#herculesgarcia

[aliceinborderlandteatime]

In this edition, we will talk about the next few things:

@game-of-clubs has been seen wearing pants

@shiiibukiii , @an-from-forensics , @mira-hearts-queen have committed a murder together.

@biggunsaguni @niragi-of-bitches @herculesgarcia @boss-of-the-beach and @somatheking are doing Magic Mike sexy shows.

@cassiopeiagarcia broke@somatheking's heart

Is @hinataxsunshine scared of guns?

[cassiopeiagarcia]

Okay, guys @hinataxsunshine @your-sweet-cookie @twentyfourhourtitts @herculesgarcia, I want to join next time you try to conjure a ghost!

BUT...

Since I don't trust any of you, I'm asking @j-ofspades to come with us, because he looks like the kind of guy who can beat up spirits. Or get rid of them. Whatever you're supposed to do in these cases. He has the camera and the sound recording device and everything!

[somatheking]

Fuck Marry Kiss: @herculesgarcia @cassiopeiagarcia @andromedagarcia

Oh, easy:

Fuck: @herculesgarcia

Marry: @cassiopeiagarcia

Kiss: @andromedagarcia after checking for any hidden weapons she might have

[j-ofspades]

[from @herculesgarcia ]

Are you playing that game in which we send you photos and you have to react to them? No? Oh, sucks, I wanted to show you these two pics I took of Cass the other day...

Hércules, I am glad to make your acquaintance. Another free spirit, I perceive that in you. Playful, chaotic, somewhat like a festive firework.

I had not decided to participate in that game you mention but I thank you for sending these... even with the full mask on it wouldn't be difficult to guess my reaction.

I hope you got your sister's permission to send these, although I am guessing you did not. I shall not betray your trust, but I hope for your sake that she doesn't find out.

-V

[corvinusvortex]

@somatheking @herculesgarcia @kuinaoflight

3 people you ship my muse with

Soma would either poison me, or I'd just gut him at some point.

Hércules is a handsome guy, but definitely not my type.

Kuina is a queen, but sadly I'm not into women.

-C

[boss-of-the-beach]

rumour has it that soma is a better dancer than you are. do you confirm?

That is baseless slander.

@somatheking a better dancer than me? Only in his wildest dreams. No offense, Soma

Let me set the record straight. The best dancer is @herculesgarcia but then it’s all me 😎

[hinataxsunshine]

|| ooc ; I heard this audio and well since Andro’s Mun is teaching me some Spanish phrases I just— had to. I’m so funny 😎💪 this ain’t apart of my beach edits project tho, just a funny lil edit with @andromedagarcia and @herculesgarcia

[andromedagarcia]

wrote a little something for the wonderland AU, featuring the three siblings and @hinataxsunshine and @airi-of-hearts ♡ hope you guys like it!

A curious friendship, that between a rabbit, a mouse, and a serpent.

The sun was setting, the sky looked wounded, the crimson color of spilled blood, like that which covered the white roses blossoming in the Red Queen's garden, yellow clouds like gold spreading on the horizon, as if a painter (Cass, maybe? But she had buried her tools for art with Soma's body. Her words being there's no point in creating anything when all love has died, Andro, you know all my creations come from the heart) had drawn them with their brush.

'So what you are saying is that...'

Andro's voice was interrupted by her younger sister, who started laughing out of nowhere. First, it was nothing but a chuckle, prolonged in time. Then, it was as if someone had just told her the best joke she had ever heard in her entire life. She held her belly with both hands, bent over, tears streaming down her face. Had she stopped crying, since he had died? Would she stop crying? The Mad Hatter was becoming madder every single day.

With a flick of her black wings she signaled Hércules to do something. The soldier obeyed, not only because she was his Commander, but also because she was the oldest of the siblings, the one that had raised them all. The reason why they were in this mess? Could she have avoided it? Doubts plagued her mind and spread like a cancer, but they were not of any help, so she set them apart.

'You want to join our flanks.' The air heavy with lavender, the King of Hearts' favorite flower. What once had been a shiny, lustrous, green garden, in which hedges were shaped into a million different animals, both big and small, fountains threw up glistening water into the air and a hundred types of flowers grew, now was an unkempt mess, one that Andrómeda did not recognize as home.

Her dark, snake-like eyes focused on the people in front of her. A white rabbit and a mouse. Her natural prey. She didn't wait for an answer, a long, sharpened claw leaving an ugly mark on the wood of the table she had, until then, been sitting behind. Now she stood up, circling it, as she liked her lips with a long, forked tongue.

'Wine?' She offered, while she considered their words. 'It's not poisoned, don't worry about that.' She made sure to add, because while Mira may have used those tactics, that was not the White Qu... Mad Hatter's style.

'I will.' Hércules quickly said, leaving his now weeping sister pulling her own curls, rocking back and forth, whispering he's coming, he's coming, he's coming and she'll come and kill us all and she'll come and cut our heads off and the first time nothing will happen, nor the second, nor the third, only I will faint and then on the fourth he will forget his name, was it the fourth, was it the fifth? A fifth one, a sixth one, a seventh one, an eighth one... He'll die then, I'll die with him, The White Queen will die and the Mad Hatter will be born, she'll be born in Bethlehem like the Sphynx of the Second Coming, she's here to stay, the Mad Hatter... But I'm wearing a veil, shouldn't I be the Mad Veil-er? Oh, no, I do wear a hat too, don't I?

Andro resisted the urge to grimace, or to yell at her brother. He would probably be drunkest person in the room in about an hour, making a fool of himself, consuming alcohol being his way of dealing with this whole mess. She was, however, tired of playing his mother. She walked back to Cass, who was sitting under a withering tree, with a white stained dress that reeked of death and looked the part, as well, the veil over her face, not dark enough to keep her from seeing her little sister's features.

'You're wearing a hat too, Cass. It's fine. No Sphynx is coming.'

'No, I'm the Sphynx. I only bring death and pain and death and pain and other things that start with d such as... death, and pain, and despair and doom, tears? DECEASE, DISSOLUTION, DEMISE, DESTRUCTION.' Her voice grew louder and louder, until Andro crouched by her side and placed a calming hand on her shoulder, silencing her instantly. She raised her head, big, bewitching, beautiful brown eyes looking at her, filled with tears. 'He's dead, isn't he?'

'He is.'

Bawling. Lamenting. Mourning. Sobbing.

The cycle starting, once again. How long now, until she forgot?

The Jabberwock stood up, stretching her menacing wings, looking at both rabbit and mouse and promising herself she wouldn't eat them, no matter what her instincts told her. Because she needed their help.

'Just tell me there's a possibility of bringing her back.'

[cheshire-shuntaro]

[from @herculesgarcia]

A deal has been made. A love story born.

I have no comment to add to this. I just want all of my followers to be graced by this magnificent edit.

— Chishiya

[your-sweet-cookies]

[from @herculesgarcia ]

Hi, Kukki!

Hope that you don't mind me asking but... what was that 'incident' you keep referring to? Is everything okay?

Let me know if you ever want to talk.

Kukki goes silent for a few moments, seeming deep in thought. It's been a while since someone had brought that subject up. She didn't even think anyone even had an idea about that part of her past to begin with, but somehow, maybe she accidentally let some things slip here and there that might've hinted to the matter.

"Ah... Uhmm... Hercules, that's quite an interesting question you've got there! Well, that particular... thing... It's nothing you really have to worry about. It happened a long time ago, over 10 years at this point, so it's just part of the past. It doesn't affect me anymore and I'm fine, really. No need to be concerned about it." Kukki forces a smile and pats him on the back. It was better if they didn't know about what happened, yeah, it was for the better, since she didn't want them to fear her or change their view on who she was, just because of something that happened such a long time ago.

(( Message from Mun: The 'incident' is a part of Kukki's past that she won't open up and talk freely about with really anyone, but only someone really close, whom she feels like she can fully trust. So far, she'd only disclosed it to Niragi, whom se trusts with every fiber of her body. Let's just say that it revolves around her bully and the fact that Kukki almost killed somebody. ))

[airi-of-hearts]

Hey, gorgeous... did you like what I sent you? Golden suits you.

--Hatter (boss-of-the-beach) 😎

…a golden bikini? I think you meant to send this to @herculesgarcia

—Airi ♥️

[shibukibusiness]

7 and 9

7. If mun and muse could spend a day together, what would you do and why? I'd love to give more advice on how to become prettier in real life 9. Shoutout a blog/muse you’re loving lately

@diamondfucked @cheshire-shuntaro @diamond-attorney-keiichi @kuinaoflight @hoodedchishiya @theking-ofhearts @hinataxsunshine @herculesgarcia @bossfightsamurai @boss-of-the-beach @your-sweet-cookie @fluffybrowncat @prosopagn0sis @chishiya-of-diamonds @somatheking @twentyfourhourtitts and I just started loving on @rbbthl from afar

-S (and Mun also this is Risa/Kyuma's mun for the people who don't know it yet

[somatheking]

[from @herculesgarcia]

🐤

[risa-of-spades]

Rank all the AIB males from hottest to least hot in your opinion

@niragi-of-bitches / @niragixpsych / @triggerhappymilitant A badass man who isn't scared to fight, give me a call later

@cheshire-shuntaro / @chishiya-of-diamonds / @hoodedchishiya Mysterious eye candy got me hooked

@iamthelastboss That man is gorgeous total eye candy.

@game-of-clubs He always gets my attention whenever he walks around.

@headbeachincharge / @hatdanma That man is just heart eyes

@arisuthegamer I love this guy but his heart belongs to someone else

@jack-of-emos His whole style is just 10/10 I love it

@aguniiguess / @aguniiguess / @biggunsaguni the man with the big guns I love looking at him

@segawa-chota That boy has some good looks

@diamond-attorney-keiichi Such a handsome man

@herculesgarcia His hair is amazing and he is sexy

@osmosistakumi He is handsome

@hinataxsunshine He is more of a best friend that is gorgeous as fuck

@innocent-faced-murderer Belongs to Yaba but is still handsome

@mister-sane belongs to Banda but is still handsome

@daikichixkarube I feel like people would fight me if I had him higher on my list

@tattas-beloved-hat He is so cute

@little-skrunkly-minion-guy He is so cute

-R

I have included everyone I follow because I hate leaving people out. This was just answered for funsies and doesn't mean Risa has to be romantically involved with your character or doesn't like yours at all. Every double character I added has their own different interaction with Risa and I love it. If you wanna be removed from this list please message me.

-Mun

[corvinusvortex]

[from @herculesgarcia]

She's a 10 but she looks like she could kill me.

So that makes her a 12.

I would never!

(yes I would)

Never!

-C

[cassiopeiagarcia]

Fuck, Marry, Kiss: @somatheking @herculesgarcia @daikichixkarube

You do realize that Hércules is my brother, right?

Like, we were born out of the same person. We share the same genes. His mother is my mother and his father is my father.

What is wrong with you?