymore, he just wants a peacefull life in the Ice Kingdom. But when, due to an accident, JP moved in with him as his roommate, he got frustated by her silly and annoying behavor. So he attacked the team.

Well that is all folks, i hope you liked this little idea of mine. Let me know with a repost or a question your AU composition. Stay cool guys.

-with love Tm2 ❤

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

TF2 Scout Headcanon(s)/Story:

...you know, it strikes me that, in all the fanfic from TF2 I've ever read... none of them explicitly state Scout takes his headset off when he and whoever he's paired with at the time say either cute things or get freaky. At some point, in some string of the multiverse, at least one of his teammates has to have heard something they weren't supposed to.

Spy would never let him live it down. Engineer would try to rewire the headset to auto-shutoff (unless otherwise activated deliberately) after the match, and gives a half-hearted 'Talk' to him without making eye-contact. Sniper keeps making smug eye-contact, winking at the kid, because it's hilarious to him. Pyro... no one's sure what Pyro thinks. Maybe they pinch his cheeks and mumble something. Or they're so scandalised that Engie has to have a 'serious chat' with the scout about keeping things PG 13+ on the airways. Demoman is waiting with a bottle of something after he hears something (once he realises he didn't imagine it while drunk), delighted for 'the wee lad'. Against Medic's wishes/pointed glare, he hands it over and proclaims, "If he's old enough to be shaggin' about, he can have a drink!" to the Scout's eternal embarrassment. Heavy claps the kid on the shoulder, and says nothing. But Scout knows that the Russian knows, and acts weird about it for a week before realising Heavy doesn't care enough to tell the others. Medic hauls him off to 'talk' about the situation. Making Scout suffer through the entirety of The Talk (TM), one that covered every angle, and utilised banana-based demonstrations + talking about consent. Why? Well, Scout had made the older man suffer through a very uncomfortable few minutes (until he could yank out the earpiece, jammed in his ear) and gott im himmel, was he going to repay the kind in kind.

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Oh... I have one worse...Okay but like, the Scouts COLLIDE mid-battle and get the WRONG headsets. Couldn't happen, right? Wrong. Medics keep turning up to the wrong locations, and Engineers are putting dispensers in all the wrong places, Snipers are trying to pick off the targets they're being told to take out but they can't see 'em whatsoever, and Spies are confusedly watching the opposing Scouts shout about grabbing the intelligences when they clearly don't have it to hand. In short, it's a little bit of chaos.

But then, of course, they go back to their respective bases and partners/etc. And suddenly both teams are confused and incredibly awkward as they hear what sounds like their Scout with certain team members. Team members who, when subtly accosted later, have no idea what's going on. And then concerns are raised that the opposing Spies might be playing games with the Scout(s)... which sets off most of BLU team, because they all know who Scout's ding-dong-red-daddy is (Red Spy) and that makes it weird. But then Engineers try to call their Scouts in to talk to 'em about the situation... and they start to realise something's up when the youngest members can't find the Engineers. "I thought you said to come in the Kitchen?" says RED Scout, confusedly staring around the empty room. "That's right, so where are you?" responds the unknowing BLU Engie, leaning against the kitchen counter, arms folded. "Er, in the kitchen?" - "Yo Engie, thought you were in the basement?" crackles BLU Scout, looking about the empty room. "I am, son. Y'come in here and we can have a nice chat about something..." mumbles RED Engie, focused on the dispenser he's upgrading. "Er, yeah, I would if you were IN HERE!" he gets in response, making the builder pause. "You sure, I'm two feet from the door and I ain't no cloaked Spy..." "Sure I'm sure, buddy. I'm standing on your work bench and you ain't set a sentry on me yet... so ya clearly ain't here!" - BLU Engineer gives up and orders Scout to his workshop. Pausing at the doorway to realise there's a Scout in there already... talking to... someone, and standing atop his workbench. "Git offa there, ya brat!" he shouts, startling the BLU Scout into falling off. The Scout in his headpiece makes an offended  noise... as the one he's looking dead at shrieks, and falls off the table. Landing limbs akimbo, with someone shouting in his ear, demanding to know if the Scout's alright. The demand is followed by confused silence. BLU Scout staring at his Engineer, while the other kept talking. RED Engineer tries to step out of his workshop and finds himself slammed into by the RED Scout. Who rebounds into a doorway, and slams into the floor pretty damn hard. - Things are starting to piece together... the Engineers snag their appropriately coloured Scouts off the floor, and check them over. At least one of them might have a concussion from that little bout of activity. But both of them seem to have twigged that the Engineer they're looking at isn't the one talking to them. Headsets are appropriated. "Hello? This is RED's Engineer, who is this?" "Howdy, I'm BLU's Engineer... and I'm thinking that everything's making a lot more sense now." "I'll say! Although I'm not sure how in Sam Hill these two managed to switch their headsets without realising..." BLU Scout groans, smacking a hand to his forehead. "We fuckin' collided in the last battle, sent our shit sprawling everywhere..." He gets a light cuff about the ear from BLU Engie. "Language, son." Not learning from his duplicate's mistake, RED Scout adds his two cents. "Yeah, that freaking chucklehead nearly sent us both to respawn by BONK!ing it up before comin' round a corner at me. Nearly made off with m'fuckin' bat too, ya thieving bastard!" He gets a right old whack too; not hard, just reproving. "Hey, what gives? Ya taking his side over mine, Engie? He's a BLU?!" "No, Scout, I'm taking the side of common decency. Watch yer language, son." Replies REDEngineer. "Yeah, yeah, fine." Sulks the Scout. - "Well now, it ain't hard to see how this snafu came about considerin' your Scout and mine are so damn similar." adds BLU Engineer in the silence, having heard it all through the headpiece. "Downright spooky that none'a us even realised we'd switched Scouts..." confirmed RED Engineer. Throwing an apologetic at his Scout, who looked torn between anger and betrayal at the revelation. "To be fair, son, you two sound mighty close to identical, especially when y'throw in the battle noises and such." Okay, both Engineers were getting hurt, yet petulant, expressions. "Aw don't be like that, son..." BLU tried. Immediately seeing he wasn't going to get anywhere with that line of interaction. "Now, I'm mighty sorry we hurt'ya feelings, but the whole reason I was so insistent about talking ta Scout was because..." He dropped off. RED Engineer's expression was downright priceless. "I don't suppose ya overheard something... ya weren't supposed to, involving Scout here?" "Actually, yes. Me'n the rest of the team were worried he might've been, er, tricked by the opposing Spy somehow when we heard... a kerfuffle of sorts, over the headsets -and son, ya need to turn'em off after battle, I can;t stress that enough. Except the other class involved wasn't actually 'involved' if y'get my meaning. I was looking at the person we heard what we thought was our Scout, making a fuss over... so it couldn'ta been them." BLU extrapolated. "Oh, an' if I might ask, who was it?" RED grinned, taking in the horrified expression of his Scout. Who had not caught on that both Engineers, and indeed, their entire teams, had at least a vague idea who they were not-so-sneakretly seeing. "Now RED, I ain't one to go around telling others' secrets... but you might not want to know that the restraints in the- " and here it cut out because RED Scout had grabbed the headset and was shouting over him about nothing in particular. RED Engineer's expression was priceless as he let the Scout calm down, and took back the headset. "I was kidding, son... you 'n him are fine in mah book. Don't worry about it. To be honest, I'm more concerned about BLU Scout and-..." And then it was his turn to hear a verbal barrage, even though he managed to get the Class name across anyway, shrugging. "Everyone knows already, boys, no one minds. At least, I think they're more relieved y'weren't fooled by the Spies, t'be perfectly honest. Specially since Red Spy is ya fath-..." "DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE!" BLU Scout shouts, and it sounds like a scuffle on the other end as RED team waits. When it dies down, a winded BLU Engineer comes back over the channel. "The more pressing question is how t'get the headsets back to their rightful Scouts without Her Upstairs finding out..." "Can we just pull off the slam-into-each-otha thing from yesta-day?" BLU Scout pants. "Nah, think the ol' witch'll be suspicious of that. Once is'n accident, twice without killin' each otha is a pattern." RED Scout responds. RED Engineer fights down the urge to correct his english. "Alright, then what about we get the Spies to do a straight-up, cloaked swap of the things?" "...and tell frenchie th' whole story? Are ya freakin' insane, Engie?!"  Shouts RED Scout, arms flailing, not quite in the right direction. Maybe he should take the kid to see the Doc... or uh, not, considering... He clears his throat. "Now boy, we ain't got a lotta time to right this. She'll know if we don't get it fixed by morning, in fact I think She already has a good idea what's happenin' and is waitin' ta see what we're gonna do ta fix it. So if we gotta get the spies involved, that's what'll happen." "Awww man, but... fine." RED Scout gives in, huffing like a toddler on the brink of a tantrum. He's not as stupid as some on the teams think he is, and knows full well both Spies will (mad) milk this event for all it's worth. "Then it's settled." BLU Engineer says, relaxing. "Spah, my BLU and your RED, will have ta do the exchange..." "Oh no we will not be doing ze exchange!" cries the furious RED Spy decloaking behind his two teammates. RED Scout startles into a fight pose, and Engineer holds up a wrench automatically before relaxing. "Don't be that way, Spah..." sighs the builder. "Non, give me ze headset. It has caused enough trouble so far, and I would have a word with... the BLUs involved." It is handed over with some reluctance. Before the Spy can say anything, the BLU Scout's drawl comes through. Sounding very much like he would rather be bludgeoned to death before uttering the words. "Okay, fine. But Dad, d'ya know what might happen ta us if the Admin lady finds out we not only fucked up, but we were also fucking-..." "Oui." The words cuts the kid off pretty fast. "I am aware of who else you call 'Daddy' around zis compound, and I assure you, we will be talking about zis in depth soon enough." BLU Scout chokes off a strange sound, and goes quiet. RED Scout is laughing fairly hard in the background until BLU Engineer crackles through the open headset... "Ah, son, I'd be keeping my mouth shut, considering th' things ah heard you saying to-..." "DON'T SAY IT!" "...if y'can keep quiet, so can I." teases the BLU Engineer, as the RED one looks on the Scout in bemusement -the kid's face as scarlet as his shirt. "Oh, zis is truly 'ilarious." snorts the probably-should-have-been-expected voice of the BLU Spy. "Oh, our Spah's with us too, now. I'm giving him the headset and draggin' Scout here off t'see the Doc. Took a right nasty tumble off m'work bench, and I don't think he's seein' straight..."  BLU Engineer says, excusing the two of them as the Spy gets the headset. "Well thanks fer all'a your help with this. Mighty decent of ya, considerin'..." RED Engineer says, loud enough to be heard through the line. He turns to their Spy, "Will you be right with this? I think I'm gonna take the kid t'see the Medic too... haven't seen someone eat doorway that hard since the last time Demo got Pyro wasted." "Oui." says the masked man, dismissing the pair with a hand. "It seems once again we are forced to fix mistakes made by... lesser teammates." The BLU Spy says something in french through the line, and RED laughs. Engineer rolls his eyes, grabbing his Scout. "C'mon kid, let'em have their fun f'now. Let's get your head checked out..." "Aw, Engie, d'we have ta? Doc'll probably cut me open li-..." the complaining tailed off the further down the hall they traversed. - Alone in the room, the spies made brief plans to meet, unarmed (hon hon hon, yeah right), and exchange headsets. As if nothing had happened, at all. - And it works. Except now the opposing teams know FAR too much about the opposing Scouts and their er... class preferences. They'll never hear the end of it. But at least the dragon-lady admin didn't cotton on, right? Besides, most of the teams were okay with the wole thing... and despite some new-found respect for various members, they went back to killing each other the next day. That was all that mattered, right? RED vs BLU? Downtime was for any activity you wanted... even if it meant you had say, awkward conversations with your dad about ya relationship... or even, were unable t'look ya teammates in the eyes for a few days because'a the new taunts the opposing team were using against ya (mostly the Scouts' own words, to make it worse). At least the others involved were pretty okay with it, even if their own teams ribbed them about it for a week or so. The engineers worked together, with special dispensation from the Administrator, to make adaptations to the headsets. Only active on the field, during battle... but with a toggle for emergency activation if certain fleet-footed idiots maybe fell off a cliff during a pre-match jog outside'a base or something. The last part was a surprise. Authorisation to collaborate? Unheard of! But, not one to look a gift-horse in the mouth, they did it anyway. And never again did the Scouts lose their headsets, or give away far too much information about themselves to either team. - In her underground hideout, the Administrator was smoking, trying to relax. Her expression still caught in some degree of disgust over the whole affair. "Miss Pauling..." she called, and the purple-clad young woman startled beside her chair. "Yes, you. Goodness knows there's no one else here..." She huffs, realising on some level she was being unfair. And tries again. "Miss Pauling,  I need you to double-check the Engineers' schematics and find a subtle way of getting the Scouts to test the limitations of their new headsets... one that does not require your... charms." She smirks. "I do not feel they will work anymore on those two." "U-uh, anything you say, Administrator." Miss P nods, acquiescing immediately. She turns to leave, and frowns. "Is there... any particular reason for thi-...?" "Hmph. You have grown insolent, child. Why, a month ago you would not have dared to pause when given a task... and now you backtalk?" Miss Pauling freezes, assuming this is the moment when her replacement will kick down the door and put a bullet between her eyes. Before, presumably, hacking up the remains to bury in the desert somewhere... as she had done to other employees and problematic persons... But instead, the tense air is filled with a  wry, hacking laughter. Cigarette smoke wafting around the dimly-lit room like a fog. "Oh, you are a delight sometimes, Miss Pauling. I will make a woman of you yet, but it is suffice to say, that I wish to be certain there is never a repeat of this incident. The fools may not realise that their headset channels are filtered through my base of operations, but I do not ever want to have another evening ruined by a repeat performance based upon the Scouts' proclivities towards certain classes. Do you understand?" She nods in response, knowing that even with her back to Miss P, the Administrator had seen it. The older woman waves a dismissive hand. "Then GO, and let us never speak about this again, unless we need to blackmail the pair." "Yes, Administrator." She breathes and leaves the room. For some reason, Miss Pauling can't fight the grin on her face as she heads towards the external entrance. Not only did the entire situation resolve, but the Administrator had allowed team fraternisation to continue. Which simultaneously got both Scouts off her back, and proved beyond a doubt that the Administrator wouldn't give a damn about Miss Pauling's girlfriend, as long as the purple-clad young woman continued to perform her role. It was turning out alright.

[iris-in-the-rain]

Victor: Oh, here they come, oh no, they're all coming over. Oh god, here they come!

Ron: Victor Garber! Oh, I'm so excited! Hiiii! *kisses him*

Melissa and Michael: *kiss Victor too*

Michael: Spy Daddy! We all love Victor!

Victor: Don't touch me.

Ron: You're wearing your new Gucci outfit today.

Victor: Don't touch my hair.

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