#hhhh... wife...

[juniemunie]

was playing deltarune and thinking about sansnomaly,,,

rip kris having to deal with this delulu

[mrsthunderkin]

When you find someone's idiot husband and his feelings become YOUR problem too

[wabatle]

'*•.¸♡Mutuals (and their tags)♡¸.•*'

Please please please ask to be my mutual if you want to be! As long as you don't fit with my DNI I would love to be mutuals with you!! <3

And mutuals, if you want a tag send me an ask! I can either come up with one for you or you can make your own <3

(sorry for the pings my pookie wookie bears)

@arsxn1st

@stellas-starry-stories13 - #dishwasher

@nogenderbee

@x-a-n-a-d-u-u-u-u

@ravenmoon903 - #raven

@wondererryn - #silly ryn tag

@rice-ballin

@vividbadobsession - #vbs brainrot 🔥

@maxident-xx - #lee heeseung's wife 😇

@sillykana-13 - #no little sickly victorian child‼️‼️ dont go into the weed cave😱❌❌

@starchivves

@vinxle - #what in rantarnation!!!

@seirooo0 - #honk shoo mimimi

@miya-akane - #miya!

@limelim3 - #invader lime

@rain-and-jellyfish

@xokohaneazusawa

@meowkages

@superjellyfishhat

@8-xnny - #anna pookie 😚

@biggestcharleskinnie - #definitely doesn't love tbhk...

@nareldata

@the-rini-rush - #rini rushing

@nostalgic-muffins

@fishii28

@someprettyname

@axjisai

@reapkusho

@imthealphamother (irl pookie) - #you're so mother 🤑

@ac3ss

@the-lazyyy-artist

@merlucide

im gonna give you a big fat smooch 😈😈 none of you are safe from me

[icharchivist]

idk enough but fiorito's dad kept someone in a basement????? what kind of h*rry p*tter shit?????

YEAP. YEAP.

Basically Judah used a sentient weapon and gave it a body, and this gave "birth" to a being who calls themself Morilynn. And for years, apparently, he kept them locked up in the basement while nurturing and taking care of Fiorito in the house.

So you get long descriptions of the fact Morilynn would sit on topshelves in the basement to try to hear Judah, Fio's father, tell Fio stories and being just an overly good dad to her, and then he'd go back downstairs being cold and mean to Morilynn.

Morilynn thought that it must be because they're not really a person, then Judah doesn't want to treat them like his child, compared to Fio. So for years Morilynn grew resentful of Fiorito upstairs, who was allowed to have a Dad with Judah, a dad who'd smile and love her and laugh with her and tell her story, while downstairs Judah would only experiment on Morilynn or ask Morilynn to help him on experiments, cold and unfeeling.

One day, Fiorito discovered Morilynn and Morilynn had her promise not to tell Judah, but after that when they were both home alone, Fio would sneak as close as she could to the basement to tell Morilynn stories, unaware of Morilynn's deal because Fio was like. 8. And also not allowed to leave her house. So not having any idea why it was weird someone was living in the basement. And Morilynn grew even more resentful because Fio was so nice to them it made it harder to hate them and be jealous of her.

And then when Judah discovered that the two children were talking together, so he burried the entrance to the basement and announced to Morilynn that anyway both of the children were fated with misery and that soon he was going to fake his death to bring Fiorito to despair, and that Morilynn not being human will always doom them to despair as well, so they needed to stop trying to stray from their fate.

WE know that he then left Fiorito alone and left with Morilynn to whom he still has remained cold to for the last decade.

Morilynn is still begging for Judah's affection and wants to take Fiorito's place, not understanding why she is so loved by Judah even after he faked his death.

And instead of realizing it is just horrible parenting, they accept their own deshumanization and say that it's all because they're not a person -- so they need to make Fiorito pay for it. For leaving them alone in the basement, for being Judah's favorite, for being the person seeing Judah's smile.

Conclusion: both of them need to be far away from Judah and have therapy because holy shit.

[ridl]

I love how it'd be canonically accurate for Ganyu to start fuming if she heard someone shittalk Keqing now. Like she's obviously pretty quiet and withdrawn, but she'll get so pissed off if you insult someone she cares abt. And her relationship with Keqing changed so much, in a positive way.

Ganyu going from fuming over Keqing shittalking Rex Lapis to fuming over ppl shittalking Keqing >>>

[nmzuka]

some more Primal Rage concept work... Diablo V.3 after some input from the wife (bless her for letting me info dump on her and taking even the smallest amount of interest in the series hhhh) Sinjin will probably get some work as well cause I'm not happy with his outfit... need to make it make sense and also really want to rework his mask

[verawhisk]

someone just send an airstrike to my house already

[zhxngii]

need welt's cock inside me and for him to praise me ....

[softservesoymilk]

The problem with having puppers is that you start scolding everything out of habit:

Aus post who is keeping my package in customs for 387903 million years? No :(

C-ptsd induced emotional flashbacks with the classic flinch response? No 😓

youtube who paused my song RIGHT before the best part to ask ‘time to take a break ^^?’ even though I never set such a thing and I bet it’s choosing to be annoying on purpose bc I deleted it last week to prevent distractions and it has since been reinstated: Nooo 😡

[londonknights]

if anyone needs me i'll be over here being abnormal about shoresy season 2, keeso really decided i was going to feel the whole spectrum of human emotion

[invisible-redstring]

im so sappy recently i don't know why

[cuteteacakes]

You got this you cutie! :D Sakura will love it!!

{🗡️} - "My princess loves flowers, but unfortunately for me he also speaks it fluently so there's a chance my message won't be accepted-..." What would he do then? He had nowhere to go-

[pvlvsdog]

No hate to my lad Yi Sang but please we can switch I kept trying to get Greg and I got him instead hhhh

When you get gregors funeral ego but all you ever wanted was butterfly yi sang...

[grubus]

Hi! do you have any svsss fic recs? I really like syonr and I'm curious about what you like to read!

*rubs hands together*

Alright alright. Now some of these are probably already well known, but still!!

I make no secret of this, but as Prim is my favorite author and very cool friend, I will HAPPILY recommend these first;

Masochism is probably THE qijiu fic of all time, absolutely adore it. It's set in their disciple era, with YQY just grabbing at whatever scraps he can even as SQQ tries to push the boundaries and see what will make him BREAK. So, so good. Happy ending!

Tarnished Gold is my favorite original Binghe fic, and I hope more people give it a chance. I think the summary scare some but it's GREAT! I love it! Binghe's thought process, the way someone perceives SY as GYX from an outside perspective, and omg LPM is such a great character in it...

of course I recommend basically everything Prim writes.

(Shen Yuan Voice) It's not gay if- by Nachtofthedead is porn. Just straight up modern time BingYuan porn. It is filthy and great and *thumbs up* love it. Bingge decides to play along with SY's delulu thoughts on gayness and everyone are happy.

The Many Trials and Tribulations of Ming Fan by The Feels Whale (miscellea) is great and I think often overlooked. A oneshot from MF's point of view on how to handle SQQ's wife beam, deeply funny to me. They also wrote-

Dust and Broken Grains , which is basically "Binghe discovers early that Crying Works" and it becomes a fix-it fic. but there's more to it than that!!! Love it a lot.

Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam is just. So good. SO GOOD. It's hilarious, it uses the System in a way few fics ever does and it has me cackling every time I read it.

What Is Seen by CaveteDracones is a fix-it with a side of whump fic, where SQQ's trial at HHP goes VERY differently. Truth serum! Torture! System Reveal! Yay!

Dual Cultivate or Date by acernor is THE BingLiuShen fic out there. Adore it. I'm sure many have already appreciated it, but it doesn't hurt to remind others that it exists!

A Child Once by Tossawary is a very, very good BingQiu and MoShang fic, and I honestly love not only BingQiu being forced to play parents, but also the MobeiBing friendship? Great, amazing. All the relationships in this is great, and I know most have heard of Tossawary but if you haven't given this specific fic a chance you SHOULD.

easy fix by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer) is a smutty cumplane oneshot, where they are friends with benefits (approved by their husbands) for whenever said husbands are unavailable for Dual Cultivation Cure. This fic just really captures the snark and is also *chefs kiss*

with the tail of the snake by tciddaemina is a very, very good monsterfucker!SQQ fic where Binghe became a dragon in the abyss. I LOVE IT. It's a WIP, but *clenches fist* it's just so good. Soft and gooey and so HHHH yes good. I would probably put all their svsss fics in here but I am running out of time!!

.... but I have enough time to recommend my other favorite fic from them, which isn't even svsss! And is how I found them to begin with!

come all ye mighty is a Solo Leveling fic! It's Igris/Jinwoo, from Igris' pov, and I love the world building in it. As they say in the author's notes, it's a little bit of an au since it doesn't follow the original plot of the comic, but I reread this so, so often. 10/10, if you like solo leveling at all please give it a go I BEG OF YOU.

[heartfullofleeches]

Hhhh Monster Darling created by one of Aspen [Housewife/Assassin Yan]'s hits. Doesn't know a lot of works, but associates Aspen's disguise with pictures of those 50's-60's Housewife getups from magazines they've been granted permission to read so naturally he must be someone's wife.

"Pretty.... Pretty dress? Pretty... wife? You... someone wife? Wife leave. Yes? Bad thing... Bad thing happen to pretty thing here...."

What a dear....

How is Aspen supposed to leave a pour soul like them behind? At this stage, he's still the hardened killer his superiors raised him to be, but the icy cage around his heart is already cracking at the sad chirps Darling coos as they shove him towards the laboratory door-

"I could be your wife... How does that sound.... Darling?"

"Wife?? For me? Sound. Good. Wife smells.. Red. Wife hurt?"

"I'm not, but there's someone you may know upstairs who's hurt badly... Given your living conditions, I doubt you'll miss them much. Not when you have me."

[muletia]

You know, pussydrunk bots are great, sublime, 10/10 even.

But I can’t stop thinking about the reversal. About valvedrunk humans.

This applies to every bot, of course, but I’m sticking with my wife.

Imagine telling Optimus Prime he has the most beautiful valve. So big and puffy, dripping with transfluid just for you, as he lies in front of you with his legs spread and engines roaring at full power just at your compliments. And even Optimus, the mech who doesn’t care about outer shells, believes you. Not just because of your hungry stare already devouring his valve.

Hhhh, and when you’ve had your fill of just looking, you latch onto those juicy lips, licking, kissing, sucking. Desperately, like you haven’t eaten in months. Like the most exquisite meal has been laid out in front of you.

Unable to pull away, you tease his node with your tongue, making Optimus overload again and again. Yet still, you don’t let go. As if someone had welded you to his valve, now overstimulated and swollen with pleasure.

Your chin and neck are soaked in transfluid, but you’re still determined to push him to another overload.

Sometimes, you kiss his overheated, transfluid-slick lips, whispering your thanks for the meal and watching as Optimus trembles, voice reduced to static, his finials drooping, cooling fans unable to keep up with the sheer pleasure.

But you still can’t pull away, utterly drunk on his valve.

Idk man, I just want Optimus to feel good.