#hill top hoes

[happy-little-ghost]

If there's something @friccafracc has taught me is that I need to be more unhinged about my tmasona. Her name isn't Parker but she goes by that, being web aligned and all.

Bonus messy sketch of Parker giving Strandy dubious advice.

[veronicawildest]

NAKSHATRA SERIES: OBSERVATION FROM DIFFERENT NAKSHATRAS (TERCERO)

If you're offended just block me. If you get it, you get it, if you don't, fuck off

PURVA PHALGUNI:

When you're in a Laziest competition and the opponent is Purva phalguni native: ☹️🙁🫤😰😰😨😞

They're the 2nd place for being cheesiest interms of being relationship and inlove (I will revealed the winner of this on the next observations)

I realized just I've been googling Sydney Sweeney that her fiance is 13 years much older than her. The Purva phalguni sun celebrities too as well:

Blake Lively (Purva phalguni moon) and Ryan Reynolds

Beyonce (Purva phalguni sun) and Jay Z

Mena Suvari ( Purva phalguni moon) married Richard Brinkmann on March 4, 2000, when she was 21 and he was 37

It's really a pattern and the Opposite sign of leo is aquarius which is saturn.

Purva phalguni love cars. Aside from Elon Musk, Sydney Sweeney has a tiktok account about repairing cars. She has Purva phalguni sun conjunct rahu (intensifying the energy of Purva phalguni)

The physiognomy of this nakshatra is that they have THICK and unruly eyebrows. (Brooke Shields, Taylor Hill) even that i known in my life has this trait

Certain Purva phalguni celebs talks about anxiety and stressed a lot. The lead singer of Twenty One Pilots, Tyler Joseph is a Purva phalguni moon and you can observe that his songs has a lot of topic about this certain extent. Doubt and Stressed are some of this.

They really love music and arts. Claire nakti specifically talk about performing arts but all kinds of arts related to pleasure. They really love it.

Don't let the laziness of this nakshatra fool you. If they have a goal they'll be great at focusing and getting the goal (Just give them a reason to give a F*** to get it but if they really don't care, they be lazy ass about it)

UTTARA PHALGUNI:

Connections are important to them (even if it's shallow at some extend you will observe them social climbing up way to the top)

Friends before hoes nakshatra (The girls of this nakshatra are more hoes into friends they love their partner more than friends tho)

The older partner one that i observe over purva phalguni girls earlier extend to this nakshatra. but for girls too.

Much funnier than you would expect and also not afraid to speak their minds even if someone is gonna get hurt by them. My classmate has this. If she is a celebrity, one second = cancelled!

Now that I've mention that Nicki Minaj has this moon. No wonder why, Some would say her unhinged opinions on certain things is her manifestation at Jyestha, but i would disagree.

(Some unevolved) girls of this nakshatra are not so much girls girl. They don't claim to be one which is fine but you don't need to bring down others. (They doing it for their friends because of connections y'know shittalking)

The abbreviation of I of Uttara phalguni is INDEPENDENT

HASTA:

I underestimated how this nakshatra gets a lot of hate (some of them are understandable tho)

They're great friends tho. they're are f yapper (if they're comfortable at you)

I always observe them. They're like a sexy librarian (common sidereal virgos that i known have a glasses)

If you want a manipulation teacher who can teach you all kinds of manipulation techniques (I'm talking about drawing, forgery and tarots manipulation involving hands) Go to HASTA!!!!!

They're great mimicker and impersonator (not all are accurate but most of them are funny)

Witty nakshatra (they known how to banter)

Females with this nakshatra have MANY male friends.

They're fvcking horny. Don't let the hasta = nun, virgin fool you bruh

Chitra:

Major trolls!! What i mean to be troll is They like to play dumb even if they are not dumb (Extends to Mrigashira and Dhanistha) They're not DUMB.

They have a manipulation for cameras, If hasta excel at being at work or manipulation of paper involving hands, Chitra would excel at editing, photos and also jewels.

Catriona Gray (Miss Universe 2018) has Chitra moon. As you would see, she looks like Olivia Rodrigo (Chitra moon). Her iconic answer in M.U is Silver Lining and correlation of this nakshatra to jewels.

Most of the gay people that i known have this nakshatra

Kylie Jenner has Mars in Chitra conjunct her moon. That's why the influence of the body is very mars like nakshatra (Her sisters that have some Mars nakshatra/Sidereal mars sign have curvy BBL vibes are Kim Kardashian (Chitra sun) Khloe Kardashian (Dhanistha moon) and Kourtney Kardashian (Ashwini Sun))

SWATI

Others expect that Swati would be the Sweet side of the Libra compare to the other two (Libra side of Chitra and Vishakha), They're fvcking BLUNT!!!! They're also proud to be "Scorpios" just like Vishakha.

Common placement to have on Celebrities. Especially on states. The Celebrities we have on my home country is dominated by Mars nakshatra

In the past, I have a crush on this swati guy. First impression to him that he wasn't real (my mind is foggy remembering him, he's the first one I met to be that unique) even tho I spoke and everyday we talk on school (i didn't know vedic astrology when i met him) wasn't aware that i've been channeling this nakshatra and picking up the vibes of him. ( He loves to joke as well)

My interpretation and explanation of why Libra ( extends to Vishakha) are debilitated on this sign is the misguided aggression of this nakshatra. Some would argue that Magha and Purva phalguni have this too (Magha being cocky about it) but Libra are passive aggressive for some reason. They dont know how to properly assert themselves.

Swati are Physically attractive (you're lying if you found one ugly, or just a hater)

VISHAKHA:

I read on tumblr once, I forgot what her tumblr astrology name was but she mention that Vishakha and Cowboy correlation and I agree to this. Beyonce recently made this. In the past Miley Cyrus has Vishkaha moon and she made Jolene cover. Also, Owen Wilson famously play cowboys in his film.

I just don't know how to word this properly but Vishakha looks good (like goody two shoes good noy reffering to good looking) even if they're not (bad attitude).

If were talking about attractiveness of this nakshatra: i would say HOT, SEXY, SEDUCTIVE. Honestly, this nakshatra extends to femme fatale in my opinion.

They're fucking two face ( I know this is the symbol of Purva bhadraphada but Vishakha? Backstabbing if you're UNEVOLVED)

They great at fashion tho. If you want advice just go to Viskaha interms of beauty and fashion. They're great (among all nakshatra i considered them to be great at transforming other people, Claire nakti said this nakshatra was great for makeover so)

[futurecorps3]

Sirius black with a busty reader

𝐒𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐲!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

Masterlist<3

MINORS STAY AWAY I'LL BLOCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, THIS IS +18!!! See also… All marauders versions in my marauders masterlist<3

I want you all to picture me giggling and kicking my feet while writing this 'cause this is my main hoe 🤭💗

-BUYS. YOU. NECKLACES.

-I'll die on this hill dear god

-Pretty silver chains, golden necklaces with expensive charms, you name it! HE SPOILS YOU SM BECAUSE THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE ASF TOO?????

-Yk that good house of Black money n shit hehe

-Loves seeing how it sometimes gets in the middle of your tits and pulls it out himself, definitely touching you more than necessary

-"Wait, I'm almost there doll" "Do you need to bury your face in my boobs to get that crow charm out?” you deadpan with a smile, looking down at the pretty boy, feeling his nose dig in like he’s on a treasure hunt

-“Helps my visibility” yeah visibility my ass he loves your pretty tits

-He’s the “Wear what you want, I can fight” type of guy <3 (all of them are!!!)

-Will and has gotten into fights if someone’s staring and making you uncomfortable. No one disrespects his girl like that:)

-L E A T H E R T O P S

-You both wear leather tops that show your belly and chests, matching ones ofc!!!

-Remus loves sweaters, James loves crop tops

-Sirius lives for seeing you in lacy bras AND his leather jacket:(

-Boy gets heart eyes, jaw to the floor, drooling, screaming (ofc the boys mock him for it<3)

-“You’ll catch flies with that mouth, Pads” Remus smirks, watching Sirius watch you having a conversation with some Ravenclaw girl as you pour more fire whiskey on your glass “Shut it Moons” he replies, dreamy voice too entranced to even comprehend the chaos the party around him was causing

-Speaking of parties, he loves doing vodka shots from your boobs.

-Ogles them sm and compliments them all the fucking time!!!!!

-He’s shameless about it as well

-"Your tits look amazing" with a lovesick expression on his face like he genuinely loves them so so so much

-He knows his friends stare and he doesn’t mind as long as you don’t either. Boosts his ego quite a lot tbh!!

-If you feel uncomfortable, he’ll definitely do something about it! The boys would never make you uneasy, of course. They look away to be respectful, but those small glances have Sirius all cocky

-Having said THAT…

-Marks u up <3

-I’m talking love bites, scratches, hickeys

-Makes sure to make them on a regular basis so they don’t fade out with time

-Yes the boys have walked in on him marking you many times

-“Fucking hell Padfoot just lock the bloody door” James groans while covering his eyes since he knew damn well his best friend wasn’t stopping. “Hey Prongs” you giggle “Hi darling” he says, still not looking at you guys

-“Could you tell your pig boyfriend to lock the door next time?” “ITS AN ART YOU WOULDNT GET IT!!!” he yells, but the sound comes out muffled and barely understandable. “We’ll try” you muse, giggling slightly as the other boy left the room

-Won’t do any of these if he knows it bothers you!! Respectful legend <3

-So, summing it up

-He absolutely adores your boobs, is very much shameless about it and will not tolerate bullshit from anyone <3

[sabbathbloodysabbeth]

Ok so random thought, but what if Steve was trans (ftm) and no one realizes it. Not even Robin. Just hear me out on this.

The first question out of this I know I’ll get is “Why wouldn’t Steve come out to Robin as well? Why doesn’t Robin know?” Well in my head cannon I believe Steve is aware that he’s trans but just simply forgets. He’s just a guy being a dude in a very judgemental world. That and he’s under stealth mode, he doesn’t want to be treated differently. He’s proud to be trans but in his mind he’s like any other guy, he doesn’t stand out. He’s transitioned socially that he doesn’t even think to much about it unless he’s in the men’s bathroom.

(Also for this au that is being built from scratch this is going to be modern, because I don’t want to accidentally put my experiences as a trans man on a transguy in the 80’s. I’m fully aware that they are different which is why I’m turning this into a modern au.)

There’s loopholes in this idea but I don’t care. Just Steve Harrington who is still getting used to being treated like a man socially. He doesn’t understand the hand shake thing with Lucas or the other jocks and he’s still a bit nervous about all of it. Like he’s finally fitting what he feels and he loves it but hates it at the same time. Because now he has to learn how to be a proper “gentleman” in public, which is a lot easier then hoe he was taught to be a lady. Now both of his parents are not conservative. Shockingly. So they are more open to things then most. Though secretly his father has always wanted a son to pass the business down to and this is the perfect opportunity. His mother isn’t to happy but she finally gets on board. Once he’s sixteen he starts hormones and switches schools, where he becomes king steve. Where he falls into a toxic masculine group of Tommy’s so he can “fit” in.

But then things start to go down hill with the upside down. And everything goes by normal. He meets Robin and they are two pees in the pod. Just missing one, that they are not really searching for but are?

The whole trans thing comes up when they are all in the boat and Steve’s a bit panicked because this means he has to take his shirt off in front of them. This can go to so different ways.

A) He hasn’t had top surgery yet and is currently wearing his binder. Which is skin toned but doesn’t match. He’s beat red as he catches the curious eyes of all of them on the boat. None of them knowing what a binder is. Robin of course asks what that is, and avoiding the question he jumps in and goes under. (You aren’t supposed to swim with your binder on) and he regrets all of his life decisions before coming back up and then being pulled back down. Everyone of course follows along, and after all of it Steve is in a lot of pain. Between the bite and his ribs he has no choice but to pull his binder off. Everything is explained and he’s really embarrassed as he finally gets the damn thing off while holding his chest. Trying to hide his boobs, in which Eddie ends up coming over with the vest. Wrapping it around Steve carefully with the most awkward back pat ever. Like it’s not brought up, but Steve does end up wearing one of Eddie’s old baggy shirts from what’s “83” but really a different year because it’s modern. And his vest as well to help cover his chest and it’s the most gender euphoria ever. (Also he still has a hairy chest, so before he gets the shirt and the vest is covering most of his moobs Eddie nearly dies seeing his chest hair)

Or it goes B) where he’s had top surgery but it’s been a bit more recent. He’s still recovering and he has to awkwardly check his wrap his on properly before diving in. Like he shouldn’t be swimming either and he has to awkwardly explain what top surgery is to them. And robin who can’t help the jokes

“I thought you liked boobs!”

But just Steve being fully accepted. And after everything Eddie just sneaks some more baggy masculine clothes that Steve has been wanting to wear but weren’t preppy enough for his parents.

Like there is so much with this idea

(This all started because I pictured Steve with top surgery scars with Eddie’s vest, but also pre op steve with his vest is also equally as gender. Though do not feminize his chest or else I’ll bite you.)

[leahnardo-da-veggie]

How to become a hero: A step by step guide

Step 1: Let it be the start of a new year, a new you, your origin point. Let x mark the spot, the end of your story, the gold at the end of the rainbow. Let y be the amount of blood left in your veins, the ambition that shoots through them like a drug, the strength in your lungs to keep breathing through the pressure.

Step 2: Begin the journey. Start with the upward curve of your parabola, climbing up an endless hill, clawing your way to the top. Fight the monsters en route. Rescue the princesses. But never forget: It is not enough. You are not enough. At least, not until you have slain the dragon and claimed your throne.

Step 3: Look at the others. Look at the villagers. The way they clap and cheer you on. Now look at them again. Do not heed their warnings, their tries to turn you away. Ruin does not lie in the path ahead— It is treasure you speak of. The folly of youth burns bright in your lantern as you cros the marsh all alone. Turn back to look at them one last time. Pretend you do not see the pity in their eyes.

Step 4: Look at your companions. Where are they? They were beside you, once, a veritable army of fellow algebraic equations. They must have heeded the villagers' warnings, turned back, and settled with what they had. But you won't do that. No, you are better than that. It is you who will go the furthest, leaving them all behind. And you do not dare think that perhaps you are making a mistake.

Step 5: Slip up. It is inevitable. The bandits sword plunges through you like a hoe through loam. You can see your crashing fall, standing at the crossroads of two intersecting lines. You wonder if this is the end, if you will amount to nothing. But you do not let it happen. The bandit dies and you live, wound in your stomach festering.

Step 6: Keep walking. Your feet are sore, your shoulders aching, body trembling beneath the weight of all the treasure you have accrued, of the promises you have made and the shoes you tried to fill. You want to turn back. Genuinely, honestly. But the nearest village is so far away, and before you stands the turning point. (0, 0) was an eternity ago. So you enter the dragon's den and face the destiny you no longer crave.

Step 7: Look in the mirror. Do you recognise the person on the other side? Are you even you any more? You should have turned around, should never have kept walking. Until you looked in the mirror, you were still the callow youth who decided to slay a dragon. Now… Who knows what you are?

Step 8: Slay the dragon. It will be horrible, terrifying, a beast beyond anything you had ever seen before. Its fire will scorch you within your armour, brand every failure into your chest, burn you from inside out. You will wonder if you can survive. Do not even stop to think of it. There will be no time for thinking, no time for wondering if you made a mistake. You must fight. And you will win. You will shatter its scales with the weight of expectation, poison it like the dried pus in your grey intestines, and push it off the turning point of the parabola.

Step 9: Weep. Do not think of what you paid for this throne, encrusted with gems and dragon blood. Do not think of the golden horde, paid for with the loss of your friends. Do not think of your sacrifice, of the single-minded determination that corrupts you from within. You can see the slope downwards, past the turning point. You can hear it calling to you. You can resist it no longer, not that you want to, anymore.

Step (x, 0): Rest. Let yourself slip away. You earned it.

[choke-me-joey]

I'm torn between 19 and 23 with Joseph Quinn 😅👀 Is it possible to do them both in one or as two separate ones?

Ask and you shall receive! Sorry this turned out longer than I anticipated but....drunk sex, hello???????

19. Mm, you're so wet. Did I do this to you, baby? Is this all for me?

23. I'm gonna fuck you so good the whole damn neighbourhood will know my name by the time I'm done with you.

Joseph Quinn x reader

Content warning: 18+ content minors DNI, rpf (don't like don't read), established relationship, drunk but consensual sex, slight PDA, unprotected sex (don't be silly wrap ur willy), creampie

Hoe-vember masterlist

You and Joe should have gone home about 10 drinks ago. He had to show up for London Film and Comic Con tomorrow, but he didn't care. That bastard rarely ever had hangovers. You swore you got hangovers for the both of you.

But right now, that wasn't really on your mind. It was one of your mutual friend's birthdays, and a rare occasion that Joe wasn't out of the county, so bar and club hopping in London it was. It was 11.30 on a fucking Thursday and you were admittedly off your tits on too much Prosecco and gin, but your boyfriend was here with you, looking fucking delicious in a simple shirt and jeans, the top buttons of the shirt undone and the chain that you got him for your 1 year anniversary dangling around his neck.

You could just eat him up. And apparently he could do the same to you. He was currently over the other side of the club, chatting to Wesley and a couple of other mates, eyeing you over the rim of his glass, a dirty smile on his face.

You'd noticed a change in his demeanor since you'd gone public. You'd both agreed in the beginning to keep it discreet whenever you were out together, but now you'd officially confirmed your relationship of 3 years to the press, Joe was not shy about showing his affection in public. He'd barely been able to keep his hands off you all night, enjoying the fact that he could enjoy a night out with you and his friends and not have to worry the next morning about leaked photos.

"Look at you, eye-fucking each other across the dance floor." Your friend, the birthday girl, sidled up to you, sipping her drink with a smug look on her face. "And all because of little old me playing Cupid."

"Zara, we literally knew each other in school," you laughed, rolling your eyes. You giggle as Joe flashes you another smirk and does a goofy dance move, rolling his hips.

"Yes, and you fancied each other for years and were both too wimpy to do anything about it! If it hadn't had been for my Halloween party, you never would have been off your face on vodka jelly and never would have had the balls to snog him!" Zara slurs her words, sloshing her drink around. "So y'welcome."

"Thank you Zara." You sigh, shaking your head and smiling. The Hills by The Weeknd starts to play, and Zara shrieks, gleefully clapping. "For fucks sake."

"The exact song you snogged him to!" She is absolutely wasted, gesturing to Wesley that she wants to dance with him. "Oi, Charlie, birthday girl wants a dance!" She darts off, dragging your friend Charlie away from the group of lads. Joe shoots you a shit eating grin, placing his empty glass down on the bar as he approaches you, taking your empty glass from you too.

"Don't even mention it," you glare at him, laughing, as he walks backwards onto the dance floor, dragging you by your hands, his sobriety well and truly gone as he wiggles his hips in time to the music. He pulls you close to him, placing his hands on your ass, much like that very night you first kissed him, actually. You wrap your arms around his neck. "Shut up."

"What was it you said to me? Something about wondering if your lipgloss actually tasted like cherries, or was it just a scam?" Joe teases, and you bury your head in his neck, cheeks flushing with embarrassment.

"Shut uuuuup," you groan, grinning like a drunken fool as you pull away, your bodies grinding together on the dance floor. "You fell for it though!"

"Of course I did, babe, I fancied you for like 10 years!" Joe's also slurring his words. "Plus, the nurse costume was very sexy. Couldn't resist. Didn't taste like cherries though."

"Well, Quinn, wanna tell me if my lipgloss tonight tastes like peach? Or is it another scam?" You flirt, looking up at him through your lashes, grinding your hips against his to the beat. He groans, his head tilting back slightly before he leans down to kiss you. It starts out as soft, but as the chorus kicks in, Joe's tongue slips into your mouth and you moan. He smirks, knowing nobody else can hear you over the thumping bass of the song.

You kiss him, slow and dirty, the alcohol in both of your systems making you feel dizzy and giddy, almost as if you were drunk off of each other. He pulls away, his lips shining with your gloss. He licks his lips. "Definitely not peach. Guess you'll just have to keep getting me to taste all these flavoured lipglosses until we find a good one." He flirts, grinding his crotch against yours and you shiver feeling the slight bulge that was starting to form there. You pull him in for another kiss, nibbling at his full bottom lip. He groans, hand coming down to squeeze your ass.

"I've got something else you can taste." You grin and he laughs, shocked by your boldness. "Wanna go home?"

"I've wanted to go home before we even left," Joe chuckles. That was true; as soon as he'd seen your outfit for the night he'd almost managed to convince you to stay in and not leave your bedroom all night, but you'd been firm, insisting you couldn't miss your friend's birthday as it was such a bloody ballache to arrange in the first place.

You grinned, dragging Zara off of Charlie for 2 seconds to let her know you were leaving. She makes a crude shagging joke before giving you and Joe a hug, promising you she will meet up with you next week for lunch, and wishing Joe good luck for the weekend.

You and Joe stumble out into the night air, London feeling especially sticky on this July evening. It's like you're bloody teenagers again, unable to take your hands off of each other. Joe spots a secluded alleyway and grins. You follow his eyeline.

Oh.

This is a bad idea, but oh.

He doesn't even wait for you to acknowledge it, before dragging you down the dimly lit alley, shoving you against the wall and kissing you once more, hiking your leg up around his waist, his hand clutching your bum cheek. Your arms are once again around his neck, and you use the angle he had you at to grind against him once more.

"Joe," you gasp as his mouth leaves yours and travels down to your neck, licking and sucking at your pulse point. His hand that wasn't holding you up manages to find its way into your jeans, and he strokes your clit through your underwear, making you shiver.

"Mm, you're so wet. Did I do this to you, baby? Is this all for me?" He teases you, his mouth still on your neck. "Does doing this in public really turn you on that much?"

"You turn me on that much," you whisper, mirroring his actions and palming his cock through his jeans. "This all for me?"

"Always been f'you." Joe brushes his nose against yours, removing his hand from your pants and sucking the finger that had been touching you into his mouth.

*

After managing to get back home without throwing him down on the path and riding him, you'd finally gotten Joe right where you wanted him - naked, and on top of you. Although he wasn't inside you yet, the two of you just laid there, holding each other, kissing, running your hands over each other's bodies.

Joe was teasing you though, every so often nudging the head of his cock into your pussy and then pulling back, chuckling when you whined and tried to wrap your legs around him to hold him in place.

"Something you want, baby?"

"Joe, please!" You whimper, trying to keep your voice down. You had neighbours after all. He reaches inbetween you and rubs slow circles on your clit, making your back arch.

"Oh no, baby, don't hide those pretty noises from me. You know I wanna hear you."

"Joe, babe, I can't! Everyone in the building will hear!" You hiss, but a moan escapes you as he suddenly pushes his entire length into you, taking you by surprise. "Oh god, Joe!"

"That's right, beautiful. Say my name." Joe growls, dragging his cock out and placing a pillow under your hips. He slides back in, the new angle making you cry out sharply. "Sod the building, I'm gonna fuck you so good the whole damn neighbourhood will know my name by the time I'm done with you."

You mewl, finger nails digging into his back. He hitches your legs up over his shoulders, holding on to your thighs for leverage.

Every single stroke of his cock hits your g-spot, and with a few swipes of his fingers over your clit, Joe has you cumming around his cock, screaming his name, the alcohol and the pure ecstasy coursing through your veins had you throwing all fucks out of the window, so to speak. Something about drunk sex just made everything feel so much more raw, so primal.

Joe lets you ride out your high, before flipping you over on to your stomach, the pillow still under your hips, arching your back.

"Fuck," he grunts as he slides back into you again, his hands gripping your hip bones as you scramble to get a hold of the sheets beneath you.

"Oh god, oh, Joe!"

"Louder." He hisses, a sharp slap landing on your ass.

"Joe! Joe! Fuck, yes, Joe!" You're practically sobbing with pleasure now, every single nerve ending on fire as he splits you apart on his cock. Before you realise it, you're cumming again. "Joe, oh my god, I'm cumming! Cum inside me, Joe, fuck, give it to me!"

"Shit, yeah, Y/N, gonna make me cum so hard-fuck, fuck, fuck!"

With a particularly loud moan, Joe pushes his cock inside you as deep as he can, his dick twitching as it spurts rope after rope of cum deep inside you. He pants; it must have been a strong one, your name leaving his lips like a prayer. When he's done, he rolls off you, flopping down onto the bed.

"I think we owe the neighbourhood an apology." You giggle, your face flushing with embarrassment at how loud you'd been.

"When you sound like that babe, they owe me a thank you." Joe grins, and you pull him into another sloppy kiss.

[miaatiny]

Dazzling- P.SH

Chapter 1

You were of sun and warmth… he was from ice and cold. How has people from completely different kingdoms been brought together in marriage? Could you learn to love Seonghwa and his kingdom, or would you let your family down?

Genre: angst, fluff, eventual smut, mdni! Do not read if you are under 18!

Warning: Seonghwa is a hoe, reader says goodbye to her kingdom to marry said hoe

Your lungs hurt. Burned. You were running as fast as you can. You were running to the meadow behind your family’s castle. Tree branches hit your face, thorns ripped your dress. Finally you made it to the clearing. You walked through the meadow as the tall grass danced around you in the soft wind. You walked to the top of the hill. This was all of yours. You were free. No one would take it away from you.

You were going to miss Calor. Calor was your home, your birthplace. It was where your friends, your family and the people of the village you loved resided. The land of Aurora was split into four kingdoms. Calor, the hot and sunny. Evergreen, the plentiful. That where most of your produce came from. Terra, known for it rainy and cloudy weather, and the land you were being wed to, Azure. Azure was known for its icy harbor and harsh, cold climate. The people inn Calor. were all you knew of. Your heart hurt to know that in just four short days you were being taken away from it. It was your duty that when you turned eighteen you would find a husband of a wealthy kingdom that could bring an alliance between Calor and theirs. Your parents found you a noble match, and you were leaving to live with him. You had only met him once, during a ball your parents had hosted. He was handsome, a complete gentleman. You had no problem with him, in fact you found him quit charming. You just didn’t want to be married. You wanted to be free to do whatever you wanted. You felt like marriage was a prison. You wanted to rule Calor on your own. But alas, that could not be. Your elder brother Hyunwoo was the heir to the throne.

You heard the trumpets at the gates sounding below you from the balcony. You looked down to see there was a carriage approaching. The cariage shown colors of blue and silver that were growing familiar to you. It was the royal colors of Azure, the kingdom your soon to be husband was from. Your soon to be home. You heard footsteps behind you to see it was Lia, your lady in waiting.

"Your highness, your parents have requested for you at the dinner table. You need to prepare to see the prince." Lia gave you a kind smile. You had been friends since childhood. Always sneaking out to the village to attend festivals late at night, hiding from your parents so you didn't have to attend royal dinners and balls that you thought were boring. It made you feel better that she was going to be able to go with you to Azure. At least you would have some piece of home there.

"Of course," you smiled back to your dear friend, "Lead the way."

You walked down the long staircase in your fanciest dress. It was a white satin gown with gold embroidery. The colors of your kingdom. The staircase led into the dining hall where your family and the family of your soon to be husband were waiting for you appearance. You heard them stand up, awaiting your arrival. You took one last step before you turned the bend and you came into view. Your father was seated at the head of the table, with your mother to his left, and your brother next to her. Seonghwa’s parents were to his right, and there was Seonghwa. He wore a dark blue suit with a silver sash. Azure’s colors. You took a deep breath before being led to the table by your handmaid and sat across from Seonghwa. Everyone sat at the table and your father started to speak.

“We are very pleased to welcome the Park family to Calor. It is an honor to join alliances with Azure.” You and your brother paid no mind to the speech your father was making, and you kicked each other under the table. You both were trying your hardest not to laugh. Your mother heard you both snicker and gave you both a harsh glare which made you both straighten up in your seats. You looked up at Seonghwa and seen he was looking at you with complete seriousness. Obviously not impressed with your sense of humor. You finally stop laughing just in time for the meal to begin. You haven’t ate today since you had been practicing horse riding, a vital thing for you to know in Azure. It was asked by your soon to be husband you learn. Your father then made sure you spent most of your morning practicing.

“What foods do you like to eat, y/n? So, we can be sure to have them made for you.” Your future mother-in-law asks you. You give her a tight-lipped smile. “Oh, I like all foods."

"Except fish." Your brother chimed in. You sent him a serious look as to tell him to be quiet.

"Well, that's too bad. Azure is known for ice fishing. In fact, it's a big sport in Azure. Perhaps you would adapt." Your future father-in-law suggested. This made you slump down in your seat in embarrassment. You looked up at Seonghwa and realized he was watching one of your maids, Lily, pour drinks around the table with dark eyes. No one else seemed to notice but you. When he finally turned his attention to you, he had a look of annoyance on his face. You looked away and continued conversing with his and your family for the rest of the meal.

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Dinner could have gone much better. Seonghwa was almost completely quiet and excused himself early. In a way, you hoped your father would realize he wasn't a suitable match for you and call off the wedding. Unfortunately, your father wanted the alliance with Azure desperately. They had the one thing Calor did not, and that was water routes. Calor sat in a inland moor with thick forests surrounding the kingdom. Azure sat on the cold and windy coast, very accessible for ships to carry goods in and out. Calor would get supplies much faster with Azure's alliance. You were just very grateful the Parks were fond of you and your families got along great. Lady Park has even offered to give you mentoring to rule Azure one day. Azure was known to be a harsh a cruel kingdom. Crimes were harshly punished, whereas and Calor they were not. To say you were nervous would be an understatement. If one day you were to rule Azure, you would need all the help you could get.

You were currently walking back to your room when you heard soft moans coming from one of the maids' chambers. You stopped in your tracks and realized it was Lily's chambers this noise was coming from. You gently leaned against the door and your eyes blew wide and your stomach knotted when you heard a certain name.

"Nngh, Seonghwa. It feels so good." The audible grunts and groans from your fiancé were apparent of what was happening behind the door. Quickly, you rushed down the hall to your chambers. You couldn't believe that he was here fucking one of your maids when he was set to wed you in three days. Did he really not care about any of this that much? Anger filled you as you stripped yourself of your dress and into your night clothes. As angry as you were, there was a part of you deep down that was heartbroken. He will never love you as his wife...

It kept repeating throughout your head until you silently cried yourself to sleep.

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The next day, you spent horse riding around the courtyard. You were lucky your trainer was your childhood friend, Yunho. He was excellent at horse riding and was even training to become a carrier for goods across the kingdoms. You were so proud of his accomplishments. You would miss him probably most of all. You dismounted your horse to take a quick break so you could have lunch. Yunho led you to the gardens where he set down a basket full of prepared food for the both of you to enjoy.

"How do you feel since your wedding is in a week?” Yunho asked as he bit into his sandwich. You weren't really sure how to answer his question, especially since what you experienced last night.

"I wish my father would find another way to make Azure our ally." Yunho chucked beside you. "It can't be that bad, y/n. Just think, it will be a whole new experience for you." You took a bite of your sandwich and looked around at the beauty around you. Calor is all you would ever want. Nothing will change that.

"But I don't really want that Yuyu. Calor is my home. I belong here. With all of you." Tears welled in your eyes as you looked at your best friend. He wrapped his arm around you and gave you a small hug. "It will be okay, princess. You can always come visit. It will still always be your home." Yunho made you smile as he wiped your tears away. "I'm going to miss you so much Yunho." You said, hugging him back. "As will I, princess." This will always be your home. No matter what.

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The day you dreaded most had arrived. Your maids were currently loading your stuff into the Park family's carriage. Seonghwa’s parents had left the next day after the dinner so it was just Seonghwa escorting you to Azure. Seonghwa stayed behind to to settle some final details in the alliance. You were taking one final walk around your palace before you said goodbye to your family and citizens. You were standing on the balcony overlooking Calor when you heard footsteps approach you from behind. You turned to look and seen it was Seonghwa. He stood beside you on the balcony and looked out over the kingdom. He let out a deep sigh before speaking.

"I'm sorry there's no way out of this. Believe me, I've tried." You didn't look at him. Tears formed in your eyes because in just one hour, you would be leaving your home and moving from your paradise of warm sunny days to a kingdom of freezing ice and snow. Seonghwa gently touched your arm, pulling you out of your trance. It was the first time he has ever touched you besides when he placed a ring on your finger at your engagement ceremony. "It's time to go, y/n."

You and Seonghwa walked down the royal staircase. At the bottom, your family was waiting by the door. Outside of the royal gates, citizens of Calor lined up to bid you farewell. You looked towards your mother who had tears in her eyes. She reached for you and hugged you tightly.

"Be safe, my darling girl." You mother said to you.

"I will, mother. I will come home soon." She touched your cheek gently and you looked towards your brother. He had a sad smile on his face.

"I always wanted to get rid of you. I guess now's my chance." He said with a lighthearted laugh. "You could never get rid of me, Hyunwoo." You said and stuck your tongue out at him.

"I know. And I never would actually want to. I'm going to miss my partner in crime." He said as he hugged you gently. You stepped back to look at your father. He was never one to show emotion, but it was clear in the way he nodded his head to you he loved you. You turned to look at Seonghwa and he held his hand out for you to lead you to the carriage. S As you were walking by, you heard Lily and a couple other maids talking and snickering. One of them spoke just loud enough for you to hear. "Wait until the princess finds out about the concubines he has lined up." They continued to laugh as you walked by, and you looked back at Lily and seen she had a smirk on her face. You looked up at Seonghwa who was focused on getting you to the carriage. Did he really already have concubines lined up? You wanted to run away, beg your father to end this. However, your fate was sealed. There was no turning back.

Seonghwa helped you into the carriage. He sat down across from you in silence and stared out the window. The carriage was exiting the palace gates, and you see all of your citizens of Calor waving goodbye to you. You waved back at them, not knowing when the next time you would see them or your family. You just hoped in Azure you could find a way to happiness.

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Finally! After three months, the first chapter of Dazzling is complete. This has been a hard series to plan for, so expect many twists and turns as the story unfolds! As all my other fics, please leave a comment and reblog! I love feedback! I hope everyone enjoys Dazzling.

miaatiny, 2024

[mandowifey]

Nora, she/her, hobbies include sewing, cooking, baking, people watching and trying to control my hoe thoughts behind my cute face🤍

I'm cheating because I know a majority of characters you like. Love you cutie 💋

I assign you: Father "Paul Hill"/ John Pruitt.

Note: This is SFW, and not edited/proofed.

X x X x X x X

Ash Wednesday was a special event on Crockett island.

Folks bore their ashen crosses and funneled out of the church to partake in a sort of potluck feast. Almost everyone brought a dish, and this being your first time participating in the festivities, you did too.

You felt out of place amidst them all, your crossless forehead made you feel like an outsider looking in. As you place the tray of cookies down, you feel the sensation of someone standing near you. A gasp caught in your throat as you jump and place a hand to your chest as you turned and saw him.

Father Paul lifted both hands and smiled uncomfortably. "Sorry about that." His breath comes out in an awkward laugh, his lips stretching into a slight grin that exposed his lovely ivory teeth.

The expression tugged your heart and caused you to gawk as blood pooled in your cheeks.

"You're Y/N, right?"

He's talking to you, idiot.

"Hm! Oh, yes!" You push some loose hair behind your ear and shake your head in a smile. "Sorry, the sun must be cooking my brain."

Paul smiles again, rendering you weak in the knees.

"Tell me about it."

Quiet settles between the two of you, and your lips press into a line as you try to scrounge up a conversation topic. The Monsignor picked up on it and began to motion with his right hand towards the tray of cookies you brought.

"Kind of you to bring something." His dark eyes soften and he nods with his head in the direction of the opposite end of the table. "I'm not much of a cook, but I did provide silverware, so that counts, I hope."

That makes you laugh. "I enjoy cooking, even though I tend to lose track of time and burn things." You admitted with a soft smile. To your delight, he laughs as well.

"Well, some of us have a different calling in life. Maybe you weren't made for cooking, but for something else?" His angular brows lift inquisitively and he smiles.

Your face slowly burns a bright pink.

"M-maybe." You try to laugh and not let your brain wander anywhere inappropriate. He's a priest, for fucks sake.

After a moment, Paul turns his attention toward the crowd. The sun reflects in his eyes, brightening the normally dark pools. Some of his hair had come loose and dangled in short, curled strands over his forehead. Bright sunshine illuminates his profile as a look of deep thought crosses him.

You cannot help staring. It was useless to lie to yourself. You had been pining for Father Hill the moment you attended the first service. Something about the way he carried himself, wise beyond his years and always looking on the verge of tears.

A weepy priest.

"Well, I think I'm gonna steal one of these cookies and head back to my flock." His lips tug into a smile as his eyes fall back on you.

You freeze.

Oh no.

Mouth agape, you watch as he extends an arm and plucks a cookie off the top to carry towards his soft lips. What you see and what Paul fails to is the very burnt underside of the cookie. It wasn't intended, you simply had gotten distracted while baking and ran out of time to make anything else.

The sound of the crunch makes your heart stop beating. You stare at his face and watch the sudden upwards jerk of his brows. He hadn't been expecting that. His other hand comes up to cover his mouth as he chews. Paul makes a noncommittal noise in the back of his throat and you watch as he makes an effort to finish the cookie in one more bite.

Your embarrassment was palpable, and you silently wished the ground would open up and swallow you.

"Wow these are-"

"Don't. Don't say a word, please." You say as you bring a hand to cover your face.

The holy man laughs. "Not as bad as you think. It has a uniqueness that suits you." His voice was sincere.

Moving your hand, you look up at Paul and feel your cheeks burn. "Are you saying I share traits with a burnt cookie, father?"

The name slipped out and you felt your heart clench.

Paul stiffens and you watch as those heavy lids of his lower and the corner of his mouth tug. He looked like he was drawing closer to you, watching you with that onyx gaze.

That was when you notice the smudge near the corner of his mouth. "Oh! You got something, here." You tap the right corner of your mouth. It snaps him out of his trance, and his eyes immediately brighten again.

"Here?" He wipes the wrong side.

"No no, other side."

"Here?"

You laugh quietly as he misses again.

"Little to the left."

Paul swipes over his mouth, smudging it worse.

"Got it?"

Was he doing it on purpose? He was grinning at you, those shapely brows lifted, making his round eyes seem even bigger than usual.

"No, jeez, here-"

Without much forethought, you lick your thumb pad and reach up. Gently, you swipe and clear the smudge off the corner of his mouth and smile as you do. Then you realize he's locked in on your eyes.

What were you doing?

You're cupping his jaw and cleaning the corner of his mouth, except your thumb moves on its own now. You drag the pad along his soft bottom lip and watch as his pupils dilate to the size of dimes. The predatorial stare knocks your breath away. Who was this looking at you?

Paul's lips part just slightly and you realize you're still touching him. Before you could begin to apologize and withdraw, you feel the curl of his cold fingers around your wrist halting you.

He offers a smile.

"Thank you."

Then, his lips kiss the pad of your thumb and you feel a wet flick, then a gentle suck as he cleans the chocolate off your digit before releasing you.

At a loss for words, you stand in awe. Had that just happened? You can see that he's about to head off and you quickly find your voice.

"Let me make you more sometime?"

Father Hill stops and looks back at you inquisitively.

"Cookies, let me show you I know what I'm doing."

Your heart felt like a wild bird trying to escape its cage, and you wonder if he's able to hear it. Or if he could smell the arousal that had begun to build within you from the short exchange between you both.

"I'd like that." He nods, and you watch him wander back into the crowd.

Leaning against the table, you look at your thumb and then smile at yourself. What you had failed to mention to the Monsignor before was you had been distracted by the handsome priest talking to your neighbors this morning. Your eyes follow his shape as it mingled in with the townsfolk.

You promise yourself this next batch of cookies would have extra chocolate in them.

[valleyof-goldenlilies]

Snowball Fight on the Hill - Laenor Velaryon x Reader

Summary: Laenor and you end up in a bit of a not so platonic tussle.

Pairing: Modern!Laenor Velaryon x M!Reader

Warnings: profanity, fluff

Word Count: 592 words

A/N: hoe hoe hoe! a very merry late Christmas and Happy New Year in advance from me to you :) though the Laenor simps gang is probably a minority of the fandom, I still wanted to do something special for any male or male identifying readers of the HOTD fanfic reading community for xmas. I hope you enjoy!

lovely dividers credited to @firefly-graphics !

Heavy snowfall was descending all over Driftmark, as you and your best friend, Laenor Velaryon, made your way back to his home, straggling through the snow. 

“I don’t understand why your family lives on a fucking hill,” you huffed, pulling your winter parka tighter around you. “Seems excessive. And troublesome.” 

“Well, we have a car,” Laenor pointed out, looking less of a drowned rat than you, his posture straight as ever. “It’s too bad my dad doesn’t trust me to drive with snow tires in this weather. Too many chances of black ice, he says.” 

You sneezed, rubbing your reddened nose. “I don’t know if I’d rather take black ice over climbing up this fucking hill.” 

Laenor brushed some snow out of his dreadlocks, an idea coming to him. “Well, at least the hill is good for one thing,” he said slyly, hoping you wouldn’t notice. 

“And what the fuck is that? Catching a cold?” you sneezed again, turning to look at your best friend, only to find him nowhere in sight. “Laenor?” 

A hard, small flying projectile hit you on the back of your parka, and you shrieked from the cold. “Snowball fight!” Laenor cackled, standing behind you with his hand loaded with a handful of snow. 

“Oh fuck no!” you exclaimed, scooping up your own snowball. “You’re going to regret that, Velaryon!” Laenor continued his maniacal cackling, as the snowball fight soon evolved into more of a snowball tag. You were pelting Laenor relentlessly with snowballs, and he soon regretted making an enemy out of you, as you were faster and much stronger than him. 

You were sure that you could win this thing, easily. But then, a huge snowball smacked into your face, making you sputter as some of it went up your nose. Ow. you were pretty sure that it broke your nose from the impact. 

Laenor let out a holler of triumph, but it soon turned into one of terror as he saw you brushing off the snow, and charging straight for him like a bull seeing red. Shrieking, Laenor barely had time to defend himself or attack you as he ran for dear life. Unfortunately for him, a well-timed snowball made him slow his pace, and you took the opportunity, tackling him down onto the snowy ground. 

“Hey1” Laenor protested and laughed as the both of you began play-fighting on the ground, rolling in the snow as he struggled to regain control of the situation. “That’s what you get for starting a fight with someone, Velaryon,” you teased, soon managing to come out on top, literally and figuratively, as you pinned Laenor to the ground. 

“Gotcha,” you smiled, looking very smug. “Begging for mercy isn’t going to get you out of this.” When Laenor remained silent, you took a closer look at his face, blinking the snow from your lashes. He was looking at you with a certain sort of admiration, like you were the sun after a long, arduous trek in the dark up the mountains. Like you were pure gold. Your heart began to thump in your chest, as you reached down, hands shaking, to brush the snow out of Laenor’s face. 

“Hey,” Laenor breathed out, staring up at you. “You’re really handsome, you know.” You smirked, trying to hide your blush as you stared down at your not so best friend. “Yeah, you too.” 

“Mind going on a Christmas date with me tomorrow? I’ll buy you a gingerbread latte.” Laenor asked coyly, his dark eyes shining mischievously. 

“You had me at gingerbread latte.”

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[x-heesy]

Makes me happy happy 😃

Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin

I came to win, battle me, that's a sin

I won't ever slack up, punk, ya better back up

Try and play the role and yo, the whole crew'll act up

Get up, stand up

(C'mon) c'mon, throw your hands up

If ya got the feelin', jump up towards the ceilin'

Muggs let the funk flow, someone's talkin' junk

Yo, I bust him in the eye

And then I'll take the punk's hoe

Feelin', funkin', amps in the trunk

And I got more rhymes than there's cops at a Dunkin' donuts shop

Sho' nuff, I got props from the kids on the Hill

Plus my mom and my pops

I came to get down, I came to get down

So get out your seat and jump around

Jump around

Jump around

Jump around

Jump up, jump up, and get down

(Steady on the right) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Everybody jump) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Steady on the left) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Everybody jump) Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!

I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe

If your girl steps up, I'm smackin' the hoe

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs

I got more rhymes than the bible's got Psalms

And just like the Prodigal Son, I've returned

Anyone steppin' on me, you'll get burned

'Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none

If ya come to battle, bring a shotgun (shotgun)

But if you do, you're a fool, 'cause I duel to the death

Tryin' to step to me, you'll take your last breath

I got the skill, come get your fill

'Cause when I shoot the gift, I shoot to kill

I came to get down, I came to get down

So get out your seat and jump around

Jump around (jump around)

Jump around (jump around)

Jump around (jump around)

Jump up, jump up, and get down

(Steady on the right) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Everybody jump) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Steady on the left) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Everybody jump) Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Steady on the right)

(Steady on the right)

(Steady on the left)

(Steady on the right)

(Steady on the left)

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top

I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop

Or better yet a terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger

Tryin' to play me out like as if my name was Sega

But I ain't goin' out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and yo, and I might switch

It up, up and around, then buck, buck ya down

Put out ya head and then ya wake up in the Dawn of the Dead

I'm comin' to get ya, I'm comin' to get ya

Spittin' out lyrics, homie, I'll wet ya

I came to get down, I came to get down

So get out your seat and jump around

Jump around (jump around)

Jump around (jump around)

Jump around (jump around)

Jump up, jump up, and get down

(Steady on the right) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Everybody jump) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Steady on the left) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Everybody jump) Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Steady on the right) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Everybody jump) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Steady on the left) Jump, jump, jump, jump!

(Everybody jump) Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!

Yo, this is dedicated to Joe "The Biter" Nicolo (steady on the right)

Grab the bozack, punk (steady on the right)

(Steady on, steady on the right)

(Steady on the right)

(Steady on the right) @bigbonzo

Jump Around - 30 Years Remaster 😱 by House Of Pain

[trinimusicophile]

Fergie - M.I.L.F. $ 

You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money I got that MILF money I got that MILF money I got that MILF money I got that MILF money

Heard you in the mood for a little milkshake Welcome to the Dairy Dutchess Love Factory I could whip it up, fix you up straight away Come on in the front door, leaving at the back door Whip it, flip it, hey

Been working extra service to give it to ya Didn't mean to make you nervous, you motherfucker

You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money I got that MILF money I got that MILF money

Me and the girls, up in the club Hating ass hoes but I don't give a fuck Running 'em muck Owning the spot Buying the bar like I bottle these rocks I been working all week, now where the hell is my drink? Hair and nails is on fleek All my girls on fleek

'Cause I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T Do you know what that means? Can't see me B-R-O-K-E I'm P-A-I-D You heard about me, I'm saying

You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money You got that, you got that, you got that milk money I got that, I got that, I got that MILF

I've been whippin' this up I've been tippin' this cup I've been waiting my turn I've been working so hard Got my spirit turnt up and I can't stop now I've been running so long I been vibing so strong I want it, I need it, I got it for real I love it, I want it I'll feed you this meal Hey mama, I did it, the top of the hill Man, I did it, don't forget it, motherfucker I'm ill

Now let me see you milkshake (Let me see you milkshake) I got that MILF money I got that MILF money I got that MILF money (Let me see you milkshake) I got that MILF money I got that MILF money (Shake, shake, shake) I got that MILF money

Been working extra service to give it to ya Didn't mean to make you nervous To give it to ya You motherfucker

[yourmomni]

The Kids Of The Sun

A/n : I had fun writing this and I hoe you enjoy it and this is based off of percy jackson and that universe

P.S. part 2 will be put here when done

The arrow grazed my cheek hitting the tree beside your head. You looked at your friend in anger “ Niki really.” she rolled her eyes lowering her bow. “ I told you to move out of the way, it's not my fault you don't listen.” she snatched the arrow out of the tree, putting it in her carrier.

I followed her down the hill towards the river, “ Can you hurry up you’re pissing me off with how slow you're walking? I'm not carrying you if we fall behind again.” I pouted, hurrying down the hill and making it beside her. The sun was just now rising as we made it to our destination, Niki took a picnic blanket out of her bag and laid it on the ground where we sat.

It was our tradition to watch the sun rise on our first day of camp ever since we first met. Niki was from New York while I was from California so there was no way for us to ever cross paths, until we both turned 13.

My school wanted to take the 8th graders on a trip to New York to see Hamilton on Broadway and I was picked to be one of those lucky kids. What wasn't mentioned was that by the time i would get there the theater would be torn apart by a flying fury.

I was hiding under the piano on stage when i saw a girl my age grab the mop, breaking the bottom part off and started swinging the stick around trying to distract the fury.

“ He's coming for you.” The fury repeated over and over again “ Run.” the girl yelled at me but I was too frozen to move. She looked over at me trying to see the person who dared to ignore her in a time like this, that's when the fury decided to take a swiped at her. But niki had quick reflexes; she swung back the stick, knocking the beast in the left wing. I stared at her in shock

“ You're strong.” She rolled her eyes at my comment and grabbed my hand, yanking me from under the piano and running for the doors. The beast groaned, getting back up, Niki flung the doors open and we ran all the way to the nearest subway station resting on the benches catching our breath. “ What was that?” I gasped for air trying to steady my breathing. “ I don't know but I think we lost it.”

Niki looked at the map. “ what are you doing?” I asked her if she squinted her eyes. “ Thinking of a plan, that thing knows what we smell like it knows who we are and how to find us we have to get as far away as we can.” I nodded. I started looking at the sound and noticed there were no people in the station. “ Um, is it usually this empty?” I asked her and she quickly turned around seeing the station empty. “It found us.” we heard a low growl coming from the top of the stations stairs

“ Give me your jacket.” she whispered. I widened my eyes. “ What, no, my dad just bought this for me.” she snatched the jacket off throwing it on the subway tracks and I gasped. She pulled me behind a pillar where we hid.

“On 3 we run towards the stairs back up to the streets. Once we get there we try to find the ferry so we can ride it to Queens. We should be safe then.” I nodded and saw the monster sniffing the ground. Going down on the tracks.

“ I can smell you half-bloods from a mile away '' I tightened my eyes shut feeling the tears fall on my cheeks. The girl beside me grabbed my hand i looked at her and she was mouthing to me the count down

“ Your parents can't save you now.”

“One…two…three.” we dashed towards the stairs running as fast as we could. The girl was in front yelling at me to hurry until I felt something grab my leg. I screamed out in pain as the monster clawed at my leg trying to pull me back down the stairs. The girl grabbed my hand pulling me away, she was strong but the monster was much stronger.

I kicked it in the eye making it groan and cover it with its hand

Plant your feet and pull my child

Niki heard the voice in her head say. One she's heard many times but today it was different, it was more clear.

Feel the fury in your heart

Niki felt her hands turn hot and she planted her feet pulling as hard as she could, the Furys grip on the girl was wavering but Niki was growing tired. “ I can't hold on.” she groaned out

Out of the walls she noticed smoke was flowing out of it and around her. The monster began to scream out in pain and let go of the girl.

Niki looked down at her feet and saw her shoes were smoking and burning, she quickly kicked them off

“ Come on let's go.'' She snapped back into reality and quickly grabbed the girl's arm throwing it over her shoulder running towards the exit. Once the made it the both began limping to the nearest ally. Niki laid the girl on the wall and niki flopped next to her. “ I don't think we can hide here it's too open.”

i panicked trying to stand back up but winced at my foot in pain seeking the blood trail down into my black mary janes.” Oh no im on a field trip im totally getting expelled for this.” i laughed a little. The girl beside me was looking at me. “ Well looks like we have to stick together then huh.” I nodded. “ i'm niki.” she extended her hand. I smiled “ Niyah.” From the distance we could see a figure walking towards us. Niki put a protective arm over me grabbing the metal rod that was leaning on the trash can beside us. She was read to fight.

“ You girls look like you could use some help.” A older looking guy with a beard said looking us to. He had kind eyes as he kneeled down to us. He looked down at my leg reaching his hand out to touch it. I flinched back but he reassure me everything would be okay. “ he reached back down and his hands began to glow healing my wound. “ not the craziest thing i’ve seen today.” niki said staring at the guy. He smiled at us. “ I'm Dionysus but my friends call me Bacchus .” my eyes widened.

“ LIke the god. He nodded. '' exactly like the god, exactly like your parents.” me and Niki look at each other thinking about what we just got into.

And that's how we met. 5 years later and were still attached at the hip, always looking out for each other. " When was the last time you communicated with your father?" I asked niki, she shrugged, " a week ago he was watching me at my last taekwondo match, and said it made him proud." I smiled at her.

Niki was one of the few kids of ares that kept in contact with the raging god. " What about you? Have you talked to your mom." I nodded " Yeah we met in the garden the other day briefly."

Being one of the daughters of Persephone had its perks. You could control nature which was really cool since the camp was surronded be nature .

I never went into depth with my gifts since I was always too scared to. Your mom had her secrets and you had yours

We heard the horn blow signaling newcomers were entering the camp.

"Ohhh it seems like there's a lot of newcomers." We looked behind us where the camp was.

" Come on, let's go meet them." I hopped up grabbing her hand we walked back to the camp see everyone crowded by the gate

" What's going on?" I asked, trying to look over the crowd. " Apparently one of them is a descendent of the big three."

Niki and I looked at each other " The prophecy ."

We tried to push through the crowd to get to the front. I waved my hand to push a couple of Apollo kids out of the way.

We made it to the front and there were 3 boys standing there. They looked older than regular newcomers, their clothes were dirty and mudded up, one of them had a rip on their jeans. Dionysus and Lupa were talking to the 3 boys standing there.

" Everyone calm down, you'll be able to meet the newcomers in a second just give them some space."

I whispered to niki" They look horrible." She nodded. " Yeah they're being hunted like animals, one of them is definitely one of the big three."

One of the boys nodding then ushered them to follow behind dionysus. " Thank you sir." He said he then looked back at the crowd and I locked eyes with him, his gaze made my body shiver. " I think I know who it is."

Taglist: @jaehyunsblkgf

[nanamiismine]

DamienXblackreader

You were walking into your apartment. You were supposed to met up with Jaxson at this fancy ice cream that he takes you to. 

"I can't believe his ass didn't show up." But that's Damien  for you. Ever since he came back to town a year ago, his been dark and and mysterious. He's not the sweet lovable boy I grew up with anymore. 

Since Damien  came back to town, there are new feelings I have for him. His being more cocky and confident and sexy. When we were kids I had a crush on him but I was scared to tell him my feelings. In school, he was always the 'Hot Loner' with one friend.

But after High school, he disappeared. I know he was leaving to take over his dads business but I missed him around that time. He didn't pick up any calls or texts over the past 5 years he was gone. But then he showed up on the doorstep a year ago. 

But his different now. More... colder. Doesn't show that much expression to many things. Or maybe I wasn't paying attention to him to see. 

You take off your coat and put it in the closet. Then turn the lamp in the living. "WHAT THE FUCK—DAMIEN ?" There he was, sitting in the dark, in my living room. "Why are sitting in the dark?! Better question why did you not show up" "Y/N I'm sorry but you have to come with me."  "What?!. I'm not going anywhere with you until you me what happened."  "Angel I'll tell you in the car but we have to go. It's not safe here, we have to go. I packed your clothes. Here" Damien gave you a book bag.

"Like I said I'm not going anywhere with you—" "There are people trying to kill you, ok. I will explain on the way but Angel you have to trust me, ok." 

You were trying to were trying to see if he was lying, but the look in his eyes were worry. "Ok" 

Damien and you hear voices in the hallway. "Come on we been here too long. We have to go down the fire escape" 

Damien grabs your book bag "Leave your phone, so they won't track it." You left your phone on the countertop. And started going down the fire escape.  

When you both got all the way down there was a car waiting for you. "Come on" Damien said opening the car door. 

_______________________

You were sitting on the at house Damien said was safe. It was remote on top of a hill. 

You were sitting on the bed and he was leaning against the wall the explaining why there were people after you. 

"Y/N that's why I didn't up. I waited at your place to come get you." You were at a loss for words. You couldn't believe that Damien was in a mafia. 

He walked in front and squat down to hold your hands " Y/N I never want to get hurt because of me. I could not live with myself." He said rubbing the backside of your hands. "Damien its ok. I know you would never allow that to happen. And if it did I wouldn't blame you."

" I will let you get some rest." 

________________________

Two weeks passed by and Damien has been all up on me. 

 I hear the door open. "Hey Angel" Damien came behind her and turned off the water to the sink. "What are doing— Da-" 

Damien pulled you in and put his hand on your hips 

 "Come with me" Damien leads upstairs to his bedroom

Damien sat on the bed and put me in his lap. "So your birthday is tomorrow, what do you want" 

"Oh I'm not really celebrating— "WHAT, come on really we have to do something" 

"Oh Angel, there one thing I want you to do for me. You have to give me a lap dance" My widened 

"No I not give no lap dance you are out of you mind" "No, remember we had that bet and I won." " I didn't think you were serious." 

"Well I am And I'm cashing it in. Come on Angel don't you want to make me happy.''  He said biting my shoulder 

" Why don't you get one of you hoes to do it" 

"I don't got hoes" "Lair, I just saw one of them blowing up your phone. Kiara" 

"Ughh, Angel I cut her a long time ago. There someone else I love" Damien stares at you 

"mhmm ok" I said as I left the room

______________________

Damien was out for work and you had 2hours before he came home to make a birthday dinner and birthday cupcakes. 

You went upstairs to your in your closet to change your shirt. But then you see little outfit hanging up on the rack with a not

'Can't wait to see in this Angel- From Damien'

"I can't believe that man. He might just get his birthday wish"

 Two Hours Later

  Damien came home to the house smelling good. He sees you in the kitchen icing cupcakes. Your back was behind him. 

He wraps his arms around you. "Hi my angel" Hi, I made us a birthday dinner," You said with a smile. "You didn't have to do anything." 

"But wanted to" Jaxson kissed your neck. "Damien go take a shower, so we can eat," You said push him off you and smiling.

But Damien pulled you closer. "I don't know why you keep play with, you know I like you and you like me." You looked down and blush but Jax pulled your chin up to look at him. "Why don't we forget about dinner and make are own show''

"Take yo ass upstairs and take a shower so we can eat!" "Fine" He groaned 

 15 Minutes Later

 Damien came back down stairs with sweats and a wife beater on. I was at the dinner table already with the food already on the plate. 

After we ate. I told Damien I had a surprise for him. 

I took him upstairs and sat him down on the couch I had in my room. 

"Close your eyes and I will be right back" "Don't take to long Angel" 

5 Minutes Later

"Are your eye closed" You said from the closet. "They are now" 

"I'm coming"  

I hear heels click on the floor. "You can open your eye now" 

"Fuck Angel." 

"Yes you finally got your wish" She says in a sultry way as she walks to me. 

She turn on music and started dancing. She bend over to were her hands were on here ankles and started to shake her ass. 

He was sitting in the middle of the couch just hypnotize. Damien smacks her ass. "Ohh fuck" 

Y/n turned around to sit on top of Jaxs. And started to grind herself on him. "Fuck Angel" 

You rubbed your tits and rubbed your pussy in his cock. you lightly moan. You grab his hands to guide on your body. 

Damien pulled you in and put his hand on your hips 

You take in his spicy woody scent

"Angel you are so soft and warm," He said breathing into my neck

"Thanks, Dam--mhm"

"You ok?" 

"Sorry," She laughed. "That's a sensitive spot"

Your back is turned to him and you feel his breath on your neck.  One of his hands travels to your hips, another to your neck. 

As he grasps your neck he whispers in your ear  "I miss you so much angel, but you Disobey me"

He spins her to face him 

I rolled my eyes. He smack my ass

"What did I tell you about rolling eyes" He said in my ear

"Damien- Ohh" He started kissing my lips

I moaned as he gripped me. He started kissing me on my neck. His lips sucked on that sweet on your neck. "mhmm" His hands traveled down to your ass and squeezed it. 

He picked you up and carried you to his bedroom

To your tits, down to your, Hips and stomach, all the to your pussy. You hear Damien groan. Hiss fingers play with your pussy. And you start to moan. " Fuck"

"Damiennn" 

Damien picked you up and started kissing you. He carry you to the bed and laid you down. 

"Damn" You moan "ohhh."  "Oh fuck, your not going anywhere"   He slap your pussy "Damien " You moaned.

"That right." Damien kissed your breasts to you stomach then to your aching pussy. "Let's take this off " He said sliding your underwear off.

Damien stares at your pussy in awe. Damien started kissing your thighs then to your clit "ooo Damien, baby please"

"You have such a pretty pussy baby'' you feel his tongue licking up and down on your clit. You put your hand through his hair. "Damien, fuck" 

"Mhhmmm" moan into you 

You curled your toes" yesss" He lifted he head up and stripped down

He stroked his dick on your lips. You were soaking wet

"Fuck your so wet" He glide in and out "mhmm Damien stop play- ohhh fuck" He slid in deep

You grabbed the sheets as he wrapped arms around you going deep as he can. 

"Angel- fuck, your so beautiful." he said as he said in your ear " your so tight and wet. oh my god" 

"Damien, your to deep" You could barely speak as you whimpered "its ok baby, your can take it" 

Damien slowed and sat up. He grabbed your legs and put them to your head. 

He slid back in "Fuck baby" And he felt deeper than before. Picking the tempo faster than before 

Your eyes rolled back, as he press his hand on the bulge poking out your stomach 

"Fuckkkk, Dam" 

"Yes baby, there you" "fuck, your such a good girl" 

"Yess." Damien reached around your throat and talked in your ear "Your mine. This pussy is mine." He says after every stroke

"Say it." You couldn't  speak "I-" 

"Say it, baby. Come on you can" 

"Im-shit ohhh, Im your"  You stutter. "Damien fuck..Im to cum"

Damien didn't respond. He just went faster. "Dam-oh my." "Come on Angel"

Your eyes rolled to the back of your head. 

You started squirting on his dick. "Damiennn" 

Damien sucked on your neck as he keeps going "Fuck Angel" 

As you come down your high, he stops

"Are you ok" "Yeah but you can keep going

"You sure" "Yes-" Damien tosses you on your stomach and makes you put your ass in the air and arch your back.

He slides back in this time a little faster

"Damien!" you said loudly " He fucking so fast deep

"Fuck, baby I'm close" 

"Shit Dam..I'm about cum again" As you grab the sheets tightly

He slapped your ass. "Fuckk Angel" 

You both cum at the same time

You both lay wrapped in each other's arms. The is coming down for your high

"Did like you your birthday?" you say

"Yes, I loved my birthday gift"

Both drifted off to sleep....

[stitchkiss]

tell me a story about u

bestie you know more of my stories than anyone and you still want more?? i can’t believe you aren’t sick of them yet lmaoo. i’ll tell you a few from that liam-esque list i sent you a while back.

GATHER ROUND KIDS!! STORYTIME!!

story 1: idek when this was probably when i was like 13 but anyway we were gardening n shit and i was by all the tools takin a break bc i planted like 20 zucchini seeds (bad idea in hindsight all we ate that summer was zucchini) and i was tired. so i look down and there’s a garden hoe next to me and i’m getting flashbacks to my childhood when i watched tom and jerry obsessively and i think “huh. i wonder what would happen if i stepped on it” guess what happened. smacked me right in the face the second i stepped on it. blood went everywhere. face, clothes, tools, soil. brother is laughing. sister rushing for towels. mom making sure my nose wasn’t broken. dad wishing i was never born. my face messy with tears n blood n sweat. i consider this a win bc not only did i get to live out a childhood fantasy but i didn’t have to garden for the rest of the day!

story 2: i am. dumb. and impulsive. and i think movie magic applies to me. all this, but i’m 9 years old. we had just moved and a perk was that a golf cart came w the house. so when, for reasons i can’t remember, there was a dirt hill in my backyard i knew EXACTLY what to do with it bc i had just watched wreck it ralph AND played a mario kart tournament the night before so i know a ramp when i see one. see where im going w this? when i saw the dirt hill i got on the golf cart and fuckin floored it. the thing is, i didn’t know that the dirt wasn’t packed in, so it was too soft for the tires. i did not make it over. the cart tipped over and i fell out. it almost crushed me. the funniest part ab this is when my mom came over to check on me she was like “i saw you speed off and i KNEW what you were doing” i wasn’t allowed to try it again.

3. i had a goldfish named herbert. i won him at a festival when i was like 12 and he came in a plastic baggie like from finding nemo. so i brought him home and i quickly realized i had no place to put him bc he was my first (and only) fish. so i threw out these flowers my mom had in this really big vase and i put him in it instead. during this time i didnt have a phone bc i accidentally broke it a few days before when i was jump roping and had it in my pocket and it flew out. SO i didn’t know what to feed herbert bc no google and neither did anyone else and they didn’t want to help me raise my new son so i had to figure this out by myself. do you know what i fed him instead of fish food? ritz crackers. how tf was i supposed to know the salt from the crackers would kill him. the concept of “freshwater fish” eluded me at the time. i woke up the next day and he was floating at the top of the vase. but the worst part of this story? i was preparing a small, intimate funeral for herbert bc he deserved nothing less and i took him out of the vase and put him on a plate. then i left for like 5 minutes to make sure my brother and sister were going to be in attendance and to throw some rose petals in the toilet bc if i was gonna flush him it might as well be beautiful. but. when i went back to the kitchen to get herbert, my cat was eating him.

4. last story! my cousins and i are really close and we do this thing when all of us are available and we call it a version of guy’s grocery games based on who the judge is that night (we replace the g with our initial) where we each make food but change it up in a creative way. this time was pizza. i teamed up w one of my cousins and we decided to make a pizza based off the fast food chain raising canes. so we go to canes and order a bunch of chicken and fries and bread and we even got a cup full of canes sauce for $5 and we also bought a premade pizza dough. the pizza was DIVINE and i’d eat it again but be warned you need pepto bismal on hand if you eat it bc it’ll rly fuck up ur insides. but, even tho it was the best invention ever, we didn’t fucking win. what did we lose to, you ask? a ramen pizza. my brother and his gf made it w the recipe I SENT HIM!! but the thing is, this recipe called for soy sauce and my cousin is allergic to soy. my brother asked me for his allergy list in preparation and i forgot to put it on there. so my cousin was ab to take a bite when my brain connected the very very important dots and i smacked it out of his hand.

hope u enjoyed all that!!

[yourfavepookiebear]

Guys I just woke up and OML I HAD SUCH A HORRIFYING NIGHTMARE AND IT WAS SO REALISTIC TOO HELP 😭

I could feel everything, from the feeling of anxiety to the feeling of my hand knocking on the car's door

It was so scary too, like a horror movie somehow 😧

Rant below:

I can't remember well but I remember I was in a house, with my sisters and my dad. I don't know why my mom wasn't there. Anyways, it wasn't a familiar house but in that dream we lived in it.

We kept hearing knocks on the walls. I got up and knocked on the wall, and then it knocked back. I said half serious half joking "knock three times" and then I heard three LOUD knocks that sounded kinda like banging on the walls.

Whatever it was, I'm 100% sure it was inside our walls. I then said again, a bit frightened, "knock twice", and I heard two knocks on the wall again, but this time they were less agressive. I noticed there was a perfectly round hole in our wall, so I ask my family if they're the ones who made it, to my horror they say "no".

Then suddenly a human arm pops out of the hole in the wall. It stays still for a minute but then it starts to wiggle weirdly, idk hoe to call it but it was doing some weird quick movements like a fish out of water.

I grabbed my phone and tried to call the police but no one answered, so I ran out of the house as fast as I could. Now this part is a bit funny but my dad jumped into a taxi and the car drove away, and he left us there to fend for ourselves. I ran after the car for some reason, and my sisters took another taxi that was right behind me.

Now I don't exactly remember it all that well but right before I woke up I saw myself on a bicycle, at night when it's pitch black, going down a hill while other cars were going up, and an EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL nightlife view of the city from on top of the hill.

And then I woke up.

[goodkwuestion]

✨Fic Writer Interview✨

Tagged by the amazing @shameless-notashamed. Thanks for thinking of me ♥

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

I have 25 works so far.

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

1,086,466. I'm pretty chatty.

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Sexual Harassment in the Workplace

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Ian Gallagher

Lost In Translation

Mandy in the Middle

The Miseducation of Derek Hill

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I do a general thank you/response every few chapters of the updating story. I overthink a lot and then get very overwhelmed trying to come up with personalized things to say to each person. My social anxiety is that weird, apparently.

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Hmm, maybe You Can Bite Me or Crossing Over. But even they are technically happy endings anyway.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

All of them? I guess Lost in Translation was light from start to finish, so that might take the title.

7. Do you write crossovers? If so, what’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I do not. Although I guess You Can Bite Me has Resident Evil mentions. Shout out to Lady Dimitrescu and her excellent blood wines.

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Oh yeah. All of my multichaps and a few of my one-shots. Just brush that dirt off your shoulder.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I do write smut, though I might be trending downwards a bit. I think TIPDIG was probably my apex in regards to volume. I think my smut tends to be mostly goofy, sometimes a bit kinky.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Of course. These hoes ain't scared of nobody.

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes, I have. I don't often do it, tbh, but I've met a few people who are really awesome and I trusted them enough to unclench a little.

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, fam. Nobody wants this problem.

13. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

It's currently Gallavich (Shameless), but of all time? It's between Gallavich and NaruSasu (Naruto).

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

I'm a completionist. Barring misadventure, if I start something, it will be done. Is that a flex? No, it's a problem. Your girl has some obsessive-compulsive tendencies.

15. What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue and character creation maybe.

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

Scene descriptions, editing down/trimming the fat, addiction to pop culture references, overuse of alliteration, unwieldy word counts, etc. etc.

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in your fics?

Tu idioma es mi idioma, and I will not hesitate to use it.

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18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

(shifty eyes) Naruto... Yeah, that's it, Naruto. And no one better say otherwise. ¬_¬

19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

Don't have another yet.

20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Ian Gallagher. No other fic has managed to unseat it yet. I have fun writing all my babies tho!

Tagging @ronandhermy @whaticameherefor and anyone else who wants to have a go!