thinking about how punk's look perfectly represents his personality. the way he comes out all neat and tidy with his pristine white wrist tape, and neat slicked back hair, looking cool calm and collected. Only for him to start wrestling, and sweating hard, dirtying the tape and letting it get rolled up, as his hair becomes unruly and goes everywhere, and his white trunks get all filthy (if that's his colour of choice for the night). All the while he's getting this wild look in his eyes, as you realise just how deranged his is underneath the bravado. It's my favourite part about his character.
i dunno man, i've just always liked how he likes to act all put together and then just goes fucking feral once he's in the ring. Also here's some before and after photos from matches cos u all know what i mean but it's still nice to look.
omgggggg imagine pegging Satoru…. I mean he’s definitely a whiny dude when he’s fucking but— how whiny do you think he’d get if he was the one being fucked and manhandled by his sweet girl????
he is the whiniest fucking baby ever, louder than you are when he's the dominant one and then vehemently denies it (while also looking away from all the video evidence like a LOSER!!)
satoru is so desperate and down bad, it really takes almost nothing to get him whining because he starts up the moment you tell him "no" or don't do what he asks at the drop of a hat. you take too long to take his dick out of his pants? whining. too long to put it in your mouth? whining. edge him? whining. tell him he can't cum yet? whining. any denial or refusal or something you do that he doesn't like is met with whining.
he's all fucked out and covered in cum and you tell him to turn over and PUT THAT ASS UP and he's whimpering while he does it because poor little satoru <<//33 his muscles ache and he's so tired and ""it's too much"" so you flip him over and he's crying and whimpering while you shove his face in the pillows (and still somehow finding the energy to jerk himself off...okay😒 )
my least popular and most controversial gortash headcanon is that his hygiene is fine. Like, sorry, it's fine. speaking as somebody who has had issues with hygiene in the past, hair (especially short hair, and probably extra especially short straight hair) gets greasy fast. His hair is way too fluffy to have gone more than a day or two without washing, and that's being generous.
this has stayed in my brain for like 2 weeks: au where obi-wan gets fed up with the city council because he keeps writing them asking them to fill this pothole on his street that he hates driving around and they keep not doing it so he decides to run for city council himself on the sole platform of if he’s elected he’s going to fucking fix that fucking pothole.
and he wins because he is very charming and not a lot of people vote anyway, and he fills in his pothole and then next election cycle, he’s planning to let someone else win so he doesn’t have to be on the city council anymore because he actually hates local politics.
only there’s this asshole in university who decides to run obi-wan’s re-election campaign because he’s trying to sleep with a political science TA and he thinks she’ll be impressed if he shows an interest in local politics by doing some grassroots voting door to door work for his community service credits…..and he chooses obi-wan to support at random and very nonconsensually
so anakin skywalker becomes the bane of obi-wan kenobi’s existence. obi-wan kenobi becomes the focus of anakin’s.
(obi-wan also becomes an elected official again, mostly because of the bored housewives vote.)
(obi-wan blames this on the fact that while anakin is a very horny intense nineteen year old, he’s also surprisingly effective with his big wet eyes and his obscenely pink lips. anakin blames this on the televised debates he scheduled between obi-wan and fellow councilor maul, where obi-wan’s eyebrows are drawn and he looks furious and his shirtsleeves are rolled up to his elbows, exposing his very nicely defined forearms.)
Yeah, you wouldn’t believe this, so he like… found this beautiful brown cowboy hat in Dry Rock Gulch… wore it… looked in a mirror… liked himself… and kept it on for the rest of his life.