#hol up hol up

[monthgirl]

[bitch-paratha]

Thanos should have snapped twice

[tastefullyoffensive]

😲 37 Seemingly Innocent Posts That, Oh, Hold Up, Ok I Did Not See That Coming

[theautisticfroglord]

hold up

[beholdtheclever-idiot]

"This book was so good I couldn't put it down"

No

I don't want that,

When I read a book I want to feel the need to put it to contemplate the intensity/ drama/ wholesomeness/ horror or whatever it may be that I just read

All I want from a book is at least one moment where I slam the book down, stare blankly into space for a while only to go

Holy shit

As a writer this is also everything I aspire to achieve

Have a nice day

[childchewer]

[chaoschaos1]

Ever play with your Pokémon and they use a move they can't even learn?

Roserade used Rain Dance!

[omgbestiegurl]

[shackle-foes]

(Apparently) Dreams deleted Instagram story - Via a Twitter user

NO FUCKING WAY

[stasis-says-stuff]

So you mean to tell me that all you don’t sound like different P.M Seymour voices?

[thechainlink]

I know we like to make fun of Tarzan wearing a loincloth even though he's been surrounded by naked animals since he was a baby, but can we acknowledge the fact that he's somehow also perfectly shaved? Like not even any facial hair?

Cuz if we're talking realistically, Jane would've been falling in love with a fucking sasquatch.

[legbootlegit]

Take nothing but an emergency dump on the dunes

[bitch-paratha]

Whos the good boy, Whos th-

OH WAIT SHIT NOOO

[theendlessdreamer]

Well , things escalated really quick in a really wrong way

[cultofthorns]

the myth of the minotaur (danielewski 111)

[thund3randrain]

Sobbing, screaming, throwing up because imagine in a post-war AU where James was a single dad of Harry after Lily was killed by Voldemort and Regulus had gone on to be a pro seeker and was Harry's favorite player and Harry had posters of him and his team all over his walls and one day James dropped the bomb that they had dated while at Hogwarts and Harry loses his shit with excitement and begs to meet him. James convinces Regulus to meet Harry and while Harry is fangirling over Regulus and asking him non-stop questions about quidditch, James and Regulus keep staring at each other and start talking again and a year later Harry is told his idol is gonna live with them and he fucking faints