#herpetology memes

[sleepy-bebby]

Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.

[arminreindl]

[typhlonectes]

[yaoiconnoisseur]

via

[indoraptorgirlwind]

[markscherz]

There is a happiness no-one else knows: the feeling of mud between fully webbed toes; the caress of a breeze on your moist shiny skin; the warmth of the sunlight that slowly soaks in; the gentlest hum of a thought far away, as you sit and you soak and let time tick away.

[great-and-small]

[cringecorp]

*beep beep* Yupp,as Suspected… “Lizartd.”

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

I just got back home from a herpetology conference, and a few of my friends and I passed the time between talks by making some silly herpetology memes (inspired by some funny marine biologist memes we saw floating around!). I thought I'd share a few of them here! :)

[sleepy-bebby]

Shedding 🐍

[bootleg-nessie]

Did you know? Box turtles originally got their name from pioneers who would use their empty shells as boxes during the colonial era when looking for a place to settle, as cardboard boxes had not been invented yet

[typhlonectes]

[yourungodlyend]

Look yall I made stickers n shirts n shit. If u wanna support ur local clown(s) you can check out the shop link below. https://www.redbubble.com/people/FracturedMoons/shop?asc=u

[therussianbudgie]

[sweet-slither-friend]

Is herpetology also for bisexual guys?

Hell yeah my guy. Reptiles and amphibians can be enjoyed by all, even straight people.

I got my blog title from this anon ask which delighted me 3 years ago. Been thinking about changing it but I haven’t thought of anything I like better.

[great-and-small]

Ambystomid salamanders when they see a vernal pool: yeah okay I’ll roll those dice