#hell is hell

[themosthatedbeingg]

Hell is and will always be my kingdom and my will be done, I will not step down nor abolish the throne, Might made right when I landed and it’s the only power structure that’s rung true,

I’m the first and only King of this realm, the sovereign, The dragon, you may make a life here , but know it is cause I allow it, this is a place of punishment after all.

[rhys-writes-some-shit]

Greetings! I don’t have a new QPR fic unfortunately (I know, it’s been a while, I’m really sorry about that), but I did just publish a new Hazbin Hotel fic on Ao3! 

It’s a self-insert/OC fic, so obviously it’s not my usual work, but I’m just happy I’m writing again. It is a bit on the mature side because it’s Hell, duh, but it’ll be free of romantic or sexual relationships with the main cast! Just fun, platontic, suffering together! 

I promise I’ll try and work on my QPR works later, it just takes a bit of effort and I refuse to force things out when I’m not inspired because that results in fics I don’t like.

[eggman91]

Hazbin hotel fanfic au idea I had long time ago

so i don’t really care for hazbin or helluva boss anymore but I did this have this idea once like

hell is fake like a fake hell make by Lucifer for Charlie well Charlie is still the anti-Christ but she wasn’t first this is like the tenth attempt but slight problem Lucifer grew to love her and to him “too sweet for her own good” so he make this fake hell for and make a connection, so some sinners would end up there

he also make copy of his fallen and etc but that changed and etc he even make Lilith a copy because he never got over her and the exterminators thing is actually demons he make to. Do the whole extermination because overpopulation and real hell is infinite because well hell

etc and yeah he spend more time here because he really love and happy for charlie happy to see her grew and make a gf vaggie and etc and then boom the hotel where sinner can go to heaven and etc at first he amused “too sweet for her own good” but overtime more people come to the hotel and more people in the pride ring start to complain and join up with her well he gets paranoid they turning her against him and why are those to complain they in red LA not hell (also real is just hellish like floor are flayed skin and shit a real scared straight think people would use)

so basically, it would blow up at a even or something where she ask him and everyone of her friends join in and like I’m not gonna get involved I am Lucifer Prince of darkness but then Lilith and Stolas and etc join in he gets annoyed it’s like we’re not having this conversation

until charlie start a speech or something how he being unfair and he explodes everyone that they should be happy and if they want change i well give hell and he rambles his form change into a more trueism one like black goat all the white gone and goes real biblical that it’s time for tough love and summon real demons real hellhounds like silent hill and faith like demons and order them to go house to house and kill and tortured give them true hell

Also or something he grab an choke Alastor that he not special he’s not important it’s just some other murderer sinner

now it up to Charlie and friends to stop this and stuff

[thejewishgaymer]

Considering current events, I would like to remind everyone that this speech from Doctor Who exists and is the main reason I love Capaldi's era

[jerrycummblr]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[raychleadele]

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

[angrypeacepoetry]

[shigure]

hello. if you thought this post was entertaining please download and play this game my friends made. they're smarter and funnier than i am and everything i do is a commercial for their hard work

i can't delete the poll

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[dio7r]

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

HELLO ?

[gaybichon]

this is cute but also i like to think the pope has to preface every single statement with "this isn't dogma but" like he has to break character for a sec and clarify that he's not speaking ex cathedra

[nuclear-smash]

I think this might be my new magnum opus

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[stil-lindigo]

oh to one day live in a world that doesn't hinge on the whims of the united states of fucking america.

[saracastically]

finishing touches 🧶