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avensartt · 2 years
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Day 21 : Coronation
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kylelover · 1 year
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SOUTH PARK SOCIAL MEDIA HEADCANONS
Hello, hi!! I am bored... so, let's write some headcanons hehe
Also thx for the support 🥺 I love you guys
STAN MARSH
This man hates tiktok and refuses to install it (it's canon ,,, I know) he would instead use some knock off version like YouTube shorts or Instagram reels 🤠
He would send Kyle tiktoks that were funny like 7 months ago which he JUST got to see on ig reels.
He probably has likes 4 posts on Instagram. Most of them are just pictures of his dog, his girlfriend and random ass pinterest pictures he liked
This man would have a pinterest board of goth music he liked back in his emo era
Also, when he was emo... he made a whole new instagram where posed as an e-boy
Just wanted you guys to let you know that.
He also watches call of duty and markiplier on youtube
his user is one that he made when he was 13 and he never changed it
It's stanfnaff
He deffo had a fnaf phase
KYLE BROFLOVSKI
We've all seen Cupid Ye by now...
He would totally have a tiktok account where he posts famous dances (renegade for example)
He expected them to go viral since his dance moves were pretty "smooth"
They never did
He uses Twitter just to comment on his friend's posts
Also to annoy Cartman by hacking his account
He doesn't actually hack him. His password is just CartmanBrahhh
This man never uses instagram
He never posted neither
His pfp is a selfie of him with ike
Since Ike isn't allowed to use Instagram, he uses his brother's account to watch updates of his favourite youtubers
Which explains why Kyle follows pewdipie lmao
His user is just his name with random numbers
Fucking kyleb8392
KENNY MCCORMICK
Let's be honest
He wouldn't even use social media
He has a phone but it's like all cracked and dirty and
It looks like a skinned iphone
He just found it on the street and surprisingly it worked
He has only instagram, youtube and pou installed
On Instagram his name is KensbigD and the only photo he ever posted is a very low quality picture of him
On youtube he watches sometimes commentary youtubers
His deepest darkest secret? Oh yeah, Kenny watches play doh egg videos
Overall he never uses his phone since he doesn't have wifi at all
He also has 18 pictures on his phone and it's memes that he finds funny and some others that already came with the phone which he never deleted.
ERIC CARTMAN
Cartman has every social media istg
He uses discord and Twitter to troll random people by making them think he's dreamsexual or some shit
His username on Instagram is Cartm.an9
He never posts anything
If he does it's probably just a really cringy photo with some filter he took of butters
On youtube he has a gaming channel ofc but has literally left it abandoned
I feel like he'd watch those videos of people eating really spicy stuff then saying NO REACTION
He tried to do it once
He went to the hospital for 4 days
CRAIG TUCKER
Craig would watch those 1 hour analysis video about a random movie
Or those summaries of weird kdramas
He watches cute guinea pig videos but never admits to it
His history is filled with minecraft videos that tweek watches every once in a while
On tiktok he would probably post those sarcastic memes like "Oh yeah galaxy is really big then theres you, a waste of space"
He used to have a secret account where he posted those cute partner videos with tweek
They went viral
Everyone saw them
Never again
His user on ig is probably just his name
Craig_Tucker
He posts pictures of things he finds cool
TWEEK TWEAK
Tweek watches those asmr videos on youtube
Also minecraft building and lego tutorials
Hes probably addicted to tiktok
His fyp is filled with those clickbait videos of "A METEOR IS HITTING THE EARTH SOON WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!"
Craig tried helping him by creating new accounts and blocking certain words
They keep coming back somehow
He never posts anything on instagram
He has both of his cameras covered with black tape
He's scared of them watching him
On tiktok he posted only once and it's a video of him in class drawing on the table
His user is just TTWEKE29
I'm tired and I don't want to keep writing... but Wendy would totally watch daily vlog diaries of fit girls
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onceandfuturelesbian · 3 months
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Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...
i definitely don’t mind, i LOVE getting asks so everyone please feel free to message me or send asks
here it goes
my top 10 favourite characters EVER (in no particular order)
1. nick miller (new girl)
- he’s so chaotic and stupid and i relate to him so much, definitely one of my favourite comfort characters
2. andy dwyer (parks and recreation)
- also chaotic and stupid, i just think he’s funny and adorable, just generally wholesome, another favourite comfort character
3. loki laufeyson (marvel cinematic universe)
- he’s on that absolute king shit!!! chaotic, funny, badass, has magic and can be scary (which is a slay). the fact that he’s queer is a major plus too
4. scott lang (marvel cinematic universe)
- just a goofy lil guy with so much love in his heart. another amazing and wholesome comfort character
5. merlin + arthur pendragon (bbc merlin)
- 2 for 1 cause they’re best together. i read merthur fics everyday and while i know fics aren’t accurate to their actual character/canon, they have one of the best dynamics ive ever seen
6. adelina amouteru (the young elites trilogy by marie lu)
- been ages since i read this but adelina is such a cool character. if i had powers, id want to have hers (or flying, that’d be great). actually went as adelina for halloween once. 10000/10 recommend the young elites
7. lena luthor / morgana pendragon (supergirl / bbc merlin)
- another 2 for 1. i watched merlin because i saw katie mcgrath in supergirl and now i read merthur everyday. both lena and morgana’s journeys are beautiful imo. lena from light to dark back to light. morgana’s from light to dark when it was so preventable. perfect characters for a perfect actress
8. nick nelson (heartstopper tv)
- i related to his s1 storyline quite a bit but overall he’s just such a loving character. sometimes when i see him on screen, i think he’s gonna explode with how much he loves charlie, his mom, nellie. reblog if u also need a nick nelson hug LOL
9. mirabella (three dark crowns series by kendare blake)
- one of my favourite book series and my favourite mc!! like seriously guys look up this series, the original plot is so cool and there’s some plot twists that made my jaw drop - my sister rating goes mirabella, katharine, arsinoe btw hehe
10. dwight schrute (the office)
- he carried the show tbh. especially after michael left. i never rly cared much for jim and pam (ofc i wanted them to get together but i don’t love them). dwight was consistently funny and chaotic, and most of the best plots included/rided on him
honourable mentions:
- lily tucker-pritchett (modern family)
- jaskier (the witcher)
- geralt of rivia (the witcher)
- edna mode (the incredibles)
- craig pelton (community)
- finnick odair (the hunger games)
- lucifer morningstar (lucifer)
honourable duo/trio mentions:
- wong + madisynn (she-hulk)
- steven grant + marc spector (moon knight)
- cam tucker + phil dunphy + gloria pritchett (modern family)
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kordbot · 3 years
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tucker for the character ask meme
everybody here knows about tucker, they say im a bad mothershutyourmouth-
ask game
thank you for the ask, @shortforesmerelda <3
IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE BUT IVE BEEN BUSY I SWEAR I HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS ASK-
again, i haven't watched rvb in a while so i apologize if anything is inaccurate!
like before, everything under the cut. this one is gonna be shorter than the last one, i promise
Why I like them: he's a badass and the king of character development. also best dad 10/10 would watch canon alien mpreg in a show again. i liked a lot of jokes involving him, too, he's one of the funniest characters in the series i think (even though he's a dirty blue)
Why I don’t: he was kind of a disrespecting-women asshole in bgc i guess?? but that's just bgc humor right there and i can't really hate him for it
Favorite episode (scene if movie): him comforting caboose in temple's 'prison' in s15, becoming king of england in s16, his labyrinth in s17, when they got all those boxes of mayo in bgc, s1ep1, the fight with tex in s8, the desert eps in s7 and reuniting with epsilon in the chorus trilogy
Favorite season/movie: the chorus trilogy!! obviously hehe. i like him in s7 a lot too
Favorite line: i quote this one constantly. it's my favorite fucking line in the entire show: "I have glamorous calves and a miserable fucking life" other honorable mentions: "Oh my god! I must have gone back in time!" "Does 'swoosh' count as a sound? Then it goes like 'swoosh'!" "For the record, I want you to know rocks aren't people"
Favorite outfit: i like his armor from halo ce because it looks like the diamond armor from minecraft. i even made a meme about it once!! also i love his armor from halo 5 because it's such a nice light color (confuses me with church all the time tho)
OTP: im rarepair hell. i like chucker!! tuckington is pretty cool too i guess
Brotp: tucker and grif, definitely. him and kai also have a cool dynamic! him and sarge have an interesting kind of friendship, too (like in the sarge 2 movie) other than that, all blue team + carolina
Head Canon: hmm... trans.. gener..... also he has a really good memory, but only when it comes to very obscure pieces of lore from movies/series/comics/video games
Unpopular opinion: i actually liked him in s16-17. feel free to hate me but it's true
A wish: i want to see junior again and these two go on all kinds of father/son bonding adventures together
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: i can't think of anything that could be worse than zero
5 words to best describe them: never gets the sniper rifle
My nickname for them: i call him 'tuckboy' sometimes because it's funny and it rhymes with 'fuckboy'
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moonbeambucky · 5 years
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Lance, Interrupted
Pairing: Lance Tucker x Reader Word Count: 4442 Warnings: fluff, light smut
Summary: Weather, accidents and a new friend plague Lance with interruptions as he tries to spend time with you
A/N: What’s a drabble any way? hehe this one kind of got away from me in the word count but I think it’s worth it
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The sky is as blue and bright as the ocean whose cool waves lap along the coast. A mass of cubic white houses and blue domed churches are nestled into the mountainside, with the scent of food and wine mixing in with the salt filled air, or at least that’s how your mother described it to you. 
Your parents were travelling again, this time in Greece, sending you breathtaking pictures and videos of them enjoying the beautiful landscape and delicious food. 
“Look how incredible that looks,” you swiped to the next photo, angling your phone so Lance could see it. 
“I still don’t think it’s fair that your parents are away on our anniversary,” Lance huffed, raising an eyebrow to you.
Seven beautiful years of marriage had passed and yet you could still remember every detail of your wedding like it was yesterday. As your anniversary approached you and Lance were mulling over ideas on how to celebrate, deciding on a long weekend in Turks and Caicos, but when you asked your parents if they could watch Ariel and Theodore they regretfully declined. 
Their own trip had been booked for a while and you understood. Besides, you didn’t need to be on a beautiful island to celebrate your love. With the kids fast asleep you and Lance had the perfect opportunity to show each other just how much you mean to one another right here. 
Reaching over to turn off the lamp, you rolled over into Lance’s arms. He wrapped you into the warmth of his chest, smooth and solid as you placed your hand against it. The tip of his nose grazed along your forehead prompting you to tilt your head up to meet his lips. They were soft against yours, lingering with the taste of chapstick. His tongue parted your lips, your hips shifted against him as he swallowed all the soft moans you offered him like sweet music. 
Strong hands pulled you on top of him, guiding your hips to grind against his growing arousal. A flash of lightning illuminated the darkened sky outside the window and a loud roll of thunder made you flinch.
Lance chuckled softly, the shadow of a smile spread across his face as you playfully scolded him for laughing at you.
“What!?” he said, shifting to sit up with you still in his lap. “You’re adorable.
Face to face again you could see the love in his eyes through another flash of lightning. Your arms went around his neck as he pulled you closer to him.
“I love you,” you said in tandem, laughing and smiling again before your lips molded together.
Clothes were discarded, thrown carelessly on the floor as you were desperate to feel the bareness of your skin against each other’s. Rain was hitting the window in a steady rhythm just as you were moving on top of Lance. With your hands intertwined together you were climbing the ladder of ecstasy, nearly reaching the top until– 
“Mommy!”
Ariel sobbed outside your door.
In an instant you were off him, heart pounding as you scrambled to find anything to wear. Lance groaned, rolling his head back on the pillow as he suffered with the loss of you around him, covering himself with the blanket for modesty.
With your tank top and sleep shorts on you opened the door, turning on the light in the hallway to find Ariel sitting with her head in her knees, rivers of tears running down her face that she lifted at the sound of your gentle voice.
“What’s wrong Ariel?” You swallowed a heavy gulp to steady your breath, your heart still racing from the unexpected interruption.
She stood up with open arms wanting to be lifted up. “The thunder,” she sobbed against your neck, the wetness of tears mixing in with your sweat glistened skin. “It was too loud, I got scared.”
“Oh sweetheart, everything’s okay.” You hugged her tightly against you, comforting her as much as you could and pressing a kiss to her forehead. “I know thunder sounds scary sometimes but you’re safe here. Mommy and Daddy will never let anything happen to you.”
She pulled her head back to look at you, her eyes welling with tears, “You promise?”
Your thumb swiped gently at the wetness on her cheeks, staring into her deeply innocent eyes as you reassured, “I promise Starfish.”
Ariel smiled at her nickname and you felt relieved to see your sweet girl happy again. You carried her back to her room, tucking her in and making sure Teddy was snuggled right up against her. 
She asked if you would stay with her until she fell asleep and although you know you can’t make a habit out of this you couldn’t tell her no. You wondered how Lance was in your absence as you settled beside her, watching as the blues and greens of her night light danced on the wall, swirling softly like ocean waves. 
When you were certain she was asleep you gently crept out of the room, peeking in on Theo just to be sure he was asleep (and thankfully he was) before you got back into your bedroom. 
Lance was sitting up against the headboard scrolling through his phone.
“Sorry about that,” you said, climbing into bed. 
“No need to apologize. Everything okay?” He overheard the reason for Ariel’s interruption, wishing he could have helped comfort her but obviously he couldn’t in the state he was in, the state which was now lost; you hadn’t realized how long it took for Ariel to fall back asleep. 
“I’m sorry babe.” Your lips pressed into a thin line. “We could try again, I just have to pee first.”
“Nah,” he said, not having to say the mood had passed. “Go pee then get your sweet ass back here.” He smacked your cheeks as you got out of bed, laughing as you rubbed them on your walk to the bathroom. 
Even though it was disappointing to have been interrupted during sex, you and Lance knew the importance of putting your children first. Plus, there was always tomorrow. 
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The kitchen was busy with everyone helping out to make breakfast. Ariel pulled her little step stool in front of the sink as you held the measuring spoon out for her to pour in the almond milk needed for the oatmeal you were making. The container emptied before the cup was full.
“Hey babe,” you shouted over your shoulder hearing Lance’s footsteps behind you. “Could you get us more milk?”
Ariel continued to add oats and chia seeds into the pot as you instructed.
With Theo on his hip Lance opened the refrigerator door, smirking as he asked, “You want the nut milk?”
You shook your head at your husband, smiling and ignoring the way he couldn’t pass up the opportunity to say some sexual innuendo.
“What?” he smiled, as he held the carton. “Say it. Say you want my nut milk.”
Time slowed down as you stared at the fire burning in the depths of his eyes, biting his lip so seductively. 
“What’s nut milk?” Theo asked, his question acting like a bucket of water that immediately doused the fire.
“Some milk comes from animals like cows, and other times you can get milk from nuts, like almonds or cashews,” he replied, placing Theo on top of the counter.
You shifted in front of him so he didn’t fall and Lance uncapped the almond milk, letting Ariel place her hands along the carton as he mainly held it up to fill the rest of the measuring cup. Afterwards Lance turned to you, his lips ghosting above your ear as his warm breath softly whispered his desire to give you his nut milk tonight.
Heat flooded your cheeks as you switched places with him. You grabbed the berries from the fridge, placing them on the counter for the kids to wash them as you went to the stove. Some splashing ensued as Ariel and Theo washed the fruit but with Lance’s supervision the mess was kept to a minimum, the giggling however was contagious. 
Setting the table was normally the kids’ job but since they were having fun you grabbed everything, all while stirring the oatmeal occasionally. With everything divided into bowls you let Ariel and Theo throw handfuls of fruit on top though you controlled the cinnamon to a tiny sprinkle.
“Easy Theo,” Lance said as he drank nearly his whole sippy cup in one go. 
Theodore let out a big breath after gulping his juice down. “I’m tirsty.”
It was hotter than normal today and especially humid after the thunderstorm so you didn’t worry about it too much.
Swallowing a spoonful, you asked Lance if he would be able to drive Theo to his play date today. He had been playing with Terrence and Jordyn quite often lately, with Ariel even wanting to join in ever since their parents got a dog.
Your children were obsessed, begging you and Lance every day for a furry friend of their own. Neither of you grew up with a dog, and Lance’s childhood was filled with so much gymnastics practice there wouldn’t have been a single minute he could have devoted to caring for one. Knowing Dorothy though, if Lance wanted one she would have gotten one, taken care of the animal herself despite the financial hardship just to see the smile on her son’s face.
Ever since the kids began hounding you, which sometimes meant a headache inducing encounter of them crawling on all fours and barking (it really was not helping their case) you and Lance began discussing it. 
Technically it was possible. Your schedules were already pretty flexible. With the success of Tucker Gymnastics Lance was able to hire more employees which helped out in having him available to watch the kids. You weren’t travelling anymore but you still had Skype sessions and phone calls with athletes, on top of writing think pieces when needed. Adding a dog to the mix would almost be like having another child but you could make it work. Besides, if it meant that much to Ariel and Theodore to have a dog you were absolutely going to get them a dog. 
“I can drop him off on my way to the center,” Lance answered, with a knowing glimmer in his eye of your surprise to take the kids to the shelter tomorrow. 
The day was pretty full, starting with you and Ariel spending some time together, first with some errands and then to get your nails done. She picked out a shimmering watermelon color and insisted you had to match. Theo was picked up on the way home and the kids helped out once again when it was time to make dinner.
Giving them tasks was not only an important way to teach them responsibility but to show them that in this family everyone is part of the team. With everyone’s hands washed you began preparing dinner, starting with the chicken that needed seasoning. 
Spices were divided between the kids, each with their own set of measuring spoons. It was a messy math lesson as you tried to familiarize Ariel with fractions while preventing Theo from overpouring each spice. You were smart enough to let them pour first over the sink before you brought the pan over chicken over.
Ariel was smoother in her technique of spreading out the spices while Theo was… not. Maybe Lance wouldn’t mind super salty chicken. 
“Mama, tirsty,” Theo said, picking up a cup from the drain board. 
A worrisome frown spread across your face. “Theo, did you have anything to drink at Terrence and Jordyn’s house?” 
He shook his head back and forth and midway changed his mind to affirm he had. Perhaps a call to his pediatrician is in order. 
Lance got home just in time to help set the table, but not before lifting the kids up in both arms and spinning them around the living room. Laughter filled the air as they twirled, plopping each one down with a kiss.
He came up behind you, arms around your waist as you plated the food. 
“I missed you baby,” he said, pressing a kiss to your cheek. 
“Mmmm, I missed you too,” you sighed, smiling as he brought the kids to the table.
As you sat down you covered your mouth to hide the smile forming as Lance took a bite. His face scrunched as he chewed and you shifted your eyes away from his bewildered gaze.
“Daddy do you like it?”
“We helped maked it!” Theo added.
He swallowed his forkful with a smile, correcting Theo’s grammar first before proclaiming, “It’s delicious!”
It was a half-lie, everything was delicious except for the over salted chicken. You shifted a plate of lime wedges that seemed to help towards Lance with a devilish smirk as he washed down the taste with his drink.
Clean up was quick and after some playtime together the kids were given their baths, and tucked into bed with a story.
“Finally,” Lance said, sighing happily as he shut your bedroom door. He turned to face you, cupping your cheeks as he brought his lips to yours, desperate and hungry for the time you’d be spending alone together. 
He was needy, his tongue exploring the depths of your mouth, and as your heart began to race you pumped the brakes, pulling away.
“Lance, I hate to do this but Sue asked me to write a quick blurb.” His expression faded to disappointment the longer you spoke. “I’m sorry, I promise, thirty minutes and I can bang this out.”
It was too late before you realized the words you used, and Lance already jumped on the opportunity to say, “Thirty minutes and then I’m gonna bang you out.”
A smile, a laugh, and a few more stolen kisses before you left him for the office downstairs to work. It was a little more than thirty minutes but you finished, heading back upstairs with one thing in mind.
Pushing the door open you saw Lance laying down with his eyes shut, his lower half wrapped in a white towel with his notorious tattoo sticking up from the top. He smelled deliciously clean, with light notes of citrus and sweet musk. 
His lips were blowing soft puffs of air as he slept. With the light still on you know he must not have meant to fall asleep. As much as you would love to let him rest you knew the best way to wake him up.
Untucking the towel you opened it to expose him, giving a few teasing licks before taking him in your mouth. Lance awoke with a moan, grinning and leaning on his elbows to get a better view of you.
It felt so good to see the pleasure spread across his face, to make him feel good. To finally have time together… that is until the door pushed open
“Mommy? Daddy?”
You forgot to lock the door. 
“Oh fff– ” You scrambled to get off Lance once again, as he sat up, wrapping the towel back over himself.
Theo rushed in, sniffling and rubbing his eyes.
“What’s wrong Pumpkin?” you asked, but looking down you saw the issue, a large wet spot on his pajamas in between his legs. 
“I wetted the bed,” he cried.
Now was not the time to correct his grammar, you didn’t want him to think you were upset with him for having an accident. 
“There’s no need for tears my sweet boy. Come on, let’s get you cleaned up, okay?” you smiled, taking his hand. Turning back towards Lance you asked, “Can you help with the sheets?”
He nodded his head before letting out a huff, “I’m gonna need a few minutes.” 
You understood, giving him an apologetic smile before you took Theo into the bathroom to clean him up. By the time you were done Lance was waiting in Theo’s room, fully dressed. He had stripped the bed, removed the mattress cover which was thankfully water resistant, replacing the sheets with new ones.
Lance took Theo from your arms, freshly washed and wrapped in a hooded frog towel. 
“Are you feeling better?” he asked, kissing Theo’s soft cheek. 
He nodded in return and Lance placed him down, grabbing the new underwear you pulled out.
As Lance made sure Theo was dry, you held out two options for pajamas. “Fishies or dinosaurs?”
“Uhhmm, fishies! No, dinosaurs!”
With Theo cleaned up, changed and finally in bed you and Lance went back to your bedroom. Lance laid back on the mattress, not giving himself a chance to get comfortable before he popped up.
“Wait, did Theo pee again before we put him to bed?”
“Yeah, after I cleaned him up. I think he just drank too much today.”
“We need to make sure he paces himself and takes more potty breaks.” You hummed in agreement. “And next time we need to lock the door.”
Lance glared at you, shaking his head. “I’m so sorry. He didn’t see anything, right?” Lance shook his head. “Two nights in a row, wow,” you chuckled. 
“It’s definitely not funny,” he deadpanned.
Another night and the mood was killed. You needed to shower anyway, inviting Lance to join you but he was pretty tired. When you were finally ready for bed you snuggled up to him pressed a kiss to his cheek and excitedly anticipated the following day.
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“Where are we going?” Theo asked, dangling his legs from the car seat. 
“It’s a surprise Pumpkin,” Lance answered.
Ariel wasn’t satisfied with that answer. “What’s the surprise? You haaaave to tell me!” She stressed the word so dramatically. 
Neither you or Lance gave in, instead driving an unfamiliar route to the animal shelter about a half hour away. When you finally pulled up and took the kids out of the car they didn’t know where you were until you told them.
“We’re getting a dog!” They both rang out, jumping up and down.
Hand in hand you walked into the shelter. Lance filled out forms as you tried to calm the kids down and remind them to use their inside voices.
“Some of the doggies here might be scared to meet new people, so we have to be calm and quiet, okay?”
Not long after a smiling woman named Angela greeted and guided you to the back. Lance held Ariel by the hand and you carried Theo just to ensure he didn’t stick his little fingers where they shouldn’t be.
The barking grew louder as you got closer to the section for dogs and once inside it broke your heart. Each one leapt up, their paws pressed against the chain door of their enclosure, wagging their tails and barking as you entered. Their pens had bowls for food and water, a bed and a toy but you could see in their eyes how lonely they were. 
Angela gave you some background on the dogs, some were turned in by people that couldn't take care of them anymore, others were left with nowhere else to go after their owner died, but most were found on the street.
“Every dog is up to date on their shots and any that have shown signs of aggression are not permitted to be up for adoption until they are cleared by our behavioral specialist.”
That was reassuring especially with the amount of pit bulls that were unfortunately there. It reminded you of your first article for the Northwest Herald when the news broke about Michael Vick and his dog fighting ring. You knew it was never the dog’s fault for reacting to the trauma they’ve lived through, but still you needed to make the best choice as a parent.
Theo was squirming to get out of your arms, itching to go up to the dogs. Lance was kneeling beside Ariel as they stood watching a playful terrier mix jumping around, excitedly trying to lick them through the fence. 
The thought of picking only one out of all of these sweet dogs seemed impossible. As you and Theo visited each gate the dogs were practically begging for you to adopt them. Every dog barked, jumped, wagged their tails, all but one in the corner.
You and Theo walked quietly to the cage, glancing at the name of the dog with his head resting on his paws– Wally. He was the cutest thing, a beautiful deep beige color that reminded you of wet sand. He had a little bit of black around his muzzle with a speckle of white by his nose. It matched his paws, splotches of white on them as if he ran through paint. His ears were flopped over, nearly blocking his big chocolate eyes. 
“Wally misses his mom,” Angela explained. “Trixie was adopted the other day. She was a boxer but we think he’s got some pit in him.”
No wonder this poor baby looked so sad. He was just two months old, born in the shelter, the only one to survive his litter and now he was all alone. 
“Is he sweet?” you asked. You’re not sure why; looking at Wally you could tell there wasn’t a bad bone in his body.
Angela nodded and stood back as you and Theo got closer to the gate. 
“Theo, say ‘Hi Wally’ okay?”
“Hi Wahyee.”
At the sound of Theo’s soft voice Wally picked his head up, unsure at first if he wanted to come over but the more Theo called for him the more his long tail began to swipe back and forth along the floor.
It wasn’t long before he got up to approach the fence cautiously. You extended your hand first, placing it low so Wally could sniff you and when he did his tail was wagging furiously from side to side. His tongue shot out to quickly lick your hand. You took Theo’s hand, holding the back of it up to Wally who sniffed it first and then jumped with excitement. 
“That’s the happiest I’ve seen him in days!” 
“Lance, Ariel, come over here,” you called, watching Wally continue to slobber all over Theo’s hand making him giggle. 
“Puppy!” Ariel gasped.
After she received her own fair share of licks you and Lance had an unspoken conversation with your expressions; bright eyes, widening smiles, a few nods of the head. You were on the same page, asking Angela if she could bring him out. It was the start of a brand new beginning for Wally.
It took forever to get home after stopping at the pet store to some buy much needed items for the dog. Ariel and Theo threw in nearly every toy into the cart, most of which were put back, but you gave them the special job of choosing a new leash and collar for him. 
“I want this one!” Ariel exclaimed, holding a pink leash patterned with popsicles.
Theo picked out a green harness with bones on it. You were sure Wally wouldn’t mind not matching. 
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Dinner was a lot more distracting than usual, with the kids focused on Wally as he ate from his bowl behind them. The whole day was spent playing with the dog and letting him explore the house. 
There was a minor meltdown when Ariel and Theo realized he would not be sleeping in either of their beds. Tears were quickly licked away thanks to Wally which brought their smiles back.
Waving your hands in front of their faces, “Ariel, Theodore, pay attention to your food.” 
“Wally wants you to eat too, okay? Come on,” Lance encouraged.
Wally. It didn’t sit right with you. There’s nothing wrong with the name, but this dog didn’t feel like a Wally. 
“Do you like that name?”
Lance scrunched his nose as he gave a quick shake of his head. The kids agreed and so the rest of the night was spent coming up with names. 
Sunshine, Buttercup, Tyrannosaurus; nothing seemed to suit your new furry family member.  
The vibration of your phone on the countertop startled you and Wally was at your side making sure you were okay.
“Good boy,” you said, scratching his ears as you answered the call. “Hi Ava. Yes we did! He’s right here.”
You moved out of the way with Wally as Lance and the kids were about to start working on making pudding from scratch for dessert.
“I’ll have to send you pictures, he’s the cutest thing!”
With Lance’s instruction Ariel grabbed the right ingredients from the pantry, high fiving her for a job well done.
“The kids love him.”
“Nut milk!” Theo shouted.
Your head whipped around fast to see Lance holding the milk carton in his hand, cringing as he placed it on the counter. 
“Cashew milk, Theo, say cashew milk!” he corrected, mouthing an apology to you. 
Lance’s insistence fueled Theo’s giggling, which made Ariel laugh. Feeling left out Wally joined them and began barking to get in on the fun.
“Sorry about that Ava. Can we talk tomorrow or something? Okay great.” You hung up the phone, smirking as you came up beside Lance. “This is all your fault,” you teased Lance, “but it gave me an idea.”
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With the kids in bed and the dog resting in his crate in the living room, finally you and Lance had some time to be alone.
“Come here,” he said, lifting you up and pressing his lips to yours. He walked until his shins felt the bed, gently laying you down and climbing on top of you. Clothes were being taken off in haste and just as hands began to explore each other’s bodies you heard it. 
Bark, bark, bark!
“Are you kidding me!?” Lance huffed. “We’re not supposed to go to him, right?”
“Right, not when he’s barking, but if we want him to stop we need to reward him when he’s quiet so…” you nudged him off you, looking for your shirt.
Lance sighed heavily, “When are your parents coming back?”
Your footsteps were quiet as you hung out near the stairs. When there was a steady break from barking you went downstairs and grabbed the dog treats.
“What a good boy!” you praised, letting him eat the treats from your hand. 
He circled his bed a few times, scratching at the material to claim it as his own before placing his head down on his outstretched paws again. He looked so different from this morning, the weight of loneliness lifted from his shoulders.
Turning around, you shut off the light and before heading back upstairs you whispered, “Goodnight Cashew.” 
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madeira day 2!
i have a house! honestly im not lovin the green roof, i wish id known what color the door was gonna be before i picked it 😔 im sure i can change it later tho so i’ll just have 2 hold out for it
i donated a shit ton of stuff to blathers and my museum is opening soon (hopefully tmrrw cuz i have SO MUCH i need 2 donate and the area behind my plaza is a nightmare lol)
i got the pocket expansion, the pro custom designer (see: new sweater from the pre generated designs!!), and the upgraded tools! and i unlocked and funded the nook shop (i think it’s timmy who’s in charge of that? i can’t tell them apart lol but i like that one is the shopkeeper and one is like wandering the island for questions n stuff... we love character development)
things r goin good w my fellow islanders! charlise checked in w me and it made me cry and antonio said smth rly cute abt germs and i was like... sir in these times i wish it were that easy but i appreciate the sentiment. also i wrote both of them letters so we’ll see what happens!
im not sure where Norma is?? i invited her to madeira yesterday and I totally thought she’d be there but she was nowhere to be found and i haven’t heard anything from her. idk i hope she arrives soon 🥺
i got a shovel and a vaulting pole and explored around a lot! and i planted some stuff including a bell tree!! also i bought a slingshot and knocked down some cool stuff so I’ve almost paid off the first house loan, i think i have like 20k ish left so that’s rly cool
sir legend gulliver washed up on my island today and then he got left on read..... real king shit 😌☝️ every time i checked in on him his shipmates still hadn’t responded and it stormed for a few hours later in the day and I felt so bad for him omg but hopefully he’ll find his way home soon! otherwise i’ll pitch a tent 4 him so he can live somewhere he’s rly appreciated :”~)
i did two mystery island tours, one with a ticket tom nook just like. Gave me for free for some reason and one with a ticket I bought myself!! i met tucker the first time and curve-flattening icon raddles the second but i didn’t invite either 2 my island rip.... i feel bad but their aesthetics just don’t rly speak 2 me (and also i have tucker in corambo (my acnl town) rn and i wanna try n have diff islanders w me maybe)! i forgot to take screenshots of tucker cuz i was rly sleepy (i took a random 3 hr nap today idk what happened) but yeah i did get raddles As U Can See
Also idk what to think abt my plane name theory!!! Wilbur referred to the plane as “soaring rose” on the trip where i met tucker and “soaring hyacinth” on the one where i met raddles so idk. I guess it’ll b different every time?? or dodo airlines has like a fleet or smth? but i like it!
yesterday i was like crazy confident going fishing even tho my mental health was honestly In Tha Pits and today i was feeling better but somehow i had more anxiety abt catching fish and. 2 make a long story short i fucking broke my 52x streak for that one nook miles challenge thing and i will never forgive myself. also i tried catching wasps twice and... got stung instead twice LMAO and also i chickened out of going after a t*rantula and it just scuttled off and disappeared. queen of ruining my own life 😌
i caught an oarfish!!! it’s like a tiny thing i guess but it just made me rly happy cuz i wasn’t expecting it at all, the fish shadow size looked rly normal so i was pleasantly surprised by that hehe!
idk how to get a ladder but i rly hope i can soon! also im getting kinda antsy cuz the main part of my island is running out of space for new amenities and im rly hesitant to cut down trees / pull weeds bc it all looks so pretty but i might have to soon bc I don’t think islanders can access the upper layers or diff sections of the island and i dont want to put someone in a place where no one else can get 2 it 😔 like i need bridges and stuff and it’s stressing me out!!!!
i forgot to post this yesterday but heres the map of madeira.... the madeira map if u will. and also my passport as of tonight!
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prttyrockstar · 5 years
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Insidious Perhaps
OH!
favourite male character: hrm its Almost a tie between specs and tucker but emotionally i like tucker a lot. tech mans. i like him!
favourite female character: ELISE RAINIER WOULD YOU PLEASE BE MY MOOOOOMMM
least favourite character: parker crane
favourite ship: specs n tucker.....is there a name.....should b a name that isnt just specs/tucker.....the bhys.......gay bhys.......
favourite friendship: ALSO specs and tucker but also for the whole gang. found family.....almost like i watch these movies for the spectral sightings crowd.
favourite quote: whenever elise talks. when she gives the whole explanation in one and in three when shes like we have to give it a cool name....lets call it....the further >:)
worst character death: ELISE........:CRYINGCAT:
this made me so happy you have no idea moment: when elise and the bhys were outside of the brenners and they were like. teaming up and i 🥺🥺🥺 AND AS MUCH AS I HATE TWO ELISES GHOST COMING BACK TO KEEP DOING STUFF I *MORPHS INTO A SMOOTH RIVER STONE*
saddest moment: GOD JESUS FUCK MY FUCKING MOTHERS DEAD BRO!!!!!!!!!
favourite location: hehe lambert home...classique
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ao3feed-creek · 5 years
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You're One Motherfucking Cool Dude
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2DJ5MRL
by ikijiax
picture this: you walk into class late and find that the only available seat is next to an extremely cute guy.
maybe sleeping in was the best mistake Clyde Donovan had ever made.
Words: 901, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Clyde Donovan, Token Black, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman (mentioned)
Relationships: Token Black/Clyde Donovan, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Tyde, Eric cartman might not even be in this im sorry, i cannot deal with him, i promise tyde is cute, give me a chance, I'm tired, Fluff, soft, Hurt/Comfort, hehe, i'll add more later
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2DJ5MRL
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fearofaherobrine · 6 years
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Roleplay Server Log #331
"Winston Vs Endrea, Little Dragons”
[Winston] As the sky grows darker he is standing in the grass in front of Lies house, sword drawn and head cocked ever so slightly to listen for the slightest of sounds-
[Doc] is walking back with Ever and Karla, they weren't far away so Xe's just holding s crackly bit of statick to discourage any mob nonsense.
[Karla] That skeleton seems to be having an issue....
[Doc] Pulls out the translation egg- Winston? Are you okay?
[Ever] is just nervously watching for mobs with a new stone sword in one hand.
[Winston] - I am quite well Doctor, but I would be much appreciative if you were quiet...
[Doc] oh.... - Xe looks around nervously-
[Karla] I presume you can understand him?  
[Doc] Quietly- he says SSHHH!
[Winston] Suddenly finds himself facedown on the ground as Endrea sweeps by, eerily silent as she grazes the top of his head before slamming him with her tail with a slight laugh-
[Ever] Holy shit! Is that a dragon????
[Karla] is peering upward - are we in any immediate danger?
[Winston] Rolls sideways quickly to avoid a blast of void energy from Endrea-
[Doc] scoots them quickly over by the wall where it's more sheltered. - I don't think so, that's Endrea. She's Lies associate, old friend of the family.
[Endrea] Lands with a thud and gives Winston a growl-
[Winston] Hurries closer to strike at her with his sword-
[Ever] Why are they fighting???
[Doc] I'm not sure, but I'm presuming it's not serious because she seems to be toying with him...
[Winston] - She is!
[Endrea] - Oh come now Winston, you were the one wanting to spar
[Doc] well you are the size of s teddy bear compared to her right now....
[Winston] - Yes, and I'd be an ant compared to her full size- He raises his sword to block a swipe from Endrea's claws
[Karla] That is a very large dragon...
[Doc] She's the biggest overall on the server.
[Ever] She's so cool looking!
[Endrea] Suddenly grins-
[Winston] - Endrea? I don't think I like that look...
[Ever] is a bit too excited to root coherently for one or the other.
[Doc] That is certainly a griefer smile...
[Endrea] - Artemisia- She surges into her full size and slams Winston into a wall- I win
[Ever] HOLY CRAP.
[Doc] Runs to Winston to make sure he's okay, with his new arm and all
[Endrea] Backs off so Winston isn't pinned-
[Karla] is still just watching her with a slight grin
[Winston] His new arm is damaged- Well that was a good spar
[Doc] Well it looks like another trip to the blacksmiths for you... - Xe wags a finger at Endrea teasingly- bad dragon!
[Endrea] Jokingly huffs- I am not
[Ever] Is sneaking closer to Endrea-
[Doc] winks- picking on defenseless skeletons. Shame shame!
[Endrea] - Oh believe me, he's far from defenseless
[Karla] she's a magnificent creature and he is equally brave or foolish or a mix of both, haha.
[Doc] Oh you mean because of the wither effect? Does that work on you?
[Endrea] - Not really, but he can do the same sort of blasts that a full wither can
[Doc] Really? Winston.. I had no idea. Is that normal for all your type where you came from?
[Ever] touches the tip of Endreas tail ever so slightly.
[Winston] - No, it's one of the perks the Master gave me, I simply did not use it because I did not wish to anger the mistress by ruining her front yard [Endrea] Quickly turns and focuses on Ever-
[Doc] Niiiice. It's good to be a right hand guy. Oh... Sorry.
[Ever] Yikes. - is perfectly still, his little cat ears flat in his spiky hair and his tail all poofy.
[Endrea] Snorts at him before focusing on the now dark sky as Ashe flies back from the library, aiming for the landing pad-
[Ever] Follows her gaze and gasps. Ashe is easier to see since he's white- it's another one! But littler!
[Karla] Ah, one of the many hatchlings I presume?
[Ashe] Lands and it's obvious he's carrying books in the bags on his back-
[Endrea] - Ashe, you look like you brought the whole library back with you
[Karla] He can read as well?
[Doc] He's very smart, even good at chess and Winston? My offer of a gift still stands, have you given any thought to what you would like?
[Winston] - Ah, no, I haven't, I apologize for that
[Ashe] Switches to his human form- Some of them are for Willow and Oak to!
[Doc] That's okay, it's not like there's a time limit. Just don't forget entirely! Haha.
[Endrea] Moves closer and nuzzles Ashe a little- Your siblings are inside, why don't you go join them?
[Ashe] - Yes mom
[Ashe] Climbs down from the roof and goes inside-
[willow] -is jumping on endrea's bed-
[oak] -is just watching-
[Ashe] - Willow stop that, you'll mess up the bed
[willow] but it's bouncy
[oak] hi big brother
[Ashe] - Hi Oak. Willow, it's mom's bed, yes we all sleep on it, but we shouldn't mistreat it
[willow] -she stops but is pouting about it-
[Ashe] - Thank you, I brought you guys some books
[oak] -runs over to ashe- I want to see
[willow] what books?
[Ashe] Opens one of his bags and dumps some of them on the bed- See for yourself
[willow] -looks though the books as oak looks over her shoulder-
[Ashe] - Pick whatever ones you want to read
[willow] -picks a book that look like the people on the cover are on an adventure-
[oak] -picks a book that has a family on it-
[Ashe] - So did you two do anything exciting while I was gone?
[Willow] no I still want to go on adventure
[oak] we where running around the house playing tag
[Ashe] - Maybe mom will let you go on am adventure with your next growth spurt Willow. Besides, you two still have to learn how to fly first
[willow] then I would be able to fly anywhere
[Ashe] - Well, within reason
[willow] -pouts again making oak giggle-
[Ashe] - It won't be long before mom starts your flying lessons anyways, and that in itself well be an adventure
[oak] yea flying adventure
[willow] yea it will be an adventure
[Ashe] - Do you two remember when I was learning?
[willow] I think so maybe
[oak] no
[Ashe] - Laughs a little- Well, just remember that you'll probably land in your face several times
[willow] I want to fly now -starts running around the room- I would be able to discover new places.
[Ashe] - It takes practice Willow
[willow] -is still excitedly running around the room think about all the adventures-
[oak] willow seem too excited
[Ashe] - Yeah, but there are two rules you absolutely need to remember
[oak] what are they?
[willow] -is now running around ashe-
[Ashe] - First of all, never approach wild mobs, and secondly, do not get into water
[oak] okie dokie
[willow] -has made her self dizzy and is now laying on the floor-
[Ashe] - Did you catch all that Willow?
[willow] yes but can you tell the room to stop spinning
[Ashe] - No, but it will stop on its own, I promise
[oak] -starts reading his book-
-Outside the patter of rain is beginning-
[Endrea] Looks upwards- Oh, rain
[Doc] You should go inside. Don't want you to get wet.
[Karla] Why?
[Ever] Urgent whisper - Water hurts enders!
[Karla] Oh.
[Endrea] - There is no need to worry so much Doc, this small amount won't hurt me, but I suppose I should go inside and get Willow and Oak to sleep
[Doc] Come on then- Xe ushers Karla and Ever inside as well. The air lights up for a moment and there's a crash of thunder.
[Karla] That's a tad violent.
[Doc] Shrugs- It storms a lot here. But It's only a few minutes walk into a different biome where it doen't rain at all.
[Lie] Is cleaning up after the dinner- Oh good, your back.  Wouldn't want you guys to get too wet out there
[Endrea] Shifts to her human form and goes inside.  She acknowledges Lie before going upstairs to her room-
[Winston] Comes inside as well- Mistress, good evening
[Doc] You missed the sparring match Lie. Wither skeleton vs giant dragon. Very dramatic.
[Lie] - You missed the near murder fest in here, CP being forced to sit through a civil dinner with his family
[Doc] Chuckles- Oh dear... No injuries I hope?
[Ever] Little yawn-
[Karla] I think this one has tuckered himself out.
[Ever] Hehe... can I borrow a bed?
[Lie] - Sure, do you wanna sleep in this room or the storage room?
[Ever] Don't care. I like the sound of the rain.
[Lie] - Then there's some beds right over there, fair warning though, you might get woken by young dragons in the morning
[Ever] That sounds.... AWESOME. - He leaps into the bed and snuggles down-
[Karla] Smiles - I think you've made his good day complete Lie.
[Lie] - Well it did start kinda shitty
[Doc] You should have seen him building. He was happier then a Steve with a bag of diamonds.
[Lie] Laughs a little- Well I'm heading up to my bed and space heater.  If you need me in the morning, I'll either be tending the animals or harvesting vanilla
[Karla] Then I suppose I'm allowed to choose a bed as well?
[Lie] - Of course, if you want to move it closer to Ever just swat it a couple times and you'll be able to pick it up to move it
[Karla] Thank you for your hospiltality Lie.
[Doc] I guess I'll head home then. I'm sure my own mate and kiddo are wondering where I am.
[Lie] - Be safe Doc
[Yaunfen] Charges into Deerheart and Doc's bedroom and flops on the bed- BONZAI!
[Deer] Yelps and sits upright quickly, absolutely naked- Yaunfen!
[Doc] Whoof! - Xe's instantly awake-
[Yaunfen] Look what TLOT gave me! - Xe's holding a giant rainbow flower that looks like a bird of paradise with different colored parts-
[Deer] - Yaunfen, it's very pretty, but please don't shake it around
[Yaunfen] Oh sorry! - Is still really excited.
[Doc] Sleepy yawn. - Why are you up so early?
[Yaunfen] Archen decided to crow a little...
[Deer] - And where's waffles?
[Yaunfen] Asleep on the bathroom rug - points down to the one across Deerheart's study. Opposite their own room.
[Deer] - Ah, okay.  Are you ready for a new day?
[Yaunfen] Sure!
[Doc] I'm not sure I am....
[Yaunfen] Awww, come on mada, get up!
[Deer] - We can have a nice warm breakfast, maybe visit the village?
[Doc] Did you feed Waffles?
[Yaunfen] I'll go do it now! -Heads back downstairs-
[Deer] - Do you want to eat here? Or in the village?
[Doc] I'm ambivalent.
[Lh] Sneaks out from under the bed and bats at Deerheart's hand-
[Deer] Moves a little to rub his chin- I think the other cat is hungry too
[Yaunfen] Scrambles back up the ladder a bit awkwardly- Mama! Mada! Waffles grew! - The cat is now twice the size of Lh and showing a distinct white patch on their back in addition to the speckly texture-
[Lh] Mow???
[Deer] - Oh my...
[Doc] That's a big kitty....
[Waffles] Weird growly meow-
[Deer] - I think we need to go hunt some more...
[Yaunfen] They look so cool. Good morning Lh!
[Lh] Hops onto the bed and hides behind Deerheart.
[Deer] - And keep the cats seperated
[Doc] Hunting chocolate chickens and marzipan pigs has a certain kind of charm, doesn't it?
[Waffles] Puuuuurrrrrrrr
[Deer] - Maybe bring some home to breed too...
[Pinwheel] Is under Lies massive tree. Her feathers are a mess, she's weak and hungry, and her skin is covered in sores from the previous nights rain-
[Sammn] Is stomping nearby, angrily muttering under her breath, glancing around till she spots the darkened area under Lie's tree. Cursing softly, she heads over.
[Pinwheel] Raises her head a little and gives a small, weak, hiss-
[Pinwheel] Her venom is completely spent from keeping mobs away from her all night
[Sammn] Stares into the darkness for a moment before holding up a hand, whispering "Lux". Her hand lights up like glowstone. - Pinwheel?
[Pinwheel] Shrinks back a little- Go away
[Sammn] stops, kneeling down. - Your hurt, little one. Why are you hiding out here?
[Pinwheel] - To be alone
[Sammn] sighs and sits down - Alright, understandable, I guess. I take it, things with Crim did not go well.
[Pinwheel] - He confuse me
[Sammn] I imagine. I found him all the way across the long sea bridge, wandering around. He was confused and upset too.
[Pinwheel] - He called me a baby! I'm not a baby!
[Sammn] - frowns, looking at her beaten-up condition - Yes, you are no longer a infant, but you are still young. In fact, both of you are still young. As such, there are many things that neither of you understand. Do you know why he called you that?
[Pinwheel] - ... No...
[Sammn] Well, I only know his side of things, but I can guess it was from the way you reacted to his present. And, maybe to his attempt to apologize. He was very upset and sad about it, I've never seen him cry before.
[Pinwheel] - But I did what he wanted! I didn't break it! Even though I wanted to!
[Sammn] That's very nice of you, Pinwheel. But, the fact you had to stop and consider not breaking his present is why he reacted. You do realize he cares for you? I think his crying was because he thought he hurt you.
[Pinwheel] - But he no like me anymore...
[Sammn] - smiles - Pinwheel, he reacted like this BECAUSE he likes you. A lot. Enough that even upset, he was worried about you .
[Pinwheel] Hunkers down a little, the unfamiliar feeling of guilt rising as well as her hunger pains-
[Sammn] It's ok Pinwheel, as I said. You are young, things like this are confusing to full adults. - watches her - Do you still like Crim?
[Pinwheel] Nods-
[Sammn] - nods - Well then, I can promise he still cares about you. Especially if he's not stalking you. You probably told him to go away, and since he didn't listen the first time, he is trying to listen now.
[Pinwheel] - Oh...
[Sammn] - shakes head and digs through inventory - I'm sorry I don't think I have anything you can eat, only apples & bread. I think a potion would hurt too. Is there anything I can do for you?
[Pinwheel] - No, I'm fine- Stomach growl
[Sammn] That may be, but you defended yourself last night. You need food to heal up and be strong. Will you let me help?
[Pinwheel] Unsure noises-
[Sammn] - stays put, waiting - Would you like to go find Crim?
[Pinwheel] Perks a little- Maybe...
[Sammn] - slowly stands, dusting off dress - Well then, you will need your strength and health, as it may take us a bit to find him. Can you walk?
[Pinwheel] Defensively- Yes!- As she stands it's obvious she's in a lot of pain
[Sammn] Pinwheel, part of growing up, is knowing your limits and when you need others help. If you'd like, I'll let you crawl on my back instead of hurting yourself more. We'll go get some food, rest a little, then head out to look for Crim. Sound good?
[Pinwheel] Is very uncertain- But we need to find him now...
[Sammn] To go find him, you need to be in top shape. What if you have to help fight something? Now, you may not be able to, if we get food in you, you will be strong and fit, more than a match for the anything silly enough to mess with you.
[Pinwheel] - ... Okay
[Sammn] - kneels down and waits for her to climb on -
[Pinwheel] Tries, her sharp little claws pricking at Sammn's back, but she doesn't have the strength currently to pull herself up-
[Sammn] - winces, but keeps quiet. Slowly scoops her up as gently as possible - I hope this will be alright, Pinwheel. If anything hurts, let me know and I'll let you take a break. Otherwise, let's go get you some food.
[Pinwheel] - Everything, got caught in falling water
[Sammn] - slowly heads off - Ah yes, the rainstorm. It was a nasty one, so much lightning everywhere, I had to dodge a few strikes. I'm sorry you got caught out in that.
[Pinwheel] - It hurt a lot...
[Sammn] I can imagine, it looks painful. But, once you have some food, you should heal up and hopefully, no longer hurt.
[Pinwheel] - There blue pills
[Sammn] Blue pills? Who would have those, Doc maybe? - changes direction toward the castle -
[Pinwheel] - I think big one has to
[Sammn] Ah, so Endrea. Alright... Let's go find Miss Big Dragon.
[Endrea] Is outside watching her children play-
[Sammn] - comes huffing up - Ah, there you are, Endrea. Surprising how such a large dragon can be hard to find.
[Endrea] - Sammn, and, Pinwheel?
[Pinwheel] - Fooooood!
[Endrea] - And some medicine as well it looks like
[Sammn] Yes, I would say so. She menchioned something about blue pills. - carefully puts Pinwheel down -
[Pinwheel] Stays curled up in a ball-
[Endrea] - Yes, Ashe's old pills.  They're dry so they don't harm us ender dragons
[Sammn] Figured as much. She got caught in that storm, then had to mess with some mobs. - gently puts a hand on her back - Come on, sooner this is done, sooner we can go looking.
[Endrea] - Who are you looking for?
[Sammn] One small red dragon, of the many legged variety.
[Endrea] - I see, well I'm not certain where he is, but let me get you that medicine and food- She shifts to her more human form and goes inside before returning with a few dry pills and several bottles of void energy to feed Pinwheel
[Pinwheel] Perks at the sight of the bottles-
[Sammn] moves aside -
[Endrea] Kneels down next to Pinwheel and offers a pill first- This is more important, besides, feeding will take some time unless you want to be sick
[Pinwheel] - No, food first
[Endrea] - That's not how this works Pinwheel
[Karla] Is quietly watching from a shadow, leaning against the house. - Hello Sammn...
[Pinwheel] Whines but after a bit more persuasion takes the pill-
[Sammn] jumps slightly, instinctively drawing her knife - Oh... you. Wait, when did you arrive here?
[Endrea] Carefully begins pouring the void energy, but only giving Pinwheel the tiniest of trickles-
[Karla] Yesterday. An old foe showed up and trashed my abode. Lie was kind enough to take myself and Ever in.
[Sammn] relaxes, tucking away the knife - Indeed, nasty turn of events, but glad both of you appear no worse from it.
[Pinwheel] Whines loudly as Endrea stops the flow of food-
[Endrea] - Pinwheel, you haven't had a good feeding in at least a week, too much at once and you'll get sick
[Karla] How is your... unwanted passenger? Have you coaxed any more information out of it?
[Sammn] No, not yet. I wanted to take some precautions first, so I've had to run some experiments. This world lacks some items that mine has, so I've had to find alternatives. I think I've almost finalized things.
[Karla] Can I be of any assistance? - wanders closer and looks at Pinwheel -
[Pinwheel] Growls at Karla-
[Endrea] - Pinwheel that's enough
[Sammn] Possibly, but I am assisting Pinwheel with an issue first.
[Karla] No hurry. I think we're going to be here for quite some time. Cp and I had a bit of fun before leaving... - eyes Pinwheel- She's rather angry isn't she?
[Pinwheel] Suddenly lunges at Karla, extending her fangs and aiming to dig them into Karla's leg-
[Karla] Moves, but is not quite fast enough, the little dragons fangs stick in her thick leather boots - Ach!
[Sammn] Pinwheel, please don't attack others. She's won't harm you.
[Endrea] - Well at least we know she's out of venom
[Pinwheel] Is a bit stuck-
[Sammn] tries to carefully pull Pinwheel back - Hold still.
[Karla] Stays perfectly still- Umm?
[Pinwheel] Is eventually freed and her fangs are clearly visible-
[Endrea] - Judging by the fact that she's out of venom, it may be awhile before you can go and find Crim.  Would you like to leave her here while you gather supplies for your journey?
[Karla] You have a bit of a temper, don't you little one? And the head of a snake...
[Sammn] May be for the best. - kneels down by Pinwheel - Rest up, get your strength back. As soon as you wake, I'll be here and we can go look. Alright?
[Pinwheel] - But Cri!
[Karla] And she talks?
[Endrea] - I believe the Mistress said she has Pit viper venom
[Karla] How deliciously deadly. It appears I'm lucky both for my thick boots and her apparent exhaustion.
[Sammn] I'll go check his room, maybe he's hiding there. I promise, we'll look for him. But you need to be healthy first.
[Pinwheel] - Fine...
[Endrea] - We'll try some more food in a little bit Pinwheel, alright?
[Karla] Her name is Pinwheel? - She addresses the little dragon directly- I am Doctor Emmerich. Karla will be sufficent. Charmed to meet you.
[Pinwheel] Hisses at Karla-
[Endrea] - She really only likes her friend Crim
[Sammn] - standing - Thank you Pinwheel.
[Karla] I appreciate someone who is choosy with their company as well.
[Pinwheel] - Don't like you
[Karla] Any particular reason child?
[Pinwheel] - Just don't- Huffs and looks away
[Endrea] - She is a stubborn one
[Sammn] - watches both of them, fingers twitching -
[Karla] Then she and I have another thing in common. Sammn? You seem unsettled...?
[Endrea] - Go ahead Sammn, I can watch her for now.  And if she does get some venom back we have the antidote
[Karla] What kind of recuperation were you planning for her to restore her venom?
[Endrea] - Just some rest.  She'll probably need another pill too to deal with the water sores
[Sammn] - nods to Endrea before looking at Pinwheel - Alright. Rest up, I'll go look around for Crim and maybe grab a few things. I'll be back soon.
[Karla] Is she also one of your adopted children Endrea?
[Pinwheel] - You better!
[Endrea] - Oh no, those three playing in the grass are mine.  Splender is Pinwheel's guardian
[Sammn] I said I promised to help you. I keep my promises, always .
[Karla] Does he know she's injured?
[Endrea] - I don't think so...
[Karla] Shouldn't we let him know then?
[Endrea] - I believe I saw him leave the server last night, so he may not even be here
[Pinwheel] - Just get back soon
[Karla] Then she's fortunate to have others looking out for her.
[Sammn] - nods- I'll be back shortly.
[Endrea] - Everyone looks out for everybody else here
[Karla] Inclines her head towards the village- even in there? I presume there are people living in those walls?
[Endrea] - Yes, even the testificates.  They are almost entirely gay as well
[Karla] What's a Testificate?
[Endrea] - This games version of a villager, but they don't look like the players
[Karla] I have... poor luck with villages... I'm in no hurry to find out if this time will be any different. Perhaps I could help with... Pinwheel?
[Endrea] - You may get along better with the testificates than you think.  All of them know what it feels to be shamed and ostracized.  But if you prefer to help with Pinwheel, then I suggest you grab the antidote from the green house
[Karla] Still looks unsure- I would rather assist you. What am I looking for?
[Endrea] - A rainbow colored fruit, if you need help I think the Mistress is in there now
[Karla] Nods and heads that way. She ventures cautiously into the greenhouse and the lilleep makes a noise to alert Lie to her presence.
[Lie] Looks out from behind a taller plant, she's climbed up onto one of the counters to pick some of the overly abundant vanilla- Oh, Karla!  Do you need anything?
[Karla] Endrea asked me to come find an antivenom plant to conteract Pinwheels bite.
[Lie] - Pinwheel's here?  Uh, the tree is just to your right, if the fruit is ready, it should just break off into your hand
[Karla] Yes, she took a bite of my boot. - She lifts the fruit gently and three in sucession snap easily off in her hands.
[Lie] - Well if your not screaming in pain or dead then I guess she's out of venom?
[Karla] It's that potent? Hmmm...
[Lie] - Just ask Doc the next time you see them, they've been bitten a few times.  Splender luckily is immune to her venom, he gets bit constantly
[Karla] Any tips for not being bitten?
[Lie] - Give her her space, she gets overstimulated very easily, but she also like scratches along her neck fluff
[Karla] I shall remember that then. Thank you Lie- She heads back to where Endrea is-
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why not both? pt 2.
pairing: eisuke ichinomiya x MC x soryu oh.
rating: mature, ofc.
word count: ~2800.
content notice: somehow spanking made its way into this, idk how that happened ://
author’s notes: this threesome relationship is just really important to me?? so here’s part two. might make it into a series of sorts, i’m not sure yet. enjoy! 
part one.
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             something’s tickling my neck, & i frown slightly in my sleep, stirring against the sheets. “…up. wake up. hey, ____.” i yelp when i feel a sharp pain on my collarbone, my eyes flying open. i’m greeted with the top of eisuke’s head, his dark hair tickling my face as he nips his way up my neck. “mmm no…eisuke..” my body’s already responding to him, but i know if he does anything to me now, i won’t be able to go to work. i push against his chest weakly, my eyelids sliding halfway closed again. “i have to get dressed.” he’s dismissive of this, mouthing at my ear now. “later.” just when i’m about to give in, about to let those smirking lips kiss mine, he jerks with a grunt. i’m confused for a moment as to what happened, blinking slowly up at him. “ow! what the hell, soryu?!” eisuke’s rubbing the back of his head, glaring over at something. “it’s first thing in morning, you’re being too clingy. she needs to get ready for work.” it’s soryu, standing next to the bed & setting down a rather large hardcover novel; presumably, the book he’d just used to whack eisuke on the back of the head with. he’s sadly already dressed, looking sharp in his usual suit. luckily for me however, he hasn’t slicked his hair back yet, though the gel is in his other hand. the sight of his bangs is too much for me to resist, & i slip out from under eisuke, much to his obvious displeasure.
            i crawl on hands & knees to the side of our large (custom made, of course) bed, very aware of two separate gazes on my body as the sheets fall away to reveal it in all its naked glory. i slide up soryu’s torso, wrapping my arms around him. “my hero.” i kiss him softly, his free hand sliding around to rest on the small of my back. “hey! why does he get a kiss when you just rejected mine?” eisuke protests behind me, clearly pissed. i look over my shoulder at him, still clinging to soryu’s neck. “because, if i let you kiss me, i wouldn’t make it to work till noon, if even then!” he looks offended, crossing his arms. “oh come off it. don’t talk about me like i’m an animal in heat.” i raise a skeptical brow, a sentiment soryu clearly shares. the ceo returns our looks with a glare, bristling. i slowly slide down the chest i’m leaning on, arching my back & raising my full butt into the air. i then shake my hips, eisuke’s gaze following the jiggling of my cheeks like a hawk. he’s reaching out to grab me without realizing it, a carnal glint in his eye. i giggle, & he seems to catch himself, scowling fiercely & jerking his arms back. i can feel soryu chuckling against me, & eisuke only glowers harder when he figures out we’re laughing at him. a faint pink of embarrassment tints his cheeks, & the sight of it warms my heart & gentles my smile. “see what i mean, baby?”
            he scoffs & gracefully climbs out of bed, clearly sick of us. despite my words, my eyes still hungrily trace down his form, pausing at the impressive length hanging between his legs. “fine. do whatever you want.” he stalks off to the bathroom, & i turn to soryu, my expression a mixture of coy & sheepish. “i think we made him mad, sor. what should we do?” he shrugs, still looking amused. “why do anything? it’s funny when it’s angry.” i smack his arm lightly, but i can’t help but laugh. “you’re terrible.” he chuckles, taking my chin between his fingers. “but you still love me, don’t you?” i nod shyly, & he pulls me in for a deep kiss. i moan softly, my body responding again for the second time this morning. he pulls away after a moment however, thumb gracing my bottom lip. “you need to get ready for work, which i need to leave for.” he holds up the gel, clearly waiting for me to fix his hair. i pout & give him puppy eyes, hoping he’ll let me have my way. he only raises a stern brow however, & it has me hurrying to obey him. i take some gel from the container & rub it between my fingers, warming it up. i stretch up higher, sliding my hands back through his bangs, adjusting his hair into his typical mobster look. having plenty of practice doing this, i get it looking just as good as if he’d done it himself, & i beam proudly.
            as focused as i’d been, i only just now realize that his large hands have moved down to cup my cheeks. i grab onto his shoulders on response, our noses touching as he watches me closely. i’m too shy to meet his gaze however, so i’m left looking off to the side. his fingers ghost over my hole, & i shiver in response, my face on fire. “it doesn’t hurt, does it? i know we don’t do that often.” his tone is gentle, & it takes me a moment to realize there’s no sexual undertones to his touch, just concern. sometimes i forget how caring he truly is, & my heart thumps in response. i shake my head, smiling as i meet his gaze this time. “i’m totally fine.” he returns the smile with relief, hands moving up to stroke my back. “good. i just worry, because you have such a small body, & i–” “have a huge cock, i know. but i just ache in all the right places, that’s all.” my vulgar words clearly catch him off guard, & it’s his turn to blush, the color going all the way up to his ears. i grin at him as he flounders for a response, rubbing the back of his neck bashfully. he clears his throat. “yes, well…i’m glad to hear it.” i smack him lightly on the butt. “weren’t you going to work?” he tickles me before growling teasingly. “little minx. i expect omelettes for dinner, young lady.” i mock a salute at him. “yes sir. i would’ve made you some for breakfast, but somebody really tuckered me out & i had to sleep in.” he rolls his eyes before giving me a goodbye peck & leaving the bedroom with a wave.
            i skip my way to the huge bathroom, taking a quick shower & dressing myself in one of eisuke’s shirts & a pair of skimpy black panties. he’s sure to be put out after how we were ‘mean’ to him, so i want to make up with him before i leave for work. & sucking up to him goes best when he sees me wearing his clothes. i creep out to the hallway, cautiously peeking into the living room. he’s seated at his desk, but gauging by the way he keeps stealing looks towards the bedroom, he’s waiting for me to come out. hehe. how cute. just like a loyal dog. i step out just as he looks again, & he quickly snaps his gaze down to glare at the paperwork on his desk. “would you like some coffee, eisuke?” all i get is a hmph in response, but i pass by his desk on my way to make some anyway. i can feel his gaze start on my bare legs before sliding up to take in his shirt that’s currently engulfing me, ending at mid thigh. i pretend like i don’t notice that however, occupying myself with making his coffee just how he likes it. i move to stand next to his chair, holding the steaming mug out to him. “here you are, darling.” he shoves away from his desk in response, crossing his arms & turning away from me with a huff. his head holds an arrogant tilt as he faces it away from me, eyes closed petulantly. …guess we’re being stubborn with our sulking today. fine, i’ll play the game.
            i set the coffee on his desk & move to straddle his lap, his shirt riding higher on my thighs. still, he ignores me, though i see his fingers tighten where they grip his biceps. still not what he wants? i consider him for a moment, wondering how much more attention he wants. hmmm.. i wonder. i slide one of my hands into the soft hair at the back of his head, the other one coming up to cup his cheek. i tilt his face towards me, pressing my mouth to his. he isn’t quite responding, so i caress his lips with my tongue, & that seems to get him. they part for me, & i lovingly engage his tongue with my own, & he’s finally kissing me back. his kiss is possessive, as always, & it’s completely derailing my train of thought. its intensity is strong enough that in no time, i’m sprawled back against his desk, completely messing up his neatly stacked papers as he pushes me down. he pulls away slightly, that infuriating smirk i somehow love back on his face. i’m sure i look like a mess, ____ hair splayed along the expensive wood, cheeks flushed & lips wet from his kisses. he’s completely unruffled, going so far as to sip his coffee as i lay there dazed. “you were a bad girl this morning,” he says conversationally, as if we’re just having small talk about the weather. “you know what happens to bad girls, don’t you?”
            i whimper quietly & nod, my inner thighs clenching in anticipation. he also nods in response, still perfectly calm as he gently sets the coffee cup back on its coaster with a soft clink. he suddenly flips me, & now i’m lying face first on his desk. “i still haven’t heard you apologize.” his voice is still very conversational, which somehow makes this even more intense. “i-i’m sorry.” he pulls his shirt up, the soft fabric falling to rest around my waist. “sorry for what?” he runs a finger down the lace of my panties, & i squirm under his touch. “s-sorry for giving soyru more attention than you.” i’m ‘rewarded’ with a sharp smack on my rump, the last word of my sentence coming out as a squeal. “you know that’s against the rules,” he scolds, fingers hooking in my underwear & tugging them down. the cool air hitting my skin causing me to shiver. “i really a---” his hands smooth over my cheeks, as if warming them up before he brings his hand down with a resounding smack that echoes throughout the room. “ah!” there’s a heavy silence after that, as if he’s waiting for something. “o-one.” smack! “two-o.” smack! “threeee.” i keep counting until i reach ten, tears streaming down my face & my pussy leaking just as much. “i really am sorry! ...i love you, eisuke! i love you..” i whimper, frantically trying to pacify him, not sure how much of this sweet torment i can take. “hmph. seems i’ll have to forgive you.”
               my legs quake with relief, & just when i’m about to relax, his hands grip my waist, flipping me over onto my back. papers go flying off the desk, pencils falling to roll across the floor as he hastily repositions me. “ah! your work!” i gasp, automatically going to pick everything up before i hear his growl. "leave it." my ____ eyes jerk back to land on him again, watching as he quickly unbuckles his belt & unzips his pants. his cock springs free, & i worry for a moment that i might start drooling. fuck, why must everything about this man be so damn perfect? despite my words while we'd still been in bed, i'd known things were going to end up this way. i'm rarely able to make it to my shift without eisuke making love to me at least once, whether soryu was involved or not. i'll never admit it to king asshole, but a large part of me craves these morning love sessions, needs them even. ...even if most of the shift that follows is plagued by people inquiring about my health, as he usually leaves me walking funny. but still, here i am, a plead for more hovering on my parted lips. i want him, all of him, & i won't accept anything less. so i hold my arms out to him, an open invitation he readily accepts. he covers my body with his, my limbs eagerly winding around him like vines. i feel him nudge at my dripping entrance & i dig my heels into the small of his back, urging him on. he thrusts suddenly, his length filling me completely as i grip his jacket. a high-pitched moan leaves me, & that seems to excite him further, because his hips start moving against mine roughly, his breathing starting to get heavier. 
                 sex with him is like a drug, & i know i got hooked on it the first time he ever made love to me. except for the rare exceptions, he’s always rough; the pleasure he gives me taking me to the stars. his thrusts are shaking the desk, even more pens rolling off the surface to fall onto the ground. eisuke doesn’t seem to care, focusing on bringing me to ecstasy           probably more to prove that he’s better at this than soryu than anything else, but as his cock goes deep enough into me to tease my cervix, i really don’t give a damn what his motivation is. i can barely hear anything over the rushing in my ears, but i can tell that it’s silent in the room except for my sounds of pleasure & the telltale sound of his hips slapping against mine. my fingers tighten in his hair, accidentally tugging at his scalp in my aroused haze. he’ll never admit it, but i know he likes having his hair pulled, just as he enjoys me digging my nails into his back; his cock somehow becomes even bigger in me each time i do either things, causing me to whimper & squirm beneath him. “you. are. mine.” he emphasizes each word with a sharp snap of his hips, my breasts bouncing with each sudden movement of his body. i moan, his possessive actions causing my entire frame to shiver, the feeling going all the way down to where his cock is nudging my womb. i nod my head, fingers clutching the fabric of his jacket to hold him closer. “yours. everything i am belongs to you.” his lips pull back into a snarl at my words, his hips somehow managing to move even faster. 
                my orgasm is building up in me, so strongly i can almost taste it. the desk he’s fucking me on is almost completely cleared off now, everything that had once been on it now rolling across the floor. i reach back to grip the edge that my head is resting next to, my body arcing upwards in response to his soul-jarring thrusts. my new position presses me tightly to him, & i feel his lips attach to one of nipples, taking advantage of the easy access. in his next thrust, his pubic bone rubs roughly against my clit at the same time the tip of his cock hits my cervix, & i come hard, the following wail that escapes my lips emptying out my lungs. the sound is echoed by his groan, his hips no longer able to keep their rhythm as he holds them tightly against me, once again filling me pussy past capacity. we collapse together back onto his desk, our panting & racing heartbeats seeming to be completely in sync. he leans up slightly to press tender kisses to my cheek & jaw, my arms & legs still gripping onto him tenaciously. the hot feeling of his cock & cum filling me up isn’t something i want to let go of, but i know i have to go to work            although i’m most likely running late by now. i finally stir after a few moments, pushing at his shoulders. “i have to go to work...”  he scowls down at me, but he relents this time, pulling out of me & helping me to my feet. i teeter my way to the bathroom after he gives me another kiss, taking a shower before heading to work. & just like expected, my coworkers ask me “are you okay?  you’re not walking like normal.” at least ten times during the day. my lips curve up into a secret smirk, the king’s cum still gracing my womb; oh, if only they new.
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