#help this is so funny to me

[wttcsms]

I feel like Kageyama is the type to casually and randomly reveal that he has a girlfriend to his teammates. Everyone’s engaging in boys’ locker room talk after a good game, some guy on the Japan team talking about the girls he scored at a nightclub last night. Soon enough, everyone’s joining in and leaving poor Kageyama out because they don’t think he’d relate to them getting laid💀

i wholeheartedly believe that kageyama is definitely a private but not secret type of person 😭 especially if his girlfriend isn't famous; he knows how awful the media and even his fans can be (the fact that he KNOWS he's referred to as one of the "hot" volleyball players and fans watch bc of his attractiveness will never not be funny). if anything, ushijima probably also knows because kageyama doesn't keep you a secret — he just doesn't see the need in bringing you up during vulgar locker room talk.

like, one day, ushijima just asks him where did he get the bento from and kageyama is just like "oh, my girlfriend made it for me" and ushi is just like "oh ok" and that's that.

what really gets the whole locker room to shut up and stop them from teasing kageyama is when, after a particularly long night with you, he's taking off his shirt and everyone is gawking at the scratches you left on his back last night. he's definitely beating the virgin allegations with that one!

[moltengoldveins]

broke: Technoblade is the deity of blood/war/anarchy/violence and his power comes from shedding blood/waging war

Woke: Technoblade is the deity of covenants/blood bonds/family/vows and his power comes from people’s (and dog’s) fealty and devotion

Bespoke: Technoblade is the god of the harvest and the anarchy blood thing is like… just the Way He Is. His power comes from like, veggie sacrifices. He makes peoples potato farms flourish.

[freyapoststhings]

can we bring back editing skk to old ass gacha songs from 2018/2019?

Like I wanna see an edit with my oh my pls

[xo-greta-ox]

Draw your fav ship

[cloudcountry]

damn okay floyd kissers I HEAR YOU

[burning-academia-if]

If Lars were a real person, he'd piss me off so much. I'd want to open all the windows to his dorm room so that pigeons can roost in his bedding, laugh in his face at his resulting expression, then smugly and angrily make out.

But not in front of the pigeons because that'd be weird.

[ungodly-amounts-of-godly-trauma]

major bracket round 1 group b

[cat-dragron]

maybe one day we could be discord friends, sounds crazy i know but airplans shoot through the nightsky like shooting stars

omg yeah maybe one day, that would be so awesome i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

[masonspecialist]

HELP NOT KWILL'S PLEASE DON'T GETTING A SEQUEL WHERE THE GUYS END UP TOGETHER????? AND DURING PRIDE MONTH??? GUYS WE FUCKING WON

[keii-starz]

should I destroy the lilia fans too- (with angst)

[draculagerard]

тебе нравятся бананы

I really don’t 😔

[lesbianjackies]

JAW DROP YOU KNOW MR. RIFFRAFF MAN WHORE?!?!?!?!?!?

I FOUND YOU THROUGH THEM AKFJSKFJDJ I’M IN SEVERAL DISCORD SERVERS WITH THEM 💀

[bells-of-black-sunday]

"I don't wanna turn on the light and fuck up my cones and rods." (for Frank)

Jerma Quotes | Accepting

Frank stares for a solid minute before flicking on the light, "What the fuck is a cone and rod? Whatever. Anyway, what's a creep like you stalkin' about a bunch of young adults anyway? Looking to make a horror movie?"

[manofmanymons]

had an idea where like: after a few days in the kemonogami the girls get together and gossip about the boys and joke that if they're in the world too long they'll have to get married there.

And then they immediately start calling dibs...

no body picks minoru or shuuji.

Hrjskd that's so funny hold on ToT

RIP Shuuji and Minoru

At first everyone calls dibs on Takuma but obviously they can't ALL marry Takuma

So Saki and Aoi settle for Ryo and Kaito ksjsndn

[thehealingsystem]

brb gonna go listen to the EPIC Henry Emily vs Henry Stein RAP BATTLE

[duvidha-mp3]

why is he standing like that. i am in love w him