#holy shit

[lustylita]

"Eye contact can hit you like a bullet."

I LOVE THIS ONE OMFG

IM SCREAMING @hurthermore I-

[amnesia-filled-gardens]

"Joel is obsessed with Etho" "Etho is obsessed with Joel" Yes, but- I wanna talk about Iskall. This man bought SIXTY-FOUR. A FULL. STACK. Of Joel stamps. And sent him not one, not two, not three, but four packages, with messages that all end with "x", aka "kisses", to Joel the same episode he got his mailbox. He also sent a ghast tear named "My tear of happiness" with a piece of paper that said "For you x"

Pearls reaction to it too:

Transcript:

Pearl: "(Sixteen) -diamonds? I think that's correct."

Iskall: (Overlapped) "That is correct."

Iskall: "Yup"

Pearl: "I believe so, unless I'm completely wrong."

Iskall: "Here you go!"

Pearl: "Oh my gosh, look at that! Ohh, beautiful sixteen diamonds!"

Iskall: "Yeah!"

Pearl: "Did you just-? Hang on, did you just buy six- Oh my gosh, Iskall!"

Iskall: "Okay, well I'm off!"

Pearl: "Not gonna say anything, you enjoy your newfound obsession!"

Iskall: "I will!"

[solarsturniolo]

no watermark and HD vid quality for ya thirsty hoes 🫶🏻

[nanazluvs]

i know hes associated with dogs but thats not stopping me like LOOK at these pictures

[nunalastor]

Tags

here are the missing tags for the sagas: (sorry if I missed any)

blessed ask / time loop headcanons

forced family

dark forced family

kid alastor

alastors harem

alastor doesn’t sleep

that fuckass bob

sheep girl

grandaddy zestiel

serial roommates

abel hate blog

alastor gets kidnapped

mario au

our boyfriend

alastor is lilith

equal opportunity ass eater

alastor is homeless

hell maury

possessive lucifer

tangled au

alastor is jesus

alastor is a gator girl

dickcussions

tech savvy alastor

alastor’s shitty childhood

body swap

other general tags:

chill lute fuck

nunalastor exposed

alastor’s mom

sir pentious x zestiel

[some-bear-out-there]

If you feel "betrayed" by celebrities that you "trusted", then I implore you to recognize when you have a parasocial relationship. You do not know those people. They are not your friends. They have no idea you exist. That doesn't make them monsters, it's just the truth.

If you don't want to support Watcher anymore, even after their walk back, then don't. Unsubscribe and move on. Criticizing their (stupid) subscription announcement is completely fine. But, if you were heartbroken by their announcement, then it might be time to step away from Watcher and remind yourself that they are there to entertain you, that's all.

[jaejoontrashpanda]

We're getting FirstKhao and JoongDunk together in a mafia drama?!??

[fritzes]

if coco goes further than aryna in madrid, she'll be world #2

[groenendaze]

i threw an EIGHTY ONE YARD SEEDING THROW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bjorngr]

😮‍💨

[theautumnaldemon]

[dougielombax]

I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?

Edit: Fucking hell.

This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!

What have I DONE????!!!!!

I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!

I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.

Probably….

Idk.

Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.

Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.

Anyway.

AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)

Edit: 8,000 notes! Holy shit!

Edit: 9,000 notes!!!

Edit: 10,000 notes!!!!!!!!!

Edit: 15,000 notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: 20,000 Notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!

Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.

Anyway.

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[emahriel]

I am losing my mind. source: x

[cruell-summers]

"your new girl is my clone" would've caused deaths in 2014 what the FUCK

[thebibliosphere]

I just got access to Tumblr Patio, and oh, oh. It's like Tweet Deck but for Tumblr.

I... I actually kind of like it. I can see my activity and reply to people way easier and oh. OH.

I can customize it to see my DMs. OH MY GOD, I CAN READ MY DM'S WITHOUT THE LITTLE POP-UP THING BREAKING. AAAH, FINALLY