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eclipseshotel · 4 months

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Me watching Elder Predator in repose while he’s sprawled out on his furs beside me and I decide to check to see if he’s feigning slumber (he appears knocked out)

Me: “I love you…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “I’m pregnant…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “You’re terrible in bed…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “You can’t hunt for shit…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “Your trophy rack is way too small and—”

Elder Predator:

#OH YOU HEARD THAT #BIG GUY I WAS JOKING PLEASE HAVE MERCY #I play too much you know that sir #that is an immense insult not just to his manhood but his pride as a warrior #his trophy rack is ginormous and impressive and he’s about to make an addition to it shortly #you never insult a yautja’s trophy rack #I’ll just gaslight him and tell him he was dreaming obviously #I would never say such things #avp elder #yautja

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