#hello my darling goober

[sidsthekid]

and a lil blurb from the journalist who took this photo with sid:

[thecl0wnfather]

ey, watch over this lil' guy an' his melon while i go grab us some drinks, ya mook. u can have a piece of it if ya ask nicely! (or just take it lmao)

i greatly enjoy the idea that all puppets have feet like this. sweet, sweet puppet paws, babey!!!

[drenosa]

Jaune: *To his spouse, smiling* ~Hello, my darling angel.~

Jaune: *To his child, smiling* ~Hello, my precious treasure.~

Jaune: *To his pet, smiling* ~Hello, my perfect goober.~

Jaune: *To himself in the mirror, scowling* 'Sup, you dumb fuck.

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

Rate TF2 characters fave to least and why

OH JESUS CRIMINY THIS IS GONNA BE SO HARD SINCE I LOVE ALL THE MERCS EQUALLY FOR THEIR OWN INDIVIDUAL REASONS!!!!!!

I'll try my best lolol!

FAV TO LEAST

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The Soldier

My Loud Autistic American Darling...

He's Literally Fucking Hilarious

Soldier in Expiration Date is Peak Autism and Solly at his Best!

His love for raccoons and other weirdo animals alike

Has a Fantastic Smile

The Sniper

Tall Hot Autistic Aussie..... (he's so hot why??)

His Voice is Fucking Peak and Could Listen to it All Day

He Takes Psychedelics (LSD and Shrooms) and is Awesome to Trip With

He's a Smooth Talker Who has AMAZING Lines

Also a Lowkey Animal Lover (even if he hunts them too)

The Medic

Meet the Medic and Emesis Blue were HUGE culprits to this placement!

Archimedes is the Best Birb!

HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS MY GOD!!!!!!

AND HIS VOICE IS CREEPY AND ITS ADORKABLE!!!!!!

Plus he and Heavy's relationship is so sickeningly sweet and I love them!!!

The Engineer

He's Super Smart and I LOVE how he's Basically Study Partners with Medic!

His Accent and his Speech Pattern are to Die For!

HIS GUITAR PLAYING AND THAT HE MAKES MUSIC!!!!!!

His Giant Ass Ego that He Somehow Keeps More in Check than the Others

He's a Goofy Goober Yall!!

The Demoman

HIS LORE AND HALLOWEEN STUFF ARE SO RAD!!!!!

He's Actually a Hard Fuckin Worker and Deserves a Lot of Credit for It

HIS LINES!!!!!!! HIS VOICE MAN!!!!!!!!!

The Angst about His Childhood, Losing His Eye, just an ANGST MACHINE

LOVED DEMO IN EMESIS BLUE!!!!!!!

The Spy

He's so Fucking Fascinating and Intriguing, Makes me Wanna Learn More About This Fucker

Is Lowkey a Snarky Shit (like his son lolol) and I wish they would showcase that side of him more ("Oh Scout, please, go fuck yourself"!)

Would LOVE to see how he is as Dad!Spy (Either to Scout or another kid he has in the future)

I WANT this man to say Fuck and Shit WAY MORE OFTEN!!!!!

I Like that He Does Actually Care for the Mercs (Just in his Own Secret Way)

The Scout

He's a Funny, Snarky, Lud Lil Shit!!

He's Actually Lowkey Hilarious

HES FUCKING PEAK IN EXPIRATION DATE!!!!!!

He and Ms. Pauling are SO FUCKING ADORABLE AND TWIDASH CODED FITE ME!!!!!!!

I See Him as a Brother Figure of Sorts and I Really Like Him for That!

The Pyro

A Sweetie Pie, A Cutie Patootie, A Little Guy...

....Will Still Burn Down a Village with No Hesitation!

Even Though They Have Their Setbacks, They're Still Very Intelligent and Successful (hello comics)!

They Have AWESOME music tastes!

Pyro is a Force to be Reckoned With!

The Heavy

A Big Man with a Giant Heart (Literally and Metaphorically)!

This Fucker and his Sandvich will NEVER cease to amuse me!

HEAVYMEDIC ARE THE PEAK CANON TF2 COUPLE RAGGGHHH!!!!!

Super Intelligent and Super Sweet

He, Like All the Mercs, is Fucking Hilarious, My God!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS TOOK FOR-FUCKING-EVER!!!!!!!!

This was a LOT of work and fun that I had here, I really hope you enjoy reading through it all!

I hope you come back here again and have a wonderful night my friend!!

[sopherfly]

Happy May the 4th!

Hello there, and May the 4th be with you!

In honor of our favorite fandom (and our favorite goobers, aka obikin), @temple-mistress and I are thrilled to bring you a “flight” of some of our obikin WIPs, along with one indulgent extra! Please see the menu and snippets below. Let us know which completed work you want to see us post first! ✨

May the 4th WIP Flight

Clone Wars Verse | gffa obikin 

Papa Verse | gffa obikin

Omegaverse | gffa obikin, alpha Anakin & omega Obi-Wan

Quindu | bonus pour - gffa Quinlan Vos/Mace Windu, on a ski trip, in the hot tub

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Clone Wars Verse | gffa obikin 

Anakin smirks a little. “Really, old man?” 

Obi-Wan can’t help but roll his eyes, sighing like the utterly oppressed. “You're in my lap, darling. It's hard not to be… affected.”

“Hard, huh?” Anakin outright grins. He blinks up at Obi-Wan, his gaze growing suddenly heated. “Need me to help with that?”

Obi-Wan's fingers tighten, just a little, in those curls. Damn him and his insufferable conceit. Eyes darkening, he nods sharply, just once. “As it is entirely your doing, it does seem like the correct course of action.”

Anakin licks his lips. “So it’s my fault that I make you horny?” he teases, turning his head to nuzzle the now fully-hard outline of Obi-Wan’s cock. 

~~~~~

Papa Verse | gffa obikin

“Hurry up, old man, need your hands on me, kriff, come on.”

“Why don’t you help me, then,” Obi-Wan replies, his voice low with amusement and arousal. “Use the Force if you want, I won’t object.”

Anakin shakes his head, mildly exasperated. “You never do, when you want to fuck me.” His brow furrows, and his hands push at tunics while the Force obeys his almost unconscious command and tugs down Obi-Wan's trousers. “You...you do want that, right? You want to fuck me?” He pulls his tunic sleeves down, off, and wraps his arms around Obi-Wan's waist, hiding his flushed cheeks against Obi-Wan's neck, inhaling deeply. “Tell me. Tell me you want me. Tell me how you wanna fuck me, how much you want to be inside me, stang, I need to hear it.”

“Of course I want that, want you,” Obi-Wan rasps, his hands winding their way into Anakin’s hair. “I can hardly breathe with how badly I need you.” He tilts his head to press heated kisses against Anakin’s hairline, his temple, his jawbone. “I want to kiss you hard, and fuck you harder—I want to hold you too tight, and mark you up without any care for who might see the bruises.”

“Master,” Anakin groans, hands skimming up the expanse of Obi-Wan's back and down over the curve of his ass, pulling their hips together.

~~~~~

Omegaverse | gffa obikin, alpha Anakin & omega Obi-Wan

"I have wanted you for far longer than a day off of suppressants would suggest,” Obi-Wan admits in a low, confiding voice. “I had assumed you were a beta, uninterested in the needs of any omega, let alone your old master. You are brilliant, beautiful, strong, and passionate in all that you do, and of course I wanted—I want—you.” He cups Anakin's cheek, then leans forward to press their foreheads together, ghosting a thumb over Anakin's bottom lip. “Are you sure you want me, and not just the one omega you've been around for most of your life?" 

Anakin nuzzles into Obi-Wan’s hand, nosing and scenting at his wrist. “I… I can’t imagine wanting anyone but you,” he murmurs. “And believe me, I’ve tried,” he adds with light, rueful humor. “Ever since I presented—maybe even before—you were the one I wanted. Can I…” He pauses, mouthing over Obi-Wan’s skin. “Kriff, I’m sorry, I don’t know why it’s so hard for me to ask this. I just never thought…” He moves closer to breathe the words into Obi-Wan’s ear, a soft, still-vulnerable confession. “I want to fuck you. I want to touch all of you. Can I?”

Obi-Wan sucks in a sharp breath. The scent of aroused alpha invades his senses. He feels the utter sincerity of Anakin in their bond, and he's caught up for a moment by the rush of fondness he feels, his heart stuttering with the sudden, overwhelming realization that it's Anakin who wants Obi-Wan. 

His inner omega prods at him, reminding him that there's an alpha nosing at his ear, soliciting his attention with placating kisses and heated words. He feels his stomach tighten, and he nods, tilting his head enough to expose his mating gland. “If—if you're certain. Kriff, yes. Touch me, please. Let me see you, alpha. All of you.”

~~~~~

Quindu | bonus pour - gffa Quinlan Vos/Mace Windu, on a ski trip, in the hot tub

“Mmm, you're a fucking tease, you know that?” Quin admits with a gasp. “Not that it doesn't, kriff, do anything for me.”

“I’m just helping you relax,” Mace replies, his finger brushing and pressing at Quin’s hole. He leans up and forward, letting his lips linger over Quin’s for a moment, not kissing, just barely touching, then finally wraps his free hand around Quin’s cock. He keeps his grip loose, squeezing just a little with each stroke when he gets to the head. “Think I can make you come before I do?” Mace murmurs.

With a lazy grin against Mace's mouth, Quin releases an affirmative noise. It's not often he gets there before Mace, but he's so relaxed and still a little Force-depleted that it's not going to take much. Especially not when he's got Windu teasing and working him over, not fast and intense, but slow, soft, indulgent. 

Quin never imagined he'd go for something like this, or that he'd ever have it, even, and the fact that it's Mace does something to him, something that feels warm and safe, so when Mace presses against his rim, slipping a little inside, Quin jolts. “Y-yeah, yeah. Know you can.”

With a hum that’s half amusement, half approval, Mace presses a kiss to the corner of Quin’s mouth and lets his finger slip further inside. He massages Quin’s prostate slowly, with just enough pressure that it’s no longer a tease, and the rhythm of his other hand speeds up as he focuses on the sensitive head of Quin’s cock. 

“Love the way you looked out there,” Mace says, his voice thick with arousal and something else, something familiar, something they both know but never name. “Wanted to ask you to suck me off once we both got to the bottom.”

Quin begins to pant softly, the corners of his eyes crinkling and releasing with each press of Mace's finger. Gods, Mace knows him so well, a better partner, a better lover, than Quin can remember having. He knows deep down he should be wary of the growing attachment, because that's what this—whatever this means—is; and below even that is a warmth and contentment, a feeling of acceptance that he's afraid to look at too closely for fear of spooking it away. 

“Y-you know I would,” Quin says. “Any t-time, any place. Always r-ready to have your cock in my mouth.” His pants turn to grunts as he arches up into Mace's hand and down onto his finger. “D-don't stop, baby. So good, yeah, yeah. Fuck, close, yeah, so close.”

[autismbackinaction]

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¡Welcome, friend!

My, my! How silly of me..

where are my manners?

°•°•°•°•°•°•°A warm hello!°•°•°•°•°•°•°

Hello new friend! I am noah! But some may know me as Autism!

I am a small, content creator who is just trying his best on achieving his dream :)

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•Index!°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°

~Introduction~

~Oc's~

~do's and don't's~

~(Important) fact's and details~

~My aus~

☆

~My mutuals~

~What I do~

☆

~Fact's~

~Fandoms~

°•°•°•°•°•°•introduction!°•°•°•°•°•°•°

Hello! My name is noah! But feel free to call me any nickname listed below↓

•Noah-bug

•Silly

•Fun sized

•Goofy goober

•Little light

•mini barnaby

•Alexander Hamilton jr.

•N [totally not a murder drones reference :)]

•alien

I am a small, content creator. I am trying to achieve my dream of being well known around here!

I am transgender and my pronouns are he/him (PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME A SHE OR A THEY)

I am omnisexual! And I have a girlfriend :)

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°oc's!•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•

My Irl oc:

My oc's:

I will explain their backstories in a future post!

°•°•Important facts and details!°•°•°•°

I am MINOR

I am AUTISTIC

I am a CHILD

I am apart of LGBTQ

I am not as good at ART

I will not be posting as often due to SCHOOL

I am currently hosting a show called: "Darling town" I am still trying to figure out the release date of the show, but for now, its only teasers and trailers!

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•Do's and don'ts!°•°•°•°•°

DO

•Make fanart, doodles, gifts, etc, sure! Its always nice to receive gifts from others :)

•Cosplay! Ooh! A costume! That character looks familiar to me..

•Ask's! Gladly will answer anything you have friend :3

��Taging me! Show me what you have in store! :D

•Sending love and support! Thank you friend, and much appreciated! (This is in a platonic manner) :)

•Shipping! You can do creators oc x your oc, a platonic oc x your oc, cannon x your oc, cannon x cannon

•Adopting! You or your oc may adopted Any of my characters! :)

DON'T:

•R34 and/or NSWF. I think i'll pass, friend... That doesn't look nice.. :(

•Bullying, harassing, etc. What do you find entertaining about hurting others?? :(

•ADULT OC'S X MINOR OC'S. I do not accept this...

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°My au's!•°•°•°•°•°•°•°

The last stick of fire, A kinitoPET AU

Accident's happen!, A welcome home au

The home of Lost, the grave of found, A kinitoPET au

Void!Checker, A welcome home au

°•°•°•°•°•°•°My mutuals!°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°

@night-terrorzz @nia1sworld @reksi-goooo @7392974 @ramble-world

And others! :)

°•°•°•°•°•°•°What I do!•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°

I make gacha videos!

I make aus!

I make gifts for other content creators and mutuals!

°•°•°•°•°Facts! (Non-important)°•°•°•°•

SCENE PERSON! I like all styles, but this one is my main favorite :3

I watch a lotta gameplay's of horror games :P

Short :')

My favorite color is green, but any other color is fine :)

Rf wally/walden is my dad gang^^

Most of my stuff/writing is probably gonna based off vintege stuff :P

Love my mutuals sm❤ (in a platonic manner, of course :3)

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•Fandoms!°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°

•Welcome home (Current one)

•KinitoPET

•Andy's apple farm

•Amanda the adventure

•Any roblox game (such as pressure, doors, rainbow friends, regretavtor, etc.)

•Murder drones!

•TADC

•helluva boss

•Hazbin hotel

•Mario

•Garten of banban

•Poppy playtime

•bad parenting

•Cuphead show (And the game :3)

•BATIM

•TSAMS (the sun and moon show!)

•BBAEAL (Baldi's basic's :3)

•Gravity falls

•Sonic the hedgehog

•Animal crossing

•bluey

•Sesame street

•IF (Imaginary friend)

•FNAF

•FNF

•The muppet show

•Hello neighbor

•Lego movie (1 and 2) +Ninjago

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~ Thanks for dropping by! ~

[wally-news-12-official]

"HELLO MULTIVERSE!"

"Not so loud, Wally."

"Well, this ought to be a bundle of fun!!"

Hello, Tumblr! I'm Ace (you may recognize me from another blog, @ask-multiverse-traveler-acey), and welcome to my AU blog:

In this universe, Wally - or, rather, the Wallys, plural - are your local multiverse news reporters!

They (and by they I mean the unquantifiable number of Wally clones) report on major events, happenings, or new Wally or Welcome Home AUs, along with their faithful news anchor and head honcho First, and of course, their beloved news station Home!

Join these little goobers as they travel the multiverse for their next biggest story!

This AU doesn't really have an overarching story or plot or anything like that! This was simply made for fun! However it does have a bit of ✨lore✨ that I'll occasionally drop! @:)

BLOG RULES

Absolutely NO inappropriate or NSFW asks, normal or media. This is a SFW blog. Also keep your asks respectful. I won't answer rude or mean asks!

I am okay with shipping asks or romantic asks/simping, just be appropriate!

Please do not trace, steal, or repost any art on this blog!!

This blog may contain disturbing content or artwork, such as: scopophobia, eye contact/imagery, flashing lights, bright colors, eyestrain, light/moderate gore, derealization. Because of this, this blog is 13+ ONLY.

Please don't bring any kind of drama or harassment into this space! I don't want or need it. If it's something serious DM me.

When asking, please remember to specify who you're asking your question to: The Wallys (🎤), First (🎙️), or Home (📡)! General AU questions will be answered by me, Ace (🟣)!

Get silly with your asks! There's no stupid questions on this blog!

Please be patient with asks! I am only one person running this account and I'm a human with a life. I will get to your question eventually! If I don't, I either do not have an answer or I simply don't want to answer it.

MEET THE CREW!

Wally Darling(s):

Your resident and reliable reporters, cameramen, boom operators…literally anything and everything. If your AU has something going down, he’ll be there with his camera and his apple microphone to get the latest scoop!

"The First Wally" Darling (First)

The first Wally News Wally to ever be made! This prim, proper, & polite gent is the main face, the head honcho, and your favorite news anchor!

Home (Humanoid)

Wally News 12 HQ, as well as the residence of the Wally(s)! He makes sure they all have everything they need! Also has a physical manifestation (seen here) so he can talk with or interact with the Wallys!

"We hope to hear from you, dear viewers!"

[yanderes-galore]

Hello!! I hope it's alright i request some junkrat...hes my fav goober...

Specifically his Junkenstien skin, maybe he becomes obsessed over townsgirl reader ? (I know halloween is over but I just love this skin sm!!)

Sure! I get what you mean, it's a good skin and it even has an event storyline tied to it. I'll see what I can do!

Yandere! Junkenstein! Junkrat with Townsgirl! Darling

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Female Darling, Obsession, Stalking, Manipulation, One-sided adoration, Violence, Death, Mentioned murder, Pining, Forced relationship.

Honestly we aren't too sure why Junkenstein wants his revenge against the Lord of the castle.

Far as I know that backstory was never revealed in the event.

Except for him being mocked according to a comic.

But hear me out-

Maybe he feels the Lord is keeping him from his love?

Maybe the gate being closed and the heroes being hired was to separate you from Junkenstein.

That could be a potential motive, yeah?

That's how Junkenstein sees it.

In reality it was due to his monster's rampage.

Let's first layout backstory for you and Junkenstein.

Junkenstein was a scientist for the Lord of Adlersbrunn.

He worked day and night making robotic creations to appease the Lord.

Yet that's not all.

Junkenstein was also in love with a girl who lived in the town.

Love felt more like infatuation as Junkenstein always rambled about you to himself.

The scientist often tinkered and made robots to appease his love.

You had a vague idea he loved you... but not the extent of it.

Junkenstein's gifts were plenty.

Only the best for his love....

"To the loveliest girl in town... from your intelligent admirer!"

His gifts are all made with shiny metal, small robotic automatons to make you smile.

Perhaps a small robotic dog or cat? Something to remind you of him?

Junkenstein may be mocked by the Lord... but never you.

You always loved his creations, with you he was never judged.

How could he not fall for you?

To him... you are everything.

Sure... call him a creep for watching your every move and fantasizing about you...

You're just so... magnificent.

None of his creations could match your beauty.

Junkenstein feels his heart swell when you enjoy his gifts.

He promises he'll make more for you if you wish for it!

Unfortunately... Junkenstein still has to appeal to the Lord.

Which makes him go down the rabbit hole of making his latest creation, a living creature.

He visits you at times but eventually has to return to his work.

Junkenstein thought he was making progress between you.

He no longer had to "admire you from afar"... he was able to hold giddy conversations with you!

Then disaster strikes for the first time.

He manages to make his new monster come to life with the help of a witch, only for it to rampage through the streets.

At first Junkenstein likes the carnage.

It serves as revenge against those who mocked him.

Right up until... his monster attacks you.

You weren't hurt too badly but Junkenstein felt guilt seep into his heart.

He goes to comfort you, chanting apologies one after another due to the fact he let this happen.

What he got? You pushed him away.

Junkenstein was exiled shortly after, along with his creation.

For years after the event Junkenstein thought of the fact he hurt you.

He mulled things over, twitching and sobbing into himself.

This wasn't supposed to happen!

He was supposed to love you!

You were both meant to fall for one another and become a couple!

Now all he has is memories...

Yet... the witch said there was a way to get what he wanted.

He wanted you, yes?

So why not plan to take you?

This starts Junkenstein's Revenge.

He charges through the town with his creations.

He first intended to search for you... his beloved townsgirl... then he planned to make the Lord pay.

Unfortunately he saw you run off into the castle... protected by a locked gate and four heroes.

He saw the look in your eyes... you're scared of him.

There's nothing to be scared of... he won't let his monster harm you again.

One way or another... he plans to break that gate down and kill those four hired guards by his own hands if he has to.

He doesn't care if he dies trying... he knows what he has to do.

He'll break that gate down and claim his prize...

Even if blood stains his coat and gloves... he plans to have you two together once again by the end of tonight.

[butterfilledpockets]

Hello my dear friend. I know it might be late for you but it seems there has been a predicament in my life in the real world where turtles are just slow walking goobers.

I will be going back to school prison, where tumblr is inaccessible, and homework community service is a bitch and being on my phone is untolerated by the staff police..

as I will be gone for a long period of time, I entrust the with flops little sister. Bunners. May or may not be named after you What a darling she is, all I ask is that she has a pillow next to her at all times. Also a reference to you, bc you need sleep

TL;DR: I will not be as active as I usually am sadly, so I am sending you as many gifts as I can, because I will miss my favorite Tumblr blog :(

Your favorite/j asker and #1 Fan, LovelyKid<3

I wish you well my inbox shall sincerely miss you o7

I take bunners with great responsibility

[justalexisfine]

hai hai!!

we dont know what pozzed uz to azk thiz[maybe itz that we r feeling lezz anxiouz then uzzual?]/lh/gen

we juzt wanted to azk if it would be ok w/ you if we reffered to you az "hun" bc...i’unno why but it comez natrual to uz to call beingz we conzider cloze friendz by "pet namez"/nf/genq[in quotationz bc we dont really think of them az pet namez lol/lh/gen] itz totally fine if ur not comfy with that/gen/lh

alzo haz anything fun happend to u thiz weekend?/nf/genq/lh

:33

hello darling!

yes, we're comfortable with that name:] we should add that to our list, actually. /gen, pos

I don't think so. I mean, we helped our big sister move into a new apartment yesterday, and I got a lot of progress done on my Stardew Valley world! /gen

GOOBER /vpos, silly, aimed at bat

[lilyandthegenshinbrainrot]

Um so hiiiiiii....

https://www.tumblr.com/lilyandthegenshinbrainrot/729468140297338880/i-had-recently-read-a-fic-where-it-was-like-every

Do you perhaps have like a bookmark or anything of this fic? For legal reasons? I promise its not to laugh at barbatos it is i am lying for being a silly little goofy goober

Perchance link or title of it please hehe?

Hello 💕 !!! Thank you so much <3333 this. made me realize that half of my ideas about them weren't. Elaborated on or even written outside of my head so if you want to talk about silly scenarios, lmk and I'll be happy to share those half baked thoughts with you later !!! For now, this fic should have the dynamic you're looking for, with Klee as the main character !!!

^ Klee enlists Venti to help her keep an eye on the suspicious "hairbrainer" in their city during Windblume, and ofc he is down. This is an absolutely darling Barbatos as Venti characterization while also playing with Klee's relationship to the Knights, the divine, and her development <3 I scream about this fic periodically bc there's a couple moments that are worth everything ever 💕

[wistfulwisp]

Hello my lovely darlings, my goofy goobers, my chicken strip eaters. School was oh so hectic for the first couple days but everything is coming into place and I have a steady rhythm going. I’m nervous but everything I’m doing is something I love. How is life going for you?? Ask me questions, tell me stories about your life, or tell me what time it is and what you’re thinking about right now. What is extra gay in your life rn? I’m watching good omens and it’s taking over my life. No spoilers for the second season but if you have any fun gay facts or somethin a little queer for me I’d appreciate it. Or, what’s something that’s amazed you recently? Something that left you completely appalled? Or, send me whatever ya want honey bunches.

[fxckn-sxck-fr]

Hello! I was the anon that asked about if Dick would paralyze/amputate his Darling if pushed enough. That response was amazing btw, thank you!!

Is it okay if I’m 🌱 anon?

YOU OCCUPIED MY MIND FOR LIKE A WEEK STRAIGHT, 🌱 ANON. I HOPE YOU KNOW THE DAMAGE YOU’VE DONE, RAAAAAA.

Welcome to my institute of goobers. <3

[damn-this-transgirl-hella-gay]

Hey darlings so like I figured I'd make a actual Pinned post

Ok so Hello I'm Angel, I have ADHD and I'm unmedicated and self diagnosed autism, I specify because I could be wrong as I'm not a doctor that specializes in autism, I'm 20, trans MTF and go by She/Her

I love reading peoples stories here for what I call Tumblr Story Time where I'll at random select a story I see that I enjoyed right now I do this by selecting a random post by @writing-prompt-s and reading the stories and then decide to voice them, I'd also happily voice anyone's story who wants me to simply send it to me and I will!

I also have other platforms that I use like YouTube where I also post the stories and gaming clips

I have a Twitter where I shitpost, hornypost, and when I remember to, give a heads-up when I'm posting a video

I've also got a Throne if anyone decides that they want to be a extra sweet little goober and get me a gift

[retroaria]

Hello! I am goober! It’s nice to meet you! I liked your Dazai fic, can i have a NSFW Dazai x reader, where reader is a bit….bratty? (Idk what to call it😭)

If not that is alright, thank you for your service, and i plan on continuing to read you in the mere future!~

brat tamer!Dazai ₊˚⊹౨ৎ ₊˚⊹

a/n: afab/fem!reader!!! I’ve never written a bratty reader before and I am new to nsfw as a whole so I tried my best, hope you like it and thank you so so much for the request 🥹

“Why is that I’ve been getting the silent treatment all day? Come on bella, tell me what you want.” Dazai’s words seemed to fly through your hot ears straight down to your weeping cunt. A feverish whimper rang past your closed lips, enticing him to push you even further.

“Is it because I ignored you last night, when you were curled up on the bed with your hands between your legs? You don’t expect me to dote on your every need, do you darling? You seemed to be handling it yourself just fine.” All you could do was shiver under his touch as he read you to filth. You wanted to push him off you, stop his wandering hands in their tracks and make him feel the same way you felt last night. You knew it would get you the reaction you wanted based on the growing bulge in his slacks, which he had pressed firmly against your thigh.

However, your body was betraying you. Your arms fell limp at your sides and your legs began a steady tremble. No matter how badly you wanted to punish him for punishing you, you’d always fall victim to his undeniable control over your body. The kind of control that he could solidify with a single touch, every. single. time. The only thing you could control was the noises you made, refusing to open your mouth and give him any satisfaction.

His hands finally made their way down to the hem of your pants, slipping past them with ease and tracing light circles over your clothed clit. He took a moment to pull the waistband back, catching a glimpse of the panties you had on. “Light blue lace, this must’ve been for me, hmm?” You didn’t move an inch, didn’t make a single sound, and you could see the bothered look begin to creep over his features.

In one swift motion he pulled your panties to the side and sunk two of his slender fingers past your entrance. “Fine, is this what you wanted?” He growled into the wet spots he was leaving against your neck.

“Hardly, is this t-the best you could do?” You said in a teasing tone, desperately holding back the moans caught in the back of your throat. Before you knew it his fingers retracted from your achy hole, both hands gripping the hem of your pants before yanking them down. He kept your panties on, he always did when you wore one of his favorites.

Dazai always proved to be stronger than he looked. In moments like these, where he’s pushing you up against the door of your apartment, latching your legs over his shoulders and holding you there effortlessly, you wonder how he keeps such a lanky figure. His grip was firm on your hips, he trusted in the way your legs would instinctively grip him in place between them, stopping you from sliding down the door and pulling him closer to your heat.

His nose ghosted over your clit as his eyes traced your body all the way up to meet your gaze. “I can do this all day. If you tell me you want it, I’ll give it to you~” he cooed against the flesh of your inner thigh, nibbling softy at the sensitive skin. At this point, your mouth was dry from how in awe you were at his actions, your mind was rambling pleads for more, and your cunt was practically gushing, you couldn’t keep up the act you wanted so desperately to up hold.

“P-please, ‘samu. Mm~ need you, please.” You finally allowed yourself to moan at his touch. Each kiss and lick against your thigh, inching dangerously close to where you needed him, pulled ravenous whimpers from your throat.

“Hmm? Oh, so you do need me, tell me where baby.” As if your sounds had casted a wave of pure lust upon him, his voice was now low and raspy, his words coming out in a deep groan against you. He wanted this just as much as you did, and although you were upset you didn’t get your way, knowing that was enough.

“Everywhere, need you everywhere, please!” You cried out. And with that he had a change of heart, thrusting your body forward into his and lifting you over to the couch of your living room. He sat you down and kneeled on the ground before you, spreading your legs and pushing your hips into the cushions with his hands. This new position was much more comfortable for both of you, and you knew it meant he intended to be at this for awhile.

His lips attached themselves to your clothed heat, sucking your arousal out of the fabric, admiring how messy you had become for him. He flattened his tongue against your clit and pressed down hard, groaning into you. The gasp that left your lips was almost pornographic and it set him ablaze all over again. He’s hands moved quick to pull your panties down your legs, slipping them off before balling them up in his hand and shoving them in your mouth.

“Hold these for me.” Is all he said before pinning your hips down again and latching his mouth to your cunt. Licking stripes through your folds, twirling his tongue around your clit and entrance every time he passed them. Despite his firm grip on your hips, he let your roll them into his face, meeting you halfway with equal force, letting himself get smothered in your pussy.

He focused his mouth on your clit, sucking and dancing his tongue over it in zig zag patterns. One of his hands removed itself from your sides to sink two fingers into you. Thrusting up on your gummy walls, hitting that sweet spot over and over and over again. It was unbelievable how well Dazai knew your body, he knew exactly where everything was, every little pressure point that made you dizzy underneath him, it was how he showed you that he loved you.

Your first orgasm of the night came quick, as Dazai sucked the life out of your bundle of nerves, grazing his teeth against it every so often just to hear you squeal. His fingers continued their steady pace until he felt you clench around them hard. He repositioned his hand and thrusted them into you rapidly. His mouth still busy sucking your clit as he felt you begin to gush around him, he continued his motions as you rode out your high before pulling his fingers out and making a meal out of your mess. Sucking and lapping up every drop you gave him, but leaving enough behind for another round.

You didn’t even get the chance to catch your breathe before he began attacking your clit once again, relishing in the twitch of your legs and hips from the overstimulation. He parted from you briefly to look up at your face, contorted in red hot pleasure, looking back down at him yearningly.

“Don’t worry dear, I’m just getting started. No need to fight it anymore, just sit back and relax.”

[letsbeflawed]

Diary...Thing?

So I decided to write a lil diary post things along with my art just so you guys can get to know me better as a person. Good or bad, I thought this would be good for me :3 I also thought my therapist would like to be able to read my experiences. Anyways TW: This will go into some personal trauma related to death. Along with talking about my experience with hallucinations and being a possible system. So something happened awhile back that brought this to light for me. See all my life I've seen stuff, ever since my lil sister died shortly after being born when I was like 6 or 7ish (I don't really remember my age that time was kinda a blur) I saw weird stuff. By weird stuff I'm talking about monsters, shadow people, giant skeletons, moving dolls, the walls melting with human faces that would murmur out words I could never fully hear. When I was young they looked hyper-real, like I could feel and touch them but as an adult they faded. But like I always thought everyone saw this stuff. Then when I learned it wasn't normal I thought it was ghosts or demons. But that was before I got back into fandoms in like 2020-21ish. Cause when I did the shadow men I'd see started looking like fandom characters. And when I say I see them I mean they look like IRL versions with the opacity down to like 30% and they'd talk to me. Sometimes I could hear their voice and sometimes I'd hear their voice in my head. The first instance of this was Wally Darling, like he'd haunt me like I believed for awhile that I was being haunted by him. It was kinda scary waking up to him saying "Hello Neighbor~" at like 2am in a pitch-dark room with him sitting on the foot of my bed blankly staring at me. LIKE thing of nightmares.... But the weird part was that it looked like it could never hold it's form. Like the shadow would crumble back to being a shadow. Now I didn't realize there was 2 of them until I got back into the Undertale fandom. They fully turned into Ink and Error. They were stable in their form and they would follow me around holding hands, cuddling, picking on each other and um... More stuff I don't want to say. Just know it was loving in nature :D That had been going on since 2022, but I didn't think much of it. Like I genuinely thought I made this up and that it's just a really vivid daydreams. That was until I made an alt on Discord of Error and Error disappeared and I blacked out. We were all freaking out, absolutely terrified. We didn't know what happened or why. Ink was scared, Error was afraid and I had no control. It was so scary it still makes me tear up thinking about it. I grew to really love those 2 goobers and seeing them so helpless and afraid broke me. I'm still scared to use that account along with Tupper for rps. I have no idea what will force a shift and it was so emotionally and physically painful that I'm terrified. It was such a traumatic experience... So I went to one of my trusted friends and they explained that what I'm going through might be DID and not a spiritual experience. So I've been seeking help for it, I have a therapist I'm seeing who is trained in this stuff, so I am getting help. Error and Ink are ok. It took a few weeks to adjust but they're good.

But the experience has been surreal, especially talking to them and realizing there's more in there. Like once they found out they could front they ALL wanted to front. I will make posts going into detail what they tell me. Cause a lot of it is very interesting and they have kinda complex interpersonal relationships that I had no clue existed. Anyways thanks for listening <3