so. covid happened and i never saw some people from high school again. i have this dream of being unrecognizable..
like. we run into each other at the local grocery store, which is normal. i’m using one of those scooters and spilling off either side, fat wobbling as we wind through each aisle. i struggle reaching to fill the cart with my food so my feeder does it for me, even though he does like to see me move a swollen, jiggling arm out to grab another box of brownie mix (“we haven’t tried this one in a shake!”). we hit a drive thru before so i have a 32oz milkshake in the other hand, of course
my friend tries not to look at the fatass rolling by. the cart makes a noticeable noise and it takes up an awful lot of room—but i say “oh my gosh, is that you?” and then we make eye contact
they’re a little horrified, and it’s amazing. eyes widened noticeably, a sharp intake of breath, maybe even something like an “oh!” or “jesus!” but they school their expression quickly and we exchange pleasantries, asking about each other’s life. i pretend not to notice the double take at my size
i tell them i graduated with my bachelors and then met him, my feeder (though i don’t announce exactly that, it’s very obvious). i was in a phd program and doing well, but, lol, he knocked me up. we don’t mention it, but i was getting pretty fat by this point and having his kids was the perfect excuse to put everything else away. i promised myself i’d go back but life happens! my friend totally gets it, or that’s what they say at least.
the first were twins and when i mention that, my feeder’s hand, laid on my shoulder, tenses and squeezes the soft fat there. he promised to do that again last night, though this time his goal is to get me bed bound.
i take a sip from the shake before we continue talking and my old friend is probably wondering how far gone someone has to be to have a milkshake at 10am. but they’re still pleasant and by the time we move on they’re shell shocked. at the enabling, at the changes in less than 10 years, and for just how far gone he’s made me
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New Do Same You Clip is so huggable looking..
he is! he has four arms! perfect for hugging! he loves giving hugs
Clip: if my post gets more notes than Moon's, i'll show you all my special trick!
Moon: it's... not a competition, Clip.
Moon: Starlights, come on, don't let me down, he won't ever let me hear the end of it!!
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straight up not respecting some of the alleged p2 characters' ages as they were given on the VA's papers bc you're telling me this is a 27yo man on the left & a 35(!)yo woman on the right? you jest. this woman is in her 20s at most. she doesn't have a wrinkle of age on her face. just worry. i know men age like milk this is taking the piss. i know patho 2 is the "hot blemishless 20something white(-passing) women" game but at this point own it. don't try lying to me. she doesn't look a day past 29. got friends below 25 with more winkles. in the first half of the 20th century too. where would she be getting her anti-aging serums.
you're telling me this woman who's a chronic worrier, dealing with chronic pain, who smokes like a locomotive to cope is allegedly 5 years Older than this guy who's been drinking himself to sleep for like 5 years.
(mike's mic voice) don't piss me off
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Everything about this Bluedam conversation is insane and I’m obsessed with all of it but the thing that is most hysterical is Adam ‘horniest character in the books’ Parrish blatantly projecting on Blue like that… like he has no right to call her irresponsible (I’m willing to give him a little slack for only having this convo with Blue rather than addressing his issues with both of them based Solely on the fact that he knows there’s a good chance Gansey will die and he can not have his last words to him said in anger, therefore Blue is a safe person to be angry at and Gansey is not. Even considering that he is on Thin Fucking Ice for word choice and Blue would be justified in smacking him putting a pin in that atm), but more importantly his segue is Bonkers especially because he is textually admitting that he’s been imagining different scenarios for how a Gansey and Blue kiss could occur … sir care to elaborate on these obsessive daydreams that I’m sure you tell yourself you only think so much about for practical and logical reasons. Blue should have pressed him on this further I want to hear the justifications!
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