#holy molly that was a lot of questions

[drinkingteawithkate]

Potter Children Headcanons

JAMES

James is Ginny with black hair. Her eyes, her nose , the only out of the three to get her extreme freckles. I imagine him to be mid height but Albus is taller.

Ginny is his best friend. Absolute mammas boy yes James is the rebel child but so is Ginny. They have the same humor have the same interest they are very close. He made her a mum and they will always have that bond.

James is also very protective of Lily and Albus. Yes he had very caring and present parents but they are busy people so James stepped in a lot as he got older to be there for the other two. James and teddy are incredibly close James was Tedds first brother and they spend a lot of time together once James graduates, they even lived together at a point.

ALBUS

Everything about Albus looks like Harry. But, Albus has a warmness in his face that came from his mama. He has Harry’s wider shoulders but Albus got Ron’s height. Something James will forever be jelous of.

Albus was closer to Ginny as a toddler because he was so shy but moving through adolescence he noticed how similar he is to his father. They are both people watchers, don’t like big crowds, crave the quiet. He always goes to Harry when he has questions or concerns. Don’t get me wrong they fight a lot and when they do it’s bad but Harry is his favorite parent and deep down he would never admit it Albus is Harry’s favorite child.

Albus’s family mate is Rose she does all the talking for him and they get along very well. Teddy has always looked out for Albus as well always making sure he had eaten dinner and including him in things with the other cousins.

LILY

Everyone says lily looks like Ginny at first but, Ginny and Harry both agree she looks more like her father. She has her mums fair skin, her brown eyes, and a light dusting of freckles not like James and Ginny have. But if you look closer she has Harry’s eye shape. His check bones, his nose, his jaw. Her eyebrows her lips that’s all from her dad. When she’s standing right next to Harry that really shines through how much she looks like her father. She is also crazy petite like Ginny very small in stature.

She’s the baby so obviously she gets away with everything. If James and Albus want something then they make Lily go ask for it. She’s close with Ginny because they enjoy doing stuff together like getting nails done going shopping talking about boys all the usual mother daughter things. But just like Ginny and Molly holy hell those two could row if they fight the whole neighborhood will know. But that’s where Harry comes in if Lily runs to her room crying after a fight with her mom Harry will be the one to comfort her till she falls asleep.

Lily wasn’t that close to the boys growing up especially not James because she was so much younger but when they all got older they started to bond more. She always admired Aunt Angelina Lily could always tell her things she could never tell her mom.

[dalgursbate]

sup, i'm molly or SheOfBadIdeas on ao3, and i write. a lot. of bg3 fic because i am Unwell. I focus primarily on F/F and M/F starring the bitchy goth companions and the moon lesbians, but there's a couple of other fics in there too.

all of my fic under the read more <3

Shadowheart/Aylin/Isobel And Strive to Taste of All Things Holy

part one, Dame Aylin's Home for Wayward Girls (complete, 12/12, E, 27k words) - Isobel POV (primarily) on a Shadowheart origin, as she and Aylin grow closer to the not-quite-Sharran and help her unpack her trauma. H/C, with plenty of fluff and a bit of smut. Isobel knows a thing or two about complicated pasts. After all, she was dead for a hundred years, and has only recently awoken to a world that looks so little like the one she left behind. Not that the realm was ever peaceful, mind, but the shadow curse has distorted all that was once familiar to her, made it into something bulging and hideous and wrong like one of those mirrors at the Circus of the Last Days. ⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹

part two, Hymnals, Major and Minor (ongoing, 1/3, E, 3k words) - Shadowheart POV post-canon fluff and smut fic where Aylin and Isobel decide to romance Shadowheart properly in the wake of their return to normalcy.

“We want to date you,” Isobel tells Shadowheart about a month after the fall of the Netherbrain. Aylin solemnly nods her agreement.

Shadowheart shoots them both a funny look. “That’s good,” she says, bemused. “Seeing as how we’re already together.”

“No, my love,” Aylin corrects her. “We wish to court you.” ⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹ part three, After the Equinox (complete, 1/1, G, 2k words) - Shadowheart POV post-canon dealing with the emotional fallout from being the savior of Baldur's Gate. H/C, angst. Snapshots of a hero's life after the apocalypse. Shadowheart saved the world. She just isn't sure that's enough. ⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹ Shadowheart/Astarion of street names & subway wall prophecies (ongoing, 10/?, E, 50k words) - Shadowheart POV, a (very loose) Buffy crossover fic set in 2001 NYC where she is the Slayer and Astarion is still Cazador's spawn. There is no need to have watched Buffy or even know anything about it, as it's really only tangentially related aside from a few easter eggs. This is a fic about the two of them pushing against the confines of their oppressive fates at any cost, about the million ways they try to outrun the inevitable. Background Isobel/Aylin.

Shadowheart doesn’t get a lot of texts, generally. But she’s sure been getting them lately—we should catch ups and you good?s and, in her boss’s case, If you don’t show up to your Tuesday shift, you can forget about coming backs.

They all have a subtle undertone of where have you been? 

It’s a fair question, if she’s honest. She just isn’t really sure how to answer.

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If she’s honest, Shadowheart has never much cared for Astarion, even before his grand vampiric debut. And she’s pretty confident he returns the sentiment.

He’s not exactly made the best impression so far, has he, what with pulling a knife on Tav and then assaulting her in the middle of the night. Doesn’t help that he’s a bit of a pompous twat, either. ⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹

Astarion/Tav

in the land where no gods answer (ongoing, 1/?, T for now, 1.5k words) - The Nautiloid crashes in Avernus, instead of the Sword Coast. The party, led by a nonverbal tiefling druid named Faun, has to fight their way out of the Hells if they have any hope of saving themselves--and the world. Faun awakens to a sky on fire. ⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹ take a bite out of me for dinner first (complete, 1/1, E, 2.6k words) - Tav doesn't let Astarion bite her, so he masters the art of the hard sell. Eyefucking and transactional sex.

The first time it happens, Tav almost convinces herself she’s hallucinating it.

It’s the kind of thing that would make her sound paranoid if she said it out loud, that Astarion looks at her funny when he feeds on Flind. Because it’s not like he’s staring at her; their eye contact only lasts a moment. She can’t even really put her finger on what makes it so weird, except that there’s a kind of intensity to the way his gaze meets her own.

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Astarion/The Dark Urge

drunk on the taste (of my blood in your mouth) (complete, 1/1, E, 3.5k words) - Moxie doesn't mind Astarion feeding from her. She just wishes he'd be a little messier about it. Bloodplay fic.

The second problem, if it can even really be called that, is that Astarion doesn’t get enough of her blood on his mouth when he feeds. It’s understandable, Moxie thinks, because he wants to consume as much of it as possible. And if it ends up on skin or the ground then he can’t drink it as easily. But she would like it a lot more if he could be covered in it, drenched in it, if there were puddles of it that he could step in and then leave bloody footprints all over camp with. ⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹

burn the earth & salt the ashes (complete, 1/1, E, 2.9k words) - Ascended!Astarion and Redeemed!Durge reckoning with their choices and the consequences to their relationship. Also, cock worship.

He might not be the man she used to love anymore, but he is still the man that she loves. So Mint stays. ⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹ Shadowheart/Lae'zel to forgive is human and failure is divine (ongoing, 2/?, E, 9.7k words) - Magical realism/Modern Faerûn AU where Shadowheart is a divinity school dropout and Lae'zel is the asshole she can't help getting into bar fights with. Girlfailures in love. Every time she prods at the tender flesh, that same odd feeling from last night returns. Like her guts are all twisted up inside, as though they might just crawl up her throat and out of her mouth at any moment. Her stomach, too, is not quite so hollow as it was before. Or, rather, now she finally has the appetite to fill it, the desire to gorge herself until she is rid of this persistent hunger. It makes her feel a little like she swallowed a tapeworm. ⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹ i'll be your slaughterhouse, your killing floor (complete, 1/1, M, 1k words) - a short, but intense, rumination on their relationship But like usual, Shadowheart comes to find there is no bottom waiting for her. There is no limit to her ability to fall. Lae’zel is a sunk cost and Shadowheart is an expert at finding new ways to keep losing. ⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹ i wanna tear you apart (complete, 1/1, E, 3.5k words) - The VERY FIRST fic I wrote for this fandom, and the first fic I'd written in 4 years. And now I've written 150k of Baldur's Gate fic. Crazypants. Essentially, this is what might have happened if Tav hadn't interrupted Shadowheart and Lae'zel's fight. Knifeplay and bloodplay.

Shadowheart doesn't know why she wakes her up. ⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹⋆.˚⋆₊ ⊹

Raphael/Tav

make a mess, lioness (Raphael/Tav, ongoing, 5/?, E, 16.5k words) - A progressively escalating game of sex chicken between a hero and the devil who is obsessed with her.

Raphael knows how to wait.

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sick as a god (Raphael/Tav, ongoing, 1/?, T, 1.7k words) - a cleric Tav who came back wrong and a devil walk into a bar, and the bartender wonders why the Tav has no soul.

The last thing Gracia remembers is dying.

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Misc. other pairings

esmeltar red supernova (Karlach/Shadowheart/Lae'zel, complete, 1/1, E, 1.7k words) - The female companions lamenting about Tav being interested in someone else at the tiefling party leads to a voyeuristic threesome.

It’s been surprisingly enjoyable, this tiefling party. 

Though, in fairness, Karlach’s expectations had been pretty damn low. Ever since she saw the way Tav looked at Astarion, she knew she wasn’t going to be the bard’s first choice for company, this night or any other. She can’t really say she blames the dwarf; it’s hard, to commit to a lover you can’t even touch.

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cat scratch fever strut (Gale/Tav, complete, 1/1, E, 2.1k words) - Gale gets used to the idea of Haarlep using Tav's form.

The first time he sees it happen is almost immediately after leaving the House of Hope. Tav is walking in her usual stride until her step stutters, and the tiniest gasp escapes from her lips. To anyone who doesn’t know her the way Gale does, he is sure it just looks as though she is startled by her small stumble. But Gale knows better, can see the way the dusky brown of her skin darkens and grows rosy with the blood rising to her neck.

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five times tav takes a load in the face (and one time she takes a load everywhere) (Tav/pretty much everyone at some point, ongoing, 1/6, E, 1.9k words) - What it says on the tin, really. Crack treated seriously with a Tav who uses sex as a form of affection to comfort her friends. Currently only the Gale chapter is up.

Tav lets Gale “teach” her how to channel the Weave, never mind that she’s a bard and never mind that he already knows that. She figures the least she can do for him is let him monologue; she sees the thin wire of tension that’s been pulling tight between his shoulder blades of late, and she assumes it’s from him worrying about the orb. Tav knows he’s afraid of the apparent change happening within it, knows Gale is wondering if he’s finally at the end of the line and bound to detonate at any moment.

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He takes her to a tiny dive bar called Slippery Chip’s Horse Hole, which Kira has never heard of before and which she doesn’t really like the vibe of. Everyone here looks mean, and there are a couple of dart boards on one back wall that are situated so close to a pool table it has to be a safety hazard. 

“It’s the best place for betting on horses in the entire city,” Enver tells her as they sit down at an unsettlingly sticky table. “They take bets over the legal limit off the books. Very discreet.”

[squadxx4392]

HARRY POTTER RANDOMNESS EPISODE 5

Draco : EVERYONE BACK IN THE CAR WE GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS WE HAVE LESSONS TOMORROW!

Blaise: *gets in the car*

Harry : Drive bitch!

Blaise : *starts going 300 mph towards Hogwarts*

Draco: *smiles while looking at Harry*

Luna : Ewww Gin help they're being sappy!

Pansy: Leave them be Luna

Ginny : Draco, how many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 4 fingers*

Draco : 8 fingers. When did you get 10??

Pansy: Is he drunk?

Theo : He's either really fucking tired or he's high off tattoo ink

Draco: Shhh I'm busy admiring the outside

Neville : Draco, that's Harry, not outside. outside is right there, not there

Draco: OML SAME DIFFERENCE

Blaise : We're back mfs!

Pansy: Hes tired for sure

Molly Weasley : WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? *stomping angrily towards the car*

Draco: At um

Draco: Somewhere

Ginny : She can see every new piercing, Ron mum looks pissed, we should get back in and start driving. all of us. now. get in go go go!

Blaise : *Starts the car up and starts going 700 mph somehow*

Draco: *opens car door*

Pansy : DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY GET YOUR ARSE BACK IN I AM STRAPPING YOU DOWN RIGHT NOW

Draco: *falls asleep*

Blaise : I'm driving so fast we're flying, we're gonna land on the Astronomy Tower, I'm gonna shrink the car and we are going to RUN to the room of requirement!

Draco: *asleep*

Blaise : JUST LEAVE HIM HE CAN LIVE! REDUCIO! RUN!!

Draco: *wakes up* Oh

Pansy : SORRY YOU'RE SO TINY! YOU WERE ASLEEP AND WE ARE BOOKING IT RIGHT NOW

Molly: RONALD AND GINNY WEASLEY GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE

Ron : THERE'S THE DOOR COME ON!!

Draco: can someone make me my normal size

Ginny : WHEN WE GET IN THE ROOM

Blaise : *just shut the door behind all of them* Okay, we're safe! Here, Engorgio!

Lucius and Severus: Oh- FUCK sake 😨

Pansy : *immediately follows the sound, covers her eyes and gasps* HOLY SHIT, PROFESSOR???

Lucius: Its not what it looks like-

Pansy : Well what is it then?? *still covering eyes*

Severus: Uh- We were trying on suits-

Luna : You're fucking stuttering!

Severus: Am NoT!

Harry : You sounded a little too confused to be telling the truth honestly, professor

Lucius: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN HERE!!

Ron and Ginny : Escaping our angry mum

Lucius: THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER ROOMS AND YOU CHOOSE THE ROR

Draco : Also, that wasn't the fuckin question!

Severus: *clears throat* Then what was the question

Hermione : The fuck were you both doing that was bad enough for PANSY OF ALL PEOPLE TO COVER HER EYES AND GASP

Severus: Trying um on suits..

Lucius: We were cuddling and um eating Chinese food also..

Draco : disgusting, get out we're waiting on shit to cool down out there before we die

Lucius: Yeah no seriously we are more scared of Molly than you guys..

Pansy : But you won't get in trouble. Out!

Lucius: *turns light on holding a bowl of teriyaki noodles* We took her left over food.

Ron : Oh shit- well, she's more mad at US now, so just, out please

Severus: No thanks, she'll end up beating all of us to death somehow...

Pansy : Just- out! You'll live, she's definitely forgotten about you!

Severus: I'm about to give you all detention if you keep telling us to get out.

Harry : 😐

Lucius: Why's she mad at y'all anyway?

Draco : Uh- *lifts up sleeve*

Blaise : We hijacked a car, burnt down an entire muggle town in America, got a crap ton of tattoos and we got piercings!

Lucius: *takes a deep breath in*

Lucius: Okay Draco when I said you could do dumb shit, I DIDN'T MEAN BURN DOWN HOUSES

Pansy : Yeah it was fun. And after what I just saw, I wanna kms so come on! let's hand ourselves over to Molly!

Everyone Else(minus Sniv and Lucius) : All for it, let's go

Lucius: We were eating Chinese food- and hugging- WDYMMMM

Pansy : YOU WERE HALF NAKED NOW BYE!

Molly : About time. Care to explain why I got a frantic letter from McGonagall about you lot running off?

Draco: Not my fault blame Harry they dragged me into this

Harry : Hey! Prude!

Molly : Harry James Potter, Ronald Billius Weasley, Ginerva Molly Weasley and Hermione Jean Granger, you ought to know better!

Draco: So you aren't mad at my father for taking your food-?

Molly : Of course I am! Where is he?

Draco: Room of Requirement

Molly : We will talk about this when you get back this summer! *Walks into the room of requirement*

Pansy : Welp, they're dead. Let's go!

Lucius: *eyes widen* WE BETTER RUN

Pansy : *starts dying of laughter as Sniv and Lucius start streaking across the corridor followed closely by Molly*

Lucius: CAN WE HAVE SOME PEACE PLEASE MOLLY

*Narrator's voice* WILL THEY LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY?? HOW WILL THE MAIN 8 GET THROUGH TOMORROW?? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON HARRY POTTER RANDOMNESS!!

[drpoisonoaky]

A good psychologist is hard to find especially when you’re a bat-something. So go to Ivy’s house and pay a visit to the best therapist in Gotham: Harley Quinn

---------[Barbara Gordon]

Harley: Hey Babs.

Babs: Hi.

Harley: You’re are late but damn you look happy.

Babs: Guess therapy is really working.

Harley: Mmm.

Babs: Truly.

Harley: I know I’m good but I’m not that good.

Babs: Harley I don’t know what you are assuming.

Harley: I’m not gonna make you talk if you don’t wanna. But I know why somebody got that smile, you know when me and Ives started to you know I worn the brightest smile that any person coul-

Babs: You know Dick and I aren’t together anymore, right?

Harley: Oh I know, he’s in that weird fase of “all of the redheads are evil” so I connected the dots.

Harley: Now he gets exposure therapy every time Pam opens the door.

Harley: But I had a question though.

Babs: What?

Harley: When you have to go to National city do you call her and she fly you or do you go like a regular person. Cause lemme tell ya Ivy loves the first one sooo much not cause is gayer, which I think gives it extra points, but cause is much better for the environment than plains or cars. Well assuming she doesn’t pollute the air cause we nev-

Babs: I don’t know what you are talking about and I’m here for therapy so…

Harley: I see…

Harley: What time is it? Omg I have to water Ivy’s tomatoes and feed the babies.

Harley: I think we should do your session tomorrow or maybe next week cause you know information is really important and it looks like you don’t wanna talk…

Babs: Are you really postponing my therapy session if I don’t tell you about my love life right now?

Harley: Your neck is cover in hickeys, the rogues are literally shitting their pants cause the super blonde is here and I won’t be able to focus if I don’t know the whole story.

Babs [face completely red]:

Harley: Pretty please?

Babs:

Harley:

Ivy [from other room]: Oh c’mon we want to know don’t be a prick.

Ivy: Especially how you go to National city.

---------[Kara Zor-El Danvers]

Kara: Hi?

Ivy: Shit shit shit I promise that thing with superman only happen once. I was young, I was lost, I have power and you know difficult times.

Kara: Is Harley Quinn here?

Ivy: Oh…she’s good now, I promise. Take me instead I’m more evil yesterday I punched an-

Kara: Oh nonono I’m not here as a hero. I’m here for therapy.

Ivy: Oh thank god.

Harley [who has just enter the room]: RED WHO’S THERE I HAVE MY BAT AND A FICUS!

Kara: Oh hey!

Harley: HOLY MOLLY GUACAMOLLY the super blondie.

Kara: I was talking with batgirl the other day and she talked a lot about how you are helping her. So I thought why don’t you tried what’s the worst could happen.

Harley: I- YES YES YES OF COURSE.

Harley: Wait so Babs thinks I’m good?

Kara: DO YOU KNOW HER REAL IDENTITY?!

Harley: I mean yeah, but I don’t need to know yours no biggie.

Harley: also I assume you know hers cause you and her [lace her finger(same way babs did with her to hint that her and ivy are roommates)] just you know wink wink.

Ivy: Do you just said wink wink instead of saying it?

Harley: It’s more organic.

Kara: Oh well yes and yes she is… awesome.

Harley: So no worries blondie and come here it’s therapy time.

[epithet-beloved]

Hello, may I request some platonic Sylvie headcannons? Currently hyperfixating on the sheepie boy

SYLVIE PLATONIC HEADCANONS

synopsis… headcanons about what it's like being friends with Sylvie!

ft. Sylvester "Sylvie" Ashling, Molly Blyndeff (mentioned), Giovanni Potage (mentioned), Phoenica Fleecity XV (mentioned), Bellatrix "Trixie" Roughhouse (mentioned)

tags… platonic, relationship study

word count… 356

a/n… the sheep boy ever! Tysm for your request ✧ 🦊

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 How do you put up with his antics? Good question. It takes a lot of patience to be his friend.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 He loves sharing self-care nights (sleepovers) with you Molly and Gio, you guys just put on face-masks and gossip about anything that happened recently.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Sometimes if Phoenica and Trixie tag along he might also show off his epithet by summoning sheep you can use as pillows or cuddle buddies, he might start bragging so it's up to you to smack his forehead and get him to behave.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 It takes a while for him to warm up to the idea of doing more "childish" things around you but once you gain his full trust he'll slowly start loosening up around you.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Like Molly you also get offered a free therapy session if needed, he is one to check in regularly with his friends to make sure they are mentally doing alright.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Will look to you and Molly for help when Giovanni teases him, his pathetic wet cat expression is priceless. Help the peepee boy out.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Whenever he can he'll sneak Molly a healthy snack bar in her hoodie's pocket to make sure she still gets at least some food in, does the same to you (he tried doing it for Giovanni too but either he didn't notice them until they were all melted or he said they weren't "crunchy enough")

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Takes note of small things you like and will bring them up later, is really detail oriented when it comes to his friends.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 For the love of all that is holy do not play chess with him, card games like Uno are fine but do not play chess with him.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Will text you daily to make sure you're taking care of yourself, brushing your teeth, having dinner…all those things!

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Secretly wouldn't mind watching anime together with you and the others, is just too ashamed to admit it, if you make the proposition though he will scoff and say "he doesn't have the heart to refuse, even if it might be considered a childish thing to do."

[guronffs]

I finished Hazbin!

Holy crap there's a lot to unpack.

Lucifer is fucking hilarious. Rosie is great. Susan can go fuck herself.

Ok, now I’m starting to notice the pacing issues. I felt like Heaven should’ve been much later in the series, maybe season 2. I feel like the first season’s villain should’ve been the Vs. But it’s still really good with what we have.

I felt like the Leonardo Dicaprio pointing meme with my brother when Molly, Arackniss, and Baxter came onscreen.

“Stick it to the man,” Really on the nose with what Alex Brightman character inspired Adam.

God I love Charlie and Vaggie, I love my lesbians/bisexuals!

“What are we even talking about!?” Me when I disassociate mid conversation.

Ready For This is so fucking good!!!

What the fuck is up with Lillith!? How does Alastor tie into all of this!? Is he serving Lilith!? I have so many questions!

All in all pretty good start. But PLEASE PLEASE VIVZIE I NEED TO SEE SEASON 2 AS SOON AS IT GOES GOLD! ILL PAY WHATEVER IT TAKES AND I PROMISE I WONT LEAK THEM LIKE THOSE OTHER ASSHOLES!

[withinthecode]

Incorrect Quotes

Ask for the context for any one that could have it and you will receive

Encra: Remember how I once thought that this place couldn’t possibly be any weirder than my hometown? Encra: Well, now I’m not sure how to feel about being proven wrong.

Trace: Holy shit, Obirah'a, do you know what this means?! Obirah'a: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

Naas: Oh man, you have any shaving cream? Demea: No, I don't like the way that it tastes. Naas: Wait... you eat shaving cream? Demea: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

Cors: I'm very scary. Lani: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Cors: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Lani: And small. Cors: Cors: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

Fari: Gears won’t wake up, what do I do? Sali'a: Did you try kicking them? Fari: Yes. Sali'a: I’m out of ideas.

Aniv'a: out cold on the ground Leo: Oh beacon, do you think ve's okay?! Mau, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! dumps all of the water on Aniv'a’s face

Asa: What’s sexting? Gandr: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Demea: How does one turn their emotions off? Sahra: Okay, so first go to settings. Sahra: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first. Demea: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

Arsaa: What was that? Jax: My shirt fell. Arsaa: It sounded a lot heavier than that. Jaz: Dae was in it

Tara: sighs I have no friends... Molly: Molly: coughs Bitch, what am I? A roach?

Carwyn: in a jail cell What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Seren: in the cell next to them You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity

Ian: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. Yor: Actually, Elena is my favourite. Ian: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

Liv: I’m sorry for being annoying. Liv: It will happen again.

Triv'vi: Takes a sip of milk and gags Triv'vi: Oh my god, is this expired? Triv'vi: Takes another sip of milk

Ami'va: So the other day I sent Aniv'a out to get us some gas. Ami'va: And instead of getting gas, te got us novelty cookie cutters. Ami'va: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur. Ami'va: … Ami'va: I love ter so much.

Anipr'a: What’s the announcement, Gears? Gears: It’s a lecture. Asa’s gonna tell us everything he know about sex. Aanx: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

Elena: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

[emilycollins00]

Act 1 re-read! The show must go on!

. To be honest the show being next month is really insane given that they at this point didn’t even have a script

. And oh wow I didn’t expect that shout from Sakyo, it spooked me a bit

. 10 million yens I had to make the change and it’s like 63,602 euros holy molly no wonder Tsuzuru’s like fuck and Izumi like double fuck

. Question nº1 Why did Sakyo act like bad guy? Do we know what response he hoped to get? Trying to scare Izumi? 

. Enjoyed the slap. That was stepping WAY over the line with the tricks.

. Also this game might have been just a tiny bit funnier funny had they been allowed to swear ksdhk

. Last condition being Izumi as the director now I’m like ok but what if she you know, had a job?? Did Sakyo expect her to leave it?

. Izumi is too good for Yukio there I said it

. Sakuya’s situation again tho oof, the fact he didn’t even tell their relatives?? And the FACT that he was already 2 days in right? My heart. The "thank you for calling for me” felt devastating. Feels like Sakuya reeeally didn’t want to even try to take any chances with them (ALSO crashing with friends?!! DIDN’T REMEMBER THAT!! Oh that’s a lot to take in)

. First time having his own room, I might really cry

. Masumi mentioning dating at this point wow, his vision is so… narrow I really feel conflicted, how lonely must you be to reach this point with someone you met on the same day

. In another universe where Masumi got paper kdhkfh  Tsuzuru and Citron roomies waaah, I think it’d have worked but yeah, who better than to learn to take care of others for masu than tsuzuru

. LEGEND OF CURRY. Gotta love Izumi’s “what can I possibly with these leftover….?? Mmm I don’k know… oh wait?? CURRY!” <- has if that wasn’t your only option ma’am/j

. Can I just mention that this might have possibly been the first dinner both Masumi and Sakuya might have spent with others feeling this content? I cry

. “Our scriptwriter-“ misumi grandpa right? I love already knowing stuff

. “Paying my own rent on (place) is just scary” aint that true when you first begin to live alone

. MASUMI AGAIN BEING A SAVAGE NO HE DID NOT CALL TSUZURU HOMELESS

. IZUMI KEEPING AT IT AS WELL

. “With all due respect, are you nut” kissing location again

. Honestly they were lucky Citron and Itaru where there on their 1st day

. Tsuzuru my BELOVED, still I’d be with Izumi here, they took their chances but that was better than nothing. Making a 2-hour-play is A LOT in week what the- He’s so amazing pls

. ACTOR WHO WAS EXCELLENT WITH FEMALE ROLESGHJ KAZUMI (I still have to read about the story but-) I LOVE U

. Itaru felt scary talking so… like that and unlike him now that we know him more. I would have run away sdnk poor izumi

. “Tsuzu became one with his pc” help I can’t imagine the pressureee. Question nº2 I can’t help but think if he had done stuff like this before?? Or was this the start of him overworking himself?

. The script is done awwwiieee!! A LOVED hearing him so happy!! His VA did such a good job seeming so relieved/happy for real

. This part was SO scary, somehow, his way of talking as well

. Did itaru just try to (I don’t know if I’m using the word correctly) gaslight izumi??

. Masumi was reaaally not having it with Sakuya, again you can see somehow the only-child/big bro in a huge family differences

. Sakuya knowing all that from Masumi it’s wow. He truly remembers stuff

. I’m curious that for all that Itaru seemed to be hiding, he didn’t seem that surprised when the rest found out he was a gamer. Or maybe he didn’t really hide but just, went on his business?

. Someone let Sakuya in the manzai duo, these 3 are hilarious (I had absolutely forgot that Yuzo was from the spring troupe?? Oh WOW that was something. Also he really went hard, it was needed tho)

. SLEEPOVER AWW

. FIRST PICTURE AWWWWWW!

. That situation felt like an asmr with little snoring noises ghjkl

. That the first thing Yuki does when he appears is to give each of them a nickname while taking note for the costumes is sending me

. OH citron, and this scene. Him being honest with his feelings about him probably not being the best choice broke me a bit.. and Izumi being like, “then ill protect you” SOB, first breathing moment for citron maybe in that aspect since he came to japan. I love their friendship so freaking much

. “When did this goofball start acting like a prince?” MMMM I don’t think he’s acting Izumi

. OH again bc the drama when Itaru says he’s leaving was skdjn. Izumi “WHAT, WHY??” (also me in my room knowing it was gonna happen: WHAT, WHY??”)

. Question nº 3 Itaru says something along the lines of wanting to say it now so they had plenty of time to change it before it was late but like, how far could they be? They had 1 month so 4 weeks, 1st week was for the script, let’s say this is somewhat by the end of the 2nd is when Yuzo comes and they sleep in the stage, in less than 2 weeks you want someone to change? A bit all over the place for my taste

. But also he’s just over the place himself look at him? And then the iconic family play kauhsdkjk this was the beginning. (I COULD STAND TRUSTING SOMEONE AGAIN I CRY)

. Related to Q3 I’m still so confused with chapter 20 bc they say they only have five weeks to go?? I need help understanding

. I have to say, have we ever seen Sakuya speaking like this later on? I feel there was so much at risk here too so maybe its bc of that but wow Sakuya so… raw, hit me more than I expected

. Chap 23 broke my heart, fav out of the episode so far I think. Sakuya is SO strong as a character. ALSO feeling the need to be loved in a place? Masumi can relate this time and citron as well with the family stuff

. SDFGHJK their fight with godza I was like, “Just u wait just u wait just u waiiiit”

. Tsuzuru is so freaking relatable, not just bc we all have our circumstances that sometime stop us from doing things but like, time passes by so so fast and I was told so many time as I grew up but like, it’s so true. More true than I think I understood. Each year passes by even faster and I blink and we are already in August oof

. KAZUNARI APPEARS AWW I loved his enthusiasm since the beginning (“He’s annoying” “Masumi I know. Quiet” FGHJKL)

. No but I have to say Kazunari saved half the spring play somehow. Aside from Itaru talking in his gameplays, because the fact that he informed this many people, helped with the TV… I love him

. I also loved Yuki buying one, he definitely saw how much the spring troupe put themselves out there

. I don’t really get what brought Masumi to suddenly act like that after hearing “don’t act for me” from Izumi… I mean I kinda do but mmm felt forced to bring up his situation?

. The fanclub always felt all over the place and toxic honestly

. Anyway I loved how they all gave their opinion on how they react with love to make Masumi see it’s not the end of the world.

. Ok I really, really liked how Masumi told her that it didn’t matter if her acting wasn’t good. It was about putting yourself out there and how much passion and work you gave. Good boy Masumi (also good for Izumi for mentioning a later talk about boundaries)

. First play IM SO EXCITED!! I also love that the main thing despite what’s at risk that Izumi wants them to have a good first experience above everything. I love her so so much for real. (Also Matsukawa sounds so pro on the intercom!) this is it

. “we can ditch this town and travel the world!” we’ve heard this 93849 times and I don’t say this in a bad way bc VA did an amazing job, you can truly see the differences up until the finale oof/pos

. Oh my GOD they did it oh my god im so freaking proud, I swear im so happy I got to experience this again they worked so freaking hard good job everyone!! (I forgot Masumi being speechless and it made me even more emotional if that’s possible bc I already sobbed when they thanked the audience)

. More asmr <3

. WE SOLD OUT LADIES GENTS AND NONBINARY FOLKS I'M SO HAPPY I LOVED THEM HUGGING ONE ANOTHER

. Now I forgot Itaru was hurt what a reality check. For someone who wanted to leave, hiding an injury to keep going is a lot. Also I adored Citron intervention and his tone of voice. He can see the change in Itaru but doesn’t want him to overdo it, I love him <3

. Sakyo you tsundereee

. Man chapter 34 is a sea of tears in here I don’t have the strength to talk about it.

. Sakyo yakuza with a heart of gold indeed!! And Muku and Tenma (snott-looking boy ajshkhdk) aw

This was a perfect 1sr episode!!💕💕💕

[factoringpractice]

holy molly my head hurts!!

yo maddy if ur reading this the stupidest thing happened today

theres was a calc quiz monday of this week and today we got our quizzes back

i got 1 question wrong and i should have gotten 10/11 as my score but for some fucking reason my dumbshit teacher (who doesnt even teach) decided to make it so that:

the quiz is out of 5 points

if you did all the questions you automatically get 2 points

and she will only be checking 3 questions for the remaining 3 points

that is actually braindead bc the grade isnt reflective of your actual knowledge or understanding of the material. someone in my class got 5/5 when they did many problems incorrectly just because they were lucky that the teacher chose those 3 questions. also now if you do not understand the unit at all you would get 2/5?? i dont know if she is lazy or what but how hard is it to check over the answer sheet and make sure there is work shown?

i would have happily waited longer for her to actually grade the entire test. and u cant even say shit like "ohhhh what if she teaches rlly welll uhhhh" bc last class someone asked her a question during class and she mocked them. like hello??? if u dont want to teach then dont be a teacher. its not like teachers get paid a lot so she might as well work at literally anywhere else. apparently she has a math degree so its not like she would struggle to find a job

this is also her first year teaching BC i fucking hope that i dont get her next year lmfao according to the ppl in her BC class rn she taught them something incorrectly XD

[mareastrorum]

WIP Wednesday: The Fool and the Soldier, Ch. 7 (Forward)

The Fool and the Soldier is now up on AO3, updated every other Friday. This is an off-week, so here is a snippet from next week’s chapter! Commentary on Chapter 6 will go up on Friday.

Fanfic Summary: Mollymauk Tealeaf survived the Mighty Nein's encounter with the Iron Shepherds on Glory Run Road, but a short time later, a spirit began hunting him, claiming that he stole his body. This Campaign 2 AU begins with Episode 26 and continues on from there.

It was an unfairly gorgeous day. The sun shone as though nothing had gone wrong the night prior, with only a few puffy clouds swiftly traveling in from the south.

The Nein had escaped with their lives and a ship, but none of that had gone according to plan. They had only intended to question Marius LePual about what he knew of Avantika and the ball she had hired the Jagentoths to find. They would up killed nearly the entire crew—which turned out to be pirates, so it wasn’t like it was bad—and taking their ship. She had almost killed another crewman, Gallen Westman, but she managed to bring him back, and he was going to help repair the ship and stay on the crew. He wasn’t even mad or anything.

But other than her, Caleb, Molly, and Nott, the rest seemed sullen over how it had gone. Fjord and Beau talked each other up a little, and Yasha was fine one Molly sat with her for a while.

Caduceus had sat with his knees to his chest as he spoke. “I… had a mission, a holy purpose, a thing that defined me, and I thought that I was honoring it, and now—what if I was wrong? This is not what I thought it was going to be.”

“What was your mission?” Jester had asked.

“My home is dying and… I thought this was what I was supposed to do. I waited for a sign and I thought you were the sign, and now maybe there wasn’t any sign. Maybe I just left, and I’m on a ship in an ocean that doesn’t want me here. It’s been so quiet, and— what if I made a mistake?”

“Well,” Jester replied before a pause. “A lot of times I think that maybe the Traveler has left me and I think maybe things are going poorly and he doesn't like me anymore, but sometimes he'll just show up after a while and tell me that I was on the right path all along, and he just made it fun for me to find it again.”

“And one day will be the last time; what then?”

“You’re not afraid of death, are you?”

Caduceus had shaken his head. “No. Although dying was— I’ve been hurt before and I’ve— almost drowning was a lot.” He seemed to be looking far away when he said that, as if it was something other than what had happened that day, then he laughed nervously. “That was a lot, and the ocean is a lot, and this is a lot.”

Jester patted his back. “Breathe.” The firbolg took a deep breath in and out. “The world is a lot bigger than your cemetery. There are a lot of things for you to see, and you have to break out of your comfort zone in order to find the path that you are looking for.”

“I think I needed to hear that,” Caduceus said as he nodded. “Thanks.”

Caduceus was always so confident and calm until then that Jester had not thought to worry about him. He was a healer, he looked out for the Nein. But he needed someone to look out for him, too. Jester and Molly had cheered him up by cooking with him and showing him the spice pouch Yasha got, so the firbolg seemed calmer by the time he slept. They’d try to do more stuff like that for him to help as they went.

In the meantime, the Nein had made plans to travel out to the Inky Claw Reef in search of Avantika’s ship, the Squalleater. To tie off some loose ends, Jester and Nott had swiftly made their way into the Opal Archways toward the Lavish Chateau. The rest had stayed on their new ship, The Mistake, or gone to the harbor to recruit a crew and spread rumors to cover up what had happened.

Jester was dressed in a disguise courtesy of Molly and Beau: a brunette wig over her hair and horns, makeup to give her a lighter complexion, arm length gloves, and Beau’s light blue coat. Nott had used her new hat of disguise to take the form of a cute halfling: a plump, dark-skinned young woman in simple gray clothes with a round, pleasing face and pretty brown eyes. She walked through town as if they had only just arrived, with confidence Jester had not seen before. It was enough that none of the zhelezo bothered either of them.

While they had a brief reunion, and Jester had nearly decided not to leave, seeing her mother and Bluud one more time was worth it. She assured them that whatever rumors they heard about a blue tiefling dying were made up. They were working on a case! And hit a major lead! And going out to sea! Marion would take care of Nugget and the peacock, since they would not do well on a ship, and even keep the cart for them until they returned.

“Be safe, my little šašek,” Marion said as she smiled and kissed Jester on the forehead. She also put a small pouch in Jester’s hands. “And a token for you, too.”

“Thank you, Mama!” Jester said as she hugged her one more time. “I love you. I’ll be back soon, and I’ll have a lot of stories.”

Marion patted her before pulling back, “I love you, too, Jester. Go! And I will see you soon.”

Jester almost clung to her again, but she nodded and walked out with Nott, tossing one more look back. Marion smiled knowingly and waved once before going to her vanity. Jester took a breath before walking down to bid Bluud and the others farewell, and she was shortly outside once more with Nott.

“You really missed home, didn’t you, Jester?” Nott suddenly asked.

“What? Of course! It was my first time out of the city,” Jester explained as they began walking. “There’s so much I didn’t get to show you! Oh, you know, maybe we’ll be back for the New Dawn parties for the new year. It’s so much fun. There’s stuff all along the beaches from dawn to sunset, and there’s food and fireworks and…” She continued going on about the parties, remembering the times she would sneak out with the Traveler to explore and play some pranks at the snootier galas. The Ruby was usually invited to all of them, but she attended only one in the mornings and then had to recover back at the Chateau. It was so hard for her to leave; she was scared of the outside, only leaving once or twice a year.

“Jester, ah—” Nott trailed off.

“You can’t eat Sprinkle, Nott,” Jester pre-empted, petting the weasel in her hood. He squeaked at her and nuzzled.

Nott balked. “No! I mean, it would be delicious, I’m sure, but that’s not what I was going to suggest.” Jester pouted. “Do— do you want to stay here with your mother?”

Jester shook her head. “I can’t, it’s too dangerous.”

“You could take this hat,” Nott replied, fighting a frown as she patted her hair. “It’s magic, so you could pretend to be one of your mother’s servants or something. You missed, her didn’t you? It’s not right to separate a mother and her child like this.”

Jester felt a pang in her chest, and she looked over her shoulder at the Chateau, still visible over the rooftops a few blocks away. Visiting the Ruby had whipped up so much nostalgia for home, and it hurt to see how lonely her Mama had been. It would be a lie to say she didn’t want to stay.

Yet, when Jester met Nott’s gaze, her face was equally distraught. It was obvious how much it meant to her that she didn’t look like a goblin. She had spoken many times of how much she disliked goblins, but she’d never mentioned that she also wanted to be something else that badly. And what about the Nein? Caduceus had nearly drowned when they fought Algar, and without her, no one would have been able to revive him. Caleb nearly died in that confrontation, too. Without her spells, would the Nein have escaped the zhelezo the night before? No, they needed her.

An image of the Ruby came back to her, a memory of months earlier when her mother hand her a pouch of gold before she fled from Lord Sharpe.

“See the world. As much of it as you can. Find people to love, and people who love you, and send it all back to me.”

There was so much more out there.

“Thank you, Nott, but I can’t,” Jester answered. “I missed my Mama, I did. But you all need me, and I want to go. And Mama wanted me to, too, so I could bring it back to her in stories.” She looked out at the bay, the sun sparkling brilliantly on the water like a jewel. “I’m not done yet. Mama has Nugget to keep her company, and I can send her messages, and we’ll come visit. It’ll be okay.”

Nott inspected her for a moment, then grinned brightly. “Alright. Then we’ll keep an eye out for souvenirs for her! Oh, maybe post cards, or…”

Once more, Jester felt a pull to get one final glimpse of the Chateau. Just one more time. But she resisted it and kept walking forward, keeping a smile on her face as she chatted with Nott about what to bring back to her Mama.

Jester would miss something if she kept looking back.

[salted-strawberry]

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Howdy!

I'm Molly, but you can call also call me M, Miss, Kitten/Kitty, Puppy, Mommy...

...Fucktoy, breeding bitch/cow, Goddess, Slut, cumrag... whoop, getting carried away here "^_^

I'm a transfemme genderqueerwith a lot of love in their heart and a LOT of cum in their girlcock/hen and girlballs, and I'm eager to share either and/or both!!

Still playing around with labels but I'm *preeetty* sure I'm a lesbian? The important part is I love women, I Especially Love trans women, and I REALLY Especially Love anyone still questioning/in the closet/just barely cracked eggs, it's tough out there but mama knows you'll make it through to the other side just fine <3

Men feel free to interract, just don't expect too much if you DM me or send an ask. CisHet men, on the other hand, if you're here in the first place then either something has gone wrong or maybe there might be a little more fruit in your smoothie than ya thought ;3

Speaking of DMs and asks: I'd prefer anon asks before messaging me directly bc my anxious ass likes being able to forget I'm talking to another living person 8) and filtering your message through the guise of everyone's good friend Shades McGrayCircle helps. That said, feel free to DM! I just might not respond too promptly. Also, please no personal pics/vids unless I know you

!! Content Warning !!: I can and will be reblogging and posting some heavier kink stuff, and not all of it will be tagged (but I will try!)

This may include, but is not limited to:

MD/LG and CG/L

CNC, DubCon, generally fuzzy-line consent stuff

Queer slurs I'm trying to reclaim (F**got, D*ke, Tr@nny, etc)

Drugs & Alchohol / intox

Weed

Probably a lot of weed

Enough weed to get 4 or 5 bullet points

Maaayyybe some piss stuff, likely only by proxy

Like holy shit girl calm down on the weed

The occasional dirty pic (reblog only: there's no way I'm posting my own bits any time soon)

Oh, yeah, and sexual content. Definitely lots of that.

And now, my kinks!

Hard kinks: pet names (especially "mommy" and "puppy"), praise, gentle domming, bratting, musk/smell, oral, tongues in general, breast/ass worship, lactation, height gaps

Soft kinks: anal play, edging, spanking, free use, intox, petplay, MD/LG and CG/L, (very light) breathplay, some CNC, bimbofication, hypnosis, cum eating, breeding

!!Hard Limits!! (absolutely NO): scat, vomit, knife/blood/weaponplay, misgendering, detrans, actual incest (incest play is fine, as long as it's explicitly ONLY play), weight gain/loss, or anything not explicitly consensual

!Soft Limits!(negotiable, but I'd rather not): feet, ageplay, piss, heavy degradation/humiliation (being called a stupid useless cumrag or similar is fine, but nothing too mean or personal), threats, CBT, honestly most men ngl

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That's all I've got for now! Thanks for reading this whole thing, darling ;3 stay safe, have fun, and remember that I kove you~! <3

[ladykittenlena]

Mommies from my Next gen au

Catherine/Evelyn Evans - girl from Catherine's Adventure and girl in plane and cosplay girl from Poweredd (Edd's wife/Ethan and Eddie's mom)

Presumably Evie's father is American and her mother is English. Her mother, Suzanne Evans, is an elementary school teacher/kindergarten teacher. At the age of seven, Evelyn experienced a divorce from her parents. She has a very close relationship with her mother.

Evelyn was in the same class as Edd and was in love with him. One might even say obsessed with it. She is quite capable of killing her rivals (this trait disappeared later). I had a concert for her in high school, but now I will enjoy this one.

From twitter EddsHS.

In the original AU, Evelyn is very attractive, and even sexy. Her orientation is gay (it's not rofl). She loves Edd very much, and often tells him about it. About their physical contact, she likes to embarrass him, but only until Edd's patience snaps and he pushes her onto the bed to....

Evelyn can be thanked in terms of the fact that thanks to her Tom and Susan are together. She just works at the musical instrument store where Susan was sold.

Also, Evelyn is very caring and loving, which is observed in Next Gen Ay. She cares a lot about her children, and often worries about them. She is also able to chastise Ethan for taking illegal substances.

The opposite of Evelyn is Evie (opposite day). She has an even more outgoing personality and is more sweet than sexy. She also does not like when someone quarrels. When Nastya and Molly quarrel, she often shouts "No, why are you all so rude ?!"

Her Ellsworld Version is Eric. Eric is similar to the original Evelyn, with the only difference being that he is a guy.

In any au, she is friends with Susan and Tom.

Molly Adams - girl from Zombeh Nation and Zanta Claws. (Max and Marty's mom)

Molly was from a wealthy family, and a very spoiled girl. She was on good terms with both parents. Also her first boyfriend was Tord. That was until they broke up, and the next day Molly had an accident in which only she survived and she had amnesia. Later, she remembered everything, and noticed that Tord was now dating Anya. Then Annya introduced her to Matt.

Molly works as a fashion designer and is also a red army designer (designed new uniforms) and is very well paid.

At the beginning of the Next Gen, she began to drink even more, and often beat Max for a simple question. She also flirted with other men. Then, after Annya returned, she stopped drinking. She also loves her children, as well as Matt.

Molly has the opposite character in the opposite day ay. She has a fairly criminal past, she is mentally unstable after the accident and amnesia, and she does not like Tord (not that she liked him there in the original, she just does not like him, but there is a strong dislike here). She also has a complicated relationship with Matt. With Nastya they are still friends.

Ellsworld version of Molly - Modest. An exact copy of the original Molly with the opposite sex. Matilda for him is just a holy person. And when Vlada crippled her, Mody threw a tantrum on Tori (with whom they are also ex). But luckily everything ended well.

Here I will not say anything about Susan, because Tumblr does not want to and writes "this did not work, try again." So there will be a reblog. Because I already painted Susan in a draft, but it does not save!

Edit: also thing with Annya too🙄

So... It would be be pt.1

[orlissa]

4. What detail in Life Unfolds in Chapters are you really proud of?

5. What do you wish someone would ask you about any fic set in the Terrible, Beautiful, Unsaid Things universe? Answer it now!

7. Any worldbuilding you’re particularly proud of?

10. How do you decide what to write?

16. What’s an AU you would love to read (or have read and loved)?

4. What detail in Life Unfolds in Chapters are you really proud of? A lot of very specific research went into that story to create my turn-of-the-century-Budapest-based-Novokribirsk. Beyond online research I went on walks and took pictures so I could described the places mentioned with the most details. Then after each chapter I had enough background stuff to make a whole post about it, about food and clothes and places. So I think this story is the one I made the most research for.

5. What do you wish someone would ask you about any fic set in the Terrible, Beautiful, Unsaid Things universe? Answer it now! Holy molly, we are talking about a 100+ K words long universe with 20+ stories with various tones and conflicts. I cannot pin-point a single question, but ones about that universe is always welcome.

7. Any worldbuilding you’re particularly proud of? Does my answer to the first question count? :D But to be honest, I don't consider myself much of a worldbuilder, I'm just playing with what's already given, and sprinkly some fairydust on top of it. But maybe how I like to contrast the whole Ravkan saints-based religion with my Aleksander's kinda cynical stance to it and his deep-rooted belief in the old system.

10. How do you decide what to write? I have a bunch of gremlins living in my head, and they plant an idea and demand that I write it. Sometimes it works out. Sometimes they decide to push forward another idea in the middle of working on the previous one.

16. What’s an AU you would love to read (or have read and loved)? The thing with AUs is that I love mine, and then I don't even think about others, until other people thinks of them. So I don't know about hypothetical AUs that I would love to read, if that makes sense, and I cannot give you tropes either, because so much hangs on the execution. ...But I do love "Aleksander and Alina as just rulers fixing Ravka while loving each other"

[causenessus]

NESSSSSSSS ITS SELF SHIP FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE ARE MY SELF SHIP FRIDAY QUESTIONS i love the one you picked choosing these was hard

birthday, tounge-tied, and lipstick !!!!

tag game <3

HAPPY SELF SHIP WEDNESDAY MOLLY LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 IT'S OKAY BC WE'RE ALSO DOING SELF SHIP WEDNESDAY!!!! <3 I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE QUESTIONS I SENT YOU!!

birthday — how does ur fﾉo make ur birthday special ?

he knows i hate spending it with a lot of people and that i don't like bringing up my birthday in general so he has it ALL figured out omg <3 he keeps everything a surprise until the day of. he does not even say something like "so ur birthday's coming up..." nope. he knows i hate that. i was a little nervous the first time my birthday came around after we started dating because he knew when my birthday was (we're 100% friends to lovers 🧍‍♀️) but he hadn't said a word to me about it so i thought maybe he forgot (i'm so self destructive and hypocritical please i hope this makes sense and doesn't make u go 'now wtf do u mean u hate talking abt ur birthday and then get nervous about people not remembering it' I'M SORRY OKAY) but then he woke me up the day of spam calling my phone (he'd already sent me a happy birthday ESSAY the moment it turned midnight too) and told me to get ready bc he had an entire day planned out for us. (i am getting way too into this apologies). and we usually just do things like go out for froyo and go to cafes and book stores <3 and maybe paint pottery idk <3 the most he ever asks me about my birthday atp is what i want as a gift like two months in advance (as if he's gonna get any response out of me other than "idk 😃"). and if my friends complain about hanging out to celebrate my birthday too he'll def take charge of the hangout and we probably go out with our friends to celebrate it like the day after my birthday <3

tongue-tied — what is one thing ur fﾉo does that never fails to render u a flustered mess ? 

staring at me. i literally cannot focus OMFG and he's so annoying about it!! because i can always just feel when he's staring at me and i just start squirming bc i'm like "STOP PERCEIVING ME PLEASE JFC" but he won't stop!! he just smiles and stares for even longer!! and ever so often i won't notice him staring and i'll turn to look at him and see he's already looking at me and it messes me up so bad i have to like pull up my hood and tighten the drawstrings of my hoodie and just hide while he laughs.

lipstick — where is ur fﾉo’s favourite place ( s ) to kiss u ?

molly u can't ask this. i will turn into a feral demon who needs to be drowned in holy water. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh neck. neck neck neck.

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HOLY SHIT 🧱 MOD!

I have questions for you!!! Do you have a grumblr blog? Is 🧱 anyone around???? Thabk you for taking an interest in my guy i love your asks!

Now to your questions

2. What's your oc's orientation? (Romantic/sexual/platonic alterous ect) Do they have opinions about it?

Human GT would label himself as bi, troll GT would say pan if he knew what that means, he really doesnt care about other peoples genders at all

3. How did your oc discover themself? Did something cause them to question, or did they always know?

I dont have a whole lot to say about his sexuality so i might answer most or all of these for gender instead cause GT is very trans

If he didn't "always know" he sure did figure it out young, he spent the first few (very few, like 2) sweeps hanging out with only girl(s), so clocked it as soon as he met a guy

8. Have they had struggles with their identity, be it due to internal or external reasons?

YES, both internal and external, internal out of fear of how others would react and he was right to be scared, i cant give a lot of info on the external part cause thats lore relevant, so if you wanna know youre gonna go digging into his life and dig deep

(yes im shamelessly trying to get you curious, go dig!)

9. Are there cultural or lore specific aspects to their identity? If applicable, does their species affect it

Absolutely! The whole concept of identity is extremely important to his character/lore actually, him being a troll affects only in so far as his genuine love for troll kind, and ,of course, in all the ways living in murder planet affects a person

11. Is your oc open about their identity? Are they more lowkey or more blunt about it? Why or why not?

Hes not HIDING it, hes even told 1 or 2 people, but he doesnt actively talk about it much, if you ask hell tell you, but he wont usually start the conversation

NOW ONTO THE ASKS ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL MOD! ME!

17. Do you share identity with any of your ocs? Which ones?

We both transmasc but hes way more of a guy then i am, outside of that we share nothing, hes very pan im very aroace

(he may be a tiny bit a-spec but thats cause all my characters end up a tiny bit a-spec)

18. Do you prefer to give your ocs specific labels, or keep it unspecified? Why? If applicable, do you change their labels depending on circumstance?

Depends on the character, most stay unlabeled tho, unless its plot relevant i dont see the point in labeling them, i did change/add a label ir 2 but those were special circumstances

21. Free ramble card wee

About me? Theres not a whole lot to say

Im aroace, dont-ask-me-about-my-gender, and Brazilian, thats not related to pride or anything its just true, AMA? I dont have much to say

About him? HOLY MOLLY

Hes so trans guys, its so relevant thats hes trans someone go poke at him about it! Hes a little weirdo of a guy, there are so many levers are details and contradictions in him hows he not exploded yet

I wanna say so much cause i dont know how much yall are gonna figure out but also i cant cause spoilers! !!!!!!!!!

The more you know about him the more confusing he gets (thats what i get for rping, gotta keep thinking about him)

If i had to resume him into one question it would be

"what would it take (how much comfort, fear, pain, friendship) to make you willingly give up your identity?"

This is such an unfocused rant but i have so many thooooooughts

Thanks for the ask!!!! TELL ME ABOUT 🧱

[rockislandadultreads]

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