#holy ghost

[claireyfairyyy]

blah blah blah something poetic about grace chasity’s sexual awakening being a guy who calls himself a god

[dailyeffectiveprayer]

Rest. God is handling every detail.

[webbelzebub]

this is their dynamic to me

[alarucha]

"Just one little date"

hi, new in the fandom, but I already love them

[zizziey]

for my friend who loves them

[just-another-obsessed-fangirl]

[adastratori]

No one dies. Everyone’s just vibing platonically :)

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[miwkchii]

Someone give him brown eye contacts im shaking ☹️

Jagertity doing the nail polish trend ✧˖°.

[IVE BEEN SICK its been like a week but im better!! and i wanted to draw my blorbos being cute]

[dorrance30]

The Holy Spirit.

[swanpyart]

Since Grace has the Black Book, I like to think she can summon Max whenever she wants and he becomes her Revenant boytoy (even with her crusade against Dirty Dudes, she's a bit of a hypocrite lmao)

Basically an AU where these two interact more. Max can only kill people she directs him at, so Steph and Pete are safe from him

Chastity deserves an undead boyfriend whose just as bad as her, okay?

[sn-trix-stuff]

DOUBLE NPMD POST TODAY?!?!???!!!🤯 (Mostly because I just wanted to draw dead max already 🤭 it was so fun)

[dailyeffectiveprayer]

God, when I get impatient, remind me that Your timing is perfect, even when mine isn’t. Help me trust the process. In Jesus Name, amen.

[pigeonqueen13]

Some NPMD HC/Ideas

I just let my brain run wild at 2 am for like an hour after scrolling HolyGhost Tumblr and watching NPMD and Abstinence Camp

Max isn't just lusting after Grace - He's in love/obsessed, you'd think it's because she's repressed or forbidden like he says, but its honestly probably just bc she's the first person to tell him no and he finds that insanely hot and attractive

He actually tries going at her pace, reads the bible, talks to her, builds up to carrying her books, then holding hands, then supervised dates, ect.

He says he's doing it all "for the bit" of getting with every hot girl at school, but deep down he knows the only way she'll get with him is if they get married - and he's gonna fucking get with her eventually

Grace is both the judgmental church mom (think Maude Flanders) and the insufferable head of the PTA

Their kid is the most fucked up kid imaginable, their dad is always enforcing the idea more fucking is more admirable (behind Grace's back) and their mother is hardcore repressing them

Despite that I think she's actually a good mom, bc her parents are good, (despite being preachy and overly prudy) and Max is a good dad, he has some trauma from his fucked up childhood, but she stops him from repeating those mistakes

Grace says Ruth is in hell bc she's bisexual, it's not the bi she has a problem with, it's the sexual, she's chill with lgbtq

Grace is convinced she and Steph are besties, she makes Steph her maid of honor, and Steph (shockingly) has her as a bridesmaid

The HolyGhost kids call them "Auntie Steph" and "Uncle Pete", idk about the lautski kids

All the HolyGhost kids (I'm imagining there's probably 3) are all named after biblical figures, at the insistence of Grace, Max made her choose more "normal" biblical names though, bc he doesn't want them to be bullied

Grace is the matriarch of the family, Max is the type of dad to say yes or "ask your mother" for everything

Max loves teaching his kids sports and "manly" skills he has, like building stuff, he loves football and fixing/making things around the house

Ruth also had a crush on Grace

I saw a few Alive!Max AUs where he's nice and some where he's mean - I would like to propose a happy medium of Max is still a fucking nightmare, except for those 5 nerds, those are his nerds and nobody fucks with them

In one universe Max and Grace do help each other unpack their fucked up trauma and become an actual healthy normal couple

Just one

In every other universe one or both of them are murderers and they have a very complicated relationship

Grace makes the first move bc really Max is waiting for her bc he has no clue when she'll think they're "ready" or "old enough"

In some timelines went to Abstinence Camp for her, in 90% of timelines where he did this - he was murdered

Max vs Gabe

"i've never wanted kids" by Ethan Jewell, a much chiller Max song for a good HolyGhost timeline

They're still totally toxic and evil/fucked up in every universe (except for the aforementioned one), I just like Max being so whipped for Grace they borderline healthy in this one area

Grace kills parents of kids who hurt her kids, or were bad influences

I loved the idea from someone who said that Max would be one of the corrupt cops - 100%

Ruth writes copious amounts of fanfics and smut, she actively sends them to Richie and Pete to proofread/read, it's awful

Grace invites the gang over to her house all the time, they all hate it but they go anyway

Her parents love everyone except for Steph and Max

Grace allows herself 1 guilty pleasure: murder novels, that's one of the reasons she knew what to do with Max's corpse, she secretly fantasizes about enacting her righteousness on everyone and murdering those who she deems unworthy - like at the end of npmd

Steph and Pete regularly bring flowers to Ruth and Richies graves

The first time Grace and Max had sex was on their wedding night, and it was the most awkward, weird, sex Max ever had bc Grace had no actual idea what she was doing, he still loved it though, and everytime following got more and more normal and good

It didn't occur to him that he "accomplished his goal" until a week after the honeymoon when Max met up with some friends and they congratulated him and tried to get him to hookup with some girls from the bar, he tried to cheat twice but gave up halfway through flirting both times

Max drinks a ton of beer, whisky if he's feeling fancy, shots if he's being wild, Grace thinks alcohol's a sin and only drinks non-alcoholic drinks and communion wine, if she did drink it's be white wine though

Ted gives Pete a ton of dating/sex advice, not long after getting with Steph, he realizes most of it's bullshit

Ruth has a pornhub and ao3 account

Richie has a deviantart account

Both have tumblr accounts

Grace thinks social media is a sin, but she uses her platforms to push her "causes" like cancelling homecoming

In the Max!Lives AU Max is horribly supportive of all of Richies art endeavors (I imagine he tries a lot of mediums: video, paint, digital, music, ect) and threatens the drama teacher to give Ruth a big part

Grace is so mad that her plan didn't work and now Max is closer to her than ever

I can see Grace either being an activist, a church secretary (or some other role in the church), or a stay at home mom

Steph does get pregnant at 19, with Pete, before she's married, Grace freaks the fuck out, Steph aborts the baby (with Pete's support ofc), undecided whether Grace would love her avoiding teen pregnancy or being prolife and thinking Steph's going to hell, I personally hope it's the former but with Grace it could be the latter

Pete becomes something really smart, like a mathematician or scientist, he definitely has his PhD, Steph loves to tease him and call him "Doctor"

Steph I could see being a teacher or guidance councilor, it would also be funny if she went into politics against her father

Richie and Ruth idk what they'll do, I could see Ruth being something technical in the theater world and dreaming of her break as talent, and Richie being a tech guy at a small firm/CCRP or maybe an filmmaker or something could be cool

Ruth either Ugly Ducklings and is a drop dead gorgeous adult or is the opposite and never gets more attractive (even after losing the headgear)

Max has so many pet names and nicknames for Grace, she calls him Max, occasionally Babe, or if they're in private and she's being especially affectionate, Maxie

Max and Richie are really good friends (in Max!Lives), he's definitely "Uncle Richie"

Also, Blue Tips Richie is canon

That's all I have for rn, these are just a string of random thoughts, idk if any of them are good lol, but tell me your guys' headcannons and ideas for AUs and other timelines and Max!Lives shit.

(To be clear on the difference: AU's are alternate universes, where something major is different, other timelines are the Hatchetfield world (bc we know theres already at least 4-5 timelines) where something happens different, Max!Lives is a specific timeline where he doesn't die)

[bloom-with-grace-and-faith]

[heshmmity]

when you want to get your professional vet degree but god said malevolent hyperfixation and you can't even argue.

anyway!!! today i dont have as much as i had last time i posted, but this shits so funny i cant resist showing it :)