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So one of those batfam interferes with a cult ritual where the cult is offering/sacrificing a bride to the King of the Dead to gain his favor but something happens and a batkid ends up in the ritual circle instead stories BUT make it funny
BATFAM AFTER A TIRELESS WEEK OF FIGURING OUT HOW TO GET JASON (Jason? idk we'll go with Jason for this blub) BACK
THE ROOM FLOODS WITH LIGHT AND JASON IS REVEALED IN THE CIRCLE
Jason: ah! What the hell guys?!
Nightwing: we brought you home- what are you wearing
Jason, in beach clothes holding a ectoplasm icee in one hand and his sunglasses in the other while being noticeably tanner and with a giant gemstone ring on his finger: clothes. Why the hell did you guys bring me back?! I was enjoying my vacation
Robin: vacation? You were abducted by a supernatural force for the purposes of a forced marriage to a monstrous entity.
Red Robin: who was it by the way? Hades? Satan?
Jason: Danny.
Jason: *takes loud sip of icee*
Jason: my fiancé's name is Danny but his "ruling name" or whatever is High King Phantom. He's the ghost king.
Batman: that is a more obscure diety than we expected. Did you discover how to break the marriage contract?
Jason: break the marriage contract? Why would I want to do that?!
Robin: because you were abducted.
Jason: yeah but then he cured my pit rage and he's a absolute sweetheart and funny. Now send me back. This is why none of you were invited to my bachelor party which you so rudely kidnapped me from
Batman: no.
Jason: no? Im getting married in two days and none of you are blowing this for me. Send me back or I wont give you any favors once I become queen or consort or whatever I'll be. Let me live out my shitty romance novel dreams
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hinacu-arts · 9 months
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Damian: and Eleanor-
Ellie: what did you just call me?
Damian: your name.
Ellie: no its not. My full name is Danielle.
Damian: *angrily embarrassed*
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aroace-madness · 1 year
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Listen i love rottmnt x 2012 fics
But hear me out
Savage Raph in the 2012 universe
Like image
Raph gets transported into the 2012 Universe and is somewhere alone
Like the docs or whatever
And goes savage mode
2012 brothers hear about the aggressive mutant and want to confront it
Mikey eventually realises that the way savage raph is acting is a survival mechanism and tries to befriend him to snap him out of the savage mode (something like Leatherhead)
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Love how in dc x dp fanfic some authors make Lady Gotham enamored with the batfam. Whether its motherly or she's straight up in love with Bruce.
Would be absolutely hilarious though if upon Danny's first meeting with Batman, he just goes "oh, you're Lady Gotham's boy toy!" which causes unintentional chaos
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One of those "Danny needs a consort" fics where a bunch of people are invited to a mass speed dating event. The invitation uses prettier words but thats what this is. Now Batman wants to go get a look a this super powerful being and see if he's a threat or ally, and would you look at that, most of his children fall into the age bracket the invitation specifies 
(or maybe the batkids have just been touched by death enough they're viable candidates and got personalized invitations. Either way Bruce wants to go)
So Batman says a few of his kids will go and he's tagging along as a "chaperone". Maybe a few other JL members do the same with their proteges. The hard part for Bruce is actually getting his kids to agree to go. The biggest surprise is Jason finds out and demands to go.
Now Jason, a known lover of regency period romances, read a copy of the invitation the JL got and knew exactly what this was. There will be a ball. The word "courting" was used. This is a chance to live out his secret romance novel dreams and nothing is getting in the way of that. So he calls the batfam to say he's going
The batfam are like flabbergasted that Jason wants to go to a spooky speed dating event but it has the added bonus of getting the kids to start volunteering bc they have to know why Jason is so excited about this
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Danny: oh my beloved starshine! My lovely daughter!
Dani, shoving Danny off her: stop!
Danny: the light of my life! The greatest thing to ever happen to me!
Dani: stop it
CAMERA PAN
YJ: *glances at Conner*
Conner: *glances at Superman*
CAMERA PAN
Danny: my only child is so mean to me!
Dani: i came in a batch of ten!
Danny: my only surviving child-
Dani: you're 16! You have plenty of time to have more
Danny, throwing himself on Dani again: but none of them will be you! No one could ever replace you Dani, you're a individual!
Dani: fine! Fine! I'll come to movie night
Danny, jumping off Dani: yay! Now that wasn't so hard cus'
Dani: oh thank god we're cousins again
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Johnny hits Jason with his bike ("we were supposed to go through him babe!" "But we didnt!") which knocks Jason unconscious. Kitty sees he's a ghost and is like "its a baby!" gif and refuses to leave him there.
Jason wakes up to the weirdest coddling experience of his (after)life. After many many tries he cannot successfully escape the growing group of concerned ghosts who are doing the coddling
Two days later Batman issues a search for his missing son, becoming more and more distressed when the batfam finds no leads
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A couple days ago i made this post (tldr: Lady Gotham is married to a unknowing Batman and considers his children their children. She gives Jason the title of prince) and today this image popped into my head
Gotham, introducing her kids (who lit didnt know they were her kids until 2 minutes ago) to King Phantom and when she gets to Jason she nudges him forward and starts wingmaning him
Gotham, hands on Jason's shoulders: this is Jason, my prince. He is currently single. I can't help but notice you two are around the same age...
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Flash, on Tik Tok: put a finger down hero edition!
Flash: *points at Superman and Conner*
Flash: put a finger down if you've ever been cloned without your consent by a billionaire who wanted to use said clone to kill and replace you! And now you're coworkers!
Danny, sitting in his car, face completely blank, in a Tik Tok duet: *puts a finger down*
Dani: *pops her head over the seat and makes eye contact with the camera at the exact same moment*
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Tbh id love if there was a DP x DC fic where Danny lives in the same apartment building as Red Hood (or whoever) but thats it. They dont know each other, Danny is not superheroing. Danny is just that one extra in a sitcom.
Like their first meeting is when a group is sent to kill Red Hood at his home but they go into the wrong apartment and by the time Red Hood gets down there Danny has causally knocked them all out "wha- how" "dude its 3am can you please tell your enemies to stick to acceptable invasion hours" "uh" "i have work at 7. I need my sleep." "Okay..."
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dp x dc prompt
Dani finds out about single cell asexual reproduction and that its called cloning. She starts telling people thats how she was made to mess with them. Wonder Woman believes Dani popped out of Danny's head like Athena did Zeus and is convinced the Dannies are fledging gods or reincarnations
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I was gonna make a post how it would be cute if ghosts had petnames for each other that were ghost themed. "Boo" is a obvious choice. The only other one i could think of was "spooky", which has led to me laughing at the image of Danny calling his DC love interest "spooky" in front of Hal "my nickname for Batman is 'Spooky'" Jordan
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Currently obsessed with the idea of the bats mistaking Danny for some kinda pit creature
Danny sucks the pit waters out Jason? Pit Vampire
Danny showing up in all his otherworldly glory to save the day? Pit Angel
Danny now has shapeshifting added to his ghost power repertoire? Pit Werewolf
Jason wanting to please his new (secret) ghost just-a-friend? Pit Incubus who has ensnared their brother and must be stopped before he gets the rest of them. It might be too late already. Tim thinks he's hot and Damian blushes when they talk about him. Steph saw a pic and got heart eyes. Duke gets flustered when he admits Danny's funny. Dick and Babs might end up as their last line of defense. Bruce is not looking forward to possibly giving his children The Talk. He's put it off this long and he'd like to postpone it forever. Maybe he'll get Clark to do it. The fact Superman knows about their love life should scare his kids into never ever having sex ever
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Love how so much dcxdp content is various characters thinking Danny the strange new guy is like one year away from a villain origin story when in reality he's a retired hero ("arent you like 22?" "Yeah. I started young") and just trying to live a normal life. Danny is super smart and can be kinda crazy when he's working on a project? Ppl get nervous that he's a rogue in the making but no his parents are just mad scientists and its a inherited trait. Danny walks right up to the Batman to ask for clarification on something? Ppl think he's bold or insane but nope the truth is he's out of fucks to give and if this very much a human bat-guy was trying to be scary maybe he shouldnt have worn a stupid ass cape
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My brain: hey remember that soulmate sleeping beauty thing you did?
Me: yeah
My brain: okay what if you took it and flipped it. Jason's under a spell and Constantine is like "we'll try to break it but its gonna take awhile. The easiest and most efficient way will be to simply fulfill the terms of the spell"
My brain: and everyone is like "well shit RH's soulmate" or whatever term you want "has gotta be as brutal as him. Is this really a good idea?"
My brain: and it turns out RH's soulmate is some random kid from freaking Illinois
My brain: a couple batfam members go up to kidnap talk to him and he's lit just a college kid home for summer vacay. He's bout as normal (dude has no fear when freaking Batman corners him so he's not normal-normal) as they could hope for their lives
My brain: then they discover he's a retired vigilante who's also dead. And everything makes sense lol
Me: i cant take more writing ideas rn i lit havent had time in the last 4 weeks to work on FFPS how am i supposed to write this?!?!?!
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Jason comes home one day to see two distraught teenagers have broken into Red Hood's main apartment. Before he can even ask why they're there they launch into a story about how their best friend is in a death like sleep and how Jason is basically his soulmate so they need Jason to go to him and lend him his energy or something so he wakes up. How does one do that? Jason has to kiss him.
Jason is a crimelord. Hes done horrible things. And yet he's also the prince charming in a real life sleeping beauty situation. Fated love and all.
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