#hold secret

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike vs Vanny on ordering pizzaplex food

[apridotz]

❤️ THE APOCALYPSE!

IS SHE FR ?? IS SHE SO FR RN ?? 💥 GET DOWN !!!!!!

fr tho the last 2 sessions were SO funny. got me gigglin and kicking my feet

[starry-bi-sky]

“Your brother is adorable.” The cashier cooed at Danny, peering over the counter with a smile. “What’s his name?”

Danny looked down to the surly, scowling little de-aged Batman currently holding onto his hand, glaring up at the cashier with bright blue eyes.

Things had already been bad enough when he’d gotten caught in a fight in Gotham, but things went from bad to worse when a magician had hit Batman with a de-aging spell and then shoved them through a portal.

Into a different fucking dimension.

Because of course neither of their lives could be easy. And now the two of them were stuck in Iowa in the middle of nowhere, at a truck stop gas station, trying to go on a cross-country roadtrip to reach the nearest hero city and get home.

He looked up and smiled awkwardly, trying to come up with a name off the top of his head — one of the heroes called Batman ‘B’ when he got hit right? B for Batman, right. B… B… Bee… Bees.

“Buzz.” He said, and tried not to grimace as the cashier’s face warped with surprise. “Like the astronaut.”

This was gonna be a long trip.

[kkoct-ik]

absolutely insane i get to draw headscarves again

[theminecraftbee]

man, there's just. something about the roomies, huh. something about grian (who has never managed to quite keep an alliance since third life, who keeps on having his friends die around him, who has a reputation in fanon for killing his allies, whether intentionally or on accident), etho (hesitates a little too long before giving away how much he cares, has a reputation for being aloof, who always finds himself wishing his friends were better at the game than they are), and cleo (reputation for being frightening, keeps on having to watch her friends die, stuck in cycles of holding on until she can't hold on anymore) all being allies and. all being FIERCELY loyal in their own ways. people who you might not EXPECT to be fiercely loyal at first blush, who have every reason to be cautious giving their hearts away, choosing to give their hearts to each other. there's just something about them. "even when we're on red, we're sticking together", grian says. "i don't know where they are", etho says. "i won't", cleo says. this is a story about loyalty, i think. these are people who have found it, i think. i am spinning them around in my head.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 254

So. Danny might have accidentally become a bit of a cryptid. He didn’t mean to, but he’d become a bit nocturnal- like many an Amity Parker- and it wasn’t his fault that he couldn’t be bothered to make sound when he was tired. Or pretend to breathe or, okay, he could see why he kept freaking people out at the grocery store he kept going to. 

But it wasn’t his fault! He has to get food too! And really is it anyone else’s business? Seriously he thought that people wouldn’t be so surprised with how much magic is everywhere. Like you’d think they’d never seen someone who wasn’t fully human before or something. 

Oh great, there’s a journalist at the grocery store now- he’s going to ignore that and finish his shopping and then continue his online work. Ooh, and eat icecream. He deserves it for potentially putting up with this. 

Oh, it’s a little baby reporter, first couple of article thing. Adorable. 

[bluestation]

i found you in the future

[bleh1bleh2]

"Hey Keith, what else is in your belt pouches?"

Keiths belt pouches 2/2

[dewdropdinosaur]

I Wanna Ruin Our Friendship

ALASTOR x (F) READER

Summary: You are Charlie's older sister and the pristine image of what a princess of Hell should be. But sometimes even perfect pretty princesses have their secrets.

Warnings: NONE

This was a request from the lovely @fandomfan-102

REQUESTS OPEN

In the heart of Hell, amidst the chaotic streets and vibrant nightlife, stood the Hazbin Hotel, a haven for lost souls seeking redemption. Among its eccentric inhabitants was Alastor, the infamous Radio Demon, a charismatic figure whose mere presence commanded attention. Furthermore,  Y/N Morningstar, the older sister of Charlie, the hotel's founder; too commanded the room with her devilish charm and royal style. 

Unlike her sister, Y/N was a bit more of what people expected from a princess of Hell. Though by no means was she sadistic or remotely close to some demon’s level, she was not as bubbly or optimistic as her sister. More cunning, reserved, and always dressed to impress; Y/N held power unknown and one that could possibly even rival her father. 

Fortunately or unfortunately depending on who you ask, Y/N often found herself drawn to the enigmatic Alastor. Their love, a delicate dance hidden from prying eyes, grew stronger with each stolen moment amidst the cacophony of Hell's chaos. Stolen kisses, lying about laying one's head on the other's shoulder. Whispers of sweet nothings in the back of hallways and sly hand holds.

At first, to the average outsider, Alastor might have been using Y/N for power or station but truly as time wore on; he grew to love her in his own way. Yes, their relationship was not like most but despite their differences, a deep connection had blossomed between them, eventually culminating in a secret engagement under the light of the red moon as Alastor presented Y/N with a heartfelt declaration and a ring. 

As fate would have it, soon news spread like wildfire through the corridors of the hotel that Lucifer himself would grace them with his presence. Panic swept through the inhabitants, each scrambling to prepare for the arrival of the feared and revered ruler of Hell. As rumors spread of Lucifer Morningstar's imminent visit to the hotel, tension crackled in the air. Lucifer, the Lord of Hell himself, was rarely seen outside his domain, and his presence promised both excitement and trepidation.

Y/N and Alastor found themselves in a particularly precarious position. While their love burned bright, Lucifer's presence threatened to expose their secret engagement. Yet, they dared to hope that their careful charade would remain intact. On the eve of Lucifer's arrival, Alastor and Y/N found solace in each other's company, stealing fleeting moments of affection amidst the chaos. Little did Y/N know that the carefully guarded secret was about to be thrust into the spotlight by none other than Alastor himself. 

On the fateful day of Lucifer's visit, tension hung so thick in the air a cannibal could have taken a bite out of it.. The inhabitants of the hotel stood on edge, awaiting the arrival of their sovereign. As the grand doors swung open, revealing the imposing figure of Lucifer, the room fell into a hushed silence. As Lucifer's shorter but nonetheless dominating figure materialized in the hotel's grand foyer, all eyes turned to him. Charlie greeted her father with nervous excitement, eager to showcase the progress of her ambitious project.

Alastor, ever the charismatic showman, stepped forward to greet the Dark Lord, a charming smile playing upon his lips. Power plays were always Alastor speciality. 

"Ah pleasure to meet you sir, quite a pleasure. It’s nice to finally put a face to the name. Though I must say,  you are much shorter in real life." Alastor declared with a flourish. 

With an annoyed look, Lucifer replied “Who is this? Who is this man? Are you the bellhop?” 

"Ah no. I am the host of the hotel. You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast. Or from my fiance Y/N."

If the floor could have dropped beneath Y/N, it would have. The words hung in the air like a heavy fog, suffocating the room with stunned silence. All eyes turned to Y/N, whose cheeks flushed crimson with embarrassment and whose eyes glared at her lover. Charlie's jaw dropped in disbelief, her eyes darting between her sister and the Radio Demon.

Gritting her teeth, Y/N whispered “Alastor…what in the devil are you doing?”

Lucifer's expression remained inscrutable as he regarded Alastor with a raised eyebrow. "Is that so?" he mused, his voice dripping with disdain. "Well, well, it seems my daughter has been keeping secrets from me." 

Charlie's jaw dropped in shock, her mind struggling to process the unexpected revelation. She shot a bewildered glance at her sister, who could only offer a sheepish shrug in response.

The spirited founder of the Hazbin Hotel stood frozen in disbelief, her eyes widening in shock at the bombshell dropped by Alastor. She blinked rapidly, struggling to comprehend the sudden turn of events.

"Wait, what?" Charlie stammered, her voice laced with incredulity. "Y/N, you're engaged to...Alastor?"

Husk, the cynical bartender with a penchant for chronic alcoholism, arched an eyebrow at the revelation, his expression a mixture of skepticism and mild amusement.

"Well, I'll be damned," Husk remarked dryly, a small smirk playing on his lips. "Guess Hell just froze over." His boss did really have it in him.

Angel Dust, the flamboyant and irreverent resident of the Hazbin Hotel, let out a raucous laugh at the surprising news, clapping his hands together with glee.

"Hot damn, talk about a plot twist!" Angel exclaimed, his eyes gleaming with mischief. "Looks like we've got ourselves a real-life soap opera unfolding right here!"

Despite the initial shock, the atmosphere soon shifted, morphing into a cacophony of laughter and chatter as Lucifer not so graciously accepted the news of his daughter's engagement. After several threats towards the Radio Demon, the King of Hell reluctantly relented though he did stay close to his oldest daughter’s side the rest of his visit. 

Alastor and Y/N found themselves enveloped in a whirlwind of congratulations and well-wishes from their surprised friends and colleagues.

As the night wore on, amidst the revelry and celebration, Alastor and Y/N stole a quiet moment alone, their hands intertwined as they basked in the warmth of their newfound truth. Despite the unexpected turn of events, they knew that their love would endure, for in the heart of Hell, where chaos reigned supreme, their bond remained unbreakable. Though Y/N did get payback at Alastor for his little stunt. You can imagine how that went over my dear reader. 

[filingthataway]

i am so not normal about gem's performance this season.

she was the person with the second most kills this series (her 8 vs scar's 11). she brought the server to it's knees by starting the boogie man virus. she was preparing to be a red life as a green and yellow life - hoarding tnt & iron & arrows for the inevitable. she opened the end portal and encouraged the crusade to kill the end dragon. she strategically manipulated the secret life heart system of kills to gain hearts from her closest allies when they were on death's door, and began the last episode with 58 hearts.

the traps that cost her the most (about 30 hearts total) were ones she fell to from inexperience. blindly running up the cherry staircase (something she earlier remarks in the episode as something she should probably be weary of). gem, impulse, and scott all entering and exiting the nether portal at the same time, even after seeing that grian and cleo have begun trapping them. with more endgame experience under her belt, she's going to be near unstoppable.

the naive innocent exterior tinged with deadliness took her far. she is going to a be force to reckon with in future seasons.

[annabelle--cane]

do you know how fucking mad it makes me that the hilltop hole in reality and the panopticon tower can feasibly be read as yonic and phallic symbols of power. can you understand the level of rage I feel.

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Alberu to Raon, On and Hong: Well kids, there are two types of lovers in this world. When you reveal the darkest and most vulnerable secret that makes you feel like all your life's effort was worth nothing, some holds you close to comfort and reassure you while- (stares at Cale) some calls your ancestor a criminal.

Raon, On and Hong: .....

Cale: It was just one freaking time!

[ethoslabholdingbdubs-daily]

ethoslab holding bdubs daily mod birthday post

[theminecraftbee]

cleo and etho and grian all basically scream laughing as they climb a ladder they know is a death trap together to make a dripstone trap GOD. I AM LOSING MY MIND. SORRY I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS. THEY SOUND SO... HAPPY. within the first five minutes of the episode cleo puts on screen "this is about when we realized how this was going to go", implying that's when they decided they were going to die, and yet THEY'RE UP HERE CACKLING TOGETHER ANYWAY... sorry i'm just going to make so many posts about this i LOVE THEM. THE ROOMIES.

[silver-the-hedgeblog]

Silver carries the team (literally)

[pollyna]

It's 1988, and they are both tipsy from the sparkling wine from the reception and it's dark around them. Ice's fingers lay just almost touching Mav's and he has to bite his lip because he wants go hold this man hand in his so bad it almost makes him blush.

"One day," Ice whispers. "One day, I'm going to hold your hand in front of everyone," he finishes, smiling all teeth and promises to Mav.

"One day," Mav answers, patting his arm just a little longer than necessary but not enough that people could notice.

(It's 2015, and they are sitting in that same place they were back in '88, Ice's fingers are intertwined with Mav's while he speaks with Admiral Beats about stuff Mav doesn't particularly care right now. Because they are holding hands in front of everyone, and Mav feels a little emotional about it - Ice is just better at hiding it -, and the wine is even better than I was back then.

"One day, you said" Mav says, while they slow dance in the middle of the dance floor, surrendered by so many people as the eye can see.

"I promised, sweetheart." Ice answers, kissing him softly. "I promised you.")