#hell no

[noinoi10101010]

I highly doubt it's gonna be a couple and he was just doing it to mess with her. And like he knows her for what a few days and since there was no hint at love at first sight when they met makes me think he is just doing it to mess with earth. He'll earth by all means doesn't seem to like him back so if roxas dose have feelings for earth she clearly doesn't like him back.

Me: *willing to give the new LAES a chance*

This episode:

NO WAY UHUH! YOU CAN NOT CANCEL OUR SUNNY X ROXAS AGENDA THEN TRY TO REPLACE IT WITH THIS!

[lucifinaspissed]

[ashdash2417]

This ship has consumed my soul :)

[theshamelesssimp]

Nobody:

Me when I see a hurt no comfort/unhappy ending fanfiction

[frudoo]

I love love love your slasher!141 work and I know that reader is wifey and reader calls the 141 her husbands so I wanna know who proposed to who did reader decide to propose to the boys and then did they have a wedding ceremony and a honeymoon?? Did they do a traditional honeymoon where the like go on a vacation all together or was it like the 142 took a week off of killing people just to focus all their energy and attention on their new wifey??? (I’m sorry if this doesn’t make sense I’ve been drinking a lot to celebrate the end of the semester and finals being over)

I like to imagine that reader decided to take them all out for supper one night, which just so happened to be on the one year anniversary of the day her and Johnny started talking.

Warnings: Allusions to smut but nothing in detail. Fat-shaming, slut-shaming. A hateful, ignorant man gets what he deserves <3

Of course, there was one motherfucker in the restaurant who decided it would be fun to berate you and your boyfriends right to your faces.

"Damn. What, one freak wasn't enough to get you off? You need four of these bastards to satisfy you?"

You had to dig your nails into Simon's thigh to stop him from killing the dude right then and there. Somehow the dumbass couldn't see the rage in all of your lovers' faces, and he kept droning on and on.

"Guess it makes sense, with your size 'n'all. One to hold your cunt open and another to actually get it in, huh?"

John was nearly at his breaking point. Kyle was just about there with him.

"Bet they enjoy fuckin' each other more than you. Don't seem like the kinda guys to marry a broad, 'specially such a whore."

The decision to shove him into the back of the truck wasn't a difficult one, nor was the way they each took their turns making love to you right in front of him as he was hanging from the wall. You bathed and tried to ignore the man's terrified screams as your beloveds dragged him to the barn and the silence that followed. When you left the bathroom, all four of your lovers—drenched in blood—were waiting for you, with Johnny on bent knee.

The cheesy bastards took turns proposing to you (except for Simon—you were his wife no matter what your answer was) and each presented a ring that they'd been saving, souvenirs from previous victims.

There was no wedding, no honeymoon, nothing traditional by any means, just a normal home-cooked meal, a fuck ton of cuddles with their favorite girl, and the simple fact that you're theirs forever.

[channie-binnie]

Welcome back Maxident era

WaxingRacha be looking fine af

[sicksucculentz]

I really feel like when N was a worker drone he would get into the seasonings cabinet and taste test everything just because

He’s up in there tasting the salt, the pepper, the chili, the vanilla, the pumpkin spice, bouillon cubes, whatever.

Getting into the sprinkles, and the food colorings/dye

He does this in the dead of night to when everyone is supposed to be sleeping. Tessa caught him doing it one night and sense then she’s been sneaking to the kitchen to taste the seasonings with N. Sometimes Cyn joins them but she gets into the fridge to stick her finger in the sauces. Sour cream, cheese sauces, mayos, whipped cream, cream cheese, anything to be a pain in the ass. She’s eaten an entire container of cream cheese once and was found suffering from drone indigestion wedged under a bed hours later.

[nirby-wirby]

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN RAY “WALKED OUT”??? NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THE RAY WE KNEW AND LOVED WOULD JUST LEAVE??? He was literally so in love with Allison and was so understanding and.

You know what. I’m just gonna choose to believe that the Ray Allison got back was just a Ray from a different timeline and that Reggie fucked with his head because there’s no WAY Ray would just leave

[historicity-was-already-taken]

How bizarre it is to see myself, in the shadow of a fascist takeover, echoing the behavior of women I have written about and studied as a historian.

The women who said “this is not going to end well for us and we need an exit plan,” even as men everyone else around them was telling them that this was their home and everything is going to be ok.

Canada, New Zealand, or Australia. They want to profit off of US American fleeing intellectuals, right? None of these are perfect options, but my “easy” options are Poland and Israel. And those are like, jumping out of the frying pan into the primordial furnace, or industrial deep fryer, respectively.

My sperm donor is British, but Britain’s culture of Jew hatred and xenophobia is too much for me.

[miss-moradas-art]

Daily reminder that CATNAP, who strung up toys after he bisected them ALIVE, even thought Miss Delight, the fucking SCHOOL TEACHER, was too much

And RIGHTFULLY SO

I’d take the starving cat over this bitch ANYDAY

[thebramblewood]

Micah can't help but wonder: could uncovering this house's secrets be the key to unlocking her first novel?

Beginning / Previous / Next

Micah: Hmm. This table seems to be missing something.

There you are! But what are you doing in here?

What happened in here?

[rapidly approaching footfalls]

Micah: Who's there?!?

Naomi: Chill, it's just me. What are you doing in here anyway? Didn't we agree not to go in the creepy nursery?

Micah: [dismissively] Oh, I just got turned around somehow. Anyway, how was it? Tell me everything!

Naomi: Strange. I was expecting bureaucracy, but they're all, like, weirdly self-serious LARPers.

Micah: Wait, what-

Naomi: Sorry, I've got to hit the hay.

[somerandomdudelmao]

a question for you, Cass, should you feel up to answering. How do you just... Stop at the sketch level before posting your comics?

don't get me wrong, love the look it has, and love the whole damn thing... but I cant seem to post everything until its cleanly lined, coloured, shaded, and properly backgrounded.

So like... HOW? Do you have any secrets or tips on getting past an irrational need of perfectionism?

Uh, I don't think my way is worth repeating to anyone. Basically, I used to be a total perfectionist. Line, coloring, shading, I forced myself to do everything perfectly. And got really mad at myself if I got something crooked or unfinished.

Spoiler - it was crooked and unfinished a lot. Perfection is a bad bar that is kiiiiinda hard to reach haha

I had to go through a huge burnout to realize that art should please specifically me, not the stereotypes I had set in my brain about "quality" art.

Here. One of my old fanarts. Just as an example.

[i-eat-homeless-people]

i love how we only got a bit of actual s5 footage because they knew it would be too gay

[fallingstarsburn]

i keep seeing fan art or references in fan fics where caitlyn is insecure about her eye injury / the scar on her eye or whatever and i’m like you caitlyn kiramman is insecure over that?? miss ‘im an excellent shot’?? miss makes the first move??? miss 6ft tall unapologetic lesbian? girl she loves that scar and her eye patch!!!!

[iliveforaussiegrit]