#heritage post

[multidimensional-trashcan]

I made an Hall of the mountain king edit in honor of this batshit insane post (for which i may or may not be partially responsible, too) by @one-time-i-dreamt, enjoy :)

[wynsvre]

welcome to camp half-blood, alternate take

referencing this post, obvs

[kittybricks]

Do You Love the Colour of the Sky? (Or: This Must be the Place)

(I apologize for the resolution in advance. Still troubleshooting.)

[awkward-fangirling-potato]

I have been blocked by heritageposts and I think it’s the biggest achievement of my life tbh

[nudibutch]

a three part series brought to you by @clitorises

[jojo-heritage-posts]

i sent the ask about the jojo kin blog, and after some digging i’ve found that it was called jojokinnections and has since been deactivated (i think there was some kind of interpersonal strife?)

it was a parody of kin blogs from the time. among the main characters were mod bruno, mod feminist jotaro, and mod white rohan. mod bruno was the self-proclaimed “capo”, but was usurped after it was revealed that he was paying his 13 year old brother minimum wage to perform his mod duties (among other things).

bruno also became celibate after being betrayed in love somehow, which lead to his signature sign-off, “your capo, mod celibate bruno”

i went through an old server from around that time and was able to find this video which includes some of the performance. i also saw a few reblogs of their posts when i searched for their url (on google tumblr search sucks haha)

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i will admit i hit play without reading the text first and i’m not sure what i was expecting but “mod white rohan” was not it. hall of fame video to be honest holy shit

[jedi-valjean]

[mrbiglong3000]

i spent all day doing this and im not sure why

[yungstrawberryshortcake]

To celebrate this momentous day, I went and found my Neil button; it’s a bit faded from the sun, but still one of my favorites from my button maker.

[transgeneth]

can't reblog the original so here

[woetoy]

Holy shit yikes, fetishizing pregnancy AND embarrassing furry shit. How awful!

are you lost? is everything ok? 🥺🥺🥺

[manichewitz]

im going insane over this tweet because absolutely no one in the comments knew about ea-nasir?? no one had even heard about this or seen this photo before?? like??? i fully forgot that the story of ea-nasir and his mid copper is not an important historical event outside of tumblr dot com. i feel like i’ve been transported into a different and worse reality and i would like to go back

[places-people]

what does it say about us that heritage post blogs have evolved to fill the environmental niche that fuckyeah blogs once occupied before going extinct

[krillmayn]

I took a test to find my heritage, turns out it’s entirely tumblr posts. My genetics are made up of posts about Goncharov and color theory.

[davey-jones-lock3r]

thinking about this classic