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bulkhummus · 1 year

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i just know he’d be insufferable

#and he’d be RIGHT #im not saying cecil wouldnt murder for the crown but— no i am saying that actually #hes a bitch #babygirl supreme <3 #you deserve it king #i love sans but unfortunately i love cecil more #cecilsweep #sans undertale #cecil palmer #sexymanotd #wtnv #welcome to night vale #art tag #this is prolly the last sexyman art ill make except for the one ill post to patreon #tumblr sexyman poll

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barbecutie · 5 months

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oc: masha lugo game: cyberpunk 2077

some glamour shots done by the ever talented @syfawn >:)

#cyberpunk 2077 #ocs #hes a bitch #he held me at gunpoint so i posted these #masha lugo #shes so babygirl

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incorrect-nevermore · 1 year

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I think we should get to see Prospero be weird as hell, cause in the masquerade of the red death he’s described as being low-key crazy and having really odd taste. He tries to stab a person who just showed up at his party, not for trespassing or disrespecting him, but for having the such a FUCKING HORRIBLE sense of fashion, that he has no choice but to hang him at dawn.

We should also get more dumbass bestie moments between him and Annabel.

“EXPRESSO IS BITTER AS HELL-“

“LISTEN HERE YOU GOD DAMN BRIT I WILL BE DEAD TWICE OVER BEFORE I SAY THAT YOUR BASIC ASS EARL GREY IS BETTER THEN EXPRESSO!!”

#nevermore webtoon #annabel lee nevermore #prospero nevermore #hes a bitch #but also a just funky little guy

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toiletdesytr0ya · 1 year

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he's so❤️❤️❤️❤️ (i'm gagging and kicking my feet and squealing)

#i'm so normal about him #patrick fabian #howard hamlin #better call saul #hes my babygirl #hes a bitch #hes a silly guy #i want him so fucking bad #i want to purchase this trinket #howard hamlin better call saul #photodump

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gods-graveyard · 5 months

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Dumbledore sitting at the head table, ready to play out his carefully crafted identity as a respectable, powerful wizard- and a adult figure his newest chess piece will of course find solace in.

Harry *moments upon seeing the man, not even knowing his name*

(IE sneak peak into newest chapter of "Broken Crown" by Yellow_sprouts) aka im shitposting and shamelessly promoting

#incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter #ao3 fanfic #ao3 harry potter #slytherin #slytherin boys #slytherin pride #dumbledore bashing #evil dumbledore #hes a bitch #in my fic #Harry has 6th sense #he aint falling for this shit #trusting adults?? nah-#hes gonna trauma bond with the one man who hates his guts

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riverbay11 · 2 months

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I want more Orel angst found family hurt/comfort fics…in moments like these I wish I could write 😔

#moral orel #moralton #stephanie putty #rod putty #clay puppington #blobrtapupington #fuckclayinpartiucal #hes a bitch

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wouldtheyfuck · 2 months

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•requests open!•

#hes a bitch #tumblr polls #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #aradin #bg3 aradin

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onecharaaday · 3 months

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020 || Shapur Nerumen

@laslloronas

#jart #020 #shapur Nerumen #FAN CHARACTER!! COUSIN OF THE GISU OF ALL TIME!!!#he is also psychic #hes a bitch #Psychonauts #what if someone was gisu and norma smart and was a genuine asshole

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90363462 · 2 months

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Why is Drake posting Free Tory Lanez if Tory Lanez is guilty?? Why is he risking his image and brand by supporting a rapper that was convicted for shooting a lady? Unless he knows something we don’t know. This is very strange to.

Go get the j pay , write a letter and mark your calendar for prison sex you Canadian biiich you got nine years to go!

Imagine being a willing participant of the prison wife’s club for a bubba rapeharlot ?

I can’t relate because I’m not shooting at people over some harsh criticism