#hh y'all im sorry

[sparklingpax]

Optimus likes cowboys, so he went and adopted a cow + then found a lil cowboy hat. It’s four in the morning, so naturally, he now seeks Spike’s approval, since he first heard about them from him :D 

Meanwhile, Spike is just trying to drink his morning coffee before he heads out for a date with Carly. He was not expecting Optimus to show up with a live cow and a hat, asking about cowboys at 4 in the morning,,

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.....this entire piece turned out so bad aaa a *muffled sobbing* 

PLEASE DONT ASK ABOUT THE LIGHTING JSDJSJDJ

Like there is so much about this I genuinely don’t like....however, I’m going ahead and posting it anyway because I thought the idea was kinda cute/funny ^^’’ 

& lmao as you can see, the response from Spike was a last-minute addition I did in like. 20 minutes because my computer kept crashing ;w; 

[ciircusbrats]

sometimes i think about dropping some threads to make things easier for me but i care about all my threads very much dhauisfv

[gowongeef]

Can you rank the signs as best to worst?

hmm..okay dskjhdjhf this is most probably gonna change since im still learning abt astrology but! here we go

1. virgo

2. scorpio

3. leo

4. pisces

5. gemini

6. cancer

7. libra

8. sagittarius

9. taurus

10. aquarius

11. aries

12. capricorn

[fairydraws04]

someone: club penguin isn’t coming back and that makes me sad but there’s nothing I can do about it

me: well maybe you can’t bring it back but i’m at least attempting to try and it would be nice if you share the post I made about what i’m doing to try to revive club penguin for real

someone: *isn’t on tumblr so they can’t do anything about it/they don’t even see the post in the first place and keep just being sad about CP being dead*

[deadlockled]

oh my god....i have 125 things in my inbox w-would anyone be angry with me if i deleted very old stuff that i cant figure out what they’re even from or have no muse for ??

oh gosh....i feel terrible but pls don’t hesitate to send new things in for me if i didn’t end up answering things before i rly didn’t mean to let things pile so much but that depressive episode i had dragged on for so long n then i was sick n hh im so sorry im rly sorry !!

[licoriceblackaliceangel]

everything got answered whoopee!

Goes back into a comatose state for a few days.

[mynameseri]

AHHHH THATS SO HOOOT OMMMG!!!! NSJSNSJS AHHH I’d literally be like moaning into the kiss as I touch his body he’s so hot nsjsjsjs my hands would never leave his body I’d just be UNLEASHED!! OHMYGOD ANSJJS I’d literally be PUTTY in his hands I wouldn’t be able to hold back pulling his hair & begging him for him he just knows exactly how to get me to be just a mess under him he loves it so muchhh he’s smirking & also becoming a mess of his own ommmg he always knows how badly I want him kskzjz AHHHH HH he’s just always SO GOOD to me!!! I’m always sure to pleasure him too, thanking him for all he does for me ;) AHHHH YESSS nothing gets him more turned on then seeing you become completely weak to the knees over him & his words. You’re on his mind all the time too so as SOON as he sees you he’s all over you, hands wondering your body & touching all his fav places on you as he whispers about how he’s so ready to get these clothes off you, & saying you better be a good girl for daddy tonight (which he knows you will be but just LOVES watching your reaction to his words). He’s quick to get you back to the bedroom, using his strength to keep you under him & ripping off your clothes to get down to work. He’s practically drooling at the sight of your gorgeous body, & you just know you’re in a for a good long night ;) !!! And he’s just so gentle with you afterwards, smiling softly as you catch your breath coming down from the high of it all. He catches your lips in a soft kiss, praising you for being such a good girl & telling you how much he loves you!! AWWW YESS BUBBLE BATH TIME!! He massages your body during it, but his hands always end up roaming & lead towards certain spots👀 as this is happening his words are shifting from soft back his to dominate tone, getting you worked up all over again. He loves treating his baby girl right!!! (AWWW YAYY IM SO GLAD I DO🥺 you deserve all the happiness!! OMMG SAME my prayers for someone to talk campika with have been answered I’m so thankful for you💕💕 AWWWW YOURE JUST THE SWEETEST I can’t even put into words how happy you make me and how wonderful you are!!! You’re just the actual BEST!!!!🥺🥺)

KLJDFLKHDF Ahhh YOU HAVE BLESSED ME BEYOND WORDS!! I’m speechless I can’t even compete with this!!! Brb while I reread this approximately 100000 more times and die at the imagery. So freakin LOVELY. I need a moment to COLLECT MYSELF. cause this killed me in the best way. PHEWWW👀👀👀

Also! From what I mentioned to you yesterday on your blog, I figured out how we would meet in theory. Kurapika and Kite are obviously both friends of Gon and Killua. So When Gon and Killua meet up with Kurapika and you to tell y'all everything about the Chimera Ant arc, Kurapika takes up an interest in meeting Kite. So then,  y'all have Gon and Killua set up a time to meet Kite.

Then when Gon and Killua relay all this to Kite, I’m interested obviously so then we all set a time to meet up. Eventually when we all meet up, we’re at a cafe just enjoying a light meal and some coffee and Kurapika and Kite are just hitting it off getting to know each other. Then we are both there and naturally click and we just start chatting about anything and everything. Gon and Killua split their time between chatting with Kite and Kurapika and us. It’s so much fun and they’re having a great time seeing their friends get along so well. Kurapika would definitely be the one taking control of the entire convo with Kite. Kite would be a good listener and empathizer, especially when he learns about Kurapika’s past. 

After that we all start trying to get together more frequently. Kite and Kurapika even team up together for some missions when they have a chance to! And then once they get more acquainted, we start going on double dates together. For Halloween they would take us to a pumpkin patch and we would have a contest to see who can find the most aesthetic pumpkin. Then we’d sip on some apple cider and walk through the fallen orange & red leaves. 😊💞

We’d all end the night together by watching some scary movies. I would just be cuddled into Kite’s chest avoiding looking at the screen cause I get too anxious! But overall it would be SOOO fun and amazing!! We’d have the best holiday season double dates ever! It would be like a dream come true!🖤🖤

(Also iLY and im so sorry for my late ass reply I seriously died yesterday and it followed me into today!!!! but YESSS im so so thankful for you too!! you are freakin THE BEST, better than me!!!!💞💞💞)

[spencerreidandderekmorgan]

I love my boyfriend

He's just- hh

So sweet, and kind, and a fucking bastard at the same time

Y'all don't understand

We're in this YouTuber's discord group (where we met) and he keeps saying stuff like "I have a crush" in the main chat which prompts everyone who knows we're together to panic (even tho im polyam and he can date anyone idc) and then he'll @ me and say "it's my boyfriend" and I'll SCREECH and yell at him in PMs for embarrassing me

Like duddeeee

He lives so far away from me but I just wanna see him

Anyway sorry for the rant/vent and bad grammar

[sunascumdoll]

m' so sorry to hear about the mean people in your inbox :(( literally can't people read ?? if y'all don't even know to do something/understand then should you even be here?? anyways i hope your day is great <3 i'm sorry i've been so inactive lately :(( !! i'm literally so close to finishing all my drawings my schedule is just super cramped hh

- softsukkei <3

it’s okay bubba! im fine now!!

don’t apologize at all honey!! ive been super busy with work as well so i completely understand!! take as long as you need baby!

[protect-klangst]

Soooo basically this is my reaction voltron season 3 which I finished watching in the middle of the night honestly I was yelling most of the time you have no idea how excited I was the fuck but I got a tiny bit collected by the end of episode 2 so I started recording my reaction at the beginning of episode 3 aaand yeaahh

 Episode 3 

“KEITH WHAT THE FUCK"  *laughing* "UHDHDHJS LOTOR AAAAAA” “bITCH LISTEN TO PIDGE” “OH SHIT THAT LAUGH” “BITCH SAME” “YES BLOW HIM UP LOTOR” shit i love her. “Keith. No.” “YES LANCE IS RIGHT YOU’RE RIGHT BABY” “keith.” “KEITH. HONEY. NO” “SHIT ALLURA NOOOOO SAVE HER” “LOTOR YOU ASS” “NOOO ALLURA BABY” FUCK ITS A KLANGST MOMENT THIS IS WHY MY USERNAME IS PROTECT KLANGST I WANT TO PROTECT KLANGST FUCKFUCKFUCKUFCU KLANGST “KEITH NOOOO” “LANCE NO DON’T SAY THAT" “but bitch u right” “AW HUNK” "YOU’RE DOING GREAT SWEETIES” “ALLura ohmygod I want to pROTECT HER” “OHMYGOD ALLURA THAT WAS SPOT ON” “Good god why does lotor’s face look hecka punchable” “THIS. BITCH.” “Yes ALLURA YOU’RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE” “YAAAAAAHS” “YEAAAH THINK LIKE LANCE” “Look I’m glad we’re all making fun of lance” GUYS NOOOO LEADER!KEITH I’ m weA K THEY FUCKING FORMED VOLTRON I’M GONNA KMS FUCK TWHATX THE FHDITSH HUNK IM A LEG OMFGSKDHS ALLURA IS SO PRECIOUS??? Guys. GUYS. IM WE AK YES KEITH. FINALLY.  TEAM LEADER. TEAAAM LEADER. TEAM LEADER BITCH Episode 4 I LOVE THIS AGGRESSIVE FEMALE GALRA SHE IS SO RELATABLE LIKE EVERYTIME SHE TALKS I’M LIKE DUDE SAME Keith is sitting on shiro’s seat I am not okay this is not okay I’m not crying you’re crying keith yes <3 hunk same SHIT ITS THE FUCKING TRAILER I'MDHSKSH ITS THE WHOLE FUCKING VOLTRON BEING SUCKED INTO THE WORMHOLE FFS THE DAMN SKELETON THE FUCK I ACTUALLY YELLED WAIT IS THAT  IS THAT SLAV WAIT IS THAT SHIRO “BITCH WHAT THE FUCK” “WHAT THE ATUAL FUCK” “BITCH WHAT” “WHAT” “WHAT THE” ITS FUCKIN SLAV BITCH WHAT IS GO IN G ON THATS NOT HIS FUCKIN VOICE IM “AHAHAHAHAHA ALTERNATE REALITY FUCKING HELL” SVEN. WHY. THE RAIN DEER. FROM FROZEN “The heck just happened” LMFAO SAME ALTEANS AAAAAHHHHHH HUNK SAME  I LOVE THIS FEMALE GALRA THE FUCK  I love Ezor ;-; “Bitch this is blowing my mind” “Allura you’re doing gr8 sweetie” I CANT TAKE SVEN SERIOUSLY I’M CHOKING THEIR DAMN ACCENTS GOSH I’M SO FUCKING CONFUSED BUT O KAAAY called it pftt these fake bitches “Keith. Yes.” “Allura. No.” “WAIT NO DON’T” Aw coran I’M ITS THE DAMN TRAILER AGAIN FUCKKKCJX KEITH’S VOICE WOOOOOO SLAV LMFAO “YES KEITH” “YES TEAM” “YES ALLURA” AAAAHHHHH LANCE WITH THE RED BAYARD I’M WEAK “SHIT NO SVEN” “SVEN NOOO WHAT” NOO ITS LIKE SEEING SHIRO DYING I’M NOT OKAY bless slav really. ffs let them rest. Episode 5 “SHIRO” “SHIRO SHIFOSGIRO ITS THE DAMN TRAILER” “AAAHHH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HIS HAIR” ULAZ “NOOO PROTECT HIM” “WHAT THE FU K IS GOINGO N” I’VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS GLIN GON “WHAT” “WHERE THE FUCK IS HE” WAS THAT NOT A FUCKING FLASHBACK WHAT wtf idk what’s going on and idk who this dude is bUT *SMASHES PROTECT BUTTON* Lmfao DIDNT SEE THAT COMING ITS THEM WHAT OH OHHHHHHHH THATS FUCKIN SHIRO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HOW DID HE GROW THAT MUCH HAIR “wait what the fuck” “SHIRO AAAAAHHHHH” oh shit lotor’s hot ???? I AM SHOOK WOOOOO SHIRO YES YES SHIRO DAD This bitch was caught by a galra and escaped twice how is he still alive THE PERSON FROM THE TRAILER WAS SHIRO OOOOHHHH SHIRO YES WAIT NOOO HE WAS SO CLOSE NOO NOOOOO SHIRO OHMYGOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE I’M SO MAD THAT WAS SO FRUSTRATING okieee lotor has daddy issues I SWEAR IF SHIRO DIES I WILL FUCKING DIE WITH HIM “BITCH” HIS FLASHBACKS I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES THE FLASHBACKS SHIT IM SO FUCKING SAD OHMYGOD THE LION “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH” “KEITH YES” “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH” “WHAT THE FUCK” BITCH HIS SMILE HIS SMILE SOFT BABY KEITH SMILES I’M NOT OKAY I DID NOT EXPECT S3E5 TO TURN OUT LIEK THAT BUT FUCK THAT WAS REALLY SKETCHY THO WHAT

Episode 6 “YES LANCE” “YES BABY WOOO" AW OMG HEY KEITH I HAD THAT GUY I STILL CAN’T WITH LANCE + RED BAYARD AAAAAHHHHH “YES ALLURA YOU’RE DOING GR9 SWEETIE” “YES PIDGE” “ok buT WHERE IS SHIRO” “OH THERE YOU FUCKING ARE" where the fuck is their reunion scene the fuck “LANCE CONTROL YOUR GAY HUN” Hunk and Pidge’s friendship is SO UNDERRATED YOU GUYS I LOVE THEM “DID LANCE JUST ” HEY MAN PART TWO BITCH HEY MAN H E Y M A N THIS IS SO WEIRD TO WATCH ITS LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF FANFICS I’M WDHAOSJS FUCK FUCKF UFKCU KFUCK UK “I mean you’re the leader now right?” FUCK i’VE SEEN THIS FANART SOMEWHERE IM DYIFNSSG it’s like ePISODE ONE ALL OVER AGAIN I DONT KNOW ANYMORE BONDING MOMENT FUCKING HELL THEY’RE SO SOFT I’M FUCKCJFUCKCUK BUT FUCK THIS SOME LANGST SHIT I CAN’T NO LANCE BABY I’M SO SAD LEAVE THE MATH TO PIDGE KEITH. WHY. KEITH. LANCE’S SMILE YO HSOSHSDK HUNK OFHSJDHSK OH MAN KEITH’S USED TO BEING A LEADER NOW I’M SO DONE I’M SO FUCKING DONE “alright what’s going on” same. EZOR AAAAHHHHH I LOVE LANCE X RED BAYARD KEITH X BLACK BAYARD I CANNOT COPE AUXIA OHMYLOORDDD SAME CORAN WHAT IS GOING ON “KEITH YES” “WAIT KEITH NO” “KEITH. NO. THE FUCK.” “Keith yes <3" He’s so soft WOOOO I’M GAY FOR Y'ALL FEMALE GALRAS “NO WTF” OHMYLORD THE FLASHBACK THE WEBLUM LADY OSHDKSHSKS IT’S CANON I GOTCHU BUDDY YES LANCE KLANCE HNNNGGGGHSH “PIDGE NOOOO” “HUNK NOOOOO” “SAVE THEM” “ALLURA NOOOOO” “LANCE YES YES BUDDY YOU’RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE” “nvm" oookie guess i’ll just die “NOOOOOO” “DON’T DIE THE FUCK” “WAIT WHAT” “OHMYGOD YES” something strange is going on here BITCH U RIGHT YOU’RE THE STRANGE ONE RN WYD keith :(((((  Episode 7 “what the actual fuck” “WHAT” EXCUSE ME THE FORMER RED AND BLUE PALADINS WERE LIKE HECKA CLOSE I’M SORRY I HAVE TO MENTION THIS ALFOR WHYSJSGSJGSJ ZARKON YOU WERE A GREAT HERO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS NOW I AM DISAPPOINTED UM THE FORMER BLUE PALADIN WAS SO GAY AAAAAHHHH HAPPY DAYS nope nvm ZaRKON IS SO SHOOK OHMYGOD ISNT THAT THE CAT WITH THE BLIND FEMALE GALRA ZARKON IS BEING ALL FLUSTERED THIS IS HILARIOUS ALFOR KNOWS LMFAO what is going oN V O L T R O N THAT BLUE PALADIN IS SO LANCE WHAT THE HELL this is so weird to watch tbh “what the hell even is that thing” C OUGH red and blueCO U G HH 

I’M GETTING CHILLS ALL OVER WHAT IS THIS they boutta die ALFOR YES oh shit zARKON YOU ASS is … she… THE FUCKING WITCH SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” I SWEAR BRUHHH YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED “OHMYFUCK” OH M YDCYK OMDKLSBDKS I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS OH MY FYCK IN G I AM FUCKING SPEECHLESS

[cryolyst]

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