#hes so nosey about your sex life okay i dont make the rules he just is

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS THE PLATONIC KISAKI HANMA AND YOU TRIO! When it comes to you dating, Kisaki radiates the energy of that rich dad who wants his daughter aka you to marry a rich man that'll treat you like the queen you are. Hanma? He's the big brother that can detect red flags in a matter of seconds. You are off limits to the other Toman admins too (Nahoya? No. Pah?No. Chifuyu? HELL NO)

Ooh my god. Kisaki being like "how were your grades? What are your degrees? What would you do if...?" And hanma being like "treat her right, get her off, fuck up and I'll treat you to some cement shoes and a trip on a boat."

Hanma and Kisaki exchanging notes on the guy you're getting kinda serious with:

Kisaki- pros: laywer, makes good money, could be useful cons: terrible fashion sense, wants a very public relationship and that'll affect your work

Hanma- pros: he's passable look wise (finally), he's not in a rival gang (or your gang), he makes you happy and is meeting your needs open-mindedly. Cons: talks over you, mansplains things

They ultimately decide you can do better and scare him off in a bad cop-bad cop interrogation.