Just thought about … oh my god. Bakugo’s first real battle with a formidable villain after your kid is born; he’s not exactly “out of shape” (he never quit the gym, routine, etc… just changed it), but he’s thrown down hard in the first couple seconds, and he’s slower to get back into position—taking the time to steady his feet and assess the terrain, pushing out the lil tummy he gained feeding you postpartum delicacies as he cracks his back—
And the villain, god help them, decides to call out to him as they use the few seconds of vulnerability to attack again, screaming, “hey pop pop, don’t tell me parenthood has made you soft! How ‘bout I start calling you ‘daddy,’ too?”
Just as Bakugo’s turning back around with a new fire in his eyes, blood all warmed up, and shooting off to grab them by the throat to end the fight in one single move.
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Hazel posts a TikTok that starts with her walking up to Eddie.
Hazel: Dad, have you asked Pop to be your Valentine yet?
Eddie: Uh…pretty sure marrying him covered that for life.
Eddie: It’s, like, on the marriage license or something.
Hazel: *starts to look worried*
Hazel: Dad, you have to ask him.
Hazel: How else will he know?
*Cut to a view of the kitchen where Steve is cooking dinner*
Eddie: *walks in with an absolutely blank expression on his face*
Steve: Hey, what’s up?
Eddie: Can you sit down for a sec?
Steve:
Steve: What?
Eddie: I have to tell you something, so…can you sit down?
Steve: Wha– Ed, you’re freaking me out.
Hazel, behind the camera and just as confused: *stops recording*
*Cut to Steve holding a bouquet of flowers and a piece of his favorite cheesecake, glaring above the camera presumably at Hazel*
Steve: Haze, you gotta stop giving your dad ideas.
Steve: I’m gonna have a heart attack one of these days.
Hazel: How was I supposed to know he'd do it like that?!?
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‿‿‿·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 ·˚ ༘
ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ | ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ.
ᴍ! ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ-ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ! x ɢɴ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
﹒⪩⪨﹒you’re the sun painting colors to my life.
𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒, a twisted blessing.
according to the ancient fable of pandora's box, hope itself was the final and most cruel punishment inflicted upon humanity - a false promise of relief, a deception cloaked in the guise of salvation.
with all else reduced to ashes, what rationale was left in his continued existence? a steadfast dutybound spirit was the sole ember still glowing amidst the lone tether.
if the cold caress of the reaper was to loom upon his door, he would not resist its finality, should his will to endure this blighted existence irrevocably extinguish.
but then, just as the incandescent light in his eyes waned—you coalesced to his life in a riotous inferno of visceral ravishment.
roseatte palettes and ambegurine auroras bursted forth like a dazzling display of fireworks illuminating the night sky. coruscating cobalt clashed with verdant virtuosity, sweeping away the monochrome that had shrouded his world.
it was as if he had stirred from a nightmare—awakening to a reality that was truly worth living for.
♡ ˚ · . 良い一日をお過ごしください、愛 !
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I think more of the Demigods should have ended up in the Land of Shadows.
Imagine how hilarious it would have been to see Morgott, Omen King, as am NPC in one area, surrounded by Hornsent all praising his horns while he visibly struggles not to start throwing all his most creative slurs at them.
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A younger Winifred (or known here as Iori) and their first experience with dogs.
note: last pic should be "...does not MEAN it will..."
STORY TIME
Seeing all the hunting dogs made little Iori all excited inside; she always wanted to get close to one but unlike the rest of the children who could easily walk to them, the size of the dogs rippled a tiny fear.
Two good friends of Iori, a girl and a boy, were determined to show her how cute the dogs can be. After all, they were all well-trained and loyal to the village folk.
There they all stood, near the mountain river on a cold Autumn day. As Iori stood from afar, the two children petted one of the beloved hunting dogs, then urged her to come forward. It seemed well and good. The two friends had nothing but good intentions for their little buddy.
The dog wagged its tail when Iori got near, nice and slow she went, just like what her friends advised her to do. Her tiny hand lowered to the dog's sight, and as its tail continued wagging, Iori—
The dog bit her hand.
And a shriek tore the air.
At the end of the day, three children were still three children. With the dog running away, they all panicked. None of them had expected the friendly dog to bite; it never did before! None of the other children or adult had been bitten!
Eventually, the three get scolded by one of the elders and a woman on break. The bite had only caused a bruise and by the following weeks, it was like it never happened.
Centuries past. What happened that day was just an accident. Now going by Winifred, they think dogs are still rather cute. It has come to her attention that most animals just don't like her presence.
She has one idea why.
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Betrayus and Pac from @ribbondee's "Twisted Fate" AU!
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don't ever fall in love, okay?
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Control over time
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Git got @spotsupstuff
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Pov: Croissant Man is Coming At You:
ArtFight attack for @intistone
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healing magic that requires touch....kissing your lover to heal their wounds
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UMETAROU NOGUCHI - Demon Slayer [sketch redraw]
more art || character page || commissions
Tag list (ask to be added or removed): @carrionsflower @statichvm @risingsh0t @simonxriley @tommyarashikage @kanos @bbrocklesnar @confidentandgood @unholymilf @florbelles @thedeadthree @shellibisshe @roofgeese @aezyrraeshh @faerune @tekehu @jackiesarch @minaharkers @sergeiravenov @carlosoliveiraa @rosenfey @nokstella @queennymeria @heroofpenamstan @alexxmason @tethrras @jamessunderlandgf @a-treides @solasan @bigbywlf @delzinrowe @fenharel
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BFTC isn’t really a case of terrible characterization for Jason so much as it was a terrible case of victim blaming. Like yeah, some of the things Jason did were a bit extreme compared to his “better” appearances, but that’s nothing new and pretty much true of many stories that aren’t utrh or lost days. The bad parts are are also definitely exaggerated by fans.
The story isn’t centered on Jason. Of course every other character’s description of Jason would be knee-jerk dismissive and misunderstanding, since (again) the intention was to make Jason out to be the cartoony bad guy villain. But if you look past the layers of grime they added, the bare bones of his characterization are not entirely incorrect. It’s a biased story in which their intended criticisms of Jason’s morals often fell short, so to compensate they deliberately cranked up his motivations to be more extreme and unrealistic (but one which, nonetheless got Jason’s overall thoughts and goals relatively consistent with stories that portrayed him accurately).
Yes, him shooting Damian was out of character, but granted we’re all in agreement that it was a true case of “bad writing decision”, I don’t think it’s hard to look past. The only other bit people probably complain about (which felt iffy at worst) was him being “a bit enthusiastic” at times in trying to convince Dick to become another lethal Batman (you can just as easily say Jason wouldn’t have been personally invested enough to have acted in the way he did). I don’t care though because he was probably doing it for shits and giggles, and it was funny watching him push their buttons on his spare time while being excellent at his job. Same old ‘none of them deny that he’s effective, they just can’t get behind the killing’ conflict.
Looking past the fact that Jason still had a valid point, the “he’s the bad guy” plot falls apart for other obvious reasons, which happen in the 3rd issue. It’s kind of hard to focus on how much of a bitch Jason’s being when the other characters are written in an infinitely more problematic way (which ends up happening in most “hate Jason” stories). Not only did they heavily imply Jason is a victim of SA, but the way Dick/the batfamily treats Jason about this is … horrible. Arguing that this was a case of character assassination for Bruce and Dick would be more realistic than using this story to claim Jason is a Bad Person™.
Even though Bruce does have a bad track record with his perspective on victims of SA.
Hey. Maybe listen to the living person begging you to turn it off.
Geez. I wonder why he never felt safe enough to confide in Bruce or any of the rest of them. Implying that enduring what he did made him “broken beyond repair”, that he needs to be “fixed”, and saying verbatim, “you are my greatest failure”, not “I failed you greatly”. Then deciding on behalf of Jason that a bunch of people who weren’t involved in what happened to him should all know about this so they can decide what should be done. And everyone agrees with this garbage. Unbelievable.
Aka, any sort of healing he may have tried to accomplish was ruined by you lot. When exactly am I supposed to see that Jason was evil all along.
The story collapses in on itself in the third issue because where Dick is supposed to be at his prime within the arc, he just sort of rambles about how Jason was a shitty victim and then awkwardly shifts to talking about personal growth and coming to accept his own heroic destiny.
I do resent this, but not because “Jason sucks here”. Jason’s “bad portrayal” pales in comparison to the problematic mindsets given to the other characters (namely Dick) which were framed as good-natured intentions and “tough love”. As for people who describe this as “vilifying Jason to prop up Dick” … I don’t really know what to make of that.
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Also to be clear the Minyard-Josten rivalry did not begin on the court. This isn't some battle of prowess and skill. No this started during board game night when Neil ignored Andrew's weakened border during a game of Risk to go after Nicky instead and Andrew repaid the kindness by decimating Neil's north african borders. Andrew will never apologize and Neil will never forgive him. They have forced teammates to take sides on this. Technically Andrew won the war that night but in reality it's been eight years of increasing casualties.
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at the clinic signing paperwork to start t👍
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VARIAN THE WEB RIPPER • drow • sage • red draconic sorcerer • traitor to lolth
(A CURSE, UTTERED BY DIVINE LIPS)
Never again you will know the comfort of my presence in the darkness, your eyes will bleed away the sweetness of my gift until only shadows remain. I mark you as a betrayer, unclean and unwanted, undeserving of any touch of purity. Run now, little rat, hide in the sun while you can, covered in soot and contempt but know this: I will make sure all my children know your heresy. They will find you and bring you back in my embrace, where your punishment awaits.
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