#helluva trailer

[nyxofdemons]

helluva 2022 trailer vs. s2e4

[imp-imp-im-a-simp]

Looks like a new shipping material just dropped

At least two new ships will soon came to be

[helluvaandhazbinarelife]

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE WAY BLITZ CURLS UP ON HIMSELF WHEN HES UPSET??HES SHOWN TO DO THAT IN THE TRAILER AND GOD FORBID IF NO ONE GIVES THAT IMP A HUG ILL DO IT MYSELF

apologies. aside from my murder books, this show has me in a death grip and I need a fellow person to scream about it with

don’t you DARE apologize I am so completely happy to scream about it with you.

also omfg that got to me in all the ways. Flinching back/curling into yourself when you’re sad/scared? Me. Literally me. The amount I related to him in some of those frames is a little concerning if you look at it too hard

[birdy-babe]

Blitzøs entire life spent being unwanted. So he adapted, and learned how to be something needed, something to be used.

Which is why I think he firmly believes he is being used by Stolas. He simply cannot fathom a different reality, one in which he is wanted for once in his life.

[sophie-seokkie]

he finally looked his way

[datchidatchi]

*Rattling the bars of my cage*

WHERE IS HE????

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 26/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / bonus / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37

[jiabeewrites]

so this is what i've gathered from the memes and tumblr posts:

(please do not take this as 100% accurate. it's probably only like 78% accurate)

TITANIC II:

a few billionaires + a 19 year old + one other person(?) went into a "submarine" that wasn't actually a submarine

it was controlled by a VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER

and they were supposed to explore the titanic

and the submarine thingie didn't actually work and they KNEW THAT before getting on

and it imploded

and they all died

the only person anyone has sympathy for is the 19 year old bc he didn't wanna go on but wanted to make his dad happy

also celine dion is trending lmao

and fanfic is being written for the submarine (im slightly concerned)

oh and the company who made the submarine is called oceangate

this link. that's it, that's the addition.

oh yeah and @hkayakh said that a documentary is being made about this???

RUSSIA:

there's a coup

and there's basically a civil war

and the person in charge of the coup said that he's trying to topple russia's military leaders

and ukraine just took back some of their land

also the troops stopped for coffee before fighting

important addition by @chimp-prolly-not-typing-hamlet: the rogue battalion that rebelled against Putin is a private paramilitary organization called Wagner’s Group which has been linked to far-right extremism and neo-nazism

GREECE:

the greek coast guard capsized a boat full of hundreds of migrants, killing 80 with over 500 people still counted as missing, and the eu won't even investigate (according to @socialist-microwave-laser, please go check this post for more info)

so yeah fuck capitalism actually

THE STOCK MARKET???:

logitech is NOT suing oceangate, that was a fake post

EXTRA SHIT:

andrew tate is being charged for rape and human trafficking

and apparently elon musk challenged mark zuckerberg to a jiu jitsu cage fight

and andrew tate offered to coach elon musk

the season finale of helluva boss came out!!! (s1e8)

the season finale of helluva boss is coming out only right now because of some legal issues that vivsiepop + spindlehorse had. i think it had something to do with working with kesha and her label

FNAF TRAILER JUST DROPPED

yeah the world just decided to speedrun history today

(pls tell me if there's anything to add to this in the replies!!!)

[shortbreadly]

do you know how surreal it felt finally hearing this damn song? i was getting december 2021 flashbacks

[gloomygoetia]

Okay, hear me out!

In the Season Two trailer, when we get this shot:

I guess some folks are theorizing that Blitz is protecting Stolas from Andrealphus, because he is icy, and the ground is icy, too.

But I have another theory!

I personally can’t see Stolas cowering helplessly to Andrealphus. He’s a lesser goetia, having only the rank of marquis, if I’m remembering correctly. Therefore, wouldn’t Stolas be more powerful than him, and why would he be cowering under that circumstance?

But you know who probably IS more powerful than Stolas, and who else casts a spiky shadow?

This guy!

My personal theory is that Blitz is defending Stolas from his very own father! Because, well, Paimon MUST have power greater than Stolas, and if anyone could strip Stolas of his rank (notice he’s not wearing a crown in the first shot!), certainly it would be Paimon. And I could see Stolas cowering to Paimon, and doing nothing to defend himself from him!

That would also make Blitz one crazy, or brave, motherf*cker, to protect Stolas in that moment. (My Stolitz loving heart says that such a heroic act would only be done by someone who ~loves him~, because I can’t see any other motivation for Blitz to take on Paimon, lol. But that is subject for another post!)

So, IS it Paimon that they’re fighting in the trailer? Am I right? Am I wrong? I dunno, but I can’t wait for the episodes to come out to see if my theory is correct or not!

[nyxofdemons]

helluva 2022 trailer vs. s2e6

[checkertrains]

ARE YALL SEEING THIS, MY WIFE 🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️ HAS RETURNED RAHH

Literally whipped this up so fast y’all wouldn’t believe it

[helluvaandhazbinarelife]

Hi! Anymore theories for full moon ep of helluva?

Omg Hi again!!

Lets see… what have I not talked about so far….

Okay so first of all, we can all agree that Millies finally going to get her obligatory dose of trauma right? During Ghost Fuckers, I think that Millie and Blitzy are going to get possessed (possibly at different times, possibly at the same time) and I have no clue where Moxxie is at this time, but he might have to fight them. I’m pretty positive that Millie got all that glass in her eye from fighting the regular crew. I’m honestly really looking foward to that, because if Millie can finally join the Needs Therapy group, then we might get a slightly more interesting and three dimensional character.

Also, I disagree with the theory that Stolas’ royal status will be revoked. First of all, I’m not sure thats a thing that can happen. he is their blood relative, so it’s not like he was married into the family and can be taken out. Hes there to stay.

And I’m so looking forward to Vassago (did I get his name right?). And I think its really funny that the entire fandom went, aha here is a character who has had pretty much 5 seconds of screen time (less if your counting before the trailer came out), and we have decided that he is our child and we will love him forever.

Lol that’s everything on the top of my head. You got anything specific you want my opinion about? I would love to hear your headcanons too!!

[birdy-babe]

Me resting 😌 peacefully knowing that although we are here

We will be HERE one day

🙏🙏🙏🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

I’m on my knees for whoever added that clip to the trailer. Only thing keeping me alive rn

[drunkonimagination]

there are several things about that trailer that make me go feral for very different reasons and i’ll probably elaborate more on each one once i regain consciousness, but nothing nothing broke and simultaneously healed me more than this.

[ovelitta]

coping through doodling soft mornings