#hmph

[tamagotchi-princess1l]

im trying to masturbate and nap and the gardener 🌱 is right outside my window pruning bushes : /

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Some new Hmph emojis, since the last ones were...4 years old. Lol. Hopefully going to be back consistently now after that long hiatus! happy new years!

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[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz7]

it feels natural to be called stupid.

[teastainedprose]

I want to ramble about Homelander in bed. 

Blah blah "Homelander is a sub!", "NO, he's a Daddy Dom!", "No, he's!" He's whatever you want to fap to, who the fuck cares

He's none of the above. I don't think any D/s dynamic roles encapsule Homelander, not even Switching. (It's not his scene, bondage is a waste of time, this collar look stupid, don't call me that, that's weird...)

He's simply not into sticking to any set kink dynamics. (The vibes are off, fam. He'd be the vanilla boy within the BDSM dungeon. Confused and bemused.)

He doesn't have some innate desire to give up control to someone constantly, or to lead someone with a firm or gentle hand. Switching, yeah but he doesn't care enough to begin with. He's too insecure and uncertain of what he is as a person to even understand slipping into a role in the bedroom. Too volatile and what he wants and needs switches depending on his mood and/or partner.

What he is, is a starving man and his partner is the feast.

Poor idiot doesn't even know how to do intimacy properly and has gotten all of his sexual education from someone grooming him, someone paired with him for publicity, and porn.

The dude is lost. What he in bed I feel like boils down to three specific things:

Sadistic - He's a bully, he's mean, he likes watching others suffer in some form or another. (Giving pain play, orgasm denial, edging, forced orgasm, overstimulation)

GGG - Good, game, giving. He'll try anything and be up for whatever as long as his partner is into it. The dude can't be harmed in conventional ways, what's he got to fear?

Attention whore - Craves positive attention in any form (wanting to please his partner, praise kink to the MAX, receiving worship play, demanding attention, bratting, pestering and teasing, topping from the bottom)

-and then how those three things manifest depends wholly on his partner.

With Madelyn Stillwell, he wanted to be her good boy. He craved her praise and affection and he was restrained because she wanted him to be. He's a brat, he's petulent. He's needy. He's picking a fight with a toddler. She's his Mommy Dommy. I suspect she denied and teased Homelander endlessly and he took whatever scraps she gave him because he was starving for it.

With Maeve, they would have been two equals that he was horrifically territorial of. She was his and he had no issues broadcasting that to the world while emotionally intimidating her, but never getting physical. No, she's a god just like him. You can't hurt gods so why would he try?

With Stormfront, she encouraged all of his bad behavior, so Homelander was reckless and hungry. Break shit and fuck like animals, push and pull and playing with their combined strength. They're primal and at war and it's fun.

Soyeah, Homelander is going to fill whatever role suits his partner best. He's going to pay attention to what gets his partner off because he wants that positive response from them. It can be a good thing, or it can lead to the most toxic relationship possible. The man is fucked so it can go sideways fast. You're gonna need a strong constitution, a steel spine, and willpower to survive Homelander at the start else you'll get steamrolled and dropped by the plot like Becca AUGH.

Is it the fear mingled with arousal that gets them all hot and bothered like I imagine poor Hughie would feel with Homelander? Fuck, he's going to exploit that. He's gonna make that twink jump in fright every chance he gets.

What about little Starlight getting a spine and trying to play his game? Yeah, he's going to push those buttons and show her how good he can actually be for her. The gnawing need for the praise from the girl next door would eat him alive.

With Butcher? Scorched earth, baby. They're going to destroy each other in the most toxic, hate-fuck filled fest. Just tearing chunks out of each other to show the other that they can still feel. Raw and painful.

Until Homelander actually figures out who he is without his powers, status, or fame? He's going to play whatever role his partner needs, be that god, perfect gentleman, monster, or sweet boy. Then again, he's all of that and then some at once. He'll want to devour his partner in one moment, consume them wholly and just taketakeTAKE and the next he wants the intimacy that comes with being inside them/them inside him and he's so so so soft and gentle and reverent when he strokes them, and then he's a bastard who wants to twist the knife and make them beg and cry and scream and just tell him what to do, he'd do anything just to know he's loved.

-and anyway, this man is broken and the perfect putty for anyone to mold sexually consciously or subconsciously.

Not a Dom, not a sub, or a switch, but a chameleon.

[dirtywrestling]

Gawd daymnnnn

[treefish]

[dailydccomics]

"your love for Zatanna turned a demon into a man" ಠ_ಠ Justice League Dark #29

[softleesam]

tkling someone's ribs/sides while they're laying on their tummy is so mean like how does it feel to be a super villain??

[ashes-in-a-jar]

smh real Jonathan Sims fans Know he doesn't like coffee 😤

[sarayu-sunrays]

tumblr. what do you mean post limit. my every thought brings revenue so why do you deny yourselves wealth? why do you force these shackes upon me?

[girlmikeyway]

alright, everyone's goal for next year is to make that number go up

[marzipanandminutiae]

also I can't be as pissed off about this as I was about Haunting of Hill House because the title is different, but

once again, Mike Flanagan read a Gothic story and failed to catch the central point of it at all

a tale of children haunted by dark figures from their own past- one of whom was likely a sexual abuser -and a governess who goes off the rails trying to "protect" them in increasingly unhelpful and unstable ways is not at all the same as a nanny having a gay love story while haunted by the ghosts of [checks notes] her abusive ex-boyfriend and also some staff who had very little to do with the children

like

this man seems to only ever enjoy the window dressing of every work of Gothic lit he reads, because that's all that ever makes it into his "adaptations"

(also once again avoiding the super-obvious, ball-on-tee gay pairing, this time of The Governess + Mrs. Grose. it was right there, dude. why bring in a totally unrelated character to be the love interest? there's already this great claustrophobic sense of them being the only real companion figures in each other's world, feeding into a mutual sense of paranoia and panic. why throw that all out?)

[misssmeat]

How do you deal with the fact that you can't have vaginal sex? Isnt It something hard to deal with? How do you Dommes deal with that?

I try to be *really* patient with questions about my vagina because I want to destigmatize the topic as lots of women deal with challenges just like me.

But questions like this grind my gears. Your tone implies there's something wrong with me. That my life is hard or that my partners have to "deal with" me.

How do I deal? Well, I don't have a choice. My normal never included vaginal sex and yet, I have a sex life that puts most of y'all's to shame. I'm doing just fine.

Is it hard to deal with? No. I've never struggled to find pleasure. Dealing with people assuming I'm hard to deal with is hard though. For years I felt worthless because I had partners who led me to believe I was.

It's pretty fucking easy as a domme because I control how and when I get pleasure. Any sub worth their salt will quickly learn how to please me properly. And any dominant partner, as well tbh.

It's not my fault if someone is paralyzed by the realization that creativity is required to get me off. You can't just stick a cock in me and call it a day.

I'm a challenge, in the very best way. If that's too much for you, go find less. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[bottlecapsandotherthings]

Hold Me.

Please.

Loud storm is scary.

Why is it hailing.

Too much loud.