#heavy side eye to

[yantao-enthusiast]

pleaaaase stop tagging wlw ships that are background on the mlm fics !!!!! the majority of that wlw ship tag is clogged up with mlm with just a dash of wlw when all the people want is them to be the stars PLEEASSSEEEEEE

[qwakque]

been thinking abt book 4 again,,,

[hawkeyeslaughter]

“ hawkeye’s not annoying “ he is !! he loves being annoying !! he annoys people whenever he can !! he does it to get whatever he wants !! he would be offended if you didn’t think he was annoying !! he would become ten times more annoying on purpose !!

[uncracked-case]

Case #1: New Beginnings

Greetings, people of Tumblr. I'm Detective Rodger, reporting for duty. In this case, I'll be documenting parts of my investigation as I go down the elevator with my friends. I could have jotted all of this down in a notebook, sure, but where's the entertainment in that? I might as well keep things interesting while on this investigation. You guys ask the questions, and I'll provide the answers. Sounds simple enough, yeah? ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ | This blog is run by @crescentdream3r with some help from @ocean-lunar, who drew the profile picture. | | I would like to point out that I am in no way affiliated with the creators of Dandy's World or the official game itself - I am simply a fan of Rodger, who thought that running an Ask blog would be fun. | ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ Rule: No NSFW asks. Please. ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

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7.15.23

[papa-evershed]

Rob James-Collier as Daniel Watson THE INHERITANCE

[kacievvbbbb]

Zoro and Mihawk are so funny because they both think they are the only normies in a world of strange people.

But the truth is that they are so fucking weird even by their weird world’s standards.

[nabaath-areng]

As children, twin brothers Jinn and Tchigri would always run away from home to embark on their so called 'expeditions' to ancient Turali ruins. Now in their adult years, they travel together as experienced archeologists, seeking to continue their mission over at distant shores. Years spent on the field using pickaxes and sledgehammers have served to help them develop new and refined techniques with their chosen tools, setting them apart from traditional miners who primarily hunt for ore. Whether it be ancient artifacts or hidden fossils, any remnants of the past are unearthed with utmost care and precision. It is not profit that drives the twins. Indeed, they merely possess an insatiable curiousity for all which came before them. To them, there's just something so very special about those who walked before not being all that different to those who now walk after. Every ruin tells them that same story; that people have always laughed, wept and bonded over the same things, then as they do now. Jinn and Tchigri hopes to compile all their findings into literature one day. Not for the sake of established scholars, but rather to introduce everyday people to the wonder of history and archeology, and thereby encouraging them to be curious about the world around them... and the stories that lie in wait, if you just know what to look for.

First attempt at writing for the so called 'background characters' (ie characters that aren't necessarily created to be fully fledged or detailed, but rather are just made for fun for me to play around with different designs and lore ideas without feeling like I have to commit wholly). I actually made their designs and gave them their names back in 2021 (and even drew them), but I just couldn't decide what their homeland should be and so they've kinda circled around aimlessly in my brain ever since then. Only now did it finally click when I realized how fitting Tural would be! Really helped them 'make sense' for me, which meant screenshot time!

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

A FANART OF FEYSAND UTM WHERE FEYRE ACTUALLY LOOKS MISERABLE???? MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

🎨: alexandrabrim_art

[rataccatak]

niche appreciation post: how kaySD draws sergey's side profile <33

[warcriminalpastry]

nico roseberg hates that twink farm owner as much as any other oscarina on tumblr

[musubiki]

love the weird timeskip taffy quirk where everyone slowly learns that hes obsessed with fruit

[nanamis-bigtie]

i think the funniest thing coming from having a hands-on experience with sex is learning that some of the "fanfiction lied to you, here's how it really is irl" takes have even less in common with reality than some random smut you run across on tumblr

in the end, sex is a very personal experience, there's no such thing as universal recipe for what will feel good and what will turn you on. and the other way round too. the key is to have open mind and to experiment - not only with a partner - and to remember sex is supposed to be fun

[the-acid-pear]

Y'know I really feel like Harry and Dave's relationship goes highly unexplored which is a shame because there IS quite a bit to explore, ESPECIALLY if you care about shipping. But as the game stands I mean, they must be aware of each other. Harry in fact definitely knows about Dave. I don't think he'd tell the fucking weird rotten bunny his terrible boss brought in IS the number one threat against Freddy's since day 1 but even so. Dave I don't think would see Harry as much more than A Phoney™ though, which is always more of an obstacle and way less of a person. Which is usually opposite of how Jack sees his often sole employee. Like, you get what I mean? It's almost similar to 2 with the main opposing routes being Peter and Dave except the stakes are arguably way lower now.

[doobnnoob-tf2]

So I accidentally sent this ask before reading the rules in the ask blog so, if the tf2 gang woke up as monsters, what would they be and how would they react?

all good, it happens a lot more often than you think!

Scout: a satyr. once he gets over his initial freak out, he's actually loving it. the new legs help him run faster and jump higher than before. he spends most of the first day outside, seeing what all he can do. and is arguably the least happy when it comes time to turn back, and starts pouting over how lame his old legs were

Soldier: an orc. he loves his new body. he's bigger and stronger than ever, he feels as though he can run this team better than before. he feels powerful and as if nothing can stop him. the problem is, he can't speak. only grunt and roar and make guttural sounds. some of the team think it's an improvement, some argue it was no different than before. he doesn't like that he doesn't get a say in the team meeting on how to fix this

Pyro: a dragon. they're the one that woke everyone up and alerted them that something was happening. if only because they're trapped inside their bedroom, only able to fit their head outside the door. everyone congregates in the hallway, coming and going and hanging out there so they can be involved in what all is going on since they can't freely move about the base like everyone else

Demoman: a minotaur. when everyone woke up and rushed out in a panic, he didn't know anything was wrong. that was until he went to charge out of his door and his horns smacked into the door frame and knocked him back. he constantly forgets they're there, and that happens more often than he's willing to admit. he eventually learns to turn his head and slowly make his way through the doors instead

Heavy: a yeti. he's more cranky than anything. a yeti out in the desert isn't ideal. he spends more time complaining under his breath in Russian and sitting in front of every fan he can find or sticking his head inside the freezer to cool off. someones digs out Pyro's kiddie pool and whoever looks the least suspicious goes out to buy enough ice to fill it and let the man sit in it

Engineer: a cyborg. if he's honest.. nothing really changes. he's a bit freaked out at first, as expected, until he remembers that's more or less what he already was. he's content to continue on with life as such, and is reluctant to agree when they all turn back to normal

Medic: a vampire. he wouldn't have known anything was wrong until he found himself standing and staring hungrily into his fridge full of blood bags. he ran some tests and discovered something was very off. he still grabbed one of the blood bags and promptly went upstairs to figure out what they should do about this

Sniper: a lycan. everyone thinks he's fine, he even laughs about how everyone else was cursed and he wasn't. that was until conveniently the very next night was a full moon and everyone woke up to the sounds of something getting in the trash. no one would have assumed anything if it hadn't been for the fact his glasses were still stuck to his face

Spy: a naga. he absolutely refused to come outside. everyone tried convincing him that they were all cursed and it would be easier to find a cure if they knew what he was too. the angry rattling tipped Sniper off. he's the least happy about the predicament and the first to demand that someone do something to fix this

[hedghost]

anyways my club could never