#his hearing and mobility aint what they

[bibibi-tchx]

do we think dom and one of his cgs have ever snuck off and just gone on a little drive w just the two of them?

like i can so see him and rhea just driving around, singing songs, dom pointing at all the cool cars and animals they see, and watching the sunset. no destination in mind, just driving to have a little one on one time w each other

a w w w w w w w w w w w w anon u have broken me :,)

i wld say it wld be finn- but for now we gonna stick with mami and papi

its probably a case of dominik having trouble sleeping so one of his caregivers come up with an idea just to take him for a drive because normally the motion helps him fall asleep 

ofc damian lets rhea know his plan, but it IS three am, so she dont really mind that much

like nothing is working to get this little man asleep: no rocking, no bottles, no nothing 

“why dont you and papi go for a drive?” and dominik is much too caught up crying because of the fact that he can’t fall asleep and doesn’t notice where he’s going until damian has buckled him in the car with all of his blankets and a few stuffed animals as well, then hes jus ?? like ??? papi??? wha???

dominik is too small to even properly ask what damians doing as well- like he knows papi’s driving, but its too dark to even see where they are- dom is just happy to listen to the oldass cd that damians put in, its probably a cd that damians had for YEARS as well: although it may be old 90s rap, it shuts lil dom right up bcus papis singing along, so therefore he starts sleepily babbling along to some old ass MFDOOM

“only one beer left!”

“onnee be lef’” from behind dominiks pacifier and it MELTS damians heart to hear it

anyways destination? park!

its like 2/3am at this point, so damian dont have to worry about anyone seeing them as he picks dominik up, keeping him wrapped up in his blankets and pacifier in his mouth as he trudges his way up a hill

mind you they are BOTH in their pjs, but, once again, dom is too teeny to care, and it is two am- cmon whos gonna be watching? they live in a pretty kush neighbourhood, so it aint as if any weirdos are gonna be about

damian sits down on like a hill, and he just shifts dominik around so that he could see all the stars, and he is rocking dominik from side to side, talking about everything and anything related to space: what baby dont like space? considering that dom’s mobile is covered in stars, and his favourite lullaby is twinkle little stars, damian was so impressed with his own idea

and it works! doms asleep in no time as hes looking at all the pretty stars- especially cus damian knows that THIS spot was the best nearby, like their garden sucks for em cus idk writers continuity

then damian drives dominik home, and he is asleep the whole time, stays asleep as damian lowers him back into the crib, and rhea is just standing next to him as he does so

“how? how did that work?” in a whisper cus holy fuck

“hes like a dog- give him a car ride and a park, then hes happy.”

ty anon <3

[strykingback]

Okay TL;DR: A Response to a an a/nti-r/wde person who fell for satirical jokes while I provide proof of what I said last night.

Without further ado enjoy.

Alright P/apitimefire177. You wanted me to go band for band. Alright then. Let's go Band For Band.

Okay so you first kick things off by saying I didn't cook you cause I was drunk? No I was not drunk the other night. If I was drunk then there would have been three key things to tell if I was drunk.

I would have rushed to post this yesterday.

There would have been a MULTITUDE of spelling errors and what not

The post itself would have been completely rushed out with those things akin to Reasons 1 and 2.

And the BIG ONE of it all.

READING THE FUCKING TAGS AND SEEING IF IT SAYS:

TW: DRUNK POSTING

No I do not think that you are stupid for doing your research on the actual definition of Aryan. Now it could have been used in a satirical manner. Let me repeat it for you.

SATIRICAL.

Which Satire is used as a form of humor to ridicule, criticize, or exaggerate a vice whether it be visual, literary, or other works.. In no way was Doom saying that Jaune was a Naz/i or a White Supremacist. It's a JOKE that you once again decided to be belligerent about and I believe that you again stalked Doom's Blog just to make that post. Which if I'm correct you posted this as well:

Gee, its not like you also stalked Doom's blog just cause he made a JOKE about Jaune making you LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE. Which yes I will admit I did have to look at your blog as well from the last post to break down what you said and posted. Which I will put myself there, but I'm not going to stoop down to your level and continuously find reasons to hate on you versus you who goes to stalk one person because they like Cardin or going into their DM's messaging them slurs, making every single post about them.

Lets also not forget that while on tumblr desktop R/WDE and A/nti-R/WDE stuff cant be seen. BUT On mobile it can be seen even if you mention it or post everything extremely properly.

I made now two posts about you, first one calling you out for your aggressive behavior, the second time was in response to what you said. This is the third post I had to make about you. and also

No, you hating on Jaune does not offend me at all you dumbass. BUT. I am a fan of the Cardin becoming the Reformed Bully Trope. Which in my opinion should have been done in Vol 7-8 of RWBY, where we see Cardin actually apologizing to Blake about his racism and that he is doing his best to learn.

Gee.. its not like we also see actual racists and people learn and forgive IN REAL LIFE AS WELL. (Video by VICE: Covering Up Racist Tattoos: Erasing the Hate)

Oh Heres another IRL Example! ( Video By WTAE-TV Pittsburgh: Former White Nationalist offers apology and seeks forgiveness for past lifestyle)

Or how even a DISNEY MOVIE SHOWED THAT A BULLY CAN LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES AS WELL AND OWN UP TO IT. (Zootopia: Gideon Gray apologizes to Judy)

I aint gonna stay too long on this, but I'm just going to move on as well.

Papi... you fell again for a SATIRICAL JOKE of me comparing you to DJ Akademiks. In no way am I calling you a fucking PDFile or for r-wordist. The only reason why I compared you to DJ Akademiks is because of the actual person himself being devoted to Drake. Which is why I called you "The DJ Akademiks of Jaune Stans" not because of what he has been recently accused of but for his devotion towards Drake.

Here are some examples of DJ Ak's devotion:

DJ Akademiks Top 5 (Which was during the CLB Album release in which at one song he fell asleep)

DJ Akademiks reaction to Drake being in Astroworld/Sicko Mode

DJ Akademiks Reaction to Drake using a clip of DJ Akademiks Top 5 snippet in his Diss

This is what I MEANT by calling you a DJ Akademiks of Jaune Stans. Now I'm not saying every Jaune Stan is bad, hell at one point I was one too before I realized how shit he is as a character.

Yet at the same time you gave a half-hearted apology about the slurs you used so casually, while also not addressing the DM's of harassement you sent, while deleting the posts of you attacking other people in the RWDE tag because you got caught lacking. You never apologized to them...

that is not a sign of maturity. That is a sign of immaturity and not taking accountability for your actions. Because guess what you think you got away scot free but I think you forgot.... ONE LITTLE THING ABOUT THE INTERNET.

WHATEVER YOU POST EVEN IF YOU DELETE IT STAYS ON THE INTERNET.

Okay what the fuck does Tauradonna have to do with what we are talking about here. STAY FOCUSED ON THE SUBJECT OF WHAT YOU ARE ARGUING AGAINST.

Psst, I see A belligerent jaune simp. My biggest problem is that you called me a "RWDE Person" who uses R/RWBY as a "Valuable Source" which I replied to in a mature manner while also telling you that I used reliable sources. I am aware of Cardin being racist in Volume One, which please refer back to above where I am a fan of Cardin becoming a "Reformed Bully" Trope along with some examples of actual racists and neo-n/azi's taking accountability for what they did and doing what they can to clean themselves up as a person.

Now I did mean to say, it's time for me to pack it up which was an error on my part (I was once again not drunk.)

Plus, at the end I told you to do some self-reflection, drink water, and to have a good one. While also before that I even said in my first call out to BLOCK AND MOVE ON and to not witchunt you. Because I wanted to give you at least SOME FORM of peace.

I once again provided proof of why you fell for these satirical jokes while also getting your ass chopped up and cooked up at the same time.

Now if you may excuse me I got better things to do instead of having listen to your hypocrisy.

[is-that-plural]

im not sure if asks are open cuz of funky formatting on my phone sorry 😭

uhm

i don't know if there's anything canon about him but being plural ourselves I just think he's really neat and we can relate to him!

!! (sorta spoiler warning if you are so behind and havent done sumeru archon quests)

(asks are open dont worry! tumblr on mobile can be pretty iffy on things tho <//3)

( i know you provided an image for us, but it is worth looking at the two designs of dottore anyways)

Il Dottore is one of the Fatui Harbingers in Genshin and he's actually one of the first ones we ever see (if we think abt times released; they released the webtoon right before the game iirc!)

As far as his first appearance goes, all we(as a fanbase) know is hes a mad scientist sort of villian, and did something in mondstadt that diluc (for one) cant forgive him for (but this aint abt Diluc so i will stop there)

theres nothing in the webtoon that could imply plurality

H o w e v e r;

When we finally (after like 2 years..) actually see him in-game its confirmed and explained that he has clones, he purposefully clones himself at different stages in his life, for a multitude of reasons.

Whilst we never see these clones on screen anywhere, theres a huge moment in the sumeru quests where he and the archon (nahida) make a deal: dottore gets the gnosis (as all the harbingers want them), as long as he deletes his clones

so he deletes his clones ! its unsure exactly how he does this, but we get a small cutscene hearing all of these clone's (what i assume) last words before they dissolve into nothingness

SO !

is that plural?

Rating: having Multiple of You could be plural, but dottore as a whole is not plural, i hate to say </3

[meetthesoldier]

hi sorry this is outta nowhere but i would love to hear ur thoughts on harry (phone

SORRY ANON I LEGIT FORGOT ABT THIS ASK and im too lazy to draw her fr so heres some fanart i drew of her dying in a glue trap

this time i have a bit more thoughts on her as an actual character so ill start w that before the headcanon dump ... also, throughout this post ill be referring to her w she/her pronouns because of a personal headcanon im VERY attached to. all i ask is any rbs or further questions abt my specific vision of her use those same pronouns... in others posts i do not care obviously. also, this post is specifically abt her in the dsaf universe since shes far more substantial there.

firstly, i should say i ADORE harry. she is one of my biggest comfort characters in a series where almost everybody is one for me. so when i give any criticisms, know its out of love and a wish for some more expansive writing rather than any malice. being critical of media you love is important, etc etc.

my biggest issues with her character really boils down to the lack of acknowledgement abt her being physically disabled. she mentions having a "bad leg" during 3, but its ONLY mentioned that one time, during (i believe) missable dialogue. i understand her not using, like, mobility aids for it since it may be difficult to find suitable stock images (+ all the phonies in that game use the same photos for their bodies, and its totally possible its not something she feels she needs), but it probably shouldve been mentioned or expanded upon more.

i dont believe were given any explanation on how her leg ended up the way it is, or in what way it is. we dont know if she was born with her disability or aquired it later. we dont know if its paralyzed, we dont know if its because of a muscular dystrophy, or anything else. i just wish we were given more info, bcus as it is, it is REALLY easy to look over in favor of, say, her ptsd.

speaking of which, i have some mixed feelings on how her ptsd is portrayed. on one hand, the joke in the restaurant reviews abt her having flashbacks and a subsequent panic attack feels very distasteful, though thankfully this is (i believe) the only instance of this kind of joke at her expense. im glad elsewise it isnt some huge , controlling part of her character - however, again, it IS missable. while one can assume she has it when she discusses her past, i dont believe its explicitly stated UNTIL that review.

tldr; her disability feels poorly handled, mostly from lack of expansion and discussion.

thankfully, though, she is elsewise a very enjoyable character; shes got some really good and funny dialogue, the exposition we get from her about the original managers is really fucking good, and i really wish we heard more abt her experience working with rebecca (and presumably roger)... again, her biggest issues are just not having as much of a spotlight on her as she couldve, but considering the employees arent really the main focus of the game that may be fine actually...

(as an aside, i think about this post every day and cry audibly.)

thus ends the longform musings, onto the silly headcanons;

standard fare queer headcanon dump: trans woman + demisexual lesbian. also, polyamorous. fuck yeah baby steak (ref)

was in a queerplatonic relationship with joe while he was alive, and a romantic one with both tango/terrence (who has some gender fuckery going on as well) and rebecca because i am not immune to homemade lesbianism.

has ptsd in canon, but im adding a "c" in front of that cause aint no way she lived through all of her coworkers (and presumably FRIENDS) dying in such horrific ways and was only affected in the short-term.

autistic! specifically also has the thing i do where i need the time to be a multiple of 5 before i can start doing anything. also has generalized anxiety i think, with a tendency to catastrophize and compensates by insisting to herself everything is toootally fine. definitely NOT going to have a breakdown rn because shes not totally sure that that vending machine is 100% not going to fall on her specifically

probably didnt have many friends as a kid (L) so now she overcompensates by trying to be as charming and polite as possible. wether or not this works in her favor or makes her seem pretentious is a coinflip. (its certainly working on me though!)

has a real soft spot for random niche animals. probably a big salamander and gecko girl. her favorite is the marbled salamander because its cute as hell

slightly off topic everyday i think of how fucking horrific it mustve been for joe to come into work one morning and his best friend just has a phone for a head and extreme memory issues now . literally what the fuck. thats so fucked up

to do a tonal 180... if she was a pokemon trainer shed have a herdier or stoutland as a sort of service dog for walking shorter-medium distances when she rlly doesnt feel like whipping out the cane :.-)

shes so pale its actually ridiculous. bro looks like she hasnt seen the sun in 5 years ... jake pokes a bit of fun for it sometimes

thanks for asking, anon! i love getting excuses to talk about dsaf. i have a lot of thoughts, you know... dont ever friend me on discord my ass will randomly drop either the goofiest or angstiest headcanons at random intervals and i have no real control over whichor when it will be

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 05x02

Good God, Y’all!

“We haven’t seen Jo and Ellen for a while” laughed at the X-ray sigils 

“He isn’t blasting in this time?” “I wasn’t sure if the smirk is shove it up your ass related or not.” “Misha is naturally blonde???? But his eyebrows??” “The samulet?” “Was it just random shit jewelry until now?” Hi Rufus

“Better get drivin’” “well you aint passing that river.” “I don’t know if I’d park on the partially collapsed bridge, because that seems really stupid.” “That’s a good assessment of the structural integrity” paused to read the Pioneer Days banner

“Nice car” “I mean everything else is rusted to shit, and that one had a nice red paint job” “Got to paint a gun at him before you hug him?” “I’m not counting” “that was kinda a weird interaction” “I know we just got done saying we don’t trust him or whatever but like. If you don’t trust him, just ditch him somewhere” “nice” “where did the demons go?” “just wait until Dean sees you playing with that blood” “Thats a lot of judgement, Dean. Sam didn’t even lick his fingers” “Let’s just throw ammo everywhere. This is good” “Dean’s kinda being a dick, but it’s not unjustified” “He just had a whole conversation about a chimney with both of them starting at it. Is the chimney going as if it isn’t obvious?” “Maybe they’re electing a new pope!” “Nice. Going to force-feed them some shit. Turn them against Dean” “what the fuck? Are the demons chanting something? Aren’t they trying to exorcise the demon but they are demons? Why would they want to do that?” “What a salty bitch” “what the fuck is happening?” “You mean meteorite? Comet? Something else?” laughed at the X-Files reference

“Oh yeah. These cunts” “Didn’t one of them just say they’re embracing the supernatural, but the Father is having a hard time with the apocalypse?” “What does being Irish have to do with anything?” “Does he explicitly state which one he is?” “nice”

“Nobody can hear anything now” “Why would you want to approach so slow?” “That was a good line” “Nice” “They’re gonna take our guns” “They’ve got the ring? Maybe he should wear it” “That was fkn funny about Mount Doom” “Hey, Sam figured it out” “I wasn’t expecting Dean to agree to that” “Dean looks good in front of all that wood wink wink. It was supposed to be funny” “Is he going to drive off in the War Mobile?”

"You're just going to split up now huh? Healthy family shit"

“That was convenient for Sam. Just hitch a ride with some dude that’s ready to go”

[bearded-shepherd]

LET’S TALK: LOVE DEATH + ROBOTS VOL 3 (few spoilers)

THREE ROBOTS: EXIT STRATEGIES >>

The first episode starts out super strong with everyone’s beloved robots! On their next stop, they’re visiting where all the sorry fukers hoarding all the money come to cower in isolation. The whole short was just jabs after jabs towards humanity, tech bros, and billionaires have me ded laughing… bet Musky boy is lovin this… on top of his ‘elongate’ thing (:

BAD TRAVELING >>

I dunno how ya can put a whole ass movie in less that 14:00 min, but they did it somehow! Also, ya never really thought crabs can be so terrifying and yet so delicious at the same time. But anyways, the short took me on a loop (especially the ending).

THE VERY PULSE OF THE MACHINE >>

Kids, drugs are a powerful thing; and if ya start hearing your dead friend spouting deep shit like it’s 3 o’clock in the morn on a weed session, then uh … idk it’s all vibes from there really.

Damn I can’t get enough of the visuals, stunning and trippy. What I really like about this short is that it take same story of dying in space. Most stories ya have the person float out into space, drifting further and further into the black ink… alone; But in this short, ya have the feeling of not being alone in an array of beauty ( even if it’s the drugs doing all the talking).

NIGHT OF THE MINI DEAD >>

O man I fukin love this; just full fukin chaos out the wazoo. I love the literal aspect of it all. It’s like one of those shitty mobile games that is constantly advertised and ya know it’s false advertisement, but actually came to life (or in a mini short). I will honestly play the fuk out of a game like this.

KILL TEAM KILL >>

If the Terminator, G.I Joe, and The Edge had a fuck up baby, this is it. What more can ya ask for; just 3 loving parents raising an edgy child. Pure fukin testosterone shooting up to ya brain creating a whole ass fever dream. This is Adult Swim gold right here.

SWARMS >>

That Guy: Let’s exploit this alien race (presumably non sentient) for profit Everyone Else:  … da fuk you aint

Humans being humans I suppose. So  uh, we all skipped the sex part right?

MASON'S RATS >>

First of all, what the hell was in the GMOs? Second, how did WW3 end? And third, how rich is this fuker to be able to buy all this tech?

Another thing, these rats hold ZERO grunges even if the main guy bought tech to literally commit rat genocide… like wot, did the rats not eat enough GMOs or somethin to think for a sec. Whatevs, that’s not the horrifying part, that goes to the Traptech guy and his tiny ponytail friend.

I can’t deny, I did laughed pretty hard on the long scene with the TT-15 over killing one of the rats tho.

IN VAULTED HALL ENTOMBED >>

This is a long video game trailer right? Right? I mean Ya got ya generic male lead that was randomly created by  a COD character creation thing. HOWEVER, this short, the true lead is Cthulhu’s lost sibling Cbhubhu alright. My eye is on them and only them. But no seriously, if this was a game I would actually be interested in; I wanna know the story/world and I wanna get to kno… them.

JIBARO >>

Now boy Howdy, this one fuked me. Girl out here fuking it up on the waters and slaying the boys in the yard. Can’t resist a lil jingle jangles in our brains and it goes strait to our jiggly asses; except for that one knight, he was deaf… (:(:(:

Anyways, fukin brilliant, I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. I love how confused the siren was when she realized the guy was just not reactive at all.

Honestly, this short haunted me the most (well besides the traptech guy…)

Overall, great season; I really enjoyed it and for me, a definite step up from the last season. It’s hard to choose a favorite on this one; but I do say, the true winner was the soundtrack. The music in each short just fit so well.

[theepisceswriter]

Erwin Smith the Brat Tamer Headcanons

A/N: Guys *sigh* I got my first ever request today and I accidentally deleted the fucking ask when I went to go edit it and I feel so bad because that ask was so sweet 😭 whoever that was I want you to know that ily *does a cartwheel 🤸‍♂️ and gives you a kiss* and here is the brat tamer Erwin content you asked for. I’m glad you enjoy my blog 💜

TW: Dom!Erwin, Sub!reader, spanking, slight choking, fembodied!reader, NS4W things underneath the read more, 18+

No offense because I love my blonde man with blue eyes, I really do love Erwin, but I feel like in a relationship sometimes he can get really annoying at times. I can see him wanting things to go a certain way and getting slightly agitated when they don’t and wanting you to follow orders he gives you because he’s a very dominating person in general. He doesn’t do this to be controlling or annoying on purpose, but because he’s planned out what he thinks is the best outcome for you and he just has to learn how to not be uptight and let things go wrong every now and then.

You tell him this all the time but he never listens, so you often get attitudes with him because it feels like you’re talking to a brick wall sometimes. Most of the time you work yourself up to the point where you separate yourself from him for like an hour or two to cool down. But sometimes you just have to be sassy and, like in those jealousy headcanons I made, let out a snarky remark or two.

“You’re not my fucking dad, Erwin so stop acting like it.” “God, it’s like every fucking time I say something to you in goes in one ear and out through the other.” “Go find somebody else to dick ride you because I’m not going to!”

That’s when he gives you that look; the look that turns his icy blue eyes dull and has your stomach feeling like moths are buzzing around in there. You know you fucked up when he gives you that look, letting you know that you’re in for it once he’s able to get you alone.

Erwin is terrible with it too. He’ll go on with the rest of the day like nothing even happened. Giving you that false sense of security and that you’re off the hook. When really he’s just so quiet because he’s thinking of what he’s going to do to you tonight, but you don’t know that.

It’s not until the two of you get home from work that you’re reminded of your attitude from earlier. His hands are on you in an instant, wrapping around your neck with a force that leaves you grasping for air and pressing you up against the nearest wall he can. You two do have a traffic light system(is that what it’s called? Idk but yolo) implemented into your sex life, so this is where he’ll ask you: “What color are you currently at?” “Green” “Good, me too”

We love a man who respect sex boundaries yes we do.

Aint shit sweet at this point, okay? Be prepared for a long night because Erwin is not letting you off the hook for talking to him the way you did earlier. The very first punishment, yes FIRST punishment, he would start you off with would be spanking.

He’d lay you across his lap with your pants and underwear pooled around your ankles. He would pull them off completely but he’s found keeping them pooled around your ankles helps limit your mobility.

Without warning he’d land the first strike on your ass cheeks, giving you time to recover before he tells you how many you’re going to get that night and how he wants to to count them out loud; one error and he’s starting the whole process over again. The number is usually around 10-15 which isn’t too many, but this man already has your ass red after the first smack so just imagine.

He’d check up on you after a couple of smacks to make sure you’re still in the green area zone and at this point he’s worked up quite the erection watching your face flush and tears brim your eyes after every smack.

“Don’t you want to help daddy feel good, hm? Especially after being such a pain in my ass all day long?” Um yes please, sir.

He’s s ruthless with his blowjobs too when he’s in Dom mode and if it wasn’t for the fact that you enjoyed when you gave him blowjobs, then this would definitely count as a punishment as well.

He has you in front of him on your knees, your hands flat against your thighs not to be moved or else you’d get added punishment, and the belt holding his pants up around your neck being used as a makeshift collar; his hand wrapped around the long part using it to push your head down on his cock while he simultaneously bucks his hips up into your mouth to face fuck you. It’s sloppy and messy; drool all over your face messing up your makeup and getting all over his thighs and nothing but gargling noises and gags filling the room.

“I think I like you so much better with your mouth full with my cock.” Or he would lift your mouth off of his cock completely to tease you with a, “Huh, what was that? I couldn’t quite hear you?” And shove your mouth back down on his cock before you could even answer because he’s a menace like that.

He would finish on your face and he wouldn’t let you wipe it, but force you to keep it there until your session is done. Which wouldn’t be for quite a while, so by the time you’re done with everything you’re going to have a face with ruined makeup, dried spit, and dried up cum all over it. He might even take a picture of you for keepsake.....but he’s not done yet!

Because you made him feel good he lays you back on the bed, finally getting you off of your sore knees that are probably covered in bruises at this point, and returns the favor with his fingers. He doesn’t even have to lubricate his fingers up because he knows you’re dripping with wetness, but just to mess with you he makes you suck on his fingers and even makes you deepthroat them, then mixes the saliva on his fingers with the spit and cum on your face before he’s shoving them in you without warning.

Mind you, this is the first time he’s touched you in a sexual way since giving you your spankings, so this was very much needed. Your pussy had been calling out to him the whole night and he was finally attending to it. Fingers hitting the spots he knew made your stomach clench with pleasure and thumb rubbing your clit the way you always requested from him. His free hand even goes up to pinch at one of your sensitive nipples before cooling the burning sensation with his warm tongue. Whispering things like “You won’t ever talk back to daddy again now, will you?” Into your body.

Each sentence brings you closer and closer to that climax you know is going to hit you like a truck. You can feel yourself clenching around his fingers and he can too. That’s why at the first sign of your orgasm approaching he pulls himself away from your body completely. Fingers retracting and even his mouth leaving your nipples.

“Brats don’t get to cum. Now go get yourself cleaned up.” He’s such a meanie 😔 but when you get out the shower he has your clothes already gathered on the bed for you along with some snacks and an assortment of movies to pick from. He apologizes for how controlling and annoying he was being earlier to even get you to react like that and talks it through with you, making up for everything with a movie night.

Of course, he’s an old man so he falls asleep halfway through the first movie but you’re tired as hell yourself so you end up falling asleep on his chest.

[cryptvokeeper]

long post press J to skip cuz I dont wanna put it under a read more (sorry mobile users)

Crimson-corrupted techno refuses to leave my brain so maybe if I get it written down it'll finally let me go to sleep so consider:

bad spinning it for techno as the eggpire not really being a government, technically, because it's not trying to make any laws or enforce any rules, it just wants everyone to listen to the egg and that's fine, right? The egg’s just friendly, is all. Totally different. And techno's always been one to justify his actions even to the point of contradiction, so his bloodvine-infected state would be perfectly susceptible to this sorta manipulation.

techno with the red drained out of his skin/clothes/cape. I dunno how the vines affect pink but for you pink-haired techno enthusiasts white-haired techno has POTENTIAL

If he was trapped like Sam was, techno would have to give up all his cool gear and stuff to the egg. God once again nerfing techno by having someone take his shit (but also techno having to give up the axe Ranboo made him OH NO-)

Speaking of Ranboo unless I've missed anything, which is possible because no one knows pacing in this house, Ranboo is the only one of the antarctic gang so far to actually know abt the eggpire, so he’d be the point of connection to all this. Maybe he’s the one who brought up that some people were making a new government and techno went to investigate. Next thing you know Techno is coming home but he’s... off, somehow, and red vines start appearing in his basement (bonus Ranboo guilt pog)

if techno joined the eggpire it would mark the first time he and Philza would not only be on opposite sides but legitimately opposed to one another. Imagine the fuckin potential of the Blood god and the angel of death having a fight but also the angst of phil and techno having to fight each other.

If Niki gets in on the anarchy squad you bet your ass she’s gonna help save him. Which means Puffy could get involved and here’s how Puffychu can still win and be on the same side-

also if puffy got involved Tommy could get involved but shhhh thats my innit favoritism showing and this post aint abt him

And now some aftermath stuff for if they were able to un-egg techno: first off some new added trauma because this is techno’s issue with being used and not treated as a person with autonomy cranked up to eleven because he was LITERALLY being controlled so theres some more angst. have fun dealing with that pig boy.

I mentioned techno not being able to hear the voices while under the egg’s influence and would like to extend that to once he’s un-egged he still doesnt have them for a while. They never really left, they were just blocked by the egg’s influence, and after some time recovering he’s able to hear them again but for a while It’s too quiet in his head and he always thought it would be better without the voices but he hates it. sometimes during his recovery, he even misses hearing the egg, because it was an evil supernatural entity, but at least it was something. Anyway eventually he hears a single voice and is overjoyed and starts having a conversation with it, not caring who’s around to hear, and after that the rest slowly start to trickle back.

This one really only works if the egg full-on took over him and he had no memory of being controlled but like, I had this really specific scene in my head of Techno after some recovery time trying to train, feeling like he has to get back to work and catch up for lost time and discovering that his skills...havent actually diminished at all. he’s still as sharp as ever, he has as many supplies as ever, if not more because he was supplying the eggpire too, and this leads to a bit of a crisis for him because he realizes this means he’s been fighting the whole time without any knowledge of who he fought or for what cause and that is the nightmare scenario friends. cue hurt/comfort babey

Techno🤝being scared of the gap in your memory where you did some bad shit🤝Ranboo

but like honestly I dont even like full-on blacked-out mind control as much as a version where techno was aware of everything happening, just in a heavily manipulated state of mind. because thats a way more complicated and compelling dynamic that shows that no one is immune to manipulation and indoctrination and shit, no matter how strong they think they may be. and it preys on c!techno’s existing issues and potential weaknesses. and thats fuckin rad.

Techno🤝having a complicated relationship with the godlike entity that isolated you from your loved ones, emotionally/mentally manipulated you and made you give up your stuff🤝Tommy

But regardless Techno like actually regretting his actions?? feeling bad for what he did while under the egg’s control and trying to make amends with those he hurt?? Can you imagine???

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Im Am my Own Attorney Sir!! (PRO SE) THAT WHAT HAPPENS IN CIVIL COURT.. CRIMINAL COURT THEY APPOINT YOU AN ATTORNEY!! DID YOU MISS THE MEMO. NOW YOU WHERE IN COURT WITH ME WHEN THE JUDGE GAVE THE BRIEFING SCHEDULE ORDER WTF WOULD I BE CONTACTING YOU IF YOU DIDNT OWE ME MONEY. BECAUSE YOU DO NOT REPEAT OWN A BUSINESS NAMED (TITEPHOTOGRAPHY) & ive Already FILED MY COMPLAINT AGAINST YOU. I DNT HAVE A LETTER STATING I OWE YOU SHIT. AND I HAVE FOLLOW SHIT. (FYI) BECAUSE THE ORDER IS BASE OF MY RESPONSE TO THE HEARING WE HAD DEC 19, 2020V@ 9:15AM FOR YOUR DAMAGES.. NOW SUMBODY IS GONNA TELL ME HOW THE FUCK I OWE YOU MONEY AND CAUSE YOU DAMAGES ON A BUSINESS YOU BROUGHT NO PROVE TO COURT YOU OWN.. NO TAX DOCUMENTS/ PERMITS/LICENSE. JUST NOW THIS WHAT I SENT YOUR ATTORNEY. NOW IM NOT SURE IF YOU GOT THE MEMO!! OR A CERTIFIED LETTER FROM LAYWER. HOW DID YOU PROVE YOUR CASE?? I HAVE RECEIPTS(CERTIFIED)💪 NOW THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I SPOKE YOU IN A WEEK.. IF YOU DIDNT KNO YOU HAVE BEEN SERVED📷🎯📷 (PERSONAL SERVICE) YOU BE HEARING FROM ME SOON AGAIN. TRUST😘

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I’ll let you figure it out in court. I have noted this as harassment. If there is anymore that you need to say i advise you to go through the court.

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I already have.. Please call the court OR HAVE YOU ATTORNEY CALL ME PLEASE IVE SENT HIM PLENTY OF EMAILS. PLEASE BECAUSE I WANT A RESPONSE MY MOTION I FILED. AND THE COURT ORDER I FOLLOWED&/FOLLOWING😘

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Let me help you out. We went to court dec 18 2019.

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My motion ABOVE WAS WHAT WAS SUMMITED ON THE 30TH. HOW CUD YOU GET A JUDGEMENT WITHOUT MY LETTER GETTING A RESPONSE.

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as far as the case goes i have nothing i need to do. But imma tell u again you shooting yourself in the foot by creating pages with my name and constantly harrsssing me. So keep on you not doing nothing but giving me more abs more evidence to show the judge.

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YOU WAS FILED IN OPEN COURT @ THE HEARING FOR DAMAGES. HE HEARD YOUR SIDE. AND GOT MY LETTER AND SENT ME NOTHING. WHICH IS WHY IM CONTACTING YOU. SO WE CAN GET THIS SHIT SETTLED..

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Oh so u gonna play stupid . I would try to help you understand but you so hell bent on whatever cause u think you got u won’t listen .therefore i can’t help. Can’t talk to a brick wal

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Show him i want you to. Please 🙏 So We Can Get this Settled.. Im not dropping shit. So the Faster you bring it back up in COURT WOULD BE BETTER.. IM NOT WORRIED

THATS IS YOUR BEST BET😘 BECAUSE I HAVE NO ORDER FROM THE JUDGE👌

Im playing stupid.. Im READY 2 DEFEND.. WHERES MY FUCKING JUDGEMENT LETTER THEN. WHERE YOUR PROVE.

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I’m not worried . As far as the judgement letter i can send u a copy . Makes me no difference since you swear you didn’t get but since your suck the investigator why u didn’t pull it off the court website it’s public record

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Thats not how that work. Its get sent to me its a legal document. But im playing stupid😂😂😂

I dnt have 2 go online i went to the court house and seen the file😘

Its called service of process google it

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If you didn’t get that has nothing to do with me . Your a grown woman if you know the judgement was out there you should get in you car and go to the court and find out what happen. Nevertheless a judgement was made against a u i also told u and u still decided to post, contact me and all of that. I advised u to stop but don’t listen . Your choice i will have my lawyer bring another case it’s fine but you will see. If you don’t then i don’t know what to tell u

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I’m not interested in your legal education that you gain in under a year. Funny that you got so smart legally but you don’t know that all the stuff you doing is considered harassment . What you gonna do when the judge ask u Mrs smith why did you keep contacting me howard? Why did you create pages similiar to his and your not a photographer? I’ll be interested to see what your answer will be.

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Oh but it does have to do with you. Service of process is what you paid a attorney for.. The FUCK THE REASON IM CONTACTING YOU. BECAUSE IVE CONTACTING HIM ALREADY EITHER WAY I NEED THAT LETTER OR WE NEED 2 BE IN A COURTROOM FOR MY MOTION REPLY IF THERE IS ANY CONFUSION CAUSE I NEED A RESPONSE TO MY MOTION. WHICH THE PROBLEM SEEM TO BE YOUR ATTORNEY..

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And you dnt own a photography business i what ive Already SAID IN MY MOTION/LETTER AND IF HE ASK ME IMMA TELL & HIM & YOUTHE SAME SHIT THE FUCK!!!

Without SERVICE OF PROCESS BEING WE ALREADY BEEN TO COURT.. HOW WOULD THAT FALL UNDER HARASSMENT I WOULD CALL LEGAL ABUSE. BECAUSE THATS WHAT IT IS👌

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You need to look up what all consist of owning a business. Then get back with me . Anyway like i said i can send you the letter since you swear you didn’t get it . If not then go get it from the court. Your choice and u keep hitting this book button. Exactly what I’m talking bout harassment

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I will leave this stream open if you need to contact me this way you will have to answer in court to every thing you contact me about. Not gonna keep blocking you and your 50 pages . Let me know if you need that letter i got you .

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I Appreciate you Leaving a Way to contact you FORMALLY I REALLY DO. AND YES I NEED THAT LETTER😘 THANK YOU. BELIEVE OR NOT I DONT GOT NO PROBLEM WIT YOU. LETS JUST GET THIS SHIT TAKING CARE OF!

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I aint hit or hitting no book button. What are you talking about?

Im talking to you now. What are you talking about? Im not even on your Titephotography page. Im in your inbox typing you

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Ok so if you don’t have no problem with me for real why you creating pages? Trying to befriend my family members and all that ?

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Check your email i have sent it to you

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I need it sent from the judge OR YOUR ATTORNEY to me in order for me to FOLLOW IT. I APPRECIATE THE COPY😘 THANK YOU!! I BE IN TOUCH!! I MESSAGE YOU ON HERE TO FOLLOW UP..

AND WHEN DID YOU GET YOUR LETTER?

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Did you get my Email?

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Terrible u done created that emails you can’t keep up with em

you didn’t answer my question ?

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I can KEEP UP!! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS HIT REPLY AND SEND THE PICTURE OF THE LETTER.. I THOUGHT YOU GOT CONFUSED.. SO I ASK YOU NICELY IF YOU COULD IT AGAIN. NOW I TRYING TO NOT TALK CRAZY TO YOU.. AND GET THIS HANDLE I DNT NEED YOUR SMART ASS COMMENTS TALKING BOUT I CANT KEEP UP WIT MY SHIT..

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Wel u choosing when to talk you blocked me until u needed the paper but you still avoiding my question i asked

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Im choosing when to TALK?! we Are & Was In A Legal Dispute.. YOU CANT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS EITHER I BLOCK YOU OR YOUR BLOCKING 50 ACCOUNTS OF MINES WHICH ONE IS IT?

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Ok so u right we are in a legal dispute . So i can have the lawyers battle out. I’m baffled as to the point of all the extra stuff u doing . Still lost on this entire thing . I sent u the order to your email go through and check all of them I’m going to bed . I tied to many times to try and be civilized with you about this but you just keep pressing. The issue of nothing.

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CAN WE HANDLE ONE THING @ A TIME... CAN I GET THE EMAIL YOU SAID YOU SENT? PLEASE!! THE EMAIL WAS 1ST. THING IS WHY I HAVENT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!!

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No it actually wasn’t i asked u the same question i just first presented as if u had to answer it in court .

And like u said it should come from the judge you can get it from them i sent it to the email i had on file for you. I can’t help you any further since your picking and choosing. What to address and what not to

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Which email is that if its not from one from TherapeuticSoultion@gmail.com because my other accouts are disabled.. If Its not one of the emails accounts i just reply & CC You👌(FYI)

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The Judgement the only thing we need 2 be ADDRESSING THE FUCK!! DNT U WANT YOU MONEY & YA COURT ORDER FOR HARASSMENT.. I CANT FOLLOW SOMETHING I DIDN'T GET. SO THAT ON YOU GUD NIGHT IM JUST TRYING TO GET THIS SHIT TAKING CARE OF I FIND A WAY. THANKS AWAY😘

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U told the court u have no income . So what money ? U swore u had no job so what money? Ur know so much law that you should know you shouldn’t do anything to affect your case but you still posting stuff that you went to court bout. Still slandering my name . Amongst other things. So don’t try to play me with u just trying to get it all handled if that was the case you would go to the court house and find the judgement

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umarry mwe, noyt (marry me, tony)

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the married version of -"i wasnt that drunk last night" -"you asked tony if he was single and cried when he said that he wasnt"

ft. steve rogers drunk off magic whiskey and momentarily forgot he was married to his husband

bird brain #1 tin can, we got ur boy DRUNK af on magic whiskey from thor. u aint gonna wanna miss it……...

Tony had been not so subtly checking his phone during the meeting, so when he’d gotten the text from Clint, he immediately jumped out of his chair and headed straight for the door in the middle of whatever the guy (he was pretty sure that he was an important guy or something), yelling something about a family emergency over his shoulder. He had faith that Pepper could handle whatever the Secretary of State (that’s who he was) was on about.

He, in the meantime, had a husband who was drunk for the first time in over seventy years. And not just drunk, completely and utterly fucking plastered, according to Clint, but he didn’t tell him anything more, the rest of his texts vague, blurry one second videos of someone yelling, well, slurring really, his name.

“Steven! I have a gift for you,” Thor wasted no time at all with greetings or any other menial things of that caliber when he strode into the kitchen, holding up a metal flask with intricate etchings swirling up the sides and small tendrils of blue steam leaking out from the seam between the lid and the body of the flask.

He pressed it into Steve’s hands after pulling him in for a rough bear hug. Steve looked confused to say the least, and a little worried, “Did I forget a special day or-”

“No no, don’t worry, I remembered that you mentioned you missed getting drunk and brought this back for you. It gets you as drunk as you want to be,” Thor explained as Steve widened in wonder in excitement. He pulled him down for a quick hug, squeezing tightly.

“I’m gonna get fucking bent,” he declared, unscrewing the top and downing the entire thing, ears deaf to Thor’s warnings to take it easy, memories of him and Bucky sneaking a half empty bottle of rum up on to the roof of their apartment at 15, the sweet, smooth liquor sliding down his throat.

It tasted familiar and homely, a strange mix of cold nights in his apartment in the ‘30s and the warmth and the camaraderie of the fire from the campsites during the war and exhausted nights and slow mornings with Tony, all condensed into a sweet, sweet flavour that he’d definitely never had before, but it made him want to find Tony and hug him and hold him.

He loved him so, so, so, so much. He was great. No. Greater. Than everything, all the things. Even Lucky Charms. The best.

He should marry him someday. It’s legal now.

Somehow, sometime, Thor had moved him into the living room and onto the couch. The rest of the team, sans Tony, so really just a bunch of people with powers, were surrounding him. “How do you feel Steve?” Bruce asked, slightly concerned. It wasn't that he didn't trust his boyfriend’s planet’s culture’s magic whiskey, he just-- no. He lied. He didn't trust magic whiskey of any kind. Not after that night with Strange.

Steve squinted up at him for a good five seconds and then pitched into a monologue.

“‘m g’d Dr. Mr. Squish’Sci’n. S’what T’ny calls th’ bi-ol-o-gee. He’s’a funny guy. An’ an’ an’ he’s great. D’y think he’s great, Dr. Mr. Bi?” Steve barely paused a second before rambling on, “C’se I do. ‘n tha’s the truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth,” he lolled his head back on the couch when he dragged out the ‘u’, staying quiet for barely a second again before giggling to himself, shoulders shaking and tears gathering into the corners of his eyes.

“Guys!” He said, straightening up again with the urgency as if he had the cure for cancer. “Toe-knee,” he delivered, eyes wide and began giggling again. And then stopped when everyone else was silent, staring back at him. “Guys,” he whined, slumping, “Toe-knee,” he said again, with more emphasis, rolling his eyes when no-one got it.

He blinked up at them for a few more seconds and then flopped over on his side so he was lying in the fetal position on the couch, hugging a pillow, half his face buried in it. “You ok buddy?” Clint asked, slipping his phone into his pocket. Steve made a whiny, sort of distressed noise into the pillow.

“No,” he said, almost-- definitely petulantly, “I miss Tony,” he mumbled morosely, eyes big and sad and lined with tears, “I love him so, so, so, so, so much, an’ his super super smart an’ funny an’ really f’ckin’ hot an’ his ass is the best an’ I love him an’ I miss him an-”

“What horrible things has your magic whiskey done to our capsicle?” Tony (Tony!!!!) said, walking into the living room to see everyone surrounding the couch.

“TONY!!” An adorably messy head of hair shooting up into view, yelling his name in a ridiculously happy way that made a warmth spread across his chest (he was fairly sure that it wasn’t the arc reactor) because yes they’d been married a year (a whole fucking year) and a couple weeks and they’d been dating for four years on top of that, but he would bet Dum-e that they’d both be old and grayer and the most stereotypical old married couple ever and the warmth in his chest and teenager-giddiness he felt whenever Steve seemed excited or happy just to see him, would never fade.

Tony walked over to the back of the couch, running a hand through his hair, kissing his forehead when he made a very content noise in the back of his throat, which was definitely a purr - Steve Rogers was a cat disguised as a Super-Soldier, he’d been saying it for years.

“You almost gave me a heart attack there, buddy,” he teased, hand still in Steve’s hair, playing with it with the tips of his fingers. His words had an immediate effect on Steve, ‘Guilty-Mother-Hen’ mode fully engaged, “‘m s’ry T’ny, I n’vr’ wan’ hurt’y’. I l’ve y’t’much. D’y need’a bandaid?” Jesus, whatever Thor had given him was good.

“I’m fine, honey,” he reassured him. Steve squinted up at him for a few seconds and then seemingly decided that he wasn’t actively dying or in need of dire assistance, because he nodded, affirmatively, and then launched into a speil of how much he loved Tony, for the second time, he deduced from everyone’s eyerolls.

Tony knew all of it already, Steve had told him (sober) at their wedding, when he proposed, whispered during thousands of mornings and nights spent together, too many times in hospitals straight out of the ICU, but hearing it, from such a carefree, innocent manner, in a way he hadn’t seen on Steve in, well, ever was something new entirely that made his heart do funny things for many different reasons he didn't have any time to unpack right now.

Because Steve was pawing clumsily at his chest, fumbling with his shirt buttons, batting his tie out of the way. “-an’, an’ he’s’m’ li’-ni. Ni’li’t.” he frowned, adorably, sticking his tongue out and carefully saying ‘night light’, hands still pawing at Tony's chest.

“He keep’s’all th’ ni’mares faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar’away. C’se I don’ like th’ dark an’ he’s’m’ night-light,” he continued conversationally, looking up from Tony’s chest to his eyes, “he’s s’s’s’s’s’s’s’s’ good t’me, an’ he’s’a good guy, an’ I l’ve him.”

Tony swallowed past a lump in his throat, which was ridiculous because Steve was drunk off his ass and had no clue what he was saying or doing, a drunk man’s actions, sober man’s thoughts, floating to the front of his mind, and kissed Steve’s forehead again. “You’re good to me too, sweetheart,” he murmured against the crown of his head. Steve was positively beaming when he pulled away. He could power the fucking sun with that smile.

He gasped excitedly, back straightening up and pawing at Tony’s hands until he held them, “T’ny, T’ny, T’ny. Can’y’ marry me? I think we’d be good t’g’ther an’ I pr’mise t’be the bestest husband for you!”

Tony chuckled, along with the rest of the team, who were all recording them. “Steve,” he said gently, considering his next words, he couldn’t pass this up and his husband had forgotten that they were married, after all.

“Honey, I’m already married,” he said, a small smile playing on his lips as he held up his left hand, showing him a simple gold ring.

“Oh.”

Steve dropped like a puppet with it’s strings cut, hand sliding out Tony’s, drooping over the back of the couch, like a dejected golden retriever, eyes welling up with tears.

He looked heartbroken.

Tony was practically a criminal now. But before he could reassure him (and/or turn himself in to the NYPD), Steve looked up at him, tears slipping down his face, “‘m s’ry T’ny. I hope- I hope that whoev- whoe’ver y’ married to is th’ best. C’se y’ deserve the best, T’ny, c’se, c’se y’ greater.”

“Steve, honey,” Tony said, thickly, dropping to his knees and reaching up to brush away his tears, “I have the best, baby, I’m married to you,” he picked up Steve’s left hand and pressed a kiss to his ring, and then gently tugging it off, showing him the inscription on the inside, I’m not half as good at anything as I am when I’m doing it next to you. He slipped it back on his finger when Steve had finished reading it and was staring at Tony in nothing short of wonderment, and wound his fingers through his.

Tony leaned forwards and kissed Steve on the lips, slow and gentle, trying to pour every bit of emotion he felt towards him into the kiss, with every swipe of his tongue he tried to convey how much he meant to him. Steve tasted of honey and apple and home.

When they finally pulled away, the sheer joy, happiness and pure love on his face was unrivalled by anything Tony had ever seen. Forget powering the sun, he was bright enough for the entire fucking universe.

“Do I make you happy?” he whispered, reverently, gazing up at Tony, hand winding clumsily, but gentle, through his hair Tony kissed the corner of his mouth “Steven Grant Rogers, you make me happier than I’ve ever been.”

“How are you not hungover?” Tony grumbled, incredulously, walking into the kitchen and wrapping his arms around Steve’s waist from behind, hindering his breakfast-cooking, and he pressed an absent minded kiss to his back, letting his forehead fall forwards to rest in between his shoulder blades and slipping his eyes shut.

Steve flipped the last pancake, then shut off the hob and turned around to hug Tony properly, kissing his forehead as a good morning greeting. They stood hugging for a couple minutes as the rest of the team trickled in, including Sam and Bucky who were ‘out of town’ yesterday. They broke apart when Clint started throwing Cheerios at them, for being too sickly sweet and domestic too early in the day. Tony flipped him off and tugged a stack of pancakes towards him, drowning in them in syrup.

He mused silently, flicking through something on a StarkPad while digging through his pancakes. He turned to face Steve, “Wait, wait, Steve, how are you not hungover?” Steve gave him an odd look, “Tony, honey, I don’t think I was that drunk.”

Around them the rest of the Avengers hid various degrees of laughter behind food and cups of coffee, “What?” Steve asked, looking around, confused. Yeah, he couldn’t remember what had happened past pounding Thor’s magic whiskey, but that didn’t mean he was that drunk, right?

“Steve…” Natasha started, lowering her fork, “you asked Tony to marry you.”

“So what, we’re married,” Steve said, smiling at Tony. He didn’t think he’d ever get over the fact that he was married to the incredible man sitting next to him.

“Tony said that he was already married and you cried,” Natasha finished, taking a sip of her coffee.

The back of Steve’s neck heated up in embarrassment and he turned to Tony, betrayed. Tony, in return, shrugged and said, “You did forget that we were married.” When Steve just back stared at him, he kissed his cheek in apology, “You were a very sweet drunk.”

Later, when they were lying in bed, Steve flicking through a book and Tony running through a couple schematics on a StarkPad, when Steve suddenly turned to Tony, shutting his book and putting it on his nightstand, “You have a video of me when I was drunk right?”

Tony looked up at him, “Yeah, JARVIS had it saved to my Steve folder.”

“Can I watch it?”

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“You know,” Steve began, when the video shut of, curling an arm around Tony’s shoulders and kissing his cheek, “all’a that’s true, you’re my best guy.” Tony blushed, a dark flush spreading over his cheeks, “You fucking meatball,” he mumbled, hiding his face in Steve’s shirt. They’d been together for half a decade he shouldn’t still be blushing over lines from the fucking forties.

“Yeah,” Steve conceded, pulling Tony closer, “but you married me.”

“Yeah,” Tony said, softer than than he intended, “I did,” he pulled back a little to kiss Steve, unhurried and gentle, warm, soft lips sliding against each other, the slightest hint of tongue slipping in.

“I love you, even if you did forget that we were married,” Tony said, against Steve’s lips when they pulled away, breathing a little hard. “Won’t happen again,” Steve murmured, far too distracted by Tony’s reddening lips, kissing him in between words, “promise.”

The next time Steve got drunk, a few months later, on his birthday, Tony wrote ‘PROPERTY OF STARK INDUSTRIES’ on his forehead, to make sure he stayed true to his promise.

Steve was grinning uncontrollably for the entire night after he saw his reflection.

[blackpantherismyish]

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Does He Do It & Mr. Steal Your Girl

Word Count: 2.4K

Warning(s): A lil bit of fluff, Smuuuut, Justin is being a fuckwad

Listen to: Does He Do It & Mr. Steal Your Girl by Trey Songz

A/N: Dedicated to @vanitykocaine 

Conversation: Italics

Song Lyrics: Bond

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After that encounter between Vanity and Erik, he seemed to pop by more often. Justin was also in and out of town so Vanity didn't mind the company. Sometimes they would just hang around to drink and smoke. More times than none they would end up fucking. Today just seemed like one of those days.

It's just me and you tonight

And I'm at the point where

I don't ever wanna share you ever again

Erik didn't mind spending his day with Vanity. It was something about that made him enjoy her company way more than he'd imagined.

Erik🤤😈: Imma slide through. Leave the door open.

VMonaé🥃😍: How far away are you?

Erik🤤😈: Down the street.

VMonaé🥃😍: Aight.

Pausing in her cooking process, Vanity walked out of the kitchen and unlocked the door. Vanity wasn't one to usually cook a big meal but tonight was different. Tonight was her birthday. In the process of cooking her pasta, she heard the front door open.

“Erik?” She called out, lifting her head and turning around. A grinning Erik stood in the walkway of the kitchen with bag in his hand.

“That's what they call me.” He chuckled, sitting the bag on the table and opened his arms. Wiping her hands, she shuffled her way to Erik and hugged him as tight as her small arms could.

“Happy Birthday lil one.” Erik rested his hands in the dip of her back and looked down at her.

“Thank you.” Vanity beamed looking back up at him.

“Where's that lil nigga of yours, huh?” Erik let her go and she walked back to the counter next to stove.

When you first showed me the kitten, girl you knew I was a freak (damn right)

You knew ya swag was gon` do somethin` to me

You keep tellin` me one day you his, then one day you want me

Won`t you stop all the pretendin` what the business gon` be

Her shoulders lifted in a shrug. “I don't even know.”

“So, whatever business trip he's on is way more important than your birthday?” Erik took a box out of the bag he arrived with and sat it on the table. Not feeling like continuing this conversation, Vanity sighed and shook her head.

“Yeah I guess. Look can we stop talking about this? Wasn't tryna be upset for my birthday.” She glanced over her shoulder to see Erik nod and motion her over to him.

“Yeah… C’mere though.” Erik took off his gold rimmed glasses and rested them on the table.

“Erik, I'm trying to-" Vanity began to protest.

“Vanity… Just come here.” His voice was stern, which was something she still wasn't used to. Putting spoon she had in her hand down she made her way back to Erik.

“What is that?” She looked down at the box that sat on the table. Chuckling, Erik slid it over to her.

“Open it and Find out.”

Raising an eyebrow, Vanity grabbed the box and opened it. Seeing what was inside, she nearly had a heart attack.

“ERIK!?” She squeaked. It was an Emerald Green 18k gold necklace with matching earrings.

“You ain't gotta yell. I'm right here.” He laughed.

“H-how…” She just stared at the jewelry in awe.

“Don't worry bout it. Just enjoy it.” Erik smiled, looking down at her. Seeing her happy made him happy and that was all that mattered

I`ve been promisin` you something more than jus` a couple weeks

Been rollin` round and jumpin` in and out bed

A real decisions what I need and girl it`s time for you to make it

And while ya takin` it look at me girl and tell me one thing

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“Girl, how do I know if the shrimp is done?” Erik stood over the stove, looking down at the shrimp in the pan.

“The outside should be pink with red tails and they should be a lil white.”

“I guess these lil muthafuckas down then.” Erik stirred the pot and put the lid on. Turning the stove down, he walked up behind Vanity, who was mixing some soft of drink. Grabbing her waist, he closed the space between the two of them.

“What you over here mixing lil girl?” Erik leaned down and kissed on her neck lightly.

Vanity could only giggle. “It's called Crip Walk Hooch.” Erik lifted his head to look down at her.

“Crip Walk Hooch?” He questioned.

“Yeah. That's what I said.” She started to laugh.

“How it taste?” Erik rubbed his hands up and down Vanity's hips as she mixed the drink. Grabbing a small cup she poured Erik a small bit and lifted it up to his mouth. Erik took a sip and instantly fell in love.

“Damn… I aint know you could mix like that.” Erik licked the drink off his lips and looked down at her.

“There's a lot you don't know about me.” Vanity brushed her hips against Erik's to move him out of the way but that only made him grip her hips tighter.

“Oh really?” Erik leaned back down and kissed up a trail from the sweet spot on her neck to the skin behind her ear. Rubbing his growing erection against her ass, he chuckled and whispered in her ear. “Try me and See.”

Posted up in the kitchen you teachin` me how to cook

Then it pop off on the counter and we make alot of fuss

Then I take over the teachin and you know what i`ll do first

Moving them from the counter, Erik shuffled and bent Vanity over the kitchen table. She didn't protest.

“I've been around you for a minute baby girl.” Erik's hands kneading the flesh of her ass as she bit her lip to contain a moan that was destined to escape.

“S-so?” Vanity tried to contain herself but it wasn't working out for her.

“So, I'm pretty sure I know your body by now.” One of Erik's hands slipped into the back of her shorts and Vanity knew she was done for. His thick fingers rubbing against her clit through the thin material of her panties she slowly became undone.

“Eri-"

“Ah… you know the deal..” Erik pulled down her shorts along with her panties and stared down at her already dripping pussy.

“Daddy please..” She pushed her back against him to create some soft of friction. Erik brought his hand down against her backside causing her to cry out and halt her movements.

“Please what, babygirl?” Erik unbuckled his jeans and pushed them down on his hips.

“Please fuck me Daddy.” Vanity whined looking back at him. This nigga had the audacity to tease her… on HER birthday.

“Birthday girl wants Daddy to fuck her up?” Erik teased her opening, rubbing his tip up and down while holding her hips still.

“Mmmmm.” She moaned out, gripping the edge of the table.

“Well all you had to do was say so baby girl.” Erik chuckled pushing himself inside and grabbing ahold of her hips as he began to thrust his own. In no time, Vanity's slickness had coated Erik and he slipped in and out of her with ease.

Does he do it, Does he do it, Does he do it

Does he do it, Does he do it, Does he do it (Do It)

Like I do it, Like I do it, Like I do it, Like I do it

Like I do it, Like I do it, Like I do it (Do It)

When I do it I betcha he don't make you cum like I do

The way Erik was grinding in and out of Vanity, she could feel every pulse of the vein on the underside of his dick. The way it throb as he circulated his hips and rocking into her with ease just turned her on even more. Her manicured nails dug into the side of the table and her hips began to bounce back into Erik's.

“Oh shit… Look at you baby girl, throwing that ass back on Daddy's dick…” Erik's hand caressed the dip in her back while he quickened the speed of his hips. His fingers squeezing her sides as the ripples in her ass put him in a trance. They increased as the pace of Erik's hips increased.

“Does he do it like I do, baby girl?” Erik leaned down and kissed Vanity on her shoulder.

“N-no Daddy.” Vanity moaned, looking over her shoulder to stare Erik in the face.

“Who's pussy is this?” Erik grabbed a fist full of her hair and pulled her head off the table. Vanity's voice seemed to disappear.

“Don't make me ask you again.” Erik started to slam his hips into Vanity's, making the table legs creak under pressure. “I-its yours.” Vanity whined, biting her lip. Not satisfied Erik lifted himself up, pulling Vanity by her hair so that her back was against his chest. Reaching his other hand around, he gripped her throat and lifted her chin so that her ear was right next to his mouth.

“I. Didn't. Hear. You.” Each word was accompanied by a thrust of growing intensity until Erik slammed into her gspot. Legs buckling she grabbed onto his arm for leverage and mustered up all her strength into her response.

“IT'S YOURS!” She screamed before releasing all over Erik. With a few hard thrusts, Erik came. Panting, Vanity held onto his arm for dear life.

“Let's eat… We gonna need all the energy we can get.” Erik chuckled, pulling out of Vanity and holding her up as she regained her mobility.

“This is going to be a long night…” Vanity thought to herself.

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After her birthday Erik started to become distant. He wasn't at the club as much and they didn't hang out as much as they used to. Though she felt a way, Vanity was used to this kind of treatment. Especially after dealing with Justin for so long. So this didn't really take a toll on her emotions as much as she thought it would.

5 months of Erik's silence pushed Vanity to work out her strained relationship with Justin. He promised to be home more and he promised to pay more attention to her. Vanity wanted to believe it but it was getting hard.

Baby I'mma be straight up

Don’t waste no time

I know you ain't my, you ain't my baby

Do you think about us

Do I cross your mind anytime

As Vanity got dressed backstage, her mind drifted to her first interaction with Erik. She would admit it. She missed him. He made her feel such joy whenever he was around. Her thoughts were interrupted by knocking on her door.

I know that you, you’re taken

It’ll never change

'Cause it’s always been that way

But you know that you

Can’t fake it

He can’t give you what I got here right now

“Come in.” Vanity called to the door. Looking up in the mirror, her eyes met Justin's.

“Hey babe.” He called, walking up behind her and kissing her cheek.

“What brings you in here?” Vanity stood from her stool and turned to face him.

“I uh… I got call out do town again.” Justin rubbed his neck, avoiding eye contact with Vanity.

“You're kidding right?” Vanity raised her eyebrow, staring into the side of Justin's face.

“Nah… They called earlier today.” Justin finally looked up.

“Justin you promised!” Vanity stomped her foot, staring at him.

Girl I know what you want

No phones, we ain’t even gotta talk

Next time that he leave you all alone

I’m gon’ come through, replace him

Vanity was fuming. She was about to go off when he phone vibrated.

Erik🤤😈: So you missed me?

Rolling her eyes, she put her phone back down and went back to Justin.

“Baby I know i promised.” Justin began.

“Obviously not! You're leaving again.” Vanity threw her hands in the air as she glared at Justin.

“Baby, I can't just ignore it.” Justin groaned.

“Why the fuck not Justin? You ignore everything else” She rolled her eyes, folding her arms.

I’m gonna watch you

Get naked

I’m gonna tell you

Girl take it

Next time that he leave you all alone

I’ll give you all the love he not

I’m about to take his spot

“I just…” Justin sighed, looking at her. Shaking her head, she went back to the counter. Just then there was a knock on your door.

“Vanity.” The voice of her boss called.

“Yeah?” She called back, putting her things away to get ready to go on stage.

“Someone is requesting you.”

Vanity rolled her eyes and sighed, “Well tell them I'm busy right now.”

“He ain't taking no for an answer.”

Frowning Vanity looked up, glancing at Justin and then to her boss. “Well who the fuck is it?”

“Some dude named Killmonger.” The mention of that name made Vanity freeze.

“¿Quien?” Vanity blinked.

“Killmonger.” Shooting a glance at Justin, Vanity finished shoving the stuff away.

“I'm coming. Justin we’ll talk later.” Vanity rushed out of the room.

“Where you going?” Justin followed behind her as she went out of the floor to search for Erik. He wouldn't be very hard to miss.

“To handle my business Justin, now go handle yours.” Vanity finally spotted Erik, he was leaning against the bar with a whiskey glass. Much like their second encounter. Once his eyes landed on her from across the room, He smiled, showing a new set of golden fronts in his mouth. Vanity almost completely forgot Justin was behind her.

Let your man know that

Mr. Steal Your Girl is back

So let your man know that

Mr. Steal Your Girl is back, back

Motioning her to come to him, Erik sipped  from his cup. Vanity’s feet carried across the room and she soon stood in front of the 6’4 beast. 

“Hey babygirl… You missed Daddy?” Erik licked his lips, looking down at Vanity whose face was red and flustered. 

“Y-yeah.” Was all she could say. 

“Is that lil nigga right there?” Erik used his near empty glass to motion to Justin. Vanity nodded. 

“Vanity who is that?” Justin finally walked up to the pair. Vanity turned to face Justin and sighed slightly. 

“This is Er-” Her sentence was stopped when Erik’s hand grabbed the back of her throat.

“Address me right, lil girl.” Erik leaned down so that his face was right next to hers.

“T-this is Daddy.” Vanity whimpered looking at Justin. At a loss for words, Justin just shook his head and walked away. 

“Now babygirl… Get yo stuff. I missed you and I know that pussy missed me too.” Erik sat his cup down on the bar and Vanity leaned back against him.

 “She really did Daddy.” She moaned as his hand travelled down her back. 

“Good… Cause Daddy is going to have her talking all night.” 

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[theaterboyinwonderland]

U make me answer 25 q I make u answer 1-50 :^)

Hey! Fuck you you hoe :D Tumblr mobile wouldnt let me.copy paste so i wrote this shit in a google doc admire how.much energy i put into this. You fuck 1) counter couch or top of the dryer? Easy couch its comfy and easy to sit on. Plus diff postions are easier2) Your last sexual encounter? Good or bad and why? Depends,  do u count phone sex? If so ugh…? A week ago? irl probs like...4 or 5 months ago. For real sex like 2 or 3 years. Phone sex was good! My mans hot. Irl dude was also goo! Hes a pretty close friend ive hooked up with b4 and probs will later but eh. And for real sex god he sucked. Last longer bro3)Fictional person you think would be good in bed? Lust from FMA.4)Something that never fails to make you horny?  A guy biting my neck and saying “like that baby/love/ect” my neck is SUPER sensitive and a homie love a good pet name5)Where is one place youd never have sex? A hospice 6)The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when? I was with the dude from 2 and we were both WASTED. He like wanted me.to blow him so naturally i did but he thrusted into me without telling me. Now heres the thing i got a gag reflex but i can control it kinda well. Drunk me however cant and if a long phallic thing goes down outta nowhere i also cant. Anyway so i puked on him. Needless to say we didnt finish that night. 7) Weirdest thing to ever turn you on? When i was a kid id get horny  hearing the sex sounds from fable. Which after replaying them are SOOO bad8)What is the best way to sexually bind someone?Im a sub bottom dude dont fuvking ask me. Probs get them to love you?9)Fastest way to make you horny? Pin me to a bed force eye contact and then kiss/bite me neck/throat. Dirty talk also helps.10Top or bottom? Bottom 11)We were about to have sex but then…. I probs said im tired 12)Is one orgasm enough ? Are multiple necessary? SEE…depends..i fucking HATE over stim. I legit banned jd from doing it to me. THAT BEING SAID. If irs an ALL NIGHT thing and i only.cum.once (probs at the end edging fuck) im gonna be a mess. 13)Something you've hidden in your room that you dont want anyone to find? The body14)Weirdest  nickname a SO has ever called you? Ugh...idk ive never gotten more than babe till i started dating jd and his are nice like baby/my prince/my everything. I use cringy ones like darling  sweetie honey. Ughh t help one guy see if he liked she/her pronouns i called him princess. He later decided he like he/him so i just called him my prince15)Two things u like about oral? Taste, hearing a guy get more horny and start that low whimper/moan when they're close.16) weirdest sexual act someone has ever preformed  or tried to perform on you? All of my so and shit are basic af. Bondage and a collar are the furthest anyone has asked me. Though  a random asked if i was cool with water sports.17)Have u ever tasted yourself? Ive tasted my cum and it was….okay? Ive never sucked myself a bitcg aint flexable.18)Is it ever okay to not use a condom? Ive…never…..used….one...haha….19)Who was the sexiest teacher u ever had? I never had one but FUCK there one this one just outta college  history teacher (who apt had a big dick) and like DAMN he was fine.20)A food you would like to use during a sexual experience? I dont really wanna do food stuff? Its to messy and like...a waste of food? 21)How big is to big? 10+22)One sexual thing you would never do? IF YOUR FEET EVEN COME CLOSE TO FUCKING TOUCHING ME.23)biggest turn on? Wasn't this a q already? On a guy in gen i love singers. Abs and blonde hair dont hurt. Also being taller than me.24)Three spots that drive u insane? Neck hips collar bone25)Worst possible time to get horny? At work sense i work with old people (hey cas coulda stopped here you furry pope fucker)26)Do u like it when yoursexual partner moans? HELL FUCKING YEAH I DO! Im super audio based and i lovethat. I also have a praise kink so like moans are basically praise27)Worst sexual idea you ever had? What if i was straight?28)How much fapping is to much fapping? Ugh...HMMM...if you do it more than 3 times EVERY day maybe stop 29)Best sexual compliment youve ever had? So at the party me and the friend were at there wa:. Him. My ex. And another fuck buddy of.mine. a q came up about who gives rhe best head and whos the best kisser AND ALL OF THEM SAID ME. I was like “i am a damn good kisser “ and my ex said “fuck ya he is”30)Bald, landing strip, jumanji? Do whatever idc. Hairs hair.31)Is it good sex if you dontnut? No. Im impatient and needy.32) If they *love me* we fucking33)Fav part of your body? My eyes! I think they're nice. Other than that i hate myself lmao34)Fav forplay activities.  Idk never done much. Pinned make out sound like a blast with grinding35)Love or sex? Love. Id rather have someone who really cares about me over a good fuck.36)What do u wear to bed? Underwear.  Im not a pj or commando kinda guy37)First time u masturbated? Ugh….i must been like 11? It was b4 like i ever knew what it was and b4 i could cum. 38)Do u have any nude/masturbating pics/ videos of yourself? My boyfriend lives in another country, what do u think?39)Have you ever/when was the last time u had sex outside. Ive never had SEX but ive blown a couple.dudes in either a park or a park bathroom.  One time.in a casino parking lot40)Have/wouldu have sex in public. See 39? Full blown sex PROBS NAH but bjs probs 41)Have/would u have a 3some?Ive had one! The ex and the fuck buddy while me and the ex were together.  We never fucked but we all blew each other. Slash im down for a polyam resltionship if my partner is so id always be down. Slash slash me and jd are horny as fuck and have talked about having threesomes b4 so ye42)What is 1 random object you've used to masturbate? Ugh…? I humped my bed b4? Idfk?43)Have/would u ever masturbate at work/school. Ive blown several guys at school. So yeah id jo there.  Work ive debated but thats cause SOMEONE os a fucking tease. 44)Have/would u ever have sex on a plane. No45)What is one song youd like.to have sex to? Dead girl walking.46)What is something nonsexual that makes you horny ? Hey fuck u i said this one47)Most attractive celeb? Thomas sanders or tom holland. now THATD be a threesome. Please no one show thomas this.48)Do u watch gay/lesbian poor? Why/why not? HMM I FUCKING WONDER49) If a child was born on the occasion of the last time u had sex, how old would that child be? 2 or 3 years old. God i need to get fucked. Soon50)Has anyone ever posted nude pics of.you online? No and if they do I'll murder the prick.Thanks for the qs cas i stg the next time u post an over 50 ask im.making u do them all :’) love you bb 💛 that was more fun than i thought itd be

[sorikkung]

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ soft bias tag

stolen not tagged bc im a fucking pleb who doesnt get tagged in shit ripppp LONG POST WARNING IM SORRY MOBILE USERS

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 1. WHO IS YOUR BIAS?

i really can’t choose between got7′s bambam and stray kids’ felix bc both are my ults so fuck the system i’m gonna do this as a poly au bc the world needs more poly shit and felix and bambam would be such a good pair

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 2. WHAT MADE YOU NOTICE THEM?

i noticed bambam first, technically i first glanced him in girls girls girls bc i was anime trash before i was kpop trash and he rEALLY looked like nishinoya from haikyuu so i called him nishinoya and thought he’d just be a first glance bias, until i saw a compilation of got7s dumbest moments and most of them were jackbam and i saw two specific clips that i recall, the one where they had to do the ugly dance of gggs outside the jyp building and bambam literally spazzed on the floor?? and the iconic how do you know im not big moment. i looked at him and went “tHAT ONE. THAT ONE, I WANT THE TRASH CHILD.” been in love ever since.

felix singlehandedly got me to stan stray kids, i first glanced changbin in hellevator then highkey forgot abt them as the show aired. then my friend sent me this clip of felix’s verse in grr from the live stage bc at this point the album hadnt even dropped yet. i was shook to the next dimension from his deep ass voice and his growling and i wanted to hear more so i watched the show and only fell in love with him more.

i betcha if this poly were to happen felix would see bambam dabbing and go “OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE STILL DABBING IN 2K18″ and bambam would see felix dabbing and be like “OMG HES CONTINUING MY LEGACY” and they’d hit it off from there

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 3. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEM?

for both of them, i love how they’re both absolute crackheads. like they’re actually so stupid and what the fuck is going through their heads???? they make me smile like and idiot and laugh like no other so of course i love them. plus they have this adorable sweet side to them apart from them being memes and its so heartwarming to see that soft side come out, it makes them so much more of a three dimensional character cause there’s all these sides to them and they’re like so hardworking too and did i mention handsome? plus their love for their members ugh i could go on!!!

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 4. WHO WOULD INITIATE SKINSHIP MORE?

tough call bc im a HOE for affection and skinship but id honestly be too afraid to make them uncomfortable/be too clingy that they’d get annoyed at me so at first it would probably be felix bc lets be real. he comes from stray kids. have you seen bang chan? they bring skinship to a new level. once we all get settled in tho, i bet the three of us would be physically inseperable.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 5. WHO WOULD HOG BLANKETS MORE?

literally all of us. i always end up biasing ppl similar to me sigh we’d be so fucking wild. i betcha that would be the one thing we have regular fights over. who hogged the blanket this time???

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 6. WHO WOULD BE MORE CLINGY?

felix. as mentioned in the initiate skinship, hes really clingy. then it would be me bc i am too. but thats not to say bambam isnt clingy, he’d be super clingy too but me and felix would bring it up a notch.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 7. WHO WOULD SAY ‘I LOVE YOU’ FIRST?

m e. i’d just let it slip out after they do some dumb shit and id just go “wow youre such a fucking dumb dork i actually love you” and then have an o shit moment.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 8. WHO WOULD BE MORE EASILY FLUSTERED?

M E bc bambam is a smOOTH motherfucker and felix is an affectionate motherfucker and i am w e a k although i feel like they’d be easily flustered if they were teased, which i would do, but i think i’d be flustered the most.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 9. WHAT CUDDLING POSITION WOULD YOU TWO HAVE?

i wanna be sandwiched inbetween them bc im shorter than both of them lmaoo. but i bet we’d all bicker of who’s turn it is to be in the middle. another one would be when sitting on the couch, and we’d sit in eachothers laps in height order. itll work somehow.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 10. WHICH COLORS REMIND YOU OF THEM AND WHY?

bambam makes me think of black, white, red, and purple. black and white is bc his fashion sense is like modern and chic and those were also his most iconic hair colours. red because of his signature eyeshadow. purple just seems like a colour that would suit him, it’s royal and elegant but also homey and familiar?? but tbh he can make any colour his bitch.

felix is yellow, gold, orange, and brown, bc theyre warm colours like him!! the brighter colours are bc hes bright like the sun and the browns when its a more chill day, and its all down to earth and just feels like home.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 12. WHICH SEASON WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND WITH THEM?

ooft tough one...spring so i can spend my birthday with them (cause in AUSTRALIA spring is in september to november) and its cold at the start so we can have snuggle dates, and its hot at the end so we can go to beaches and have water fights and stuff!! and in the middle its perfect weather for nice strolls.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 13. WHO WOULD BAKE THE COOKIES AND WHO WOULD STEAL THE BATTER?

bambam can cook apparently and he likes being aesthetic af so he’d be trying his best to make the most bomb ass cookies, and then felix i bet is a disaster in the kitchen so i bet both of us will be stealing the batter while not helping at all and bams will be like “thanks for nothing you guys” and once realising that we weren’t gonna stop he’d turn on us and throw flour at us or something. foodfight!!

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 14. WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD MAKE BAD PUNS AND HOW WOULD THE OTHER REACT?

i am a hoe for bad puns it would totally be me all the time. bambam would look so disappointed in me and felix would just burst out laughing with me, and bambam would crack bc how can he stay mad?? if it was an inside joke or a reference to smth and not some random pun, bams would be the first to lose it tho.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 15. WHO WOULD WANT TO ADOPT 50 DOGS AND CATS?

me and bambam!!!! bambam already has like 3 cats and id be like ok lets get three MORE and MORE and felix is like “but im a dog person :(((” (at a fansign he said he was rip) so id be like well dogs are great as well lets get fifty of those too!!!

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 16. WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD NEARLY BURN DOWN THE KITCHEN TRYING TO MICROWAVE A POP TART AND WHO WOULD COME TO THE RESCUE?

i wouldn’t be fucked microwaving poptarts (although id probably burn down the kitchen trying to cook eggs or smth but this is about poptarts so its not be this time.) so it would probably be felix and then i’d come to the rescue bc i have fire safety training from scouts.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 17. WHO LIKES TO LEAN OVER TALL RAILINGS AND WHO PULLS THEM BACK?

bambam and i would lean over the tall railings and felix would pull us back bc as seen in the amusement park episode of the 9th, hes a pussy lmfAO he’d have a mini heart attack

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 18. WHAT WOULD WATCHING A HORROR FILM WITH THEM BE LIKE?

bambam would act all tough and felix would be like “o shit pls no” and both of them would scream at the jumpscares and cling to eachother or me, whoever’s closest. i’d probably sit there and laugh and tease them for being a baby bc horror movies aint shit with me. but the rare occassion i do get scared, i’d lose my shit and they’d never let me hear the end of it. “whos the baby now huh??”

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 19. WHO WOULD BE THE CHEESY FLIRT AND WHO WOULD BE THE SMOOTH FLIRT?

bambam is definitely the smooth flirt but he can be cheesy as well?? like he’d be smooth at times and smooth and cheesy other times. felix would be plain cheesy but sometimes he’d be smooth. same with me, i’d be a bit of both?? maybe slightly more smooth idk

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 20. WHO IS MORE COMPETITIVE? felix i feel like would be competitive in the moment but calms down quickly, bambam would be SUPER competitive and be a little petty afterwards if he lost or smug af if he won but after a while he’ll cool down as well, i’m probably the most competitive and most likely to hold a grudge or to rub it in their faces the longest lol.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 21. WHO WOULD HAVE TO BE GIVEN CONSTANT REMINDERS? (REMEMBER TO EAT, DON’T FORGET YOUR KEYS, ETC) idk...? all of us love to eat so i dont think taking care of ourselves will be forgotten, but i tend to lose things so maybe me being reminded idk???

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 22. WHO SENDS MEMES AND WHO SENDS CUTE ‘I MISS YOU’ TEXTS AT 3AM?

ALL OF US! we’d have a group chat and see who could stay up until 4:20 to send dumb memes but if we get too tired earlier we’d sign out with some sappy message idk it would be a total wildcard whether the late night messages would be cute and sweet or straight up memes. i feel like a lot of the time it would be both, like starting off with some cute thing and ending it anticlimactically with a meme bc we’re dorks like that.

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did i ever tell u poly!bamlix is all i ever needed in life??? thank you for your time i tag @just-oneofthegays and @neo-urban annd @bqngtqn <3

[brooklyn-anon]

Paint Me Like One Of Your Newsie Girls

Word count: 1372

Warnings: Super out of practice, kinda crappy writing.

Prompt: Jack paints scenery on his girl’s baby bump.

Author’s Note: (Y/B/N) means “your baby’s name” since I tried to keep this the gender neutral so it could be imagined either way! (Also crossing my fingers this works because I’m on mobile since my laptop crapped out on me) @loveforweasleys

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“Sweetheart……. (Y/N)……. Baby wake up.” You woke up to your boyfriend Jack leaning over you with a concerned look on his face. What had happened? Last thing you remembered was running after someone who took your baby from you. But now you were in your bedroom, laying on your bed, Jack just watching you. Another nightmare. That’s all it was. Thank goodness.

“Yeah……. I was…. Um…… I was…… Well there was this…….”

“Hey.” Jack tucked a piece of hair gently behind your ear and smiled softly. “You aint got nothin’ ta worry about. I gots ya.”

You nodded and sat up in bed. These nightmares were getting to be annoying. They woke you up from your sleep at least three times a week. It was a reoccuring dream that someone took your little one. Why they happened, you had no clue. You and Jack both had good jobs. You were living in a decent apartment. All of your baby’s “uncles” were ready to take on any baby challenge you threw their way. You weren’t worried about anything. So what fear could possibly be the source of these vivid dreams? 

It was pointless trying to go back to sleep. The first rays of daylight were peeking through your bedroom window curtains. It was nearly time to get up for the day anyways. You muttered a quick apology to Jack for waking him. The poor guy already had a hard enough time sleeping. You felt awful for waking him earlier than usual.

“None of the apologizin’ stuff. Listen.” He sat up next to you and pressed a kiss to your temple. “I gots an idea. Stay put.” He pushed himself out of bed to get whatever it was that he needed. Your eyes followed him as he exited. The muscles in his exposed back flexed as he pushed his hair out of his face and opened the door. A pair of sweatpants sat low on his hips. That was another modern day mystery. How in the world one man could be that attractive.

He came back a few minutes later with a box full of body paints and a couple paintbrushes. The bed beside you sunk down as he sat and took a deep breath. Everything was silent for a moment. Neither you nor Jack said a word. He eventually pushed his nerves aside though and decided to speak what was on his mind.

“I been wantin’ ta try somethin’. If yous’ll let me?” His hand gently brushed over your 5 month baby bump. “Can I….. uh…… can I paint ya belly? I thought it might help with all this worryin’ and nightmarin’ you been doin’.” A wide smile spread across your face. You gently took Jack’s hand and placed a kiss to the back of it.

“Of course you can Jackie.” He pouted a little and shook his head at the nickname. Stupid Davey. You pulled your shirt off so you were just left in a sports bra, and snuck down so you were laying down on your bed. Your boyfriend instantly went into work mode. His eyebrows knit together and a concentrated look settled in his eyes. Multiple colors were carefully squeezed onto a painter’s pallet. Orange, red, yellow, pink, and black.

Jack started with yellow. The first stroke of the brush made you giggle. It tickled! You stayed as still as you possibly could though. Your boy was so focused on his artwork that you would absolutely hate to mess his work up. That didn’t stop you from biting your lip and giggling as he worked though. His strokes were gentle. Ever since you found out you were pregnant, everything he did was gentle. He touched you like you wdre made of glass. Despite telling him numerous times that he could just be normal, he was cautious of everything. You were carrying precious cargo of course.

Everything was quiet except for your laughing. Jack was mouthing something, but wasn’t actually vocalizing what he was saying. He looked cute talking to himself. His accent could almost be seen as he mouthed different words. It was easy to tell when he said things like “you” and “here” just because of how his mouth moved when he formed them. He made little faces as he spoke, like he was having a full on conversation with himself. What in the world was he talking about? And who was he talking to?

Your boyfriend looked over at you since you had stopped laughing. All he saw now was a soft smile and a confused look in your eyes. Was that….. A blush that hit his cheeks?! Jack Kelly was blushing. Huh. He didn’t tell you what he was doing. Just turned back to his work. The yellow and orange was done. Now he was just barely smudging faint streaks of red and pink in.

“Now kiddo,” Jack said softly. He finally was speaking so you could hear! And he was talking to your baby? “You’re uncle Race is a bit of a handful.” A calloused finger touched his tongue and wiped away a little flaw he didn’t like. “He’s all over da place. But he ain’t never gonna let nobody even look at-cha wrong. Same goes for Brooklyn. Ole uncle Spot’s gonna be real protective of ya. You’ll outgrown him before your 13 though. Race is the one you’s gots ta look out for. Same goes for Albert. And fagetaboutit if they team up. Anyone that touches ya is screwed. Romeo with help ya gets a mate.” You playfully smacked Jack on the knee. Your kid wouldn’t be needing that kind of help for a long time! “Uncle Davey and Aunty Katherine are already planning on what theys wants ta teach ya. Oh. And your bonus Pops. Good ole Crutchie.” Jack switched to a thin detailing brush and the black paint. “Crutch already loves ya little one. He’s never even met ya and the kid is just burstin’! Just you waits until ya meet him. He’s ya godfadder. You’s gonna have ta respect him, even though he ain’t walking good. He’s gettin’ better, alright? He wants ta love ya, and read to ya, and take ya out on warm walks in da park. Your folks are gonna walk behind you’s guys and be gross. But boy-o-boy little one. They already love ya so much. We all do. You don’t have no clue “

The original brush was brought back so Jack could fill in something he outlined. Goodness you just wanted to see what it was now! The tip of your boyfriend’s tongue stuck out as he touched up tiny little spots.

“Alright come on.” Jack set all of his things down and helped you out of bed once he finished. He lead you to the full length mirror in your bathroom and waited for a reaction. You had no reaction though. Just draw dropped, tears welling up, stunned to silence, standing there. “Do ya like it?” Jack asked nervously. What if you didn’t like it? That would be ridiculously awkward…….

“Jack I love it.” You whispered, trying not to give away the shake in your voice. Your eyes gave your emotions away though. A few, happy, tears slipped down your cheeks as you stared at the gorgeous sunset behind black silhouetted mountains. “It’s perfect. You’re perfect. Our little family is perfect.” You turned around to place a tender and loving kiss to his lips. Between the gorgeous painting on your belly and the fact that the soon to be father sat there and spoke to your baby as he worked, all the worries from before had faded away. The entire process had felt so intimate and special. You could feel nothing but love now. “I love you Jack Kelly.” You stated.

“I love you more (Y/N).” He responded. “We love you most (Y/B/N).” He placed a quick kiss to the side of your belly where the paint didn’t touch, and gently wrapped his arms around your waist to hug you. You’re fingers ran through his hair and the two of you just took a moment to be a family before the day started.

Yeah…… Perfect little family…… life couldn’t be better.

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BTS’ reaction to their s/o having a lot of their memes

Seokjin

He would look at your laptop in absolute amazement, starting to observe the various memes (especially on him and his lame jokes). He wouldn't dare to look at you for hours, not because he's embarrassed but because he could burst to laugh at any moment and you would have other material in that case. Only after a few days, having noticed his strange attitude, you faced him and he starts to sweat to restrain laughter. "I didn't know you had certain... Kink." "What??" "I used your laptop the other day..." At that moment you understand and run to hide in the bathroom because of the embarrassment.

Yoongi 

Find a full album of memes on them didn't touch him at all. He was using your phone to look for his selca, taken days before and forgotten when his gaze falls on the name of the folder. He doesn't even need to open it because just the preview is clear enough to make everything understand. He doesn't say anything, he just puts your phone back on the nightstand and returns to work on the song from which he had moved away for a few minutes. Just a few nights later, while you're having dinner with others, he understands that he can tease you with that little secret. "Jagi, I didn't know that my being often in a uniform was a kink of yours." The silence is dense but you understand immediately what it refers to because that smirk on his face is familiar. Blushing you remain silent while he enjoys the pink shade on your cheeks.

( We know Yoongi, we know..... Pls ignore the sub)

Namjoon 

He would be embarrassed to die or die laughing. On the one hand, there would be many memes on his IQ and his clumsiness, from the other hand many memes on his sexy being every time he winks or bites his lip. Immediately he runs, breaking in the meantime a vase that you mother had given you, in the living room and shows you the screen of your laptop and while you open your eyes wide, then start giggling just shrugged your shoulders.  "So you like these things?"  "They're fun!"  "They describe me as a sex maniac or a nerd who breaks everything!"  "Well....."  And at that moment he's going to take you because he can't bear that even his girlfriend teases him for his clumsiness.

Hoseok 

Hobi would find everything extremely hilarious. Already after the first memes, he would be on the bed to roll and laugh, holding his belly because it hurts due to the too much laughter. He didn't want to peek into your phone, but your lock screen had aroused his curiosity and accidentally unlocked the device. He found the folder full of memes by sheer chance, noticing the multitude of his absurd or extremely perplexing expressions, without however understanding many of the writings because in English. He hates you because you know English and he doesn't. While you're in the rehearsal room to watch them he throws himself at your side and starts to whine, you don't listen to him and he approaches your ear whispering something. "I don't know what many of the memes you have want to say.. But in some of them, I think I understand the sexual implication. " Low blow, because he blows sensually into your ear to tease you, but ruins everything bursting to laugh at your distraught expression. In short, he appreciated your collection of memes, there is no doubt.

Taehyung 

His favorite is the one where he has a shirt in his hand, during the filming of "Spring Day", and above it's written, "Bitcsh, this aint Gucci". He knows that into the network there are hundreds of memes about them and the fact that you're an avid collector of those makes him smile amused, so much so that he saved some of them on his phone. But it's a little kid inside our Tae, so he'd start teasing you as soon as you get home from the university, reproducing exactly the same scene as his favorite meme. "What are you doing Tae..?" "BITCSH, THIS AINT GUCCI!" You look worried and then immediately understand what he's doing, starting to laugh at loud while he joins soon after, ending up throwing you on the couch continuing to laugh and cuddling soon after.

Jimin 

Embarrassed to die. Our mochi would be embarrassed to die, especially because of the memes where they "tease" the fact that he always repeats to Jungkook who was born in Busan first. You two are sitting on the couch watching a movie on your laptop while a notification from Twitter appears on the screen. It's one of the profiles that always publishes their memes and you blush violently, but he remains silent while saving the image to your place. "What..?" "I saw your collection a few days ago, Jagi, don't worry..." "and...?" "I don't know whether to be flattered by the attention that you fans reserve us and your imagination, or be whipped because.." "Why..?" "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH HE'S DISPRECTING ME!!" You start shaking your head while he hides his face against your shoulder, whining that Jungkook was born after him and that is a small mochi in need of protection.

Jungkook 

He knew for a long time that fans often used his shocked expressions for memes, but he would never have thought that you were one of those to keep hundreds of their hidden memes on both mobile and laptop. You are with others while you help Seokjin to cook and he is on your laptop to play, as his usual. Accidentally he opens the wrong folder and the hundreds of images capture his attention, causing his actual shocked expression. "Kook..?" "What the hell...  WHY ARE THERE MORE MEMES WITH JIMIN THAN ME??" "HYUNG! I'M YOUR HYUNG!!" You hear from a room, while you blush and bit your tongue because you can't admit with your boyfriend that Jimin is your bias. "DELETE THE MEMES WITH JIMIN RIGHT NOW" You shake your head and take your laptop, imitating his "jungshook" expression and running into the kitchen, looking for Seokjin's protection while he's rushing after you, giving up when he sees his Hyung's glance.